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Topic | Old Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2 |
UnsteadyOwl 05/26/23 8:16:57 AM #301 | "Ladies and gentlemen, what you are seeing is a total disregard for the things St. Patrick's Day stand for. All this drinking, violence, destruction of property. Are these the things we think of when we think of the Irish?" --- "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life." |
Topic | Old Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2 |
UnsteadyOwl 05/20/23 2:21:55 PM #281 | "I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over 50, and if its speed dropped it would explode. I think it was called The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down." --- "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life." |
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