Lurker > TheRock1525

Just read the mid-credits spoiler for NWH.

Those fucking cockteases.

davidponte posted...

Ubisoft Toronto, which is interesting. Could go either way there.

I actually live a 5ish minute walk away from their office.

Can you go ask them real quick to not make this game suck?

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Worst Wrestler

Gotta concur with poor Dominik. It actually says a lot about the ability of Seth Rollins to carry him to a reasonably solid match in his debut, because it's been all downhill from there. I'd say send him down to developmental, but they have their hands full trying to make people give a shit about Von Wagner. Omos is a close second. He makes Braun Strowman's rookie year look like damn near Kurt Angle's.

Worst Event

Crown Jewel 2021, regardless of actual quality of the PPV.

Worst Match

Tamina and Natalya vs. Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler. How you manage to be a wrestler for over a fucking decade and in the biggest match of your career, manage to completely fuckup the basic concept of tagging on a hot-tag? The match was also terribly boring.

Most Disgusting Promotional Tactic

Having active talent reference recent firings in storyline. Like holy shit, not only do you release like 200 people over the course of a year and a half, but then have people like Edge use it in a promo to get heat on Miz? Fucking shameful.

Theme Song of the Year

Considering how they're building him up to basically be the Final Boss of WWE:
https://youtu.be/n0QT_teLcNk
Roman Reigns - Head Of The Table

Wasn't big on it at first, but the more I listen to it, the more I think it's the perfect theme for what they're going with for Reigns. I also think if you drop the opening, it can work as a badass face theme down the road.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SLgKlJVD28&ab_channel=AEWMusic
Adam Cole - All About Tha (Boom!)

Pretty good new theme here, too. Sucks to lose the UE theme but this is definitely an improvement.

Best Non-Wrestler

Pat McAfee. If you can somehow make Michael Cole tolerable, you are damn good at commentary.

Taz is a good option as well. Team Taz is an example of a great midcard stable and he's fun as hell on commentary. I remember not being a fan of his back on his Smackdown days but he's doing great work on Dark.

There ain't much great about NXT 2.0, but I will say Malcolm Bivens is fucking delightful.

By the way I didn't get to talk about it during the trial but his crying was the fakest shit I've ever seen and I watch professional wrestling. Seeing all this happen after the trial just proved he was absolutely giddy about the idea of killing protesters.

He just wants privacy!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/3/3/AAAxOoAACssF.jpg
This kinda makes me want to fire up 3 Houses again.

Was resolving arguments ever the point of these topics?

Told you before, Americans would love stuff like Universal Health Care, but only if it's introduced by a Republican.

More like Cowboy Begone.

Of gold and frankincense and myrrh.

Because the King of the Jews apparently was not registered anywhere.

And they figured we're gonna give the baby spice to play with.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/9/2/AAAxOoAACrrY.jpg
It's too bad Ken Penders technically owns this version of Knuckles, I'd love for him to appear in the SCU.

Tom Bombadil posted...

the credits end, and out comes....Geoffrey St. John

Don't you wish that evil on this franchise.

It'd be cool if we got something like the Roboticizer in this.

Should have been called "Sonic the Hedgehog 2 & Knuckles" though.