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wwinterj25 posted...

Pfft I breathe out of my ears.

I'm actually breathing through my skin and my respiratory system. Don't tell anyone.
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ClarkDuke posted...

helIy posted...

what's more sad is that the image itself was uploaded 12 minutes ago, which means that the picture is saved to his computer.

OneDrive saves every photograph, so a server saved it, ok?

Why do you have a drive saving every potd image posted?

Don't be a creeper.
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When I click, it goes to the image only web version, no imgur framing.
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ANation posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

Also, stop using your mouth to inhale.

Air isn't food. Use your nose.

This. Damn mouth breathers.

They can be retrained.
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helIy posted...

what's more sad is that the image itself was uploaded 12 minutes ago, which means that the picture is saved to his computer.

How do you know that? I've been stuck on mobile browsing for months.

It is strange what internet people do but not stranger than what real life people have done, do, or will do.
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ClarkDuke posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

I love how that's a screenshot from 154 days ago.

Feels like forever ago, ok?

Nope. Just like yesterday and just like tomorrow.
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Also, stop using your mouth to inhale.

Air isn't food. Use your nose.
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One long complete breath at a time.
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I have no reason to be nervous. Everyone is going to love my dance moves. I bought the same tape Napoleon did.
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I love how that's a screenshot from 154 days ago.
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We now know now that a city that believed it was ready for flooding, wasn't.

This should be an eye opener. How many other cities are vulnerable for heavy storm flooding? Especially those already prone to flooding and coastal.
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The boiling of oats to make oatmeal, at whatever consistency you prefer, isn't much different than the boiling of beans. They are flavored differently, sweet vs. savory, and usually eaten at different times of the day. But over all it's cooking a thing in watery base, like all soups.

I love beans for breakfast.

Soups are foods in a liquid base, usually hot, but cold soups, gazpachos, exist. Some of those bases have milk and some don't. Most soups require heat to make, some don't, cereal doesn't. It's a grainy concoction designed to dissolve in cold milk. It has cold soup qualities.

One could call cereal, a completely cold soup, and that would be an accurate long description or just say "a bowl of cereal".
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Hell yeah and it could be better. Sometimes I wish everyone thought about the well being of others as much as I try to.
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@GanonsSpirit posted...

This is some really obvious shit. I can see why you'd be reading it.

I get married on Sunday. I know when a lady likes me.

A lot of others may not be so sure.
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EightySeven posted...

What do you think the cutoff should be for the max amount of weight a business' chairs are legally forced to adhere to?

Whatever weight the chair is rated for. If the customer is under that weight and the chair repeatedly breaks, you should be talking to the chair manufacturer. If he's over the weight, the business has the right to refuse service because their equipment is not safe for the heavy individual to use.

That's not personal discrimination. That's weight limit safety for salon chairs, for customers and employees.

2 people having sex on a salon chair could break it.
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I love how @The_Beta_Male, aka "Shenti-the alpha catman", doesn't get that this is how SMT wants to relate to PotD and feels the need to make it about a defense of himself.

Very beta shenti. Well played.
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http://www.minq.com/lifestyle/1657871/get-with-it-guys-women-let-men-know-what-signs-they-use-when-they-are-flirting
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He had to build one car from the 3 cars he owns and extend his driveway to drive to arby's.
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SmokeMassTree posted...

RCtheWSBC posted...

Does SMT make 80K or something

$120 actually

A week.
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Lol a taxed $100 bonus. They should have bought you a visa gift card instead.
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Shenti_Reborn posted...

when you look this good and can outlift + take in a fight anyone on this board, you don't need anything

You couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag.
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I called the coming of the trilogy.
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I love when people who aren't open with themselves and their families, judge other groups of people. Handle your own shit.
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I got laid once simply because I was uncut and it was her preferred penis style. I've also gotten laid because the lady had never seen an uncut one up close and personal.
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Cool. Thanks for the insight. It'll hang out with my silver quarters.
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@argonautweakend

I found this cleaning my room and packing. I totally forgot I had it. The condition is terrible still cool to have.


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I wonder how long it'll even take for the water to recede and there is the issue of rebuilding in a manner where the flooding of all those rivers wouldn't put entire cities underwater.
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Babbit55 posted...

TheCyborgNinja posted...

Yeah, you make good points. I've heard people say "well without the added sensitivity you'll last longer" - complete reassurance. Plenty of cut dudes are premies and I'm uncut and can generally go for ages. There's no definitive answer for that because it depends on the guy. Even if it were mostly true (I have no idea on the stats), it would not be 100%. Objectively though, it wouldn't feel as good for the guy.

Actually, being cut reduces the sensitivity significantly enough for it to be done as part of treatment for PE.

Also there are totally legit medical reasons for someone to be cut. Some UTI's can only be fixed with it, I know this first hand as it is what i needed back with I was 8

Nah, your parents did a terrible job of teaching you to clean yourself properly.
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BTB posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

It's going to take Houston years to recover.

Not really. We're used to this.

But, the news is saying this is unprecedented. Entire portions of the city will need to be demolished and rebuilt. Infrastructure will need to be rebuilt. Basically, we'll need a whole new Houston. That'll be years.
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Nomak-54 posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

Nomak-54 posted...

I don't use email.

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Nomak-54 posted...

I only use it for school/business/throw away accounts

0,0

what is it?

That's using email. Why you wouldn't use it for personal stuff, given that you already use it, is hilarious.



Nomak-54 posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

Aren't you the one who whined about Google's email security?

It's not the security it's just stupid you have to answer a stupid security question when the account itself has been virtually inactive for ages and you're using a different device

Inactive accounts are prime targets for hackers. Also if it was inactive for so long and they updated their security to protect customers (which is a good thing) and you attempted to log in from an unregistered device, you should be thanking Google for working hard to protect your account.
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Aren't you the one who whined about Google's email security?
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Nomak-54 posted...

I don't use email.

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Nomak-54 posted...

I only use it for school/business/throw away accounts

0,0
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It's going to take Houston years to recover.
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You don't know how to email yourself? That is humiliating.
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Once, I've been stung once.

I did have to hide indoors from a swarm of Africanized bees, the killer ones, once. That was scary.
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@Muffinz0rz repellent
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Nope.
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Far-Queue posted...

jfc how many of this dude's alts do I have to ignore?

There's no reason to ignore him. He gets himself banned weekly.
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Oh, I blocked them for sure.
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I have 138 guests at my wedding, none of them from potd (sorry guys) and I don't even think I registered for 5k in stuff.
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...anyone else get random chat messages from unknown, level 1, no trophy having people.

It's happened to me twice now.
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SmokeMassTree posted...

Arrested for being at a public location. Okay bud I'll see you Monday. If you want to cause a scene on your wedding day that's up to you.

Private club. Private event. Good luck.
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Whatever you think you have won't get you into the wedding since you weren't invited. I know your trolling but on the off chance your just this ignorant, stay in Ohio, stay out of jail.
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It'll be fun having him arrested for trespassing. A great wedding present.
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PK_Spam posted...

Isn't Damien the devil's name?

Also, erring married in 6 days and divorced in 7. Can't wait!! :)

Gtfo with that shit. You can't even muster the courage to tell your parents that your gay.
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You assume too greatly.
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Because inviting yourself to a wedding is rude.
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Slippery slope.
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ITT: In this topic, someone took the internet much too seriously.
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