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| Topic | I love when customers hang up on me to make a statement |
| TULPAMANCER 01/17/23 1:38:37 PM #2 | I love the "I'm never shopping here again!" Lol k See ya next week |
| Topic | If this topic gets at least 13 posts I will post a pic of my sexy schlong |
| TULPAMANCER 01/17/23 1:25:44 PM #1 | The fate of my account is in your hands |
| Topic | ITT: Obscure Words |
| TULPAMANCER 01/15/23 11:58:38 AM #1 | Obelus: the division symbol Xyresic: sharp as a razor Chryselephantine: describes something made of both gold and ivory |
| Topic | SSJ4 or Super Saiyan Blue |
| TULPAMANCER 01/14/23 2:05:13 PM #11 | SSJBlue with Kaio Ken is super sexy |
| Topic | Can there ever be more than 1 , Friday the 13th in a yr? |
| TULPAMANCER 01/13/23 3:54:25 PM #5 | IIRC, in years where February and March have Friday the 13th, the November will have one, as well. So yes there can be 3 in one year |
| Topic | Can someone please explain why people always lose their shit over transwomen in |
| TULPAMANCER 01/13/23 3:45:41 PM #44 | Answer to the topic: people feel transwomen have an unfair advantage over cis women, even after hormone replacement therapy, since they've already gone through puberty and have the bone structure and density of a male, whereas a transmale athlete assumes the disadvantage of going up against cis men. |
| Topic | If this topic gets 100 posts, I will post a pic of my sexy schlong |
| TULPAMANCER 01/13/23 3:06:10 PM #1 | The fate of my account is in CE's hands |
| Topic | Cop directing traffic causes confusion to driver, then pretends he almost died |
| TULPAMANCER 01/13/23 2:09:57 PM #11 | What a snowflake lol |
| Topic | Teacher tased to death by LAPD |
| TULPAMANCER 01/13/23 12:12:38 PM #59 | While he is clearly not of sound mind, evidently due to drugs, his erratic behavior never seems violent or threatening, but rather frightened. Certainly, one would think a group of cops would be able to just force his hands behind his back to arrest him. If it turns out the stun gun played a role in his death (and this seems likely) then it was the officer's absolute insistence on the man complying--by any means necessary--that caused his death. When someone is brain addled on drugs, one is not necessarily cogent enough to follow instructions. That's why they're called mind altering substances. |
| Topic | goldberg or ultimate warrior? |
| TULPAMANCER 01/12/23 4:03:03 PM #7 | Ultimate Warrior was never defeated clean 1 on 1 on live WWE television. There's a reason he's Ultimate. |
| Topic | Don't just stand there, do something! "Help. Police. Murder." |
| TULPAMANCER 01/12/23 4:00:42 PM #1 | "Stop. Don't. Come back." -_- |
| Topic | AEW owner(s) reportedly interested in purchasing WWE |
| TULPAMANCER 01/12/23 3:59:03 PM #15 | GranolaPanic posted... All Lol |
| Topic | "YOU'RE BEING TOO LOUD!" - Proceeds to scream for a full minute |
| TULPAMANCER 01/12/23 12:48:31 PM #4 | Guy should sign up at planet fitness if loud clanging and banging upsets him. |
| Topic | Trump thought of nuking North Korea and blaming someone else. |
| TULPAMANCER 01/12/23 12:46:49 PM #19 | This kind of nefarious chicanery isn't new to politics. We're just more privy to it nowadays. |
| Topic | How many of these people do you know? Are you with it? |
| TULPAMANCER 01/11/23 12:42:57 PM #35 | Kiwi Sunset is a sexy onlyfans woman |
| Topic | Pick three numbers! (0) (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) |
| TULPAMANCER 01/10/23 3:28:28 PM #4 | SenlinDescends posted... I am Spike Dudley going against The Ultimate Warrior in an Arm Wrestling match You're fucked |
| Topic | Pick three numbers! (0) (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) |
| TULPAMANCER 01/10/23 3:26:19 PM #2 | Do you win?! |
| Topic | Pick three numbers! (0) (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) |
| TULPAMANCER 01/10/23 3:26:02 PM #1 | First Number: You are... (0) Hulk Hogan (1) Goldust (2) Chris Jericho (3) Spike Dudley (4) The Rock (5) CM Punk (6) Yokozuna (7) The Big Boss Man (8) Vince McMahon (9) Ric Flair Second Number: You are going up against... (0) Shawn Michaels (1) Goldberg (2) The Undertaker (3) Brock Lesnar (4) Stone Cold Steve Austin (5) The Ultimate Warrior (6) Kurt Angle (7) Roman Reigns (8) John Cena (9) Bret Hart Third Number: In a... (0) Standard 1-on-1 match, normal rules apply (1) Steel Cage Match (2) Bra and Panties Match (3) Inferno Match (4) Handicap match, your opponent teams with Triple H (5) First Blood Match (6) Mae Young on a Pole Match (7) Arm Wrestling Match (8) No Disqualification Match (9) Hell in a Cell Match |
| Topic | 3x rep one-arm curl at 345 lbs on the bicep curl machine |
| TULPAMANCER 01/10/23 2:35:39 PM #10 | shironinja posted... looks like someone skipped leg day You can't even see my legs >___> |
| Topic | 3x rep one-arm curl at 345 lbs on the bicep curl machine |
