Lurker > SantaRPidgey

Also for what its worth: yellow chuchu jelly and shock arrows dont work for that one
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Side note on that; it took every single metal item in my inventory
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Aww yeah cheated at the end of the Gerudo dungeon

http://i.imgur.com/gCQpMLI.jpg

Still not sure how to actually solve that puzzle, but this was 100x more rewarding
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CaptainOfCrush posted...

Its so different from anything else in the series that I have no idea where to rank it.

Like unless something really changes, it'll wind up having the least memorable music and characters (outside of Link who's f***ing incredible here) of any 3D Zelda... but the gameplay might be the best I've ever experienced in my life

Least memorable music i agree with.

Characters are the best since MM imo. Though character profiles using the camera would have helped a lot here.
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you are making me feel bummmed for doing zora first
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I forget his name

I have forgot his name
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AfroSquirrel posted...

All the world's pilots are in on the conspiracy. If any of them try to fly off the edge and expose the truth their families will suffer.

ALL the world's pilots? there has to be millions of them!

Is air traffic control in on this?
are stewardesses too?

like basically is this a conspiriacy everyone is in on except for NBA players?
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It seems like these people make enough money that they could charter their own "flat earth exposition" and go fly around the earth for themselves to find out.
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I still haven't figured out what to do with the rock puzzles where theres a circle of rocks (sometimes with one rock missing?)

Im 100% sure im overthinking it
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So my wife was doing the awful motion control ball maze and I coyly said "theres a trick to this"

so she was like "oh I get it!" and FLUNG the ball out of the maze directly into the goal. First shot.
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foolm0r0n posted...

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/445891/michelle-rhee-washington-school-reforms-improved-teacher-student-outcomes

Oh "improved test scores"

For a second I thought this meant improved education. Improved test scores means education is going down.
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Peridiam posted...

sadly no :(

Ugh the second flaw of the game.
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LOLIAmAnAlt posted...

Just mounted an effing Bear lets go

can you save them in the stable?
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If i had a garbage name like smith or wilson, ye
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I can't believe i missed this topic for so long.this is the sort of thing board 8 was great for, but you see so rarely nowadays.
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It's good to have you back lisel
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ChaosTonyV4 posted...

I didn't end up buying a bow, but it worked out perfectly.

My wife and her dad wanted to go to Sam's Club, so I went with them with the money inside an Xbox headset box I said I was going to return

They went inside, I went and bought it and parked it right next to our car.

I met them in the store, and after we left she saw the Bug next to our car and said "aww that's a cute Beetle"

And I pulled out the keys and said

"You like it? Wanna drive it?"

smooth man, sounds like the stars aligned for you!
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Xiahou Shake posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EvbqxBUG_c

Dunno if it's been posted yet but this is pretty outstanding.

Ohhh man i was wondering if you could make enemies hurt cuccos!

This is a game changer.

Great video btw
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Uglyface2 posted...

I'm fairly confident that not one of you is going to watch that Frontline episode because it's easier to spout off any old bulls*** that comes to you than it is to... what, exactly? Spend an hour learning something? Maybe be able to say something more meaningful than, "Socialize," or, "Free market solution"?

I mean you know frontline is a show known for fear mongering for views right?
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You really need to learn to use context
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Uglyface2 posted...

Do you do that level of research on your physicians now? Would you know how if you had to?

Do you not? Its a person you are literally trusting with your life. Does the socialization of the medical industry make you feel so safe that you dont think you need to check credentials or have any sort of quality test for these people? Do you think the charlatans just disappeared?
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marriage pro-tip

whenever your wife asks where you've been, respond by saying "don't worry about it" with a big smile and give her a wink. Makes you look mysterious and seem like hot property and sounds a lot better than "I fell asleep on the break room couch after work"
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oh yeah I ran into that on accident too! I blew up the tree though, which did kill him
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CaptainOfCrush posted...

Your mechanics spoiler just blew my mind.

THIS. f***ING. GAME.

RIGHT? It happened organically too! I accidentally hit drop instead of remove because I was so frazzled and about to die to an enemy that was WAY over my head.

Then I watched it unfold with wide eyes. Me and my wife both screamed with happiness.
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My one complaint about this game so far:


why the hell can't we take pictures of people??

Why did they make a directory for crap like apples and bananas but not villagers?
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I beat eventide island!

One of the best moments in gaming for me since the storm king in demon souls. Almost everything on the island was capable of one shotting me, and my wife was like "why not just come back when you're stronger"

But because I'm not a huge b**** I got it on my third try. It was great being forced to sneak up on things, being on the brink of death constantly.

Mechanics spoiler:
learning that I can set down metal weapons during a thunderstorm as a lightning rod booby trap was awesome
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You guys know how to spot a korok seed puzzle right? I've noticed theres tons of them around the plains compared to things like treasure
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I'm really really enjoying all of the puzzle temples.

Who ever made these was a genius.

I love solving a puzzle and not being 100% sure that it was the "correct" way to do it.

The motion controls are beyond awful though.
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On the most logical way to get to one of the temples you see the old man in a shack. He teaches you how to cook then
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I got the wolf link amiibo at gamestop the other night, just got to the cuccos.

Going to test the whole "You can bring a boulder from the beginning of the game to the final boss by seeing how far I can carry my cucco around with me.
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no mac version

mean
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SupremeZero posted...

... in what way is that Ditto.

obvs holding metal powder
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