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TopicWhich Waifu?
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 9:19:58 PM
#20
The yellow/busty one is the only non-pedophile answer here. Just sayin'.
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TopicGames as a Service.
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 9:18:15 PM
#6
I wish Hitler's ghost would come back and talk about how amazing games as a service is, call it the Fourth Reich, and turn everyone off so much that it basically just dies on the spot.
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TopicIs your favorite video game also part of your favorite franchise/series?
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 8:57:33 PM
#13
Not connected... Mass Effect is my favourite series (minus Andromeda), but XCOM 2: WotC is my favourite game.
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TopicThe 18 school shootings in the US this year narrative was apparently fake news.
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 8:18:43 PM
#166

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TopicAnother day, another shooting at a school in the US.
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 8:13:50 PM
#76
Jen0125 posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
Where does everybody see the USA 30 years from now?

Idk things are so tense it this country I feel like it's going to erupt in the near future.


Yeah, I mean, everything always feels less stable than it is in the moment. I doubt it'll devolve into a civil war or anything, but that's contingent on the economy over every other factor imaginable. "There are no fat men in the revolution," as it were, so until unemployment is out of control or the dollar loses a lot of value and things go from there, it'll probably not be too too bad... When that stuff goes down though, hang the fuck on.

Mead posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
Where does everybody see the USA 30 years from now?


Itll probably still be between Canada and Mexico

Shit. You got me!
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Topicsometimes i feel like we all have friends who like making us wait
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 8:10:44 PM
#16
Yeah, two of my closer friends were like that. One had crippling ADD, so there was a bit of an excuse, but the other was just tardy.
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TopicBurnout Paradise is getting remastered for PS4 and Xbox One.
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 8:09:58 PM
#21
Paradise was good, Avril Lavigne on the soundtrack notwithstanding, but I preferred the previous one (Revenge?).
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TopicAnother Humble Deviant Bundle is up.
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 8:08:35 PM
#26
I wonder how many people actually get boners from video games on a regular basis. Seems weird.
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TopicAnother day, another shooting at a school in the US.
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 8:07:47 PM
#72
Where does everybody see the USA 30 years from now?
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TopicYou enter your room and see DIS sitting on your bed
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 7:17:47 PM
#18
I'd probably call the police to report a crazy, horny girl who broke into my house. I expect it to go something like this on their end:


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TopicI totally cucked a guy at Subway today.
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 7:15:33 PM
#8
I thought you were going to say you slipped his wife a 6" while he was standing right there.
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Topicthe NRA has waaaaaay too much power
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 7:14:11 PM
#14
It's sort of ironic that a group spouting the "we need guns to defend our freedom" defense uses its political and economic might to control everything in such an authoritarian way.
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TopicCody ditched the prison outfit?
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 7:07:53 PM
#11
My wife would probably want to touch his penis.
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TopicSo now John Oliver likes USA? Because he don't want China to lead?
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 7:03:43 PM
#15
China is left on paper, but right in practice. That's all they need to rag on it.
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TopicWhy are people so against armed security at schools?
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 7:02:36 PM
#37
jsb0714 posted...
Schools get the shaft with money as it is. Where is the money for armed school personnel going to come from?

So long, mandatory recorder lessons!
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TopicIf you had to personally kill the animals that the meat that you eat...
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 7:01:38 PM
#37
LinkPizza posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
I'd just become a cannibal. I couldn't kill an animal or give up meat. It's a happy compromise if you stay away from the brainsssss.


This makes no sense. Humans are animals also.

Maybe he's saying killing humans would be easier than killing like the non-human animals... Lots have people here I've said there are only certain animals they can kill...

Yeah, it's more a case of "that guy's a jerk, guess I'll kill and eat him" so I'd have no or less remorse. I love non-human animals, for the most part, as they don't have the capacity for willful evil. They just want to exist. Plenty of people just want to cause pain. They're who'd be harvested. Muahahahaha!
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Topicflorida gov rick scott said they'd consider anything to stop gun violence in FL
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 6:58:06 PM
#5

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TopicWhy are people so against armed security at schools?
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 6:55:03 PM
#34
Zeus posted...
Considering that most schools *already* have security, I'm not sure why this would suddenly raise red flags. It makes more sense than just having a guy there watching the door.

