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TopicPorn star: Trump made Ben Roethlisberger 'promise to take care of me'
Touch
01/19/18 1:08:32 PM
#7
Ben Ruthlessbanger
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TopicAnyone watched that Netflix Godzilla anime?
Touch
01/19/18 12:59:28 PM
#12
Mal_Fet posted...
The animation is hideous

This
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Topicdiscord down? anyone else?
Touch
01/19/18 12:51:34 PM
#10
TopicIs it b7 to call someone a lint licker
Touch
01/19/18 12:51:06 PM
#20
Oh...thought SBAllen was talking about my name being a joke >__>
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TopicIs it b7 to call someone a lint licker
Touch
01/19/18 12:23:54 PM
#9
SBAllen posted...
"If you are name calling, you will be moderated for flaming if reported (unless it's very clearly in jest)." Your very timely joke name is fine in this instance.

My very timely joke name? <__<
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TopicGuys I have no feeling in my vagina.
Touch
01/19/18 12:13:24 PM
#3
Private...thats cuz you aint got no vagina!!!!!!
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TopicIs it b7 to call someone a lint licker
Touch
01/19/18 12:09:14 PM
#4
Zurkon posted...
RIP Turbam It was nice knowing ya :V

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TopicIs it b7 to call someone a lint licker
Touch
01/19/18 12:06:18 PM
#1
Topicshould I ask out the waitress?
Touch
01/19/18 12:02:26 PM
#3
Is your name Charlie
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Topiccome talk to me again when you 20/20 vision, nerd
Touch
01/19/18 12:01:27 PM
#9
Turbam posted...
I've been wanting to get the laser eye thing done, I have no idea how much it costs

I wonder who the first guy who had it done was

Like wtf just laser my eye fam HOLY SHIT I CAN SEE
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TopicFinished The Office (US) yesterday (spoilers)
Touch
01/19/18 10:15:54 AM
#6
TopicSongs that sound sexier at a faster speed?
Touch
01/19/18 1:41:29 AM
#3
Questionmarktarius posted...
Pink Floyd's Echoes, at 200% tempo.
If there were a decent place to upload it, I would.

I just used youtube's 2x speed. P sick on that song
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TopicWhen does Michael die in The Office?
Touch
01/19/18 12:26:07 AM
#21
Dash_Harber posted...
Cornmuffins posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
Touch posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
Is that Steve Carrell? He's the entire reason I have never given that show a chance. I hate the actor so much.

What teh fuck

I mean, opinions, huh?


That's not an opinion though, that's just flat out wrong.


Your saying I'm wrong about how I feel?

Yes
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TopicWhen does Michael die in The Office?
Touch
01/18/18 11:33:06 PM
#12
Dash_Harber posted...
Is that Steve Carrell? He's the entire reason I have never given that show a chance. I hate the actor so much.

What teh fuck
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TopicAll women are at least a little bit gay, according to this study
Touch
01/18/18 4:18:46 PM
#82
M_Live posted...
I know so many "straight" girls that have at least made out with their female friends that I'm not at all surprised by this tbh

But when I kiss my homie all of a sudden I'm gay
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TopicSongs that sound sexier at a faster speed?
Touch
01/18/18 12:22:37 PM
#1
TopicI left a sign on my car saying I was out all day and people could block me in.
Touch
01/17/18 9:27:58 PM
#18
MC_BatCommander posted...
Here's the original posting on imgur that TC stole from:

https://imgur.com/gallery/ksO5c

Got damn exposed
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TopicC/D: You used to like Maroon 5...
Touch
01/17/18 4:28:40 PM
#13
Kanaya413 posted...
I still like them

This. And theyre always a popular karaoke pick.
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TopicYou know, Michael Scott really was just the worst (Office spoilers)
Touch
01/17/18 4:26:37 PM
#46
voldothegr8 posted...
Say what you want but I would love to have him as my boss. I'd put up with the antics for a gravy position.

And its not like he was completely inept at being a boss either. That one episode indicated that the Scranton branch was the only Dunder Mifflin that was making a significant profit or something of that effect.
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TopicYou know, Michael Scott really was just the worst (Office spoilers)
Touch
01/17/18 4:22:36 PM
#44
Vyrulisse posted...
BlueBoy675 posted...
"Hey can we get some Red Bull in these vending machines? Sometimes a guy's gotta ride the bull, am I right? Later skater." - Creed

"Nobody steals from Creed Bratton. The last guy that stole from Creed Bratton? *Pause* Creed Bratton."

Creed was a top 3 character for me

He would have like...one line an episode and he'd always kill it
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TopicPSA: Central US Time is IN, Eastern Time is OUT!
Touch
01/17/18 2:50:01 PM
#7
PiOverlord posted...
St. Louis, aka, the culture capital of the world,

AHunB
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TopicWhy are geese DICKS
Touch
01/17/18 2:45:07 PM
#11
fenderbender321 posted...
Because they're birds.

Most birds tend to leave you alone. Some assholes like pigeons and seagulls will shit on you but other than that theres no other level of assholery than geese
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TopicWhy are geese DICKS
Touch
01/17/18 2:41:22 PM
#7
Remember that rugrats episode where that geese got mad as fuck and started chasing them
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TopicWhy are geese DICKS
Touch
01/17/18 2:40:52 PM
#6
__aCEr__ posted...
Even the Canadian ones?

