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TopicIs Steve Carell dead?
addled
12/28/18 3:32:52 PM
#5
Just his latest movie
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TopicShould we ban Santa?
addled
12/24/18 10:26:55 AM
#6
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
We should weaponize Santa. He must have an immense amount of energy at his disposal to deliver gifts to all the world's children in one night. Imagine if he were ever to collide with something.

That's why we don't get extinction level meteors anymore. Santa fights them the other 364 days of the year.
Dinosaurs didn't believe in Santa and look what happened to them.
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TopicIt's Christmas Eve and you're posting on CE
addled
12/24/18 10:22:35 AM
#15
It's only 10:20 AM and I'm at work. Christmas Eve isn't for a few hours.

And why are you LOLing if you're posting?
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TopicInterstellar travel is impossible.
addled
12/22/18 6:30:46 PM
#15
Arcvalons posted...
We're forever stuck in this tiny lonely corner of the universe.

How does that make you feel?

I really don't feel lonely.
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TopicDo you have Ripped Jeans?
addled
12/19/18 12:57:07 PM
#4
I have 2 pair, it took years of wear for them to rip.
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Topic1 million, but you must use a ouija board everyday.
addled
12/17/18 12:42:09 PM
#26
Does the game come with the deal or will I have to go out & buy it?
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Topic50 million, but you're only allowed to drink soda and beer forever.
addled
12/11/18 10:40:14 PM
#16
Brushing your teeth with beer or soda to rinse. Bleh.

And the 50 million would help with dental, diabetes & live issues. (and probably more)
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TopicMost annoying Christmas song?
addled
12/11/18 10:37:16 PM
#9
Actually that's the reason I'm all for banning Baby It's Cold Outside. Not the rape question. I just think it sucks. And it isn't even about Christmas, it's about the temperature.
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TopicPost on your main account ITT
addled
12/11/18 10:33:50 PM
#26
Don't understand the need for more than 1 account.
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TopicWhat's it called when you're angry but too ambivalent to bother?
addled
12/11/18 10:31:15 PM
#8
Miffed
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TopicWhats everyone opinion on the flu shot?
addled
12/11/18 10:17:43 PM
#22
I get them.
A lot of friends and relatives are having babies and the parents are getting older. I would feel like an ass if they got the flu because of I was a too big of a wuss for a pinch in the arm.
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TopicWhat are your honest thoughts on feminists?
addled
12/11/18 10:08:34 PM
#20
As single person, "You have some valid points". As a group "What's on another channel"
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Topicwhere do you have sex when both of you live at parent's house?
addled
12/11/18 10:02:54 PM
#16
Where is as big as a problem as when.
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TopicShe finally gave you a chance, how do you impress da fuck outta her on 1st date?
addled
12/11/18 10:00:50 PM
#8
Don't use "da" & "f***"
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TopicYou know what sucks? You can't wear any red hat anymore...
addled
12/11/18 9:53:31 PM
#6
Reds and Phillies fans usually don't have any trouble.
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Topic19 y/o Girl gets DEATH THREATS because she has a SKINNY BOYFRIEND!! Is She Hot??
addled
12/11/18 9:49:39 PM
#25
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/12/11/09/7276408-0-image-a-27_1544521042389.jpg

When she isn't trying to pose for the camera she is cute, but that hair color is great
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TopicMark Hamill accurately rewrites Trump tweet
addled
12/11/18 1:04:59 PM
#11
LightHawKnight posted...
He should read more of Trump's tweets as the Joker.

Mark Hamill as the Joker reading Trump's tweets?

I'd watch that video.
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Topicwhat are some random gadgets I should put on my christma list
addled
12/07/18 3:32:38 PM
#10
Gadgets? Anything from Ronco
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Topici spend $30 a day on eating out, is that a lot?
addled
12/03/18 4:14:08 PM
#12
_Rinku_ posted...
EliteLevel posted...
_Rinku_ posted...
EliteLevel posted...
Where the hell can you buy 3 meals a day that cheap?

That's $10/meal. That's a combo at most fast food restaurants.


Im so sorry humans have to resort to these.

You will pry my chalupa supreme from my cold, dead hands.

I think that's the coroners job when he needs to see how bad your heart is/was.
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TopicI can't believe there's professional long drive competitions
addled
12/02/18 4:17:38 PM
#2
Anything for a buck
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TopicND man pleads guilty to taking forklift, planning to 'flip' president' limo
addled
12/02/18 4:16:25 PM
#43
Just how fast does a forklift travel? I can't imagine anything much faster than 15mph.
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TopicND man pleads guilty to taking forklift, planning to 'flip' president' limo
addled
12/02/18 12:26:31 PM
#20
This plan is stupidity on so many levels
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TopicWhat comes to mind first when I say "Ben"?
addled
11/30/18 12:34:43 PM
#58
Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
Flintlock_Staff posted...
@addled posted...
depends on the when & where.

Since this is a NFL board - Ben Roethlisberger
history board - Ben Franklin
movie board - Ben Hur or Ben Kenobi
Porn board - Ben Dover.

When did this turn into the NFL board?


lol right? actually had to double check to make sure I was on CE


I screwed that up. I should pay more attention to what board I'm on.
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TopicWhat comes to mind first when I say "Ben"?
addled
11/30/18 10:29:25 AM
#32
depends on the when & where.

Since this is a NFL board - Ben Roethlisberger
history board - Ben Franklin
movie board - Ben Hur or Ben Kenobi
Porn board - Ben Dover.
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TopicYou are stupid and ugly. Therefore, stay humble.
addled
11/29/18 1:06:48 PM
#3
But this go against the wisdom of Mac Davis.
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Topic$1 billion or the ability to know the consequence of every action you take
addled
11/20/18 3:30:39 PM
#54
Money. Even after paying taxes on it would be a boatload for me.