RCtheWSBC posted...
I think it's odd that American citizens would prefer to have increased armed security presence in our daily lives in the name of freedom >_>


You heard it here: Disband the police and rely on armed vigilantes for security needs. It's for our freedom!



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Topicis jim sterling the only gaming youtuber worth following?
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 6:52:38 PM
#13
YongYea and Laymen Gaming are my favourite game-related sites. They're both good sources of info, though the latter are definitely more charismatic and funny.

Kotaku and Polygon are fucking dumpster fires. I'd rather read a tabloid than drink their agenda-laced Kool-Aid.
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TopicWhy are people so against armed security at schools?
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 6:50:34 PM
#30
Armed security in schools is treating the symptom instead of the cause.
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TopicThe 18 school shootings in the US this year narrative was apparently fake news.
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 2:38:34 PM
#59
Viking_Mudcrap posted...
Wait, are you telling me the news are wording the truth to induce fear mongering?

Well, this is new!

Lol new tactic they're trying out
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Topic"The Invention of Heterosexuality" has the BBC gone full SJW???
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 2:36:15 PM
#19
OhhhJa posted...
I'm not gonna read that entire thing since I'm at work but the little I read was claiming that labels of sexual orientation didn't exist before 1868... what kind of revisionist history is that? Hell, the bible and Quran make references toward homosexuality and those have been around longer than 150 years

Yeah, that sounds pretty fucking stupid.
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TopicFreedom only exists because wealth exists
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 6:10:15 AM
#8
Freedom exists without dependency. The system is set up to make everyone require it. You're free if you can live off the land in Siberia or something.
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TopicA lot of Family Guy jokes don't have anything to do with the plot.
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 6:08:19 AM
#7
Family Guy doesn't have jokes. It has references and stupidity.
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TopicHow to end all wars
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 6:07:09 AM
#8
Well I'm not a dog fan. They're too needy and I hate ass-kissers, which they tend to be... I could go on. It's funny how my list of cons would read like somebody else's pros lol

Parrots are my favourite anyway. They are the most work, but also the smartest.
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TopicWoman unplugs her boyfriend's video game console while he is playing a game
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 3:14:39 AM
#14
Her acting is up there with the original Resident Evil or the worst Dynasty Warriors games.
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TopicWhy do gun owners feel like they MUST HAVE guns?
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 3:13:33 AM
#25
Because the King of England or Uncle Sam are boogeymen, waiting in the shadows to crush freedom and justice for all.

lol it's already gone.

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TopicRate that food ~ Day 1625 ~ Hash Browns
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 3:09:34 AM
#3
Cubed are a 10/10, but grated are a 1/10. I gave them an 8 because fuck logic.
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TopicName some negative aspects of your favorite games!
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 3:08:33 AM
#14
helIy posted...
the story genuinely made me feel things

i fucking love that game

Same. It was so great. Emily :'(
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TopicThis isn't working out
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 3:02:30 AM
#18
"b-b-b-b-black chicks! black chicks!" - Jason Mewes
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TopicName some negative aspects of your favorite games!
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 3:01:33 AM
#12
helIy posted...
deadly premonition

everything but the story and world

Yeah, it's easily the best shitty game ever. I loved it despite it not being objectively good.
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TopicDragon Age Inquisition vs Witcher 3
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 3:00:33 AM
#17
HagenEx posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
DA: Inquisition is another turd from BioWare, of which there have been several in a row now. Remember when they were good? Anyone?


