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TopicSo I'm in the Best CEer tournament this year
Touch
08/15/19 3:44:50 PM
#1
What can I do to secure your vote CE?

*Slyly flashes a five dollar bill*
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TopicThere are more trees on Earth than there are stars in the Milky Way Galaxy
Touch
08/15/19 3:36:22 PM
#6
TopicJeffrey Epstein had multiple fractures in neck, more common in strangulation
Touch
08/15/19 3:26:03 PM
#13
But nah there's no conspiracy here everything just happened to fall into place for it to happen nothing strange about it
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TopicBoogie tore his ACL
Touch
08/15/19 2:37:18 PM
#26
TopicBoogie tore his ACL
Touch
08/15/19 2:19:28 PM
#15
Romulox28 posted...
This is a fucking video to some crippled fuck on The Lakers named Boogie. Now, I'm tired of this crippled fuck popping up on all my free agent lists when I'm looking for a fucking championship team. I don't give a fuck about the aftermath from any of you Boogie fans that feel sorry for this gimpy fuck.

xD
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TopicShould I walk to the next town over?
Touch
08/15/19 2:06:40 PM
#4
You can...barely afford buses? What?
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TopicBoogie tore his ACL
Touch
08/15/19 2:02:11 PM
#1
Signed a 1 year deal with the Lakers and he tore his ACL while working out in Las Vegas. This dude cannot catch a break with injuries lately
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TopicKingdom Hearts 3 is one of the biggest disappointments in all of gaming.
Touch
08/15/19 12:28:40 PM
#51
creativerealms posted...
Def_Pony23 posted...
This game has 0 final fantasy characters or star wars or marvel in it. A fucking decade waited for a disaster lol.
The game didn't do anything.

Removing the final fantasy characters is one of the few things I'm glad KH3 did. I don't think Final fantasy characters should ever have been included.

The Disney+FF collab was a huge selling point for me tbh
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TopicNow that Flash is on its way out, lets talk about all the memorable Flash games
Touch
08/15/19 12:09:41 PM
#17
That one game where Tifa is tied up
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TopicKingdom Hearts 3 is one of the biggest disappointments in all of gaming.
Touch
08/15/19 12:49:11 AM
#36
The best thing was the Einhander cameos and Donald somehow pulling a fucking magic nuke out of his ass
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TopicOh my God Birdbox wasted the book so badly
Touch
08/14/19 11:52:42 PM
#4
OctilIery posted...
TheDeadMoon posted...
How did the book end?

when they get to the town, they learn it stays safe by cutting out everyone's eyes

This was honestly what I was expecting. I was like...wait...everyone here is blind? So are they gonna make Sandra Bullock and her kids blind too?
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TopicAny y'all dudes ever get a mani/pedi?
Touch
08/14/19 11:45:29 PM
#6
MICHALECOLE posted...
I got a pedi once with my ex. Not my shit. Tickled my feet, hurt my toe nails.. not for me.

Yeah that's one thing that I'm also concerned about. I'm ticklish af so I don't wanna go 40 year old virgining some lady in the face
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TopicAny y'all dudes ever get a mani/pedi?
Touch
08/14/19 11:40:29 PM
#1
I kinda wanna go once cuz I hear it's hella relaxing but holy shit I got ogre toes
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TopicOral is the key to pleasing your girl
Touch
08/14/19 9:37:11 PM
#22
Lost_All_Senses posted...
AloofHermit posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
AloofHermit posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Done it. It's a really dumb place to draw the line imo. Do you not wash your dick or something?

wrong answer


Can I try again or is the game over?

ONLY IF U DONT BE KISSIN NO DICKY LIPS


I don't, it's gross and whoever did it might as well be in the middle of a bukkake

What's wrong with bukkakes
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TopicAmazon's Wheel of Time cast announced
Touch
08/14/19 9:35:49 PM
#33
This topic makes me feel like I'm the only one in the world that has zero clue about this series <__<

Also have no clue who any of the actors are lol
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TopicOral is the key to pleasing your girl
Touch
08/14/19 9:23:22 PM
#11
SauI_Goodman posted...
Hank hill also had a small penis

Did he? I remember he had a narrow urethra but don't remember it actually meaning he had a small dong
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TopicI've started watching Peaky Blinders
Touch
08/14/19 5:16:18 PM
#1
Do they use rooty tooty point and shooties?
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TopicAnyone watch Wu Assassin on Netflix?
Touch
08/14/19 4:57:07 PM
#12
DrizztLink posted...
I like it.

It's not Casablanca but I was just expecting some good action and ridiculous shit.

Plus the bald monk played Kung Lao in MK Legacy.

And anything with Tommy Flanagan gets my attention.

Yeah I love Tommy Flanagan ever since I saw him on Sons of Anarchy. Kathryn Winnick also.

If anything, I hope the show gives some of the Asian actors more opportunities in the west and not just kungfu stuff. The dude who plays Lu Xin looks like he could be a stud
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TopicWhat is your fantasy football teams name?
Touch
08/14/19 2:18:41 PM
#8
Jizz So Hard I Philip Rivers
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TopicBorderlands 3 - 35+ minutes of gameplay
Touch
08/14/19 2:05:23 PM
#27
Literally pre-outrage lmao
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TopicWhy does Qdoba employees smirk when I ask for fajita veggies in my tacos?
Touch
08/14/19 1:15:15 PM
#3
Do they smirk burgessly?
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TopicAnyone else watch PORN when they WAKE UP in the MORNING?
Touch
08/14/19 11:59:00 AM
#3
Yeah. But then my neighbors yell at me and tell me to stop peeping
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TopicWhen was the last time you said/thought "Wow. This is art"
Touch
08/14/19 11:58:18 AM
#1
TopicWhy don't guys realize this?
Touch
08/14/19 11:35:46 AM
#13
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Wait, is this based on real research?

