But Pleinair, you're forgetting to mention all the awesome things Lisa has done!
... oh wait, no, you aren't
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 01/04/11 7:45:00 AM #280 |
But Pleinair, you're forgetting to mention all the awesome things Lisa has done!
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 12/21/10 5:55:00 PM #272 |
The spirits thought a story about her being President was so weak, they felt compelled to offer a b-story about Homer and Lincoln's Gold.
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 12/19/10 8:16:00 AM #270 |
Remember when she was President and she totally went Nancy Pelosi on everyone by blatantly lying about her tax plan?
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 12/15/10 10:51:00 PM #267 |
Willie did warn him about the colored chalk. HE WARNED HIM!
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 12/14/10 7:44:00 AM #264 |
She never even plays with her peach tree.
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 12/08/10 6:28:00 PM #256 |
Remember when she managed to amazingly screw up the incredibly simple task of riding the bus?
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 11/29/10 5:56:00 PM #247 |
Lisa wanted to spend her $100 on Public Broadcasting, which was such a terrible idea that it put Marge in such a bad mood that she instantly rejected Bart's 100 Tacos idea, thus setting in motion the tragic demise (kinda) of Krusty the Clown. That's right, Lisa managed to ruin Krusty's life worse than Sideshow Bob ever could... without even trying.
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 11/17/10 10:11:00 PM #240 |
Especially Lisa!
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 11/10/10 10:56:00 PM #234 |
Remember how she spent an entire episode trying to debunk Jebediah Springfield, costing Homer his beloved position of Town Crier in the process, then when actually given the chance, refused to do it?
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 11/05/10 4:15:00 PM #229 |
Homer had a sweet-ass deal on stolen cable and Lisa made him get rid of it because of how committed she was to Christianity.
Then she dumped it for Bhuddism, which she really doesn't seem to actually practice whatsoever. Way to fail, Lisa -- SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized http://img.imgcake.com/barkley.jpg |
| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 10/19/10 5:18:00 PM #218 |
I have it on good authority that Lisa is going to marry a carrot.
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 10/17/10 6:00:00 PM #217 |
Remember when Homer was mistakenly imprisoned in a mental institution? Did Lisa care? No. She just kept whining about her birthday, as if the adults didn't have anything else going on at that time. Totally selfish.
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 10/14/10 5:22:00 PM #214 |
Must Homer spend the rest of his life sweating like a pig?
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 10/11/10 10:54:00 AM #212 |
Bleeding Gums Murphy was a perfectly normal functioning adult with minor gum-disease related problems. Then he met Lisa, and died shortly thereafter.
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 10/03/10 8:24:00 PM #206 | From: Pondos | #205 You mean how she stole the entire idea of an episode from an episode Bart had like 15 seasons ago? -- SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized http://img.imgcake.com/barkley.jpg |
| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 09/17/10 1:29:00 PM #196 |
Remember when she tried to break up an irish brawl by singing? She failed, which led to Homer going to jail. Hilarity ensues (but not really).
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 09/08/10 5:33:00 PM #190 |
Didn't Lisa once spend an entire episode supposedly figuring out how to stop a girl from bullying her, and it somehow ended in said girl beating up pretty much every scientist in the world? Great going, Lisa!
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 09/02/10 5:35:00 PM #187 |
This was a triumph!
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 08/25/10 8:20:00 AM #181 |
No kidding. There isn't a single good Nelson episode, because every Nelson episode is also a Lisa episode.
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 08/22/10 7:55:00 PM #179 |
We all know that Nelson had the best essay by far, but was screwed out of his victory by Communist sympathizers.
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 08/20/10 9:06:00 PM #176 |
The rest of the list isn't so bad though! They even included Officer Lou, who was #1 on my list of the exact same name!
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 08/16/10 9:53:00 PM #173 |
http://www.cracked.com/article_16566_5-most-underrated-simpsons-characters.html
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 08/03/10 11:16:00 AM #161 |
When Sideshow Bob finally did move on in Italy, she got drunk and blew his cover, causing him to return to a life of crime.
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 07/16/10 8:41:00 PM #151 |
When they nearly killed Martin, Bart wanted to come clean. She stopped him. Multiple times.
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 07/12/10 7:55:00 PM #149 |
Bart used that opportunity to retire from video boxing - undefeated.
Lisa never would have thought of doing that. Because she's dumber than him. -- SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized http://img.imgcake.com/barkley.jpg |
| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 07/05/10 8:34:00 PM #144 |
That's certainly more forgivable than the Chester A. Arthritis pun...
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 06/29/10 6:52:00 AM #138 |
Some guy once told her she had fat fingers, so she went all emo and staged an awful prank and made Bart take the fall for it.
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 06/17/10 8:31:00 PM #132 |
Pretty much every sideshow bob episode is a celebration of Bart being right and Lisa being wrong.
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 06/10/10 7:31:00 PM #128 |
Also, those celebrities found her disgusting for not being a full Vegan. She can't even hop onto stupid trends correctly.
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 06/07/10 8:18:00 AM #124 |
She was so bad at ballet she had to take up smoking.
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 06/04/10 10:02:00 PM #122 |
Homer gave away the last Ribwich to go to that spelling bee.
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 06/02/10 5:54:00 PM #119 |
Yes
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 05/31/10 4:16:00 PM #117 |
then she wasted hours spinning around
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| SmartMuffin 05/28/10 2:38:00 PM #115 |
and got thoroughly owned by a french class
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| SmartMuffin 05/13/10 6:25:00 PM #103 |
Also she was the worst class President ever.
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 05/07/10 3:59:00 PM #98 |
She became an environmentalist just to get the attention of cute boys.
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 05/06/10 5:19:00 PM #96 |
Remember how Lisa was deathly afraid that the family would go to hell for stealing cable?
Then suddenly she was a devout atheist who believed anyone who believed in angels was stupid. Then converted to Bhuddism because celebrities were doing it. -- SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized http://img.imgcake.com/barkley.jpg |
| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 04/30/10 4:55:00 PM #90 |
Remember when she convinced some poor old lady to waste millions of dollars designing a doll that was based on herself? Which predictably failed. A lot.
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 04/26/10 8:46:00 PM #88 |
He even won one in his dreams, but it turned out to be Lisa pointlessly screwing with his subconscious for fun. Apparently that's how she gets her kicks.
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 04/11/10 4:31:00 PM #75 |
Also, Allison is better than her at everything
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| SmartMuffin 04/08/10 5:19:00 PM #73 |
And she needs braces
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 04/04/10 5:50:00 PM #70 |
That was seriously going to be the next example I posted.
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 04/03/10 10:15:00 AM #68 |
Also, in about 90% of the future timelines, she constantly leads Milhouse on for no good reason.
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 03/29/10 5:19:00 PM #65 |
That was their only ball!
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 03/27/10 5:09:00 PM #61 |
Remember the half dozen or so times notorious criminal mastermind Sideshow Bob managed to convince her that he had totally reformed, and only Bart was smart enough to realize he hadn't.
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 03/24/10 9:36:00 PM #57 |
Remember when she totally failed that one important test and didn't have to suffer any consequences due to a completely unrelated Bart/Skinner adventure?
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 03/16/10 7:40:00 PM #44 |
Remember when she nearly got herself killed chasing some news reporter who she thought was SOOOOO much better than her mom?
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| Topic | There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people? |
| SmartMuffin 03/02/10 8:21:00 PM #15 |
I remember this topic from before. Your best argument was how she ruined Homer's BBBQ.
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