I remember :(

*KotOR cover*

Yeah, that game, despite its limitations, is still way better than most of their post-OG Xbox releases. I liked the ME trilogy, even 3 (despite the shitty ending), but that and DAO are literally the only good games they've made since then. They fucking suck now.
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TopicName some negative aspects of your favorite games!
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 2:58:06 AM
#10
XCOM 2 is pretty buggy.
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TopicCan't show feet on twitch, I predict a week before foot simulator comes on steam
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 2:57:45 AM
#8
LOLIAmAnAlt posted...
So wait, women can have close too all of their boobs hanging out.
But no feet.
oh
ok

That sounds good to me.
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TopicYou Americans have only won 5 Krusty burgers so far?
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 2:56:57 AM
#3
Zeus posted...
Guess we need a Soviet boycott.

lol there kind of is one...
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Topicif jamefaqs had banners like reddit what would ce's banner be?
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 2:56:21 AM
#3
A poorly drawn cartoon dick with "LOL" written beside it.
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TopicDo you drink wine?
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 2:55:26 AM
#5
No. I was never a big fan... It's also an indicator that your friends are boring when all the female ones on FB have a sense of humour that revolves solely around wine or coffee jokes.
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TopicCanadian Skaters told to TONE DOWN their SEXY PERFORMANCE...Are you Offended??
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 2:54:30 AM
#18
gmanthebest posted...
Officials need to get laid

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TopicWhat moment in your life has haunted and changed you forever?
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 2:53:03 AM
#2
I almost died from super bad asthma (nerd alert) a few times as a young child and ended up with anxiety problems even after I mostly outgrew the breathing problems.
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TopicHow many countries have you been to?
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 2:50:52 AM
#43
I've been across three... I have no real interest in travelling anymore, but I wish I had done more of it when I was in my late teens.
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TopicI'm at a loss on how to meet women IRL.
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 2:48:09 AM
#10


Show them this, volume up, and watch the panties shoot to the floor.
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TopicVirginia to ban free online porn in the name of human trafficking.
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 2:46:01 AM
#79
Vyrulisse posted...
In the name of fleecing more money out of people more like it

Yeah, but it's genius. Who is going to shamelessly fight this on a public forum?

OEJhJ0e
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TopicDo you believe the age requirement to become president is appropriate? (35 y/o)
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 2:41:22 AM
#40
Considering how shitty the government can be, they may as well let mules do it.
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TopicJudge gives thugs light sentence because 3yo victim is scared of black men now
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 2:40:34 AM
#21
50Blessings posted...
This is why Trump won

Pretty much. A lot of people would prefer their racist to somebody else's. Source: history.
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TopicCan't show feet on twitch, I predict a week before foot simulator comes on steam
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 2:38:45 AM
#6
Can you draw a picture of feet?
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TopicDragon Age Inquisition vs Witcher 3
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 2:37:04 AM
#14
minervo posted...
helIy posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
I'm not one of the GameFAQs "let's all blow Witcher 3" legion

good

because witcher 3 is garbage

How so? I get that the fall damage is ridiculous and you sometimes can't get out of water, or that you can't jump while in combat mode so you get stuck some times. Also the letters in the game are too small. But other than these complaints the game is still very good, so good that i bought DAI in hopes it will be similar.

Bad combat and one of the worst stories in the genre really diminish the overall experience. Maybe I'm wrong, but I think a bunch of incels overhyped it because they like to see the boobs and get boners... The game has its merits, but it's nothing special. DA: Inquisition is another turd from BioWare, of which there have been several in a row now. Remember when they were good? Anyone?
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TopicWhistleblowers deserve special protections to ensure they can keep working
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 12:38:47 AM
#2
I'm sure if you lived in Russia and singlehandedly thwarted a plot against Putin, you'd easily find work again. The people who were on the other side of things would all be dead and you'd have a powerful ally.
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TopicIf you had to personally kill the animals that the meat that you eat...
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 12:36:55 AM
#2
I'd just become a cannibal. I couldn't kill an animal or give up meat. It's a happy compromise if you stay away from the brainsssss.
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TopicWhat are some fun words to say?
TheCyborgNinja
02/20/18 12:20:50 AM
#82
Dongle.
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TopicDragon Age Inquisition vs Witcher 3
TheCyborgNinja
02/19/18 10:49:14 PM
#8
I'm not one of the GameFAQs "let's all blow Witcher 3" legion, but Witcher 3, easily.
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