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TopicI actually thought about doing roughly 40 hours of grinding. Wtf.
Turtlebread
05/22/19 8:34:48 AM
#22
Even mods are throwing shade
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TopicDid I ever tell you guys about the time I hooked up with Vietnamese twins?
Turtlebread
05/22/19 8:20:40 AM
#7
DrizztLink posted...
Turtlebread posted...
I dont understand this joke because I pronounce Nguyen correctly

But by saying that you say that you know the pronunciation I'm using, ergo you understand the joke.



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TopicDid I ever tell you guys about the time I hooked up with Vietnamese twins?
Turtlebread
05/22/19 8:17:49 AM
#2
I dont understand this joke because I pronounce Nguyen correctly
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TopicAny man is a liar that says no to a hot woman undressing in front of him.
Turtlebread
05/22/19 5:36:46 AM
#5
you sound like a virgin

if you have enough sex you might understand how easy it is for well adjusted people to control themselves
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TopicTinder/Bumble/Grindr/etc General: Progress Edition
Turtlebread
05/22/19 2:54:20 AM
#7
I mean we never messaged each other on tinder. We laughed about it after we started dating.
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TopicTinder/Bumble/Grindr/etc General: Progress Edition
Turtlebread
05/22/19 2:50:18 AM
#5
I met my gf at a club but we matched on Tinder before we met and never talked to each other on it.

That's all I have to contribute.
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Topicis 'The Butterfly Effect' the most depressing movie ever made
Turtlebread
05/22/19 2:46:23 AM
#8
what's so sad about ass to ass dildo action?
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TopicProblem: How do you stop a player from re-loading when stealing from an NPC?
Turtlebread
05/21/19 12:39:45 PM
#44
theyre video games so who gives a shit let people do what they want
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TopicRemember when the Night King (GoT spoilers)
Turtlebread
05/21/19 8:05:37 AM
#14
Rigama posted...
The whole white walker thing was for nothing.
Jon being a Targaryen was for nothing.
Jaime's character development was for nothing.
The three eyed raven shit was for nothing.


boy am i glad i didn't start watching this series back in 2011
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TopicKaraoke topic
Turtlebread
05/21/19 4:34:43 AM
#48
TopicIt's crazy how hard Iggy Azalea fell off.
Turtlebread
05/21/19 3:33:52 AM
#6
her speech impediment makes me feel sorry for her
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TopicWhy don't you ever try backdoor stuff?
Turtlebread
05/20/19 3:52:33 PM
#3
I don't wanna get poo all over my fists
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TopicAnyone else eschew sophisticated task manager software in favour of just notes?
Turtlebread
05/20/19 5:34:50 AM
#2
I dont take notes because my memory is so good
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Topicman rapes 13yo school kid, gives her $5 and says he's sorry
Turtlebread
05/20/19 5:33:40 AM
#27
toyota posted...
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He looks like a fucking bitch
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TopicI am two months away from being sober from methamphetamine for two years. AMA.
Turtlebread
05/20/19 4:10:14 AM
#16
what games do you still play on steam
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Topicare you fuckers ready for the Roaring Twenties in 8 months time
Turtlebread
05/20/19 2:44:50 AM
#5
DarthAragorn posted...
I hope I don't make it that far


I hope you do

we are all on this shitty earth together
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Topicin a few weeks from now you could earn 50k just by deadlifting 501kg
Turtlebread
05/19/19 3:39:40 PM
#1
there's a competition coming up and if you can deadlift 501kg they'll just give you 50k USD lol



there's not even a catch
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TopicThis on-going Netflix Korean Drama called "Abyss" is pretty good
Turtlebread
05/19/19 1:29:42 PM
#3
AlisLandale posted...
Its about some dude whos suicide attempt gets botched by aliens (that look suspiciously Korean) and hes revived by this magic orb, but it turns him from some goofy looking chubby guy into a certified K-Chad. They also let him keep the magic orb for some reason.

