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TopicA girl told me she isn't attracted to white guys. Is that racist?
SideshowBob311
12/31/18 3:58:59 PM
#5
I don't think so....but I also don't think a white guy who's not attracted to black women is racist either.
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TopicSopranos is still in the top 3 TV series of all time
SideshowBob311
12/27/18 4:21:55 PM
#19
Romulox28 posted...
honestly i think it might be the greatest TV drama of all time. i cant think of a more well-developed & complex character than Tony Soprano


Vic Mackey....and it's not even close.
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TopicHoo boy... LeBron James compares NFL owners to slave owners.
SideshowBob311
12/22/18 12:04:04 AM
#38
RchHomieQuanChi posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
You mean the people that sign your checks expect you to follow their rules?


It's more a case that they feel they own their players.


They own the rights to their players football services. That's how contracts work.
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TopicI had a bicyclist spit on my car because I told him to get out of the road
SideshowBob311
12/21/18 12:19:59 AM
#9
You should have fired a beer bottle across his bow...ruffle his feathers, give him a good scare


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TopicWatching Star Trek Next Generation.
SideshowBob311
12/21/18 12:18:31 AM
#56
kuwab0 posted...
What's with all the DS9 hate in this topic


I think the total change of pace from the first two series really rubbed a lot of fans the wrong way. Exploring space and finding new worlds/races was an integral part of both the original series and TNG...and then along comes DS9, where the show is stuck on a floating chandelier permanently parked next to a glowing space butthole.

I'm glad I stuck with it, the later seasons of DS9 were great....but it was a rough watch in the beginning.
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Topici want to enjoy Persona 5, but the music is so bad
SideshowBob311
12/17/18 10:09:57 PM
#14
What is this, opposite day? The soundtrack is the only part of that game that wasn't a dumpster fire
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TopicReal talk: Sugar is a fucking problem
SideshowBob311
12/17/18 10:06:17 PM
#30
gamestunner posted...
I have a bigger problem with healthy food costing more than junk food.

If I spend 100 on healthy food, I can prolly get 3-5 meals out of it.

If I spend 100 on junk food, I can get 10-15 meals out if it.

(Numbers are an exaggeration, but you get what I'm saying)


Why is this surprising? You pay more for better things...of course buying fresh beef is going to cost more than a Mcdonalds soypaste "burger".
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Topictoday is my account turns 10 years old. can i change my name now
SideshowBob311
12/17/18 7:03:30 PM
#13
This question is extremely relevant to my interests.
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TopicImagine still being a Blizzard fan
SideshowBob311
12/17/18 6:58:01 PM
#7
AlephZero posted...
I have no intention of ever playing any of their games again.


I have no problem playing free games...Hearthstone and Heroes are still plenty of fun. Investing money in Blizzard games? Yeah no.
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TopicReal talk: Sugar is a fucking problem
SideshowBob311
12/17/18 6:52:48 PM
#20
Or people could just pay attention to what they eat and control their diet. God forbid, right?
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TopicAlfonso Ribiero sues Epic for using Carlton dance in Fortnite
SideshowBob311
12/17/18 6:29:28 PM
#15
Muffinz0rz posted...
Is it really that hard to just credit the source in like the credits or whatever that nobody ever reads anyways?

I mean I don't know where in fortnite the credits are shown, but still


These people have no interest in "credit"....they want a fat sack of free money.
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TopicAre you gay if you are a man and you have sex with pre-op trans man?
SideshowBob311
12/16/18 4:09:11 PM
#12
If you are a man, and the sex involves you directly interacting with a penis, you are (at least to some degree) gay.
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Topic@Nerds who turn off items in SSB
SideshowBob311
12/16/18 3:29:02 PM
#15
I don't mind if other people don't want items on...it's when they get all huffy and red-faced about ANYONE using items that makes me laugh.
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TopicThe opening shots of The Shining are breathtaking
SideshowBob311
12/15/18 2:34:35 AM
#28
That film was a flaming pile of shit. Nothing's quite as irritating as seeing a great story ruined by an asshole egomaniac director who decided he can tell a story better than a best-selling author.
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TopicWho would you cast as Dr. Doom in the MCU?
SideshowBob311
12/15/18 2:19:21 AM
#14
Mads Mikkelsen......if they hadn't already burned him on a made up Dr. Strange villain.
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TopicCastlevania Season 2 on Netflix was pretty sweet
SideshowBob311
12/12/18 10:05:32 AM
#8
CyricZ posted...
He always comes back


