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TopicI haven't nutted in months. My only relationship was online. Top that, BlueMonk.
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 1:20:34 PM
#6
TheDogfather posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
That dude had some massive loads.

Were his tainted with a genetic disorder?

He claims he had a secret technique that he wouldn't share because it was his calling card. I think he's been retired for a while now but I'm not sure if he ever gave up his secret.
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TopicI haven't nutted in months. My only relationship was online. Top that, BlueMonk.
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 1:18:18 PM
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TheDogfather posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
when you finally nut do you think it'll be of Peter North proportions?

Depends.

That dude had some massive loads.
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TopicI haven't nutted in months. My only relationship was online. Top that, BlueMonk.
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 1:16:15 PM
#2
when you finally nut do you think it'll be of Peter North proportions?
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TopicWoman being dubbed as SERVICE DOG SALLY after altercation with service dog owner
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 1:15:21 PM
#14
It's pretty easy to spot a fake service dog. Service dogs are usually extremely well behaved and not pulling on the leash and going crazy trying to find attention.
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TopicSo apparently telling someone they suck and to fuck off is flaming.
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 1:07:02 PM
#12
Eh, just let it go. Disputing does absolutely nothing. They won't overturn it even if they're wrong. I've got 15 notifications I haven't even bothered checking lmao.
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TopicWoman being dubbed as SERVICE DOG SALLY after altercation with service dog owner
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 1:01:48 PM
#1
Little girl asked if she could pet the dog and the trainer said no. Mom of daughter goes off.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/angry-mom-confronts-dog-handler-064700272.html
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TopicThat one dickhead with the "FREE HUGS" shirt/sign
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 12:57:13 PM
#13
he's looking for big breasted women
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TopicMatched with a MAGA girl on Tinder
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 12:56:44 PM
#5
Hey baby, wanna run up my wall tonight?

Emphasize the my.
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TopicI've never been to a concert before.
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 12:56:04 PM
#9
iron jojo posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
not really. live music is overrated. studio version is the best because it's the perfect version. on stage live can be full of mistakes.

The energy is not the same. TC you should go to a show at least once.

This can be true. If the band is in their prime the show can be lit and give you chills. Going to see bands that should have called it quits years ago though is depressing. Went to a metallica concert 2 years ago and it was quite sad.
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Topicwhat delicious japanese food should i eat in Japan
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 12:05:31 PM
#4
yakisoba
yakitori
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TopicI hate saying Happy Holidays
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 11:42:28 AM
#3
I just say merry christmas.
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TopicWhy do girls like guys like this?
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 11:37:04 AM
#36
Kolibri X posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
He's not even good looking. But he has the confidence and probably has the bad boy attitude which young girls are attracted to. Most women usually grow out of it by their 30's. They get tired of the drama, the cheating and usually guys like that have crummy jobs. However by the time women hit that maturity they're usually all old and used up and have to take what they can get. And then you have the women who don't grow out of that phase at all lmao.

So good guys get the girl when they're post wall and have been dicked down by 100 bad boys? What a prize.

Yah. Might as well be a bad boy forever. When your girl gets tired of you go out and get new young and dumb girl. Endless cycle!
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TopicOur local weather girl is cute
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 11:36:04 AM
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TopicImagine actually having friends ...
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 11:31:28 AM
#36
I just have a regular pillow. Consider yourself lucky.
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TopicDate abruptly ended when I asked her how many guys shes fucked.
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 11:30:28 AM
#16
SpiralDrift posted...
People with a higher number of sexual partners are more likely to cheat according to various studies.

This may or may not be true but nothing's stopping a ho from saying "I've only been with my one sweetheart all my life and we broke up 5 years ago and I'm just now getting over it."
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Topicdo u smile in public
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 11:27:40 AM
#2
Yes I do it to hide my depression. Then when I get home I cry my eyes out.
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TopicDo you like any women's sports? Women wrestling?
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 11:26:33 AM
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JlM posted...
ColdOne666 posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
Also I agree that women's soccer is 10x better than the men. The men play like you'd think women would play. The women play the game the way it was meant to be played.


Are you insane or just trolling? The best women teams in the world routinely get beat by mens under 18 rep teams. Women arent good at soccer. Its only worth watching if there hot.


Pretty sure he's one of the people that tried to argue that international football is better and more important than club football, so...

Hey, if you enjoy watching guys flop around clutching their ankles more power to you. I ain't gonna stop you from what you enjoy.
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TopicI've never been to a concert before.
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 2:57:29 AM
#3
not really. live music is overrated. studio version is the best because it's the perfect version. on stage live can be full of mistakes.
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TopicGay lesbian tech industry CEO claims she quit due to lack of diversity
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 2:54:22 AM
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I would have kept collecting that ceo salary. Who needs diversity shit. If you want me to go to a meeting full of rich snobby white guys keep signing those paycheques.
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Topic1 in 8 Americans about two years from not having water supply.
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 2:46:34 AM
#34
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Crepes posted...
No one else cares?


I know I don't. 2 years is a giant load of horse shit. It will be a problem one day, but by the time that day comes i'll be too dead to care.


