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go fash no cash

AOC: stop it!
dictators: yea, ok. goddamn.

died on the 7th boss. the wall :/

blind was 140,000 and i topped 100k at the end of 7th ante (which is usually the points required to win the 8th boss blind) so it still feels like a good run

had:
+40 chips if pair
+8 mult if a pair
supernova (increasing +1 mult for every hand type--i spammed pair)
square joker (SSS tier)
a negative +1 hand joker

then i had even steven, which was awesome, swapped it for the steel multiplier joker, which was even better.

but i couldnt clear the wall.

thats awesome!^

i just had my 4th win (on easy stakes, but i just got the game last night).

cleared the red, blue, green, and yellow decks.

my last build was smeared joker again, with banner (+120 chips if i dont discard), the increasingly +1 mult for flushes, a +mult holo flush joker, and a progressive card that gave +1 increasing mult if i play a hand (-1 if i discard). i also had the voucher that gave me jupiter in every celestial pack, and an extra hand voucher.

i had to sell a card on the last boss tho, so i couldn't make it in endless.

gonna try the abandoned deck now it starts with no face cards! so im going to go for straights

they have no idea how to make AI

LLMs are a grift. they provide minor amusement at best--more often they are either 1) plain wrong 2) weirdly censored by bigtech 3) bad at writing 4) boring 5) hyperconventional 6) vague 7) smug 8) all of the above

nah. run it into the ground or break it

ItsNotA2Mer posted...

Derp. Some people can't drink milk.

oat milk
cashew milk
almond milk
soy milk

never answer. no matter what.

set the cellphone to airplane mode right out of the box.

never turn it off and never look back.

never deal with an annoying upgrade, notification, phone call, or text message ever again

put final fantasy 13 in this category

also "royal flush" isn't a separate hand than straight flush, it's just the strongest hand.

I haven't gotten a 5oak in Balatro yet, but it's obviously possible. IDK if it's coded into the game or not. One would assume so...

Balatro is "8-card draw." You get 8 card, can discard up to 5 at a time, and try to make hands of 5 (under normal conditions). In terms of poker it's extremely generous. The most popular way to play poker for real, gives you 2 card, no discard, and 5 cards you have to share! so this is much nicer. poker fans should also like it cause you'll get full houses and stuff all the time.

if you came here looking for the science answer:

light is made of photons, which are currently thought of as an elementary particle that has (almost) no mass at all. light in all forms is a type of radiation, and it's wavelength determines it's color, etc. photons are also a type of boson.

photons are the carrier of the force we call "electromagnatism"

Smackems posted...

Clod is a virgin

tell that to the Italian senate

i take the money and then i use transportation anyway.

you cant touch me, im rich.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f087a68a.jpg

That's how you play poker. Different variations have different rules for how you make the 5-card hand, but they all rely on these exact hands. It's all based on statistics, and well-balanced so the more valuable hands are rarer. If you are just learning, pay attention to the rank of 3oak vs 2-pair. 3oak is actually stronger! Also a flush is stronger than a straight (most people assume it would be the inverse).

Tyranthraxus posted...

That's another thing I don't understand, are these jokers actually part of your deck or are they just always around? What even is your deck? Is it just French cards or do other things go in there? Like can I build a deck entirely of diamonds or do I have to just use the 52 and modify it during play with jokers?

The jokers are big buffs, like major items you'd find in a roguelike.

You start with a standard poker deck (52 cards) but can add and remove cards, as well as add buffs to cards (like enchanting an item). You might slap a "red seal" on your Ace of Clubs, now your Ace of Clubs will trigger twice in scoring!

Scoring is like Tony Hawk (and that's a good thing)

You have "chips" which are points. Every normal card gives it's value. Buffs can give cards crazy +30 chips and stuff.

Then you have "mult" which is a multiplier.

Finally, "XMULT" which multiplies the multiplier (and so you should score these cards last if possible, which it always is for the most part).

To do really well you need to raise all three of these stats, using jokers that synergize and smart shopping between rounds.

I just won my last run, for example with a joker that counted all black cards as one suit, as well as all red cards. So I could make a flush with hearts+diamonds or spades+clubs. It was awesome!

I had another card that added MULT for the number of times I had played that type of poker hand, so every hand I played a flush and every hand it increased by +1.

My XMULT card got slightly stronger everytime I added a card to my deck. I had like X8 by the end, which was insane. I added any card I could find, and so I had like 80 cards by the end.

Finally I used my other slots for okay card that mostly just gave "chips" so that when everything was multiplied it would be a big number.

ultimately were completely fucked by media moguls and tech bros it seems.

i thought that james bond villian who wanted to control the news was stupid, but they were on to something

to be fair the systemic injustices also give them a leg down as well.

white privledge doesn't pay for free healthcare, rent, or tuition. theyll own the libs until they, and everyone else is homeless.

they perceive a current advantage, but they'd be better off with equality, just like everyone else

edit: generational wealth, a form of white privilege can obviously pay for those things.

Life Hack:

pay attention to whatever you are currently doing.

im pretty sure becoming an ordained minister is easier than registering for gamefaqs.gamespot.femdom.com

so you can actually laugh at it cause otherwise it'd be depressing af

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2379780/Balatro/

it's friday, bruv. treat yoself.

it was the short bus

Tifa
Aeris
Lara Croft
Magilou

i think the rock has delusions about an oval office

All charges are dropped.

Robot2600 posted...

this is bullshit. some of them are bi.

Crimsoness posted...

I'm only 50% lesbian

see, exactly

Maze_ posted...

There's about a dozen or so women who post on CE

And they're all lesbians for some reason

this is bullshit. some of them are bi.

i feel like this need the persona 5 battle music memed into it

illegal bill, as the article states. there is a federal law against this already on the books.

drugs get less effective if old, everyone knows this. you think a pill from the 90s will still work? no it's sugar by now

the complicated molecules often have a half-life of only a few years. they decay through radiation. most things are a tiny bit radioactive.

muscle relaxers from 2021 are likely still extremely potent.

probably wanna hit the treads at an 8 or a 9 for 60 minutes then do some backlift, few hundred pound, bench some cinderblocks, twist awkwardly and practice kamehamehas with 50 pound weights in each hand

might as well exercise and get buff like a ninja

yes

seems too sexual. guys. this is a video game website.

posting in legendary topic

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_Man_(film)

trailer gives john wick vibes

saw an ad for it on twitch. gonna see it i think.

PowerOats posted...

Racecar PC?

cause it's so fast

mario, zelda, final fantasy

lol wasted money on that phone.

potato phone and racecar PC

this is the way

there's a timeline in which even mentioning the existence of the konami code gets you banned for cheating

Zikten posted...

Revolution probably would have been the better name. Especially when you think about the motion controls

no they fucking killed it with the name.

shit sounded terrible at first, but was completely natural by the end of it.

only 1 syllable. think of all the time they saved us.

10/10--surprising at first but quickly normalize. would keep in a custom timeline. top tier brand name.

not multiplayer cheating, no. single player modding and cheating go crazy

edit: obviously you could complain about other people cheating, i mean you cant share multiplayer cheating software and also if you cheat at online games you are not fully human

He gives a few lectures then ascends into heaven.

whyyyyyyyyy

what in the actual fuck is this topic.

also, quake 2.

also, what in the fuck. just play valorant, it's free.

based president aoc

high-waisted pants are for old ppl