im not too familiar with the lore here, but is that possible given what they did to him at the end?


I mean....there's like two dozen Castlevania games for a reason.
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Topic12,000 people or all cats. You must sacrifice one.
SideshowBob311
12/12/18 9:58:08 AM
#77
My cat would be included in "all cats", and there's a very good chance I wouldn't know or care about anyone in that 12,000 person group. This does not seem like a difficult decision.
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TopicMillennials have now killed... canned tuna and can openers
SideshowBob311
12/05/18 12:20:11 PM
#15
That many people don't own can openers? Apparently not a lot of millennial pet owners.
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TopicSave That Athlete (Round 100)
SideshowBob311
12/05/18 12:16:09 PM
#3
Michael Jordan
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TopicProbably shouldnt be tearing up to funeral tributes to Bush.
SideshowBob311
12/05/18 12:15:47 PM
#2
He was a president who did what he thought was best for the country, even if he knew it would essentially kill his prospects at re-election for a 2nd term. Don't know when we'll see the likes of that again.
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TopicAlright, it's that point where I've seen the name enough; who is oscario-cortez?
SideshowBob311
12/05/18 12:12:49 PM
#11
New politician who likes to come up with ridiculous, improbable solutions to the country's problems and then shout about them on twitter to rile up her supporters who are too stupid to know any better.

Basically, Donald Trump except a small Puerto Rican female instead of a fat orange male.
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Topicalexandria ocasio cortez
SideshowBob311
12/05/18 12:07:35 PM
#12
0TiamaT0 posted...
Its an accounting error - the money never existed. If she would have cared enough to have read the full story, shed know this.

Its like a day cant go by without her making an ass of herself...


Pssh....why bother with facts and logic when you can shout nonsense and rile up a bunch of stupid people? It's a Trump strategy, but nobody ever said he had a monopoly on acting like an idiot
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TopicWoman who died in ICE custody was likely physically abused there
SideshowBob311
12/05/18 8:56:52 AM
#20
Zero_Destroyer posted...
SideshowBob311 posted...
Irregardless posted...
Conservatives don't care


I care that the law was broken....both by this border-hopper and the negligent, violent idiot(s) running the detention center. The hell can't people just do what the hell they're supposed to? Is it really that difficult?


"same thing both sides!"


Not in severity, but in the general concept. Too damn many people thinking "I don't care what I'm supposed to be doing, I'm going to do what I want"
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TopicAnyone else feel like the older they get....the less they like gritty stuff
SideshowBob311
12/05/18 12:38:06 AM
#34
MarqueeSeries posted...
Yeah I'm with you TC. I've noticed it most in my gaming. I prefer some lighthearted fun like Mario to unwind and relax, instead of some drab shooter


I think I'm the exact opposite. As I get older, I tend to only want to play games with an engaging narrative to it. Stuff like Mario Odyssey, where you're completing tasks just because the game puts them in front of you, feels pointless and time-wasting.
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TopicWoman who died in ICE custody was likely physically abused there
SideshowBob311
12/05/18 12:26:38 AM
#16
Irregardless posted...
Conservatives don't care