Idk never been there
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TopicWhy are geese DICKS
Touch
01/17/18 2:37:27 PM
#1
TopicWhy don't chicken farmers convert their farms to duck farms?
Touch
01/17/18 2:32:19 PM
#21
Arent ducks assholes tho

Or is that just Geese
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TopicMike The Situation pleads guilty, faces 15 years in prison
Touch
01/17/18 2:16:38 PM
#2
TopicIf willingly putting someone's dick in your mouth isn't ''enthusiastic consent''
Touch
01/17/18 2:15:51 PM
#58
Darksaber310 posted...
It's really really really simple. There's an easy way to say no, and that's by saying no. If you mean you don't want it and you feel pressured, you get up and walk out. Mackin' on a couch for another quarter hour then sucking his dick, then letting him take off your clothes and eat you out is not that. If you don't like the situation get up and go.

I told my girl friends this and they both said "Sometimes its not as easy as just getting up and leaving" and in my mind I was like "...Why not? He wasnt threatening her or restraining her?"
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TopicHope Solo
Touch
01/17/18 12:05:01 PM
#18
Whenever I see the words Hope Solo I also see the words Beef Curtains
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TopicYou know, Michael Scott really was just the worst (Office spoilers)
Touch
01/17/18 11:59:17 AM
#27
BlueBoy675 posted...
Touch posted...
Remember when they were all stuck at the office after overtime and Toby told a joke then rested his hand on Pam's leg while everyone was laughing?

Bad quality but yeah lol


Top 5 moment in the show for me
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TopicCao Cao is pursuing Lu Bu
Touch
01/17/18 11:56:00 AM
#6
I like Lu Bu's daughter, Lu Buubs
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TopicYall heard of Barbara Palvin?
Touch
01/17/18 11:55:10 AM
#7
TopicYou know, Michael Scott really was just the worst (Office spoilers)
Touch
01/17/18 11:54:10 AM
#25
Remember when they were all stuck at the office after overtime and Toby told a joke then rested his hand on Pam's leg while everyone was laughing?
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TopicYou know, Michael Scott really was just the worst (Office spoilers)
Touch
01/17/18 11:50:26 AM
#23
I love Scott's Tots
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TopicImagine how screwed we are if God exists.
Touch
01/17/18 11:41:26 AM
#152
I kinda hope God exists just for this

oTo8MwK
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TopicYall heard of Barbara Palvin?
Touch
01/17/18 10:44:48 AM
#6
TopicYall heard of Barbara Palvin?
Touch
01/17/18 10:32:59 AM
#4
josifrees posted...
Is this a Sega CD game or some shit jeez

Changed it to vid since gfycat is being a little shit
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TopicYall heard of Barbara Palvin?
Touch
01/17/18 10:28:58 AM
#1
TopicYou know, Michael Scott really was just the worst (Office spoilers)
Touch
01/17/18 9:36:05 AM
#6
Well maybe next time you'll learn to estimate him
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Topicparappa09 would u eat hot pot with me
Touch
01/17/18 7:59:20 AM
#7
Wheres the Supreme chopsticks
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TopicMy mother... died. Will you guys help me?
Touch
01/16/18 2:52:35 PM
#351
Ya feeling better?
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TopicI went on a date with Aziz Ansari. It turned into the worst night of my life
Touch
01/16/18 2:38:58 PM
#365
Okay so I'm talking about it with my friends (girls) on line and they said its sexual harassment/assault. I then ask "Why didn't she just get up and leave" and the friends say because sometimes its not that easy because sometimes in the moment you cant think logically. But from what I've read, Aziz never threatened her or restrained her so...ah Idk
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TopicWhat do people mean when they say "its a doggy dog world"?
Touch
01/16/18 2:35:18 PM
#21
Kineth posted...
So does Touch mean that you're touched in the head, TC?

Huh?
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TopicI wear sandals in the house.
Touch
01/16/18 12:01:55 PM
#3
TopicWhat? You disagree with me? Put your dukes up!
Touch
01/16/18 12:01:13 PM
#3
I bite my thumb at you, sir!
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TopicI'm going to Vegas in four days, what should I do? Also AMA
Touch
01/16/18 11:56:36 AM
#41
I mean, I'm not really into guns either and was even a bit intimidated going to the gun range but it turned out to be pretty dang fun
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TopicI'm going to Vegas in four days, what should I do? Also AMA
Touch
01/16/18 11:30:27 AM
#32
bulbinking posted...
Touch posted...
Shoot guns

Went to my first shooting range there for my cousin's bachelor party. Was fun but pricey


Full-auto to get your monies worth.

That and some cannons/tanks they have for rent if gou really want to spend some dough.

Yeah. They gave us a pistol, an Smg and an AR (full auto). The names escape me but was p fun. The smg recoil was crazy lol
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TopicRacist History Channel Ignores MLK Day For American Pickers Marathon
Touch
01/16/18 11:15:38 AM
#2
Wasnt that MLK's favorite show or something? Read something like that on reddit
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TopicCadey Mercury is my current favorite petite pornstar.
Touch
01/16/18 11:14:40 AM
#20
glitteringfairy posted...
Huh. Already deeded to her and didn't even know it.

Who HAVENT you deeded to? Is ze real question.
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