I lived without that ability for this long, I don't need it.
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TopicWhich version of 'Smooth Criminal' is better?
addled
11/14/18 3:39:35 PM
#100
2 Cellos
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TopicTwitter SJW's disrespect Stan Lee
addled
11/13/18 3:38:35 PM
#22
UnfairRepresent posted...
addled posted...
Wait, I can never remember these titles people give others.

SJW - Does/doesn't mean Single Jewish Woman?

Social
Justice
Warrior

Alpha218 posted...
addled posted...
Wait, I can never remember these titles people give others.

SJW - Does/doesn't mean Single Jewish Woman?

Skeleton Jazz Womanizers


2nd one is better
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TopicWho is more a more offensive character? Groundskeeper Willy or Apu?
addled
11/13/18 3:37:13 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
addled posted...
In the 300 years The Simpsons have been on and it being a cartoon, nothing on the show has ever offended me.

We live in a new age now,old man. The age of feelings

And it feels horrible.

Veggeta X posted...
addled posted...
In the 300 years The Simpsons have been on and it being a cartoon, nothing on the show has ever offended me.

It's a good thing society don't run on what exclusively on you.


That's probably a good thing.
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TopicWho is more a more offensive character? Groundskeeper Willy or Apu?
addled
11/13/18 3:29:53 PM
#5
In the 300 years The Simpsons have been on and it being a cartoon, nothing on the show has ever offended me.
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TopicTwitter SJW's disrespect Stan Lee
addled
11/13/18 3:28:18 PM
#18
Wait, I can never remember these titles people give others.

SJW - Does/doesn't mean Single Jewish Woman?
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TopicCan people stop fucking calling me "Doom_Fart"?
addled
11/13/18 3:24:20 PM
#13
It's not completely horrible. It makes you sound like a very dangerous person to be on an elevator with.
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TopicWithout naming the sitcom, what's the one quote that will give away the show?
addled
11/11/18 7:56:14 PM
#62
Sit on it.

WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING HERE?
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TopicYour reaction: Your teenage daughter has the strength of 10 men.
addled
11/08/18 3:34:03 PM
#17
wife - "Honey open this jar for me"

me - "That's our daughters job now"
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TopicSPEAKER OF THE HOUSE: Nancy Pelosi
addled
11/08/18 3:31:07 PM
#26
Speak of the House Nancy Pelosi

President of the United States Donald Trump

Both make me want to throw up.
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TopicITT: We write Donald Trump's next speech 3 words at a time.
addled
11/05/18 12:55:29 PM
#74
of his gifts
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TopicITT: We write Donald Trump's next speech 3 words at a time.
addled
11/05/18 12:55:15 PM
#73
Huge, huge fan
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Topichuh. my electricity bill is 7 bucks this month.
addled
11/01/18 10:28:44 AM
#3
Better find out before you provider finds their mistake and hits you next month for a double payment.
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TopicI have an awful voice, a lisp, and no singing talent. Give me songs to sing.
addled
10/30/18 7:50:57 PM
#14
Strangers in the Night
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TopicIf I say something trivial and you get triggered by it, whose fault is it?
addled
10/30/18 10:36:37 AM
#30
Too many variables.
Like who are you talking too, where, and so on.

for example.
Say you're with your parents in your house (just you & them) and you say something disrespectful to one as an easily apparent joke and they laugh with you..

Now you say the same thing in public (because it got the laugh last time) & this time the S*** flies.
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Topicis rick moranis dead
addled
10/28/18 10:01:22 AM
#3
Last I knew he retired. His wife died and he decided his family and raising his kids was more important. Most likely he had is finances squared away so good for him.
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TopicI live in the same city as the lotto winner.
addled
10/24/18 12:27:59 PM
#5
According to an article I read, "under current law he or she is allowed to give up to $15,000 to as many people as desired without tax consequences". Don't know if that is SC state law or federal law.

Think you would be OK with just 15K?
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TopicWould you allow your wife to declaw your cat?
addled
10/21/18 4:05:57 PM
#20
Vet explained what happens when I was thinking about having it done.

He still has claws.
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TopicFun fact: all of spidermans villains are modelled after a spiders natural predat
addled
10/18/18 8:35:27 AM
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Don't know how many times our local paper has dropped stories on crooked politicians getting busted or murders to run an 8 page editorial on the ickiness of a spider a reporter found on their porch.
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TopicWhat's your favorite Queen song?
addled
10/12/18 10:28:03 AM
#56
Who Wants to Live Forever

Show Must Go On.

I hope I got the names right.
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TopicNow even the hat worn by Mrs Trump annoys people.
addled
10/05/18 3:22:53 PM
#11
It's a pith helmet, big deal.
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TopicPresident Trump mocks Christine Blasey Ford
addled
10/03/18 1:05:13 PM
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Nomadic View posted...
Nothing he said was inaccurate.

She doesnt know the time, place, year, house, neighborhood, how she got there, or how she got home.


When I first heard him say this on the news, before I knew what the story was about I wasn't sure if he was talking about Ford or Kavanaugh.
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TopicI don't tip anyone - period. It's because I'm against worker exploitation
addled
10/01/18 3:42:17 PM
#101
Stop using businesses that have workers who expect tips.
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TopicLeonard DiCaprio is the greatest actor of all time.
addled
10/01/18 3:39:25 PM
#19
SaithSayer posted...
TC is right.

If you don't believe it, watch What's Eating Gilbert Grape.


I'll give you that, he was good in that one.
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TopicWho convinced you more today? Brett Kavanaugh or Christine Blasey Ford ?
addled
09/27/18 8:23:11 PM
#26
The only thing this convinced me of is all the donkeys and all the elephants in the circus called Congress should be wearing clown makeup.
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