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GP5: Portal 2

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F-Zero

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I for one am looking forward to "Neo outside the matrix" fighting "Mario without his powerups"

Jill

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hearing people talk about how they did a hundred push-ups today or something usually just makes me feel less confident and motivated, same reason I never wanted to go to a gym

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130, 5'10

up a few pounds, I'm not usually active at all but I've been doing whatever exercise I've felt up for to reach something halfway healthy

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GP4: Portal 2

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remove Pit vs. Dark Pit
add Lilly vs. Shizune

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Kirby: Planet Robobot - P-R-O-G-R-A-M
Alone in the Dark - Who Am I?

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Super Smash Bros

eh

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Hmm yeah, Godzilla

his stronger versions fuck things up just by being there, Ghaleon is going to have a lot more to deal with than an angry dinosaur stomping around firing lasers


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I feel like the instant death spell is the only thing Godzilla might need to be afraid of here as long as we're not randomly sticking him with a weaker version, more details on that would help. what form does the spell take, and is it the kind that does 999999999 damage or the kind that just kills outright

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that makes him sound impressive without saying much about what he can actually do, near godlike is really vague

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KCF0107 posted...

GP3: Celeste

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Breath of the Wild, because I saw this topic and immediately thought of my answer to the last one

I might not think it's the best game of all time or anything but it's still a good game!

my actual answer would be Pokemon Sword and Shield, for somehow defying expectations in a series that's been lowering the bar for the last... seven years, fuck

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don't know if my experience is typical but loading times are pretty all over the place and portable mode crashes a lot

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If Shadow has his guns that's pretty big for him since some of them are homing (the rockets)

not too sure what Kat can do yet though besides gravity

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GP2: Celeste

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does Shadow have super Shadow/hyper Shadow/plus ultra Shadow or whatever

I'm guessing no because this would be a boring stomp if he did but I'd like to be sure

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Breath of the Wild

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I'm not thrilled about it but it's not a fear

Now nonexistence, oh buddy

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Tom Cat vs. Jerry Mouse

I'm upset that I watched this show for like 20 years and didn't think to nominate this

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Other M is decent fun if you can ignore its story, Pokemon just shows its lack of polish and care almost everywhere

no idea about Last of Us, not getting anywhere near that

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Yeah John Wick seems like it's at least... trying to act like it's grounded in reality, Kung Fu Hustle not so much

The Beast

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I really want to vote for The Beast, waiting for John Wick discussion though since google is unhelpful

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I always feel like they aren't interested so I just say 'okay' and deflect to something else

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+10 Celeste
+9 Portal 2
+8 The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
+7 Super Mario Galaxy 2
+6 Mario Kart 8
+5 Super Mario 3D World
+4 Super Mario Odyssey
+3 Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
+2 Rayman Legends
+1 The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

GP1: Celeste

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How long until the heat death of the universe?

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^

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I liked basically everything of Paper Mario I saw besides the battles and the inevitable sidekick that talks too much

Never done any Bakugan anything so not much interest going in to that

this looks like Pokemon Sword/Shield

okay nope

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I wanted to like this game, but that battle system already looks like a chore

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Garfield vs. Mondays
Coffee vs. Tea
Tom Nook vs. Crazy Redd
Mumbo Jumbo vs. Humba Wumba (Banjo-Kazooie)

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just looking at these two I'd peg Death as being more likely to have something that would let him win here, but I really have no clue

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you were expecting a unique answer but it was me, Goomba!

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I'll be honest, I forgot invisibility was even a thing in HP and also I got tired of arguing against miss totally-mid-tier

Change to Quirrell barring an answer to his stealth

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Yeah, instant AoE death kind of changes the game a little bit

Eva McDowell

I'm just imagining someone like Squall or Pit being put up against this character

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They're almost a whole tier apart, you might say!

Even if we give her credit to say that she would be able to dodge the barely visible spell while on her guns-blazing warpath, Quirrell wouldn't go into battle without some kind of trap or ambush ready to give him the time he needs to cast spells. None of Eva's physical abilities matter if her attention is being directed somewhere else.

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Would she be able to defend against it if she didn't know it was coming? Quirrell doesn't need to vocalize his spells, and even if she was able to cast something to defend herself while she was being controlled somehow, he only needs a short window to be able to blow her up, or disintegrate her, turn her into a bird, etc etc

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This is sounding more like a gross mismatch with every new post

would the imperius curse (pretty much mind control) work on her? Even if she was strong willed enough to not do whatever she was told to do she'd still be a sitting duck.

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Harry Potter fanfic

Oh, whew. For a second I thought this was going to be a normal match.

- It's 122 chapters long. Abridged version sounds pretty nice.

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Immune: Super Mario 3D World
Boot: Xenoblade Chronicles

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I thought of Ico, but I meant to think of Shadow of the Colossus

I don't think either of those are it though

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Oh, HIM is a good nomination

great writeups already too

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Jack the Ripper

if that doesn't count as a "character", then Bela Lugosi's Dracula

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Banjos, Jet Force Gemini, Diddy Kong Racing

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Spy vs Spy (Mad Magazine)
Jotaro Kujo vs. DIO
Kaguya vs Mokou (Touhou)

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DKC, nice. looking forward to getting the second game in December!

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Immune: Shovel Knight
Boot: Mario Kart 8

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Red vs. Blue (Pokemon)
The Kid vs. The Guy (I Wanna Be The Guy)
Mario vs. Sonic
Pit vs. Dark Pit (Kid Icarus Uprising)
Thor vs. Loki (Marvel)
Aang vs. Zuko (Avatar)
Link vs. Cloud Strife
Neo vs. Agent Smith
Batman vs. The Joker
The Powerpuff Girls vs. Mojo Jojo
Bugs Bunny vs. Daffy Duck
Sherlock Holmes v. James Moriarty

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unless I missed something D'arby's power was never explained as "his opponent has to do the video game thing" until literally today which left me not knowing what kind of match this was for most of it

and to be honest I still have no idea

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Immune: Hollow Knight
Boot: Xenoblade Chronicles

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