I care that the law was broken....both by this border-hopper and the negligent, violent idiot(s) running the detention center. The hell can't people just do what the hell they're supposed to? Is it really that difficult?
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TopicI think Baby Boomers hate Millennials because Millennials enjoy life
SideshowBob311
12/03/18 6:46:03 PM
#15
The difference is, a lot of Baby Boomers worked their asses off in their 30's and 40's in order to accumulate the wealth that allows them to live that sort of lifestyle. Millennials seem to just want to skip straight to the "I should only have to do what I want to do" phase of life right out of the gate, and it doesn't work like that.
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TopicSave That Athlete (Round 96)
SideshowBob311
12/03/18 5:12:56 PM
#33
Bo Jackson
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TopicWhy don't you care about poor people?
SideshowBob311
12/02/18 11:19:31 PM
#20
wiiking96 posted...
I care about the plight of all who have been treated unjustly by society, and I want the Government to take action to reduce societal injustice.

I would do more myself, but I'm not exactly wealthy, and I need to keep a decent amount of money on hand to act as a safety net.


Literally "I'm angry about this and I think somebody else should do something about it!"
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TopicRate George HW Bush (41) out of 5
SideshowBob311
12/02/18 11:15:19 PM
#17
Godnorgosh posted...
Hell, I'll just quote this

Anyone who is responsible for funding reactionary cocaine traffickers to try and destroy a recently liberated country led by the progressive Sandinista revolutionaries; ignoring the suffering and deaths of innumerable amounts of people from AIDS because of homophobia and racism; racist campaign ads; the deaths of innumerable amounts of people from the invasions of Panama and Iraq: the destruction of the manufacturing sector and the loss of millions of jobs because of NAFTA; kicking the mass incarceration, lumpenization, and ghettoization of the black and Latinx working class into overdrive; supporting the destruction of the Russian economy and causing mass suffering in the former Warsaw Pact nations; watching crack cocaine spread like wildfire and not doing a damn thing to help the people who were suffering; trying to ban an entire genre of music; and doing nothing as the epidemic of police brutality started to rear it's ugly head and even letting these killer cops get away with it, is not worth mourning.


Who are you quoting there? I need to know who's ridiculous opinions I can safely ignore from now on.
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Topicjust got the christmas tree up
SideshowBob311
12/02/18 11:11:36 PM
#7
PepperoniMaster posted...
SideshowBob311 posted...
PepperoniMaster posted...
Imagine not putting up the Christmas tree during the week of Thanksgiving.


Wait, you're putting up a FAKE tree? Does that even count?

According to Father Christmas, they're not only welcomed.... they're allowed.


They're allowed...but certainly not something to be bragging about.
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TopicSave That Athlete (Round 95)
SideshowBob311
12/02/18 11:07:31 PM
#6
Michael Jordan
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Topicjust got the christmas tree up
SideshowBob311
12/02/18 11:06:39 PM
#4
PepperoniMaster posted...
Imagine not putting up the Christmas tree during the week of Thanksgiving.


Wait, you're putting up a FAKE tree? Does that even count?
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TopicThe perfect girl but she's your mother traveling in time from the past
SideshowBob311
11/30/18 9:05:57 AM
#4
Ahh, the old reverse Back to the Future. Classic.
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TopicWhy don't you care about poor people?
SideshowBob311
11/30/18 9:04:41 AM
#6
I care about poor people about as much as poor people care about me.
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TopicBrosnan is Best Bond
SideshowBob311
11/28/18 5:58:45 PM
#10
Brosnan had one good movie (Goldeneye) one passable one (Tomorrow Never Dies) and two of the worst Bond movies ever made. Is this a joke?
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TopicWill you be playing Artifact tomorrow? (Valve's TCG)
SideshowBob311
11/28/18 5:56:48 PM
#29
Why would I even consider this garbage when MtG Arena and Hearthstone exist?
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TopicTrevor Noah: The Second Amendment doesn't apply to black men.
SideshowBob311
11/28/18 2:10:48 PM
#136
Also Trevor Noah: "Pay attention to me! Please! Look at the outrageous shit I'm saying! Talk about me!"
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TopicWhat's your favorite beverage?
SideshowBob311
11/24/18 12:08:45 PM
#1
If you have your choice, what are you choosing? - Results (4 votes)
Water
0% (0 votes)
0
Coffee
25% (1 vote)
1
Soda / Pop
25% (1 vote)
1
Beer
25% (1 vote)
1
Tea (iced or hot)
0% (0 votes)
0
Wine
0% (0 votes)
0
Milk
0% (0 votes)
0
Energy / Sports drink
25% (1 vote)
1
Believe it or not, this turned into an argument on Thanksgiving. Provide me some data, people.
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TopicMinute's definitive and objectively correct top 3 list of condiments for fries.
SideshowBob311
11/24/18 12:04:14 PM
#11
Objection. Gravy isn't a condiment. When you put gravy on fries, they turn into poutine, which it's own separate dish.
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TopicMagic the Gathering Thread
SideshowBob311
11/24/18 12:01:25 PM
#263
soulunison2 posted...
M19 rotates into draft next week Im hype