| TULPAMANCER 01/10/23 2:16:36 PM #9 | ^That's pretty accurate, though I haven't really tested my curl max lately. To repeat what I said before, I like the machine because of the constant pull. Often I'll just hold the curl mid rep to really feel the tension. |
| Topic | 3x rep one-arm curl at 345 lbs on the bicep curl machine |
| TULPAMANCER 01/10/23 2:10:33 PM #7 | Turtlebread posted... But whats your bench press I don't go heavy on bench due to costochondritis. I *think* the heaviest I've ever done was 265. Definitely 245. Not insane numbers. |
| Topic | 3x rep one-arm curl at 345 lbs on the bicep curl machine |
| TULPAMANCER 01/10/23 2:04:24 PM #4 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] I do that, too. But honestly I like the machine because I really love arm wrestling, and I feel like the tension in the cable more accurately reproduces the effect of being "pulled" in an arm wrestling match. |
| Topic | 3x rep one-arm curl at 345 lbs on the bicep curl machine |
| TULPAMANCER 01/10/23 1:56:49 PM #1 | Not sure what the weight equates to in raw curl power since it's a cable machine, but it's not easy. Used to be my one rep max. Now I can do 3 reps, and I literally can't set the weight any higher. So... yeah, cool I guess. https://streamable.com/liviyb |
| Topic | 7 year old girl dies in pit bull attack |
| TULPAMANCER 01/10/23 1:30:09 PM #26 | Pitbulls should not be around children, period. Adults at least have a chance to defend themselves. |
| Topic | You know, Augustus Gloop really wasn't that bad of a kid in the 1971 Willy Wonka |
| TULPAMANCER 01/09/23 9:23:32 PM #14 | I could see that. Personally, I think I'd edit it so Veruca finds the first golden ticket, then Augustus, then Violet, then Mike Teavee. But the eliminations go: Augustus, Violet, Mike, and then Veruca. Making her the odd one out in that sense, that she breaks the pattern. She definitely seems like the most iconic character in the film. Could've made her a stronger component. |
| Topic | You know, Augustus Gloop really wasn't that bad of a kid in the 1971 Willy Wonka |
| TULPAMANCER 01/09/23 9:18:42 PM #12 | PiOverlord posted... I've always argued that the bratty girl should have been the final kid. She was clearly the anti-Charlie, the antithesis of what a deserving, good child should be. It would have been symbolic that she would have been that close to winning. I don't know if the books structured it as such, but I think it could have easily been reworked. Would her inclusion in the cowboy boy's part have detracted from it? More importantly, would the cowboy boy's exclusion in her part have been that bad? Well, I did notice--at the very least--that while the kids discover their golden tickets in order of Augustus, Veruca, Violet, and then Mike Teavee, their eliminations follow that order except for the girls. Augustus goes first, then Violet, then Veruca, then Mike. So in that sense, Veruca still lasts longer than she "should" according to the pattern established by the film. |
| Topic | You know, Augustus Gloop really wasn't that bad of a kid in the 1971 Willy Wonka |
| TULPAMANCER 01/09/23 9:09:27 PM #9 | Irony posted... How exactly would he help the other kids He made no effort to convince Violet not to try the gum, simply casually asking Grandpa Joe "Why won't she listen to Mr. Wonka?" He made no effort to call out to Mike Teavee not to turn himself into a guinea pig. Veruca, yeah, Charlie really couldn't have done anything. |
| Topic | You know, Augustus Gloop really wasn't that bad of a kid in the 1971 Willy Wonka |
| TULPAMANCER 01/09/23 9:03:55 PM #1 | OK, we all know that every child sans Charlie represents a sin of some kind, and Augustus's is obviously gluttony. However: (1) while shown eating at the German restaurant, Augustus is clothed nicely, eating properly and showing good manners. He's not devouring his meal like a heathen. (2) By modern standards, Augustus isn't even really that portly. (3) He does not act bratty like any of the other kids, his only foible being his craving for food. (4) Most importantly, Charlie attempts to help Augustus out of the chocolate river by extending a giant lollipop for Augustus to grab onto. Charlie makes no attempt whatsoever to help the other children when they act up, eventually leading to their "demise." Charlie genuinely trying to help Augustus suggests he saw that Augustus was a good, albeit somewhat misguided, kid. |
| Topic | spongebob watching porn y'all |
| TULPAMANCER 01/09/23 8:46:43 PM #3 | He wanted to breach the great barrier reef if you know what I mean |
| Topic | ITT: General helpful life tips everyone should know |
| TULPAMANCER 01/09/23 8:40:26 PM #1 |
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| Topic | How do you think the Halloween franchise will continue? *spoilers* |
| TULPAMANCER 01/09/23 5:24:11 PM #1 | Speaking of the horror films, of course.
