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SunWuKung420 posted...

I get personally attacked so much and the mods don't care.

Cuz the website was an experiment in the first place, and the OC's are all on vacation* or something like that

*Convenient vacation

Naw I can't get in their heads like that, can I? Or is it my job.

People who grew away from people who grew away from asterisks *

*Asterisks became less hip when adults caught on to the suspicion that they were missing out on something.

So now they wanna fix it, but it was always broken in the first place.

So who's a gonna win? "It'sa me! Agoovahnmentyo!

but im not actually affiliated

or am i

:0)

That's the problem

[Y]Our brain -is- the CIA

Atleast mine was, I've had close contact with it as it proceeded through transcription

And then the CIA down the street gets pissed off cause I live right next to the CIA

Since there's a CIA in every "hood", I guess

Sarcasthma posted...

my ass

Sarcasthma posted...

my ass

....O_O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was just joking about the explosives lol

Now get off my webcam

I love the way things finally break down and all of existence shatters into a million pieces when someones lie is finally exposed for what it isn't

This mechanical implosion device will explode in

Revelation34 posted...

No more weed for you.

That's hilarious

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/7/2/AAeRQ2AAC1Hw.jpg

Yes, you. Now does it look like a condom?

go read a fucking book

:D

WOW

Right.

Well, whatever you guys say.

then watch an entertaining video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHf8fgRVBlI

Weird realizations. The same metal instrument I ended up having to whack my dad in the head with, is the same instrument I performed a poppyseed tea extraction in like ten years ago.

but i didnt die, i just ended up wondering how the maggots got into the bowl. How does a large metal bowl somehow generate maggots... from poppyseeds...

I don't even know, but y'all ain't killing me that easily, cause it would have happened a long time ago -_- turns out I'm still "dead", though, so fuck that shit.

You and me both.

I used to take handfuls of valium and sleep for however many hours, days, were necessary, but

These pills just bide for nothing, just crap to say "well we gave you something" but like I really could use a sleep function. It ain't no damn Phenazepam. Yeah, stuff can happen on long acting benzos, but how else am I going to forget the world exists until a more optimum time? I wonder how some people even sleep and am still really skeptical

FatalAccident posted...

Stay off the weed tc

Not good advice from anyone, ever.

Just like I told that health practicioner lady or whatnot with the hair, weed just makes things obvious.

I am so like... past people obfuscating the truth

And demonizing my technologies

If you have nothing to do with it, that's great and dandy. Like "Hey /buddyguy/, I guess what you're going through is pretty overwhelming, and I don't actually understand it, so here's a vague kind of advice thing that isn't actually real advice because I don't happen to include or care about you in my life in any relatively meaningful manner but this is a piece of information I'm used to being passed around"

o_O Real weed heads go to sleep, for the record.

OD's don't actually happen, the result is more like a controlled murder. It's even dubious as to it being a possibility that one's self inflicted OD that results in their death, that they were the perpetrator. There are spiritual influences to drugs and overdoses are personal. Life threatening? Yeah, because maybe someone is threatening your life. I'm sorry but I keep watching this death thing happen, and there are always other reasons people keep dying.

I invite whoever to put some fentanyl in my pills, cause I really could use it. Seems like that would be what they're doing anyway.

Anyway, who's to say what the legal limit is in descending into one's own euthanization? The only reason people go back to drugs, is because something else kept pulling them back to their fucked up condition; selfishly, like a terrible parent that wouldn't understand. Like "Hey are you still awake? Alive, even?" Well, I WAS, Schrodinger. Did it FEEL like I was alive or was the situation just freaking you out and forcing you towards an choice of action?

Nobody WANTS to die until it gets that bad. And if you gave a shit, I don't know, maybe you'd have been there unselfishly.

But the point is, overdoses are weird, death is weirder, no I'm not saying people can just defy physics and not die from something as stupid as fentanole, but the way yall glamorize it, is the same reason everybody keeps that "JUST TAKE CYANIDE" Idea in the back of their head

Because you advertise it that way

That's why people look for it

I don't even know anymore, people have different reasons for taking drugs, but I'm not hearing anybody ask why

Just circling around the issues when opium has been around for centuries . So they say.

I'm beginning to feel like, these tales of how old everything is and stuff, who even really knows

I was never have supposed to tasted any of it; I'm blessed like that

Lokarin posted...

Do you have two?

Yeah, she lied

Then what do you spend your time doing being too drunk?
MICHALECOLE posted...

Im too drunk to read all of that

This goddamn computer thinks it's me or some shit.

I'm just gonna have to chill out

Are you motherfuckers telling me if I get a vasectomy, I'll have OBE's?

Like WTF

FatalAccident posted...

What u on about

You already know

I'll have the last smile, just you keep watching

Cause my smiles are independent, so they're worth more.

Nah that was wishful thinking, the logical truth is that they aren't

So that's lolish I guess

But you don't see me loling

Who are Paul Jennings parents?
Jennings' father, Arthur, lost his own mother when he was 11; his mother, Phyllis, lost hers when she was 13. "All my father wanted was his wife. He didn't want a rival, he didn't want to share the woman in his life with another male, even a little boy.

Yea, I'm starting to get it now. Arthur? Right. Phyllis, right, except that's personal.

I dunno what it is, I been considering maybe we're a weird incest family with hidden origins, who knows

That would make the whole drug trade thing make sense - if some dumbass made some HORRRRRRIBLE life impacting decision whilst under the influence of substances and no one could ever find out and they had to blame it on - you know - something besides themselves

Replace drug with -any- kind of swaying influence, though. And maybe we can go kick those bards asses for swaying our hoes back in the 1600- wait I remember that!? no this is the part where I start making up imaginations for why everything is stupid lol

Except stuff like that actually did happened

And now you're here! (And I'm here!)

