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TopicOld Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2
UnsteadyOwl
05/26/23 8:16:57 AM
#301
"Ladies and gentlemen, what you are seeing is a total disregard for the things St. Patrick's Day stand for. All this drinking, violence, destruction of property. Are these the things we think of when we think of the Irish?"

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"It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life."
TopicOld Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2
UnsteadyOwl
05/20/23 2:21:55 PM
#281
"I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over 50, and if its speed dropped it would explode. I think it was called The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

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