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_AdjI_ posted...

Police nabbed my dad

What'd he do? I never understood that song.
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It's raining where I live and I am in bed reading. I have no intentions of doing anything important today except cleaning up a bit. And yoga. And my protein shake.

My resolution for 2019 is to be ultra hipster. Just kidding, this is what I normally do. I'm already there, mates.
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I don't understand the shame in putting money toward a "FTP" if it's a game you really enjoy playing.

I pre-purchase Hearthstone bundles because it's one of my favorite casual pick up games, AND I can play on my work breaks.

I put $150 toward it every year, which really isn't excessive in my budget all things considered. I don't watch TV, enjoy going to the library a lot, and my wife and I both play it... so actually $300 goes toward it annually, I guess. But it's a fun thing we both take advantage of every day.
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Yellow posted...

I tried Linux as my main computer. I lasted about a week.

I don't know if it's the os that I don't like as much as it is no one makes graphic installers for Linux. It's all about that stupid terminal.

Are you... bash-ing Linux...?
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I'd save my favorite pipe.

Bongs I don't care so much for, but I have a strange attraction to this one really pretty emerald pipe I have. I'd be sad if I lost it.
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JimCarrysToe posted...

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That's awesome!
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Muffinz0rz posted...

For the purposes of this scenario, there are no other loopholes or situations that somehow allow you to miraculously save both.

Johnny Eagle posted...

The baby, since I don't have a dog

There's always that one guy.

What a horrible scenario on all accounts...

The fucking civil part of me says the baby, but the thought of seeing my dog-- my best friend-- perish in flames in my mind for the rest of my life would make me want to commit suicide like nothing else. Like I hope that this paragraph isn't mod worthy, the feeling would be so intense, but there's no other way to describe it.

Then there's the fact that humans would have much longer to have to grieve and have an even wider spectrum of psychological sadness to deal with (sorry doggos, this is true; I am not comparing this to emotional sadness though, which is different). I would hear the wails of an infant in my nightmares every night, feeling the pain of the parents due to my inacti--

*Rereads parents have passed out*

I'LL SAVE YOU BOY, THEY'LL BE OKAY! THEY'RE IN HEAVEN, BUDDY YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!! *Cries tears of joy as the building burns*
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Bump
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What