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VioletMassacre posted...

^They were only married from 13 to 15.

way too young

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ziggi
whiskey
schmen
other

place your bets

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Lokarin posted...

Fun fact: Communism in China would have succeeded if they didn't kill 90% of the sparrows

doesnt mean it would have been successful necessarily, they just wouldnt have faced that disaster of a famine

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CaptainStrong posted...

Hey, can I run a bitcoin miner on your computer? It'll only use 5% of the CPU. No? You don't like being leeched off of? Why? You'll only lose some megahertz and some watts.

idgaf

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Krazy_Kirby posted...

tell that to california

different places get different weather

this is why you gotta pay attention in school

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CaptainStrong posted...

Oh, then that makes it okay for things to connect to my network without my consent and leech off my Internet connection.

oh jeez you might lose some kilobytes

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this one is a video not just a still image
https://i.imgur.com/hbLn9Ck.mp4

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and obviously if you wipe out a large portion of animals, thats gonna be pretty devastating to their genepool and biodiversity

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helIy posted...

and no, no one is adding wolf pelts to their collection. they don't get to keep them. they have to give them over to the state.

you think people are actually gonna do that?

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Extraction is that good? I avoided it after I heard what a stinker Blackhat was a few years ago and I figured Hemsworth was starring in mostly stinkers outside of the MCU

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Krazy_Kirby posted...

why pay for someone else?

you dont have to

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Thats a ton of rain but maybe it will drown any vicious wild dogs in the area

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That article is fucking hilarious

They are like a quality version of duckbear

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Too many guns. Too easy to get them.

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All we are is dust in the wind

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Positively information

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FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...

No role playing as the character?

you certainly can as long as you can make it entertaining for viewers

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SirPikachu posted...

It honestly is pointless. Such a miniscule fraction of America's trash goes into the ocean, almost all of it gets buried.

Paper straws are literally nothing but virtue signaling. If you want to make a change, go after the ones actually polluting the ocean like Mexico, China, Indonesia, ECT.

we cant really pressure countries to do shit if we arent trying to do stuff ourselves

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They were always terrible troll havens in my experience

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Hope they enjoy a huge wave of deer popping up all over their state and causing havoc in a couple years

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I hear a lot of ethnic ladies out there dream of landing an exotic white

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I might wear a mask if I go to the movie theater or Walmart. For the most part Ill be happy to not wear one most of the time though

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What are they?

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Nichtcrawler X posted...

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that?

its actually in a big butt and titties

not an eye

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Sarcasthma posted...

CREEDence Clearwater Revival

Hey, hey, yeah, uh

Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me as her body once did
All five horizons revolved around her soul as the earth to the sun
Now the air I tasted and breathed has taken a turn
Mm, and all I taught her was everything
Mm, I know she gave me all that she wore

And now my bitter hands chafe beneath the clouds
Of what was everything
Oh, the pictures have all been washed in black
Tattooed everything

I take a walk outside, I'm surrounded by some kids at play
I can feel their laughter, so why do I sear
Mm, and twisted thoughts that spin 'round my head
I'm spinning, oh, I'm spinning, how quick the sun can drop away

And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass
Of what was everything
All the pictures have all been washed in black
Tattooed everything

All the love gone bad turned my world to black
Tattooed all I see, all that I am, all I'll be, yeah
Mm, mm, ooh

I know someday you'll have a beautiful life
I know you'll be a star in somebody else's sky, but why
Why, why can't it be, oh, can't it be mine?
Ooh, ah yeah, ah, ooh

Doodoo-doo-doo-doodoodoo, doodoo-doo-doo-doodoodoo
Doodoo-doo-doo-doodoodoo, doodoo-doo-doo-doodoodoo
Doodoo-doo-doo-doodoodoo, doodoo-doo-doo-doodoodoo
Doodoo-doo-doo-doodoodoo, doodoo-doo-doo-doodoodoo
Doodoo-doo-doo-doodoodoo, doodoo-doo-doo-doodoodoo
Doodoo-doo-doo-doodoodoo, doodoo-doo-doo-doodoodoo
Doodoo-doo-doo-doodoodoo, doodoo-doo-doo-doodoodoo
Doodoo-doo-doo-doodoodoo, doodoo-doo-doo-doodoodoo
Doodoo-doo-doo-doodoodoo, doodoo-doo-doo-doodoodoo
Doodoo-doo-doo-doodoodoo, ooh ooh ooh
Doodoo-doo-doo-doodoodoo, ooh

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Far-Queue posted...

So I played that song and my one year-old started dancing. Which for him is basically standing and wiggling a little.

you gotta get him to a church quick!

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I like this one a bunch and it makes me feel old as hell. Like an old man that really liked Foo Fighters in the 90s or something

https://youtu.be/gNi_6U5Pm_o

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Okay but the remaining whites better really step it up with their whitatude

I wanna see skateboards and people eating at the Olive Garden

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Creed


Creed


Creed


Creed


Creed



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keyblader1985 posted...

https://i.imgur.com/kuplW0m.gifv

that is a very stressful gif

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MICHALECOLE posted...

Use a piece of toilet paper and lift the seat you piece of trash. You cant pee through the hole. You will drip piss on the seat. Somebody will sit on it.

I can absolutely pee through the hole

my stream is so channeled it can slice sheet metal

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Most old games pretty much suck -Anne Frank

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If its been more than an hour and a half of you just waiting Id hit your call light and just ask to speak to your nurse to see whats up

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faramir77 posted...

Oh man, what are we going to do without plastic straws?! If only there was some way to get a liquid from a cup into your mouth

telekinetic helmets

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MICHALECOLE posted...

But why are you pissing without lifting the seat in the first place? I just dont get it

I dont want to touch a toilet seat, I can just pee through the hole

or better yet sit down and fart around on my phone, my wiener knows what to do

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Why the fuck does this same topic pop up every damn week in slightly different variations its fucking gross and way too many grown ass men are spending way too much time pondering this skeevy shit

Mead out

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Of those listed I have seen Bird Box and Army of the Dead. Both movies were a solid 7/10 for me but I think I liked Bird Box more.

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Ted Nugent: Hold my beer

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Shit dude I didnt realize you were in the hospital. Sorry I was such a dick to you yesterday. I was in a shitty mood all around but you didnt deserve that.

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Still Alive Woman Has Privacy Disregarded Entirely

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adjl posted...

You can, however, go get some drugs from the drug dispensing robot, provided you aren't asking for more than is available.

I gotta start following that robot on twitter

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Last time I was at Disneyland I got a coke ICEE with Jack Daniels mixed into it and it was so freaking good. It even came from this fancy ICEE machine that was all sleek and black and totally not just another ICEE machine underneath

I know that isnt scotch but this reminded me of it

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adjl posted...

Or just abolish money entirely and let a global resource distribution AI distribute goods and services as required.

I cant buy drugs with that

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