Just fear mongering. Other sources say we are good for years to come. They are planning now for water alternatives in 2040 when it's expected to be more of a serious issue. This is literally the last thing on my mind as a Las Vegan.
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TopicYou're Ames...
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 2:11:51 AM
#3
You're Roberto!
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TopicJust saw Spiderman into the Spiderverse
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 2:07:22 AM
#2
Pretty solid. One thing I didn't like was how Kingpin looked.
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TopicMom Arrested For Leaving Her Kids Found Home Alone Watching the Movie Home Alone
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 2:06:53 AM
#8
how did the neighbor know that there were kids in the house alone
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TopicYour board level determines the number of pizza slices you will eat.
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 2:05:50 AM
#2
Not sure I could do it. I love me some pizza, but in moderation.
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Topicdid you ever wonder...
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 2:04:38 AM
#2
who kisses their 35 year old son goodnight? nobody tucks me in but me! you hear me!
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TopicHey drunks, what's a good hard liquor with the most alcohol content?
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 2:02:41 AM
#4
Mike's Hard Lemonade.
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TopicYour scrotum is currently at the mercy of the man in the room with you
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 2:02:03 AM
#2
sometimes when it's really cold my balls and penis shrink and shrivel to almost nothing. how can you tickle something that's not there.
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TopicDo you like any women's sports? Women wrestling?
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 1:58:53 AM
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Also I agree that women's soccer is 10x better than the men. The men play like you'd think women would play. The women play the game the way it was meant to be played.
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TopicThis girl is 18 years old
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 1:57:45 AM
#11
Are you only counting leap years
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TopicAnybody ever try southern new hampshire university?
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 1:56:56 AM
#9
bump on thoughts of a masters in history. or a bachelors / masters in English. I could always teach at the CC level. This is something that I would do over the course of the next 20ish years though lol. Just to fall back on in my old age. I have a lot of transfer credits but they're mostly crap business classes.
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TopicDo you like any women's sports? Women wrestling?
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 1:52:40 AM
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I could watch women's volleyball all day long. Either gym volleyball or beach.
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TopicHow many new friends did you make dis year ce?
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 1:17:27 AM
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0.
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TopicList healthy foods as part of a balanced diet. So far I got:
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 1:11:34 AM
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big gulps from 7-11
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TopicWhat are some good ps4 online open world games?
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 1:08:53 AM
#3
TheOlJollyRoger posted...
Like red dead redemption

good


Pick one.
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TopicHave you ever dated an ugly person?
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 1:07:27 AM
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I have only dated attractive women. However, some of them were ugly on the inside.

How's that for deep.
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TopicDo you like hot women
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 1:04:00 AM
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cuttin_in_farm posted...
These pics made my smile go away.

okay shawn michaels
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TopicDo you like hot women
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 1:03:24 AM
#3
WaterLink posted...
I prefer em cold. Warm at the most, tbh

What about lukewarm
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TopicDo you like hot women
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 1:02:24 AM
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hot wimmenz - Results (11 votes)
Yes, I love hot wimmenz
81.82% (9 votes)
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No, I am a homosexual
18.18% (2 votes)
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TopicAnime recommendations?
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 12:50:28 AM
#5
dragon ba

less than 75 epsiodes


*leaves topic*
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TopicWhy do girls like guys like this?
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 12:49:14 AM
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He's not even good looking. But he has the confidence and probably has the bad boy attitude which young girls are attracted to. Most women usually grow out of it by their 30's. They get tired of the drama, the cheating and usually guys like that have crummy jobs. However by the time women hit that maturity they're usually all old and used up and have to take what they can get. And then you have the women who don't grow out of that phase at all lmao.
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TopicUndertaker throwing Mankind off the Hell in the Cell still makes me cringe.
SauI_Goodman
12/23/18 12:45:17 AM
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Sabu was a crazy mf'er. Torn his arm open and taped it up...

Don't even look up New Jack intentionally trying to kill somebody. I forgot who it was but he purposely overthrew somebody off a scaffold.
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Topicwhy do scientists think they know what happened better than the Bible does
SauI_Goodman
12/22/18 10:02:54 PM
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there are quite a few christian scientists out there. don't lump them all together.
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TopicUndertaker throwing Mankind off the Hell in the Cell still makes me cringe.
SauI_Goodman
12/22/18 10:01:21 PM
#2
getting slammed onto the thumbtacks is worse. at least you can learn how to fall properly.
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TopicMy dentist called me "my [n-word]" today.
SauI_Goodman
12/22/18 8:54:43 PM
#5
lol either he really talks like that outside of work and he let is slip or he talks like that in his mind and let it slip.
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TopicAnybody ever try southern new hampshire university?
SauI_Goodman
12/22/18 8:46:37 PM
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I have no intention of going for business.
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TopicAnybody ever try southern new hampshire university?
SauI_Goodman
12/22/18 8:46:04 PM
#7
SonyFan462 posted...
Dont major in history

what if I go for a masters.
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TopicAnybody ever try southern new hampshire university?
SauI_Goodman
12/22/18 8:42:46 PM
#5
bump
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TopicIm returning cash I found at a self checkout the morning after
SauI_Goodman
12/22/18 8:38:55 PM
#5
The next time you use the self checkout just drop it into the coupon slot and walk away. Nobody has to know.
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Topic"Stick to posting hot girls." --GregShmedley.
SauI_Goodman
12/22/18 8:38:02 PM
#105
PUkywcB

lol you never see girls like that in the chip aisle. I mean either dressed like that or look like that. Always the tubbies in the chip aisle.
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TopicPost ITT If you're not getting laid tonight
SauI_Goodman
12/22/18 6:38:49 PM
#6
It's always 50-50 when you show up at the bar. Sometimes a beautiful girl sits next to you wanting a drink and other times you go home alone and jack off.
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