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Prisons are computerized now that require the power grid to be up at all times to keep the baddies incarcerated.

Everybody went to Wal-Mart to loot after Katrina ended the rule of law in New Orleans.

Even New Orleans PD was taking stuff.

If the power fails and the generators don't come on, the electronic locks would set 'em all free, right?

You only have like a year or so to use your gasoline before it expires and becomes unusable and worthless.

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Gonna miss out on seeing all those girls on the beach wearing micro bikinis, G-strings & C-strings.

North Koreans are taught that the grand leader doesn't eat, sleep, peer or poop.

When I became a teen in high school the windmill punch didn't do as well and I got my nose broken in a fight.

As a kid, I never lost a fist fight with my trademark windmill punching.

It's one of those rare films you can watch over and over.

I saw it in the theaters over 20 years ago.

Couldn't wait for the VHS release.



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If the characters are speaking in the game, they still add text at the bottom of the screen...why?

This topic is assuming everyone lives in the United States and recognizes Labor Day as the day we celebrate the working class.

Since no one in 2006 had an HDTV, the on screen text for Dead Rising on 360 was completely unreadable on a standard def television.

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In October.

She pregnant again?

Nerd

Never

Ending

Radical

Dude

My car is so damn old the door handle has rotted off and I need a rope tied to what's left of the handle to open it.

It's like a '96 Toyota Camry.

Mice also love getting in my car to take a dump everywhere and I have to put traps under the seats baited with peanut butter to catch 'em.

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Everybody gets an equal piece of the pie seems like a good idea until it gets manipulated and corrupted.

Those parents must be truly rotten people if the court isn't going to grant them custody of their biological children

How would an eclipse affect some people's internet service?

Switch estimated to be in severe short supply for the holiday season and first half of 2018 as well.

Nintendo is blaming Apple because they're competing with them for the same parts.

Since there won't be any Switches on store shelves this holiday season, it's understandable that they'll buy something else and that probably won't be a PS4 pro.

It won't do ya a damn bit of good having an Xbox One X unless you have a 4K television to show off the minor difference between HD and 4K.

You couldn't be colder if you were at the north pole.

Not even close.

Just for that, you don't get the answer.

Give up?

Q: What's the wettest nation on earth?

You don't need it unless you're mature enough and financially secure enough to handle the consequences.

The purpose for sex is reproduction.

bump

What's all this talk about a once in a lifetime eclipse coming up?

Anybody know?

That canine cutie is the cat's meow!

Got my first porn mag in 1988 when I was 13.

I hid all my dirty mags in my empty Nintendo Action Set retail box.

Eventually mom and dad found it and burned the mags and the box to a crisp.

In my youth, I had to look at nudie mags...internet didn't exist.

If you ever find yourself in a horror movie: don't have premarital sex, don't do drugs, and don't split up.

RIGHT?

Nine months later...what if dat baby be his?

All the great games got pushed back to next year and 2018 is shaping up to be a banner year unlike 2017.

Some people have too much time on their hands and I dedicate this to those individuals.

Nothing besides WWE 2K18

I read on one tombstone: "AS YOU ARE NOW, SO WAS ONCE I. PREPARE TO DIE."

Six is slightly above average..

5 and a half is what most guys are workin' with. LOL

What MPH was his full speed sprint?

I heard every fetus starts out as a girl and either becomes male when a hormone is introduced in the womb or stays female if it isn't introduced.

Maybe one in every 1000 pregnancies the baby becomes both sexes.

It seemed like such a ridiculous concept I never bothered to watch the previous four Sharnado films and won't watch the fifth either.

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How much longer before Best Buy goes the way of Circuit City?

Hillary had a seizure and would later collapse getting in her van, right?.

Why not buy rechargeable batteries?

I haven't needed any new ones for many years now.