Oh well, it's easier to be ignorant, right?

Just magick I guess. That'd make everything cooler.

MY GUY
I am here to say fuck subterfuge.

and "schizophrenia"

i'm basically hacking for insight or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJwvQ7uGREE

Tuck's the one that said it

Dope dealing wizards my dude

and with the assumption that you are not all actually diabolically-charged actors, considering - well that's why considering takes too much effort. Anyway

Previously, I was with my father, rambling about the musings of English

Like hey man, all these different spins/ways to use/look at things in english, kinda like "anglish" like all the angles you can use for it

Ok? Yea, few hours at the least or whatever

I finally Google it. Anglish. So you go ahead and google it. The 3rd result is a question.

Is Anglish a real language?
Anglish refers to a version of the English language with as few borrowed words as possible. Paul Jennings coined this term was coined when writing a series of articles for Punch in 1966. There he riffed on how English would have developed without the Norman conquests.

Paul Jennings huh. Well, I'm a Jennings. My dad was born in 1966. And something else. I assume most Texans at the least have a "Paw-Paw", cause I found it strange when other kids had PawPaw's too, but anyway. The point is as a younger person, we used to pronounce it "PaPaul"...

Maybe even, if you weren't diabolically charged actors, I still get the feeling everyone already "gets it". Because nobody says anything and backs off when I get close. So why do I keep getting so close to this, these strings of relativity/related things, that no one has any straight up or real ass answers like "Okay Soup, I'ma be real with you.

I'm a wizard"

Because I wouldn't believe you assholes at this point, it took all that and you were actually demigodlike beings or something...? I guess that's the horrible truth. If it actually were true, you would be that pathetic to never reveal it or are still using it for some childish, selfish purpose.

Anyway, let this topic serve as undeniable.... Internet proof huh.... well.

That information can be weird, I just wanna know why. What's the missing link?

1966>shit, I don't even know. I guess the Masons just didn't think I was cool enough

Naw that's a brushing of the point, the point is I feel like there is a lot being hidden from me just because something, and even because there are silly rules that people will act on just in attempt to - whatever I mean I don't feel like posting your name should get you modded

like what is my point? maybe there is a reason I don't -really- seem to know how or why my family is even around

and I'm asking strangers this like they could possibly help me out in .... This horrible digging expenditure

I'll forget about it once it becomes irrelevant again, but you can't deny/resist this type of... scripted reality introductionary technique

It's really pretty lonely. I dunno why she says it's pretty hard.

Kyuubi4269 posted...

Man's got a shank for his post code.

Whatever this means, reading it made me nervous

Fuck it. This is the best sword
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/0/8/AAeRQ2AACz6M.png
You... uh.... hold it by the lowercase B. and it's.... a longsword

with a short blade

so you kind of just poke people with it I guess

but it's the best sword

BouncyBouncy posted...

Exactly, it just didn't add up

It just didn't add up...

Jury of the Day, is this a real honest fuckin answer?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/8/AAeRQ2AACz48.jpg

The pun was amazing, left my mouth wide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Idzij4k_dw

Leave it to Nintendo that Kirby can finally get his hands on a gun and its a goddamn musket

slash hair dryer

leaf blower what the fuck ever

Person106 posted...

TIL buttholes are genitals.

Got me doing an IRL double take here

Now that I think about it, I think underarms are more offensive than assholes

wapingas

BouncyBouncy posted...

Probably when I showed up at the hotel where my wife was fucking a guy. They didn't like it.

why were they fucking if they didn't like it

Aculo posted...

Nice to know I still live in your heads rent-free, ok?

i thought of you a few days ago, ok?

adjl posted...

Doesn't that describe all money?

In my fairytale society, Hashish will be an officially recognized currency as something with intrinsic value that can be traded

Money just seems like a scam once you consider things that had value before money

Sinister, even...

Meh, I guess I figured it out - all the inhabitants will just devise their own forms of trade - youre gonna have that one guy that comes through like "oh :) well hashish is no object for me my friend" and everyone will love him but then everyone will have hashish

and then money seems more reasonable

BUT WE DON'T WANT FALSE GODS

the only reason money is required/valuable is that it's designated to be forfeit on a constant basis

so anyway, idk but intrinsicless money is bullshit

-ramblings of the unemployed-

fuckin society

chelsea_wtf posted...

its important to look at both sides of complicated issues such as committing election fraud. its easy to say 'trying to steal an election is always wrong' from the top of your ivory tower, but what if you really really want to?

The horrible part is that, when you try to "look at both sides" or even - start considering there may be more than one side you aren't shown the totality of - you start getting this QAnon type bullshit.

Imagine if we had a "Good Guy Hilary" QAnon

I had a dream like that, was kind of funny

hilary was hunting people for sport or whatever but since I was the only crazy one enough to already know that, I think she got the picture and favored me, so I was not exactly hunted on the spot

Zareth posted...

reality

"reality"
"real"
"r"
'

^LOL
BouncyBouncy posted...

It also means GAY

what's that supposed to mean

Jen0125 posted...

Maybe if I take a pic of it

What a nice lady

Can I pay you with these coins of mine that have no intrinsic value?

BouncyBouncy posted...

Soon everything will be smaller

The universe must have contractions. It can't just "everly expand"

Revelation34 posted...

Why can't I vote for myself?

Couldn't include you; too embarrassed

because gay means happy

dunno my guy

ever hear the alleged crack stories of barack obama?

just wat

I skimmed the description and I didn't... that didn't help me understand anything

I'm the only one that voted Dad?

I don't even have a sister. geez

Sad comix

Had me kinda like "huh"