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slacker03150 posted...

I think 256x192

Anyone know what the ti-994a had?

Well, if you want to talk about the first handheld computing device I owned, the Gameboy Color had 160144 pixels. I feel like I probably had a Tamagotchi or something like that beforehand, though, who knows

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faz posted...

Yup, and there was no guarantee anything would be in stock. They also didn't have phones to call ahead, we had to send carrier pigeons. The pigeons couldn't fly so they also had to walk 15 miles through the snow.

The inspiration of a pigeon walking 15 miles through the snow is overwhelming

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Soma isn't a dude anymore?

I mean this isn't exactly national news so I wouldn't know

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I found an audio cassette down the street the other day. I hadn't looked very hard at what it's labeling said. But now I see.

"Tupac"

How fitting!

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I kinda feel like if you feel like something happened, it probably might have

Otherwise why would you feel that way?

So then, once you get all that "oh no x may think I'm a moron" static out of the way, It will be more of a "I know x thinks I am a moron. I am one with the universe."

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I remember the punch cards. What were their original purpose? I recall seeing them a lot. I doubt someone around me was programming anything, but I'm aware of this possibility as well

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It's almost like crack was invented by a crackhead in order to break up into smaller rocks and smoke!

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faz posted...

We had to walk 15 miles to the computer store uphill both ways through the snow.

Fuh real?

Cause that's a bold claim

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Where does one get injected with E, I feel I am missing something significant

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640x480

And we liked it

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When? Puberty

Probably when it really matters, too

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Mead posted...

I wouldnt think that would even be clinically significant, especially considering what a lousy barometer for intelligence and mental function IQ tests happen to be

this entire thing seems bunk

Is there a "Standardized" IQ test? I know they're gonna ask you some "obvious" questions, make your brain do a little number crunching and whatnot. And maybe weigh and measure your response times / accuracy. What I care to know is are these things standardized. Otherwise what even is IQ besides a "you did this good" rating?

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what are you people

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Crack should be as cheap as cigarettes

But instead of a pack of cigarettes, you are looking at less than one piece of crack, if even that

Look at your pinky fingernail

Okay, give or take, your piece of crack is even smaller than that

Now go smoke it and then regret your life decisions for 5-10 minutes*

*this is a joke because I find the lengths not accurate. It can be an easy comedown, or you can find yourself spending many hours afterward just "wishing you had another hit"

But crack is like jumping off a cliff. Once you hit the top, you are just trying to keep your parachute inflated but you'll still come down

I find once you hit that stage where you're inbetween sleep, if once you close your eyes and all you see is yourself hitting the pipe, you're pretty far gone

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Have you guys installed Honey yet?

Don't forget to uninstall Adblock Plus!

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Back on topic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZQl-Q1r7W4&list=PLBbBLbU3Tai5f2Ei8ypnT5bksqUGYxE_A&index=2

Man every time this comes on, it hits me though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh1r4snzvoI&list=PLBbBLbU3Tai5f2Ei8ypnT5bksqUGYxE_A&index=5

Times get ugly, gotta bust a move!

Fuck

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Zeus posted...

I know I've never liked that guy and all, but that seems a little mean >_>

pfft

You know what's meaner? I did happen to notice your birthday was coming up... (Either that or it was Sunny... I thought both, but it's entirely possible I'm mistaken)

And I just didn't wish you a happy birthday! Hah! That's horrible. Oh man. That's terrible. Naw, it was more like, I'm not a weirdly overt poster unless I care to or try to be, and I just have so many things on my schedule, plus, I'd got one poster's happy birthday condolences said already, so I mean there's no way I could just be this birthday whore popping up everywhere, unless I could ... Um... I wonder if Jen likes whores

Anyway, how selfish of me, still thinking of Jen's boobs like that

Happy .... potential birthday Zeus... :D
Belated...

Happy belated birthday, Jen's boobs...

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anything you guys wanna talk about there's only like an hour left

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idk i wasn't here

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finally, after some odd-hours, i, the man of odd hours, have return

for i knew at this odd hour there would be no hero to stop me

i wield this oddly shaped scepter that i found a couple of hours ago

with it i will destroy Potd and all it's inhabitants

it should only take me a couple hours

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Awww he's a cute son of a bastard

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But I love meaningless Mario shit

And the graphics... Well damn, I've never actually inspected it but the graphics are superb

That's quite a vivid Mario

I want to play :(

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I'm $10 richer

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so you want it cut I mean

I can't really help it, I don't cut this cock

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just remember this stuff is all white uncut cock

flesh pale

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It looks like Golden Sun but bigger.

Let's make the game. Me, Lokarin, and you ( @PK_Spam .)

If it's three-person, is it still an indie?

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faramir77 posted...

What's lame? The criticism or the whole "getting the Power Moons every 30 seconds"?

It makes it feel less rewarding when Power Moons are everywhere. It's a valid complaint. Odyssey feels like a collectathon, the other games never did.

That's what I'm saying

It sounds lame

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sorry if I left sausage on your baconator

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faramir77 posted...

No thanks but I'll also have a Frosty

frosdeez nuts.

here you go man

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On the criticism that you get a star or whatever whatnot every 30 seconds, that sounds extremely lame.

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faramir77 posted...

Can I have a Baconator please

sure. you want deez nuts with that?

Metalsonic66 posted...

One satchel of Richards, please

yeah I got a bag of dicks. right here

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$20 for a t-bag

$40 for the eight balls

$80 for 2 eight balls

$360 for the whole sack

what'll it be

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Mead posted...

Nobody needs permission to be a woman

Just like you don't need permission to be a lake?

Yeah, I heard about it, ballsy move

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gorillas be kinda thicc

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Fierce_Deity_08 posted...

Im speckled! Freckles for the win!

Man whatever

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Man more like I'ma check in with the Aryans and see wassup then, nahmeen

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Metalsonic66 posted...

I fuckin lol'd

Anyway, a baptism and exorcism? I think he got a little greedy, there.

Damn, he's 18. Jeez he's too young to be such a dumbass

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Naw, this is bullshit!

That's racist! That's some hoe ass shit!

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ParanoidObsessive posted...

Sunny had basically degenerated into a one-note troll account by the end. I came close to tossing him on ignore (and probably would have if he'd spammed a bit more than he did).

Okay, so my almost mixing up of your words started to give me ideas about a hotel or a motel. And sunny degenerating into a one-man motel where I guess he would be the only person in it / renting it and just spouting random things out into the street from his one man hotel

Which would be hilarious and weird

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Naw, that's the glory of it.

You know how many extra inches I have now?

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Mead posted...

Maybe they should shut down their own butts

Imodium: the Pharmacological Buttplug

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Hey, I ain't cis no more, sis.

I'm Trans-racial.

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Also, he has a subtle but homoerotic effect on people; that's why this topic is requesting your solidarity for him.

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CaptainStrong posted...

It's almost like I picked my username from a random video game character and I'm not actually saying I'm strong or amazing or anything.

That's good, cause it's almost like you're not

Can't even handle vsync input lag

You might as well be, like, Mr. Captain

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Bitch, I done already turned black, so you gon sit there and keep being a woman so I don't have to fuck around and change back again. Aight?

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CaptainStrong posted...

I can't handle the input lag vsync adds.

And you call yourself CaptainStrong?

-_-

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I love you arv

Please be mine

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I once saw Kimbo sacrifice a chicken to Moloch.

Also, he kicks puppies.

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Then it's settled.

My *****.

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Sounds like they need better A/C

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But I get to be black.

That's how it works, right?

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