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| Topic | Badass clip: the Rock and the APA walking backstage |
| TULPAMANCER 01/08/23 9:30:15 AM #2 | Bump |
| Topic | Badass clip: the Rock and the APA walking backstage |
| TULPAMANCER 01/07/23 8:12:47 PM #1 | 0:25 mark. They're even walking in unison. And the Raw is War music, too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nddmTE99JxA&ab_channel=OneOfTheMillions |
| Topic | Pay it forward lines are stupid |
| TULPAMANCER 01/07/23 6:25:30 PM #1 | The only person really making a sacrifice is the person who starts it, and the only person really getting a freebie is the last one involved. Everyone else involved is paying for a meal, which they would be doing regardless. Pay it forward only makes sense in a two person interaction. |
| Topic | RIP character actor Earl Boen (Terminator 2 doctor) |
| TULPAMANCER 01/06/23 3:13:41 PM #2 | His character is literally one of the luckiest in cinema history. RIP. |
| Topic | I'm sick ;( |
| TULPAMANCER 01/06/23 12:31:44 PM #2 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/3/2/AAfIrhAAEEI8.jpg |
| Topic | How would Prohibition go in 2023? |
| TULPAMANCER 01/06/23 12:27:37 PM #14 | Millions of Americans would laugh at the government, then go back to their cocktails |
| Topic | C/D: This scene in E.T. terrified you (or still does) |
| TULPAMANCER 01/06/23 8:44:59 AM #7 | Buuump |
| Topic | C/D: This scene in E.T. terrified you (or still does) |
| TULPAMANCER 01/05/23 8:22:30 PM #6 | Bump |
| Topic | Tito Ortiz was at my Ace Hardware store yesterday |
| TULPAMANCER 01/05/23 11:11:27 AM #1 | As luck would have it, I'm off on Wednesdays. >_< A coworker got a picture with him, though. We're in SW Florida, btw. Tito is down here helping with Hurricane Ian relief efforts. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/6/AAfIrhAAED6A.jpg |
| Topic | C/D: This scene in E.T. terrified you (or still does) |
| TULPAMANCER 01/05/23 12:04:32 AM #1 | The lighting, the music, the unnatural proportions of an alien being with asthmatic breath and spindly limbs shuffling toward you, ugh. *shivers*
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Especially the 1:00 mark https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXJJI784zTA |
| Topic | (1) E.T. recognizes a Yoda costume and exclaims "Home! Home!" |
| TULPAMANCER 01/04/23 11:36:21 PM #3 | ProfessorKukui posted... damn, they could have sent someone with a little more training, huh E.T. was clearly a Force-sensitive being. Levitation. Miraculous healing. Telepathic abilities. Powers that are inexplicable otherwise. |
| Topic | (1) E.T. recognizes a Yoda costume and exclaims "Home! Home!" |
| TULPAMANCER 01/04/23 11:20:31 PM #1 | (2) The Phantom Menace, several aliens of E.T.'s species can be seen in the Senate Chamber. (3) In official Star Wars canon, E.T. belongs to a species called Asogians, from the planet Brodo Asogi. (4) One such Asogian, Senator Grebleips, announced plans to fund an extra-galactic expedition. ...an extra-galactic expedition. That would be our Milky Way Galaxy. And seeing as it would probably take thousands of years to travel between galaxies, even at advanced speeds, this means "a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away" still holds true. E.T.'s arrival on Earth in 1982 is a result of a Star Wars senator making plans for an extra-galactic survey thousands (perhaps even tens of thousands) of years ago. |
| Topic | Do you think God was the human intuition of the concept of a white hole? |
| TULPAMANCER 01/04/23 4:38:00 PM #2 | I am willing to entertain the notion of a panentheistic God, one who is immanent (present) within the cosmos, of the same substance. E=mc^2 tells us that even a small amount of matter equates to a gargantuan amount of energy. Conversely, it takes a huge amount of energy to generate an iota of mass. Now think about the Big Bang, a singularity at which all matter in the universe was condensed into a single infinitesimal point. Imagine the energy equivalence of all that mass, according to E=mc^2. It's incomprehensible. To our minds, it may as well be infinite. Perhaps God existed as pure energy, and "sacrificed" himself by converting his boundless energy into the material universe. |
| Topic | Your favorite kid in the original Willy Wonka |
| TULPAMANCER 01/04/23 2:10:30 AM #1 | Who is it?
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Mike Teavee, for me |
| Topic | Did Mario 64 do the "hub world" the best out of any platformer game? |
| TULPAMANCER 01/03/23 7:56:27 PM #31 | Banjo-Kazooie. |
| Topic | Do hot women expect sex every single day, no questions asked? |
| TULPAMANCER 12/28/22 4:49:14 PM #6 | Once a day is a minimum. The real question is how many times a day. |
| Topic | 10-Question Trivia Quiz! (Medium Difficulty) |
| TULPAMANCER 12/27/22 4:11:39 PM #11 | Since I didn't specify, |
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