M19 is a good foundation set, but other than that, there's not much there. Playing an M19 only format sounds about as much fun as doing my taxes.
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TopicMagic the Gathering Thread
SideshowBob311
11/16/18 9:58:11 PM
#229
Alpha218 posted...
Really? Most common decks I see usually have white - Selesnya, Boros, WB Vampires or obnoxious lifegain decks


Are you serious? My decks are all over the board (Dimir discard, R/G dinosaurs, Izzet Guttersnipe, B/W vampires) and I'm knee-deep in goddamn merfolk opponents no matter what I play with.
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TopicMagic the Gathering Thread
SideshowBob311
11/15/18 12:30:44 PM
#193
Bad_Mojo posted...
Where are all the fucking X Burn Spells? Where is my Earthquake? Where is my 4 to the creature and 2 to the face Instant? I want my Chandra's Phoenix x4!


It's not QUITE the same, but I built a janky Izzet deck full of guttersnipes, electrostatic fields and Niv Mizzets, then a ton of cheap sorceries/instants. Not the most competitive of things, but fun as hell when it pays off.
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TopicMagic the Gathering Thread
SideshowBob311
11/14/18 10:26:42 PM
#185
Bad_Mojo posted...
When the hell am I going to rank up? Do I have to play Constructed Events to level up my rank? I win most of the time, so I don't know why I haven't yet


Honestly, why do you WANT to level up at this point? There's absolutely no benefit/reward right now. I'd rather stay low level for easier wins as I build up my collection and wildcard reserves.
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TopicMagic the Gathering Thread
SideshowBob311
11/14/18 10:56:04 AM
#169
Is this where I come to say "Fuck anybody who plays that u/w Teferi control deck"?
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TopicI don't understand the military worship in america.
SideshowBob311
11/14/18 12:54:03 AM
#90
Paper_Okami posted...
Seriously what good has the American Military actually done in the past 50 years?

I want a list.

Get that pen and paper ready bootlickers.


Destroyed the Soviet Union by forcing them into an arms race that they could neither afford nor win.
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TopicWashington state passed some rather draconic gun regulation proposals.
SideshowBob311
11/07/18 11:52:58 PM
#40
Damn_Underscore posted...
Literally criminalizing the victims of theft.

Yay progressive gun laws!!


Apparently victim blaming is only awful if you're telling women not to get blackout drunk at parties.
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TopicAnyone here live in Nebraska?
SideshowBob311
11/07/18 11:48:00 PM
#5
People's lives literally revolve around University of Nebraska football. I'm not kidding.

Also, no matter what the locals tell you, do not eat a "runza". It's some local fast food chain's signature item...think "hot pocket stuffed with cabbage and White Castle meat". It's revolting and will do awful things to your stomach/butthole.
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TopicSoonest you've banged a girl from the moment you met her?
SideshowBob311
11/07/18 11:43:46 PM
#16
About two hours. Met her at a frat party and 15 minutes of those two hours were walking back to my apartment.
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