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AldousIsDead posted...

Once upon a time I was a licensed sheep and deer inseminator. Yes that's a thing.

I've always found it ridiculous how apparently it's perfectly fine to put a condom on an animal and whack him off or induce him into using a fleshlight-type device to get his semen and then use it to artificially inseminate a female who may not even want to be pregnant, but do the same thing because either or both of you actually enjoy it and somehow that's abuse all of a sudden.

Also quit bumping this topic

The vocal whiners in the community are really ruining it, like seriously they'll be fine with showing a 50-foot tall dragon shoving a normal-sized werewolf into her cooter but then complain that the werewolf having a canine penis instead of a human one is going too far

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku42Iszh9KM

C_Pain posted...

The ultimate goal is just find the big boy?

I guess the goal is to get all the words that fit the category, and to get the "spangram" as early as possible? I kind of wish there was a timer like in the crossword, it would probably be a better scoring method than this Wordle/Connections-type emoji-results garbage.

:43 for Tuesday

Wordle 990 5/6

1. lance
2. bunch
3. punch
4. munch

The ol' 4 greens + the missing letter being a repeat curse

Strands #2
Shell have a ball

Way back when I worked the parking lot at a grocery store there was a day where a sick or injured seagull kept trying to walk into the store. Eventually it got past the front door and the manager had me put on gloves and carry it out away from the front of the store. I checked on it again a little while later and it had died. To make things worse this was right around the time of the whole bird flu scare and I ended up giving myself psychosomatic issues and had to go home early cause of it.

Bottlenose Dolphin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMU4j54ddLc

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Zikten posted...

Republicans hate mail in voting. They want to force everyone to line up in person at inconvenient voting centers.

They'd electrify the button on the voting machine that registers a vote for Biden if they could

Strands #1
Mark my words



NightRender posted...

I didn't understand the rules fully. I'll try for it tomorrow.

It's basically a word search except the words don't have to be in a straight line, every letter is used exactly once, and there's one word that is basically the category for all the other words which will touch two opposite ends of the letter grid.

modena posted...

Plankton maybe?

Biggest failure ever, can't even steal the Krabby Patty formula

Woolery left Wheel

Dark_Koopatrol posted...

Why didn't you?

You could've.
You should've.
You would've.

Trust me, if I bought Bitcoin last year it would be down 90%, I know how things work by now

0:29 for Monday cause dad jokes

Wordle 989 3/6

1. piano
2. share

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Wingdings 36

1:28 for Sunday, that was a unusually hard one

Wordle 988 5/6

1. glean
2. reach
3. stake
4. stave it off, 1-2-3 and now you can count to 3.

Dark_Arbron posted...

Cant let you brew that, Starbucks.

Cant let you view that, Firefox.

Can't let you screw that, Star Fucks.

opopopza posted...

There was a good post on Reddit from an actual swimming ref that explained why this rule is in affect.

It basically came down to creating excess waves in the pool while others are competing can affect their visibility as they are trying to finish (plus just poor sportsmanship). And the lane dividers can also break easily, you are never supposed to get on them.

Admittedly I know pretty much nothing about competitive swimming but that goes against what the vast majority of people who do follow the sport have said about the situation. He smacked the water in celebration pretty hard before getting up onto the lane divider but for that being supposed "poor sportsmanship" and potential disruption to the other swimmers that might cause, there doesn't seem to be anybody complaining about that.

Looking up articles about this whole thing led me down the rabbit hole of shitty sports rules and how Devon Allen was disqualified from a hurdles competition a couple years ago because the computer in the starting blocks said he started .099 seconds after the starting gun sounded and apparently you're not allowed to start until .1 second after because of bullshit about "the limit of human reaction time" and how "reacting" faster than that means they must have cheated by anticipating the starting gun or some such nonsense. Never mind that recent studies have shown that the actual possible best reaction time is probably closer to .08 seconds, it's such a ridiculously infinitesimal amount of time that nobody with the naked eye or even reviewing the footage frame by frame would see him starting any earlier than anybody else, and that humans have been running foot races for thousands of years and nobody's ever had a problem with a .001 second difference before computers were thrown into the equation. Like I get they want to make things as fair as possible but this is the kind of anal bullshit where in their attempts to be fair they seem to actually be making things more unfair in ridiculous ways instead.

Mistere_Man posted...

It was the first new century, in 100 years!

(Not lyrics but god I hope it was )

And when I felt like I should cry, I laughed away my tears!

Wordle 987 4/6

1. plate
2. hairy
3. arson

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Bananaphone!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Bananaphone!
I've got this feeling, it's so appealing
For us to get together and sing, sing!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fa07742a.jpg

deupd_u posted...

Eat my shorts

Yes, eat all of our shirts!

I won't give my full opinions cause I'll be modded for wrongthink, but I'm for laws that protect animals from cruelty and abuse such as sexual assault.

YugiNoob posted...

See, I seem sane by comparison

Imagine if enough people voted uncommitted in the general election that YO MAMA would win.

But if you only do the multiples of 10 you'd only need $12,750

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZoo5mgcjz8

You'd better not welch on paying out

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Didn't even look at the Down clues today

Wordle 986 4/6

1. thing
2. store
3. robot

Age: 41 years, 11 months
Look: I dunno, 35, 40? People say I look young but I think that's just something people say to be polite
Feel: Varies from day to day. But usually ancient

YugiNoob posted...

I'll see your Wolverine dong and raise you one unicorn anus

I know I should keep my damn mouth shut, but the anus would be higher up than that, that's more like a unicorn clitoris

Halo Kitty
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3bd1613f.jpg

Wordle 985 3/6

1. noise
2. ridge

Umbreon posted...

Pretty wild if these have actually been paid out.

I can confirm he is actually paying out.

I'm not sticking around for this one cause I'm not so greedy as to try to win two in a row, so good luck to all of you :)

thisworld posted...

I'm not familiar with CE's giveaway. So spamming is fair game here?

GameFAQs literally doesn't allow you to post more than 2 posts in a 60 second span. Unless the TC of a giveaway or the site itself specifically says you can't make posts that close together I'd figure it's fair game.

Now if someone were using alts, hacking, or an exploit to post more than the board is supposed to allow, yeah, I could see that being an issue.

I got it! And thanks for the early birthday greeting!

Technically the last "enemy" I "killed" was a virus from Dr. Mario, so I probably survive but feel like shit for the next couple weeks

archizzy posted...

WilliamPorygon with two posts and two different messages 1 second apart. Way to work the system for the win my man lol.

I'm surprised everybody doesn't do that

Trying my best....

Yeah finally
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/cddaa8ae.jpg

Probably #81 here

My FF6 has Sketch Glitch