Yes. From Einstein Newton

The Theory of Dickpictivity
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TopicJeffrey Epstein's guards fell asleep and falsified records
Touch
08/14/19 9:47:50 AM
#39
The cameras "malfunctioned" and the guards "fell asleep"

Like come on lol
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TopicHow to make $2,000 in 2 weeks?
Touch
08/14/19 9:42:59 AM
#11
How are you with your hands and mouth
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TopicWhy did people get so triggered over the Gillette commercial
Touch
08/14/19 9:26:59 AM
#39
Elmer_Glue posted...
So there I was, putting on my rape shoes, and practicing my sexual harassment pickup lines this morning. I just got done cyberbullying my coworkers. It was time to shave, I yelled at my wife to smile because I demand it, while pinching her butt right after she told me she didn't consent to it. Putting on the shaving cream and thinking about how I can get my son into a fight at the next BBQ, I replaced the worn Gillette brand Mach3 and began to chant "boys will be boys" as I started to shave. Then suddenly my daughter burst into the bathroom holding her phone. As I began to mansplain to her why she isn't smart enough to know my shaving time is my time she showed me the new Gillette ad. I realized how my every view and behavior I've ever held dear was wrong. I'm calling in sick at the toxic masculinity factory today and registering Democrat. Thanks Gillette, now excuse me while I help to impeach.

*Slow claps*
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TopicLincoln was a time traveling pedophile who molested Charlie Kelly.
Touch
08/14/19 9:24:32 AM
#2
But did he pay the troll toll
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TopicAnyone watch Wu Assassin on Netflix?
Touch
08/14/19 7:50:44 AM
#10
@DrizztLink posted...
I'm about 6 or 7 episodes in.

They just killed the Earth Wu.

What do you think of it so far?
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TopicIm going to order a drink at Starbucks
Touch
08/13/19 11:06:18 PM
#9
TopicIf you mention having a boyfriend
Touch
08/13/19 8:16:13 PM
#2
Topicwhat are top tier snacks to keep at your work desk?
Touch
08/13/19 4:27:33 PM
#17
pauIie posted...
treewojima posted...
cucumber slices

especially with some tajin.

mango with tajin also.

Or just chug tajin
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Topici miss 2009, when the Korean pop music was REAL
Touch
08/13/19 4:21:30 PM
#4
Ryujin is so baddddddd
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Topicwhat are top tier snacks to keep at your work desk?
Touch
08/13/19 4:15:00 PM
#5
Fruit fucking snacks
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TopicYou get into a terrible accident and have time to text one person I love you
Touch
08/13/19 4:13:40 PM
#1
Before you die

Who is it?
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TopicWhat is the best skirt / dress length for an attractive girl?
Touch
08/13/19 4:09:12 PM
#11
A proper skirt is like a good essay

Long enough to cover all the good parts. But short enough to keep them interested
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TopicYou are Megatech for a month, what do you do?
Touch
08/13/19 3:41:11 PM
#4
TopicDuncanwii is Zitken, Frisbeedude is Draje, Doom_Art is Sunhawk
Touch
08/13/19 3:34:23 PM
#19
Doom_Art actually has at least a modicum of awareness so...
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TopicFavorite/Funniest scene from Scary Movie series?
Touch
08/13/19 2:44:30 PM
#15
When that one chick was in the theater talking loud af. Scream dude is about to kill her but everyone does it for him instead cuz they were pissed lol
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TopicHorror and horror adjacent fiction is the best it has been in decades.
Touch
08/13/19 1:57:05 PM
#16
What's horror adjacent?
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TopicDo you sext?
Touch
08/13/19 9:21:39 AM
#2
What are some pro sext moves
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TopicWith Samsung dropping the headphone jack, LG is the last stop for audio fans
Touch
08/13/19 1:29:42 AM
#20
QueenCarly posted...
Darmik posted...
Motorola still has them but I guess no one cares about Motorola.


After the shit that happened with my Moto Z Play I will never buy a Motorola product again

When it got the Oreo update it suffered extreme battery drain. It went from being a all day-er to not even getting 2 hours. Never an update, never any word from Motorola about the problem existing.

Fuck them.

I loved that phone too. The speaker mod was fantastic. But after that shit? Nahhh.

How does that not get a class action lawsuit or whatever?
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TopicNew Japan had the hottest angle in pro wrestling a hew hours ago. *Spoilers*
Touch
08/13/19 1:27:06 AM
#8
Damn that was a nice pop

Kinda sad I missed the Shibata era since I heard he was stiff as FUCK. But I heard that's why he had to retire because of the shoot headbutts right?
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Topicmight fuck around and get a pet coyote
Touch
08/13/19 1:22:01 AM
#7
Feeling cute, might get a coyote later Idk
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TopicDS4 is objectively better
Touch
08/13/19 12:35:28 AM
#3
It's alright but they fucked up with the useless controller light that kills the battery
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