Anyways now hes tied up in this crazy murder mystery with a serial killer and a murder victim he revived.


definitely sounds korean
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TopicReminder: The GoT showrunners literally said Dany forgot about Euron's fleet
Turtlebread
05/19/19 1:11:28 PM
#12
that dude looks like a fucking douchebag
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TopicCompared to the rest of CE, how attractive are you?
Turtlebread
05/19/19 8:32:03 AM
#2
I am literally a god
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TopicNotch needs to get his life together. Getting into Twitter fights with furries
Turtlebread
05/17/19 2:32:40 PM
#4
that gross neckbeard needs to stay in his grandma's basement
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Topiclol people who ask for their receipt on $8 of food
Turtlebread
05/17/19 1:26:29 PM
#2
Engineer_Gamer posted...
people from a particular country do it at a way higher rate too


marked
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TopicMy new lettuce dealer is an attractive woman
Turtlebread
05/17/19 11:27:28 AM
#3
are you gonna FUCK her while HIGH on DRUGS?
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TopicPedophile on ToCatchAPredator so pathetic that even Chris Hansen feels sorry
Turtlebread
05/17/19 9:32:17 AM
#74
looks exactly how I thought he would
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TopicTrump takes war on abortion worldwide as policy cuts off funds
Turtlebread
05/17/19 8:52:46 AM
#2
how is this not an Onion article
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TopicI watched a video on why Zelda 1 is good last night.
Turtlebread
05/17/19 8:30:48 AM
#3
YouTubers that make video essays were C students in high school
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TopicWill Big Bang Theory be remembered as the 2010's equivalent of Friends?
Turtlebread
05/17/19 6:12:02 AM
#8
tullock posted...
BBT is probably the worst sitcom I've ever watched.


you're probably not smart enough to understand the references
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TopicIncel power activate
Turtlebread
05/17/19 5:24:45 AM
#4
1 ton man steam roll everything
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TopicAll music is boring garbage
Turtlebread
05/17/19 4:31:11 AM
#4
Parappa09 posted...
all sex is boring garb

c/d?


CCCCCCCCCC

it looks better than it feels
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TopicKaraoke topic
Turtlebread
05/17/19 4:30:01 AM
#32
TopicAll music is boring garbage
Turtlebread
05/17/19 4:10:14 AM
#1
Ive never listened to a song and went hey I want to listen to more of this

Fucking boring ass shit
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TopicLiberals: You don't understand what it's like to be a woman. u don't have uterus
Turtlebread
05/16/19 9:44:29 AM
#5
ThyCorndog posted...
haha got em!!! haha pic of guy sweating with 2 red buttons lmao liherals haha

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Topicnow there's a video of Halle Berry training for John Wick 3
Turtlebread
05/15/19 9:25:53 AM
#8
How is she still so fucking hot
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Topic11 y/o Ohio Girl who was RAPED by a 26 y/o will be BANNED from an ABORTION!!
Turtlebread
05/15/19 3:48:21 AM
#61
Id abort 1000 fetuses if it meant preserving the life of one human.
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Topicgreen butter being banned is lame
Turtlebread
05/14/19 1:46:21 PM
#36
Conflict posted...
Turtlebread posted...
the mods here are out of fucking line

just got off a 7 day suspension for basically saying nazis are bad


Lmao stop bullshitting. You got suspended for saying "incels should fucking kill themselves"


how's that different?
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Topicgreen butter being banned is lame
Turtlebread
05/14/19 11:42:41 AM
#23
the mods here are out of fucking line

just got off a 7 day suspension for basically saying nazis are bad
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TopicI wrote a girl a dirty story about us this morning.
Turtlebread
05/14/19 11:06:48 AM
#4
wow this reminds me of the time I was dirty sexting this cute blonde chick

her reaction was:

Holy absolute shit, have you ever thought of being a writer, because that was pretty fucking amazing. Please dont ever stop. Thats the hottest thing Ive read in forever.

Having a way with words must be a great skill these days considering lots of communication is through text right? This is good?
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TopicWould three 6'10" 500 lb men who can bench 550 lbs raw win against...
Turtlebread
05/14/19 11:05:00 AM
#10
lmfao what kind of 6'10" 500lb dude can only bench 550 raw

these weaklings are fucked
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