Lurker > Shotgunnova

Oh yeah...Left Alive...

Didn't want to think about that one again, haha.

Haven't played FM since FM4, I think. Always good to see the series still kickin'.

Yeahhhhhh, Chrono Cross.

Futurama's last return didn't generate too many good episodes, so I'm not as excited about this as I am King of the Hill, where the flames of entertainment burn like sweet Lady Propane.

Played through in the original Borderlands 2 and generally enjoyed it. Don't feel like going through again.

The real Black Butler has that crazy dude who attacks with lawnmowers and stuff, lmao.

Actually, Magic Duels is pretty decent and was only getting better until it was unceremoniously screwed over before Hour of Devastation released. It was pulled from Steam, but maybe you can still download it somehow, I dunno. The store was closed, but all the cards were made free to use. (Plus, the cards actually look like cards, so that's another thing it had on Arena, lol.)

Some of the Duels of the Planeswalker games were pretty decent as well, though they were also pulled from Steam. You might be able to find extant keys for purchases, I guess. DOTP 2014 is often hailed as one of the best, although 2015 is the first one to let you make your own decks instead of having a build-around theme. (That appealed to me, but lots of people dumped on 2015 for it, as well as other things that aren't that relevant, like premium cards, etc.)

BuckVanHammer posted...

M. Night Shyamalan stinker inbound.

Everyone wakes up in a different place each time they sleep, but they learn they were eating bread made from walking seeds, and they've been growing stems and pistils and stuff in their sleep, and oh my god what a twist!!!!!

Willow
Highlander
The Thing

HM: Heartbreak Ridge, A Passage to India, The Mission, Escape From NY

Been awhile since I've seen Ladyhawke, so maybe that's in the HM list, too.

Knuckles didn't throw a knuckleball. Missed opportunity.

Nice.

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Prepare to Dl

(that's a lowercase L)

Charlotte Perospero is a huge douchebag everyone hates. He controls liquid candy (?) powers and can do all kinds of annoying stuff with it.

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I love worms, but these are still the best gummis I've ever had:

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Weird flavors you don't usually get, like Asian Mango and Black Currants, make it truly the ultimate.

Grizzly Bear brought a KNIFE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quU_TyL_xc0

Flat-Top Tony and the Purple Canoes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVMpA5W-5l4

Nintendoes what CD-ROM don't.

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I'd rather have played the roller coaster game, but it's PS5-only. =(

DAAAAAAAMN

No one's beating this record-setting six-second 2HKO. That's the kind of roundhouse that puts you in the retirement home.

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Also made a female fighter that's I'm going to do "legit" -- no resetting for injuries and stuff. She's a boxer and sucks at everything right now, haha.

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You could use guns while on rooftops, though, without much problem. I definitely remember fighting those evil monsters that only come out at night up there with other randoms, watching each other's back and blowing 'em to hell and back with shotgun warfare. It's not always optimal, but damn if it wasn't fun(ny).

Wait, there's no guns at all? Or just like the early going in DL1, where they only drop after LV10 or something?

My record for KOs is about 20-25 seconds with some badass head kicks. I have max kick speed/power, plus all the max cardio/health/defense stats. I still don't like grappling, but I have a higher takedown defense (4*) lately, so it's not as big a deal. Knocking out contenders in no time at all is such a good feeling, haha. Don't have any 5* abilities yet, but my basic Roundhouse Kick is getting there.

Goldmember = trash

I feel bad for these instructors on wrestling and jui jitsu, thinking I'm going to show up and do grapples and stuff, when really I'm going to murder them with kicks 'cause my normal instructors keep getting put in the hospital.

Magazine - Philadelphia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnAoBtZScIE

Gotta be one of my favorite songs of all time. Howard Devoto is a sultan in my eyes.

Usually all you need to have a $11.7M cube is a few Black Lotuses.

It was alright.

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Colonel, what's a Mock Turtle doing here?

RISEofCHRISTIAN posted...

[5] Everyone on your block list is UNBLOCKED and you lose blocking privileges forever

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Yeah, the controls seem kind of annoying, but you can change your moves by using shoulder buttons. It's taken forever by just winging it, but I'm starting to learn how to do certain moves whenever I feel like (mirrored controls are still harder...eh well). Overall, the controls have been pretty good. Just sucks that there are "combinations" you can press that don't do much of anything because you haven't learned a move for that slot.

Also, I saw if your stats get damaged, you can repair them for a nominal fee (mine was 2 points or something), so maybe it's not that bad after all. Injured my leg kicking Junior Dos Santos' ass with my roundhouses o' doom.

I'd love to smack Conor Macgregor's gob around, but I guess he's not in this game? Maybe licensing issues.

EDIT: Ohhhh, he's in the lightweight division. Pity.

Also did a title defense where I did such a hard handplant roundhouse, Ngannou's brain went through a Back to the Future portal.

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That's MISTER Tclownbaby to you!

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I'm just gonna hold R1 + L1 and hope for the best since I was born a special child: there's a deadly SCYTHE where my left leg should be. Walt Harris, who called in sick in our first matchup, found that out the hard way, lmao.

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The only penis slider in the game is my kick, 'cause after you get hit by it, all your organs rearrange.

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On KSOT, I'm sure.

Yeah, sometimes you have to change your stance to get your moves to work properly. I'm not that familiar with the control scheme of this series, so it's kind of annoying. It doesn't help that lots of combinations you're button-mashing don't even work until you pay some homies to teach you abilities, haha.

Bestow #4 unto me, comrade.

Zoro's childhood friend who fell down stairs off screen.

I almost used that same billowy beard, but you can't colorize it, so I took it off. It doesn't match Clownbaby's natural hair color. How'd you get the crown already, though? It's a legendary unlockable!

EDIT: Oh, must be a character you used on a different game. T-that's cheating!

I wouldn't mind permanent damage if it didn't come so randomly. Maybe there's an option to turn it off or something somewhere so players don't have to bother with ridiculous injuries before they've even made it big. Some of the "friendly" sparring partners can even mess you up, as seen in that screen above. Dude's trying to teach me a move and he ends up putting me in the hospital for 90 days, lol. Speaking of which, passage of time is real for injury recoveries, so if you want a long-term character, make sure they're as young as possible. I was gonna make a grandpa guy for kicks, but ended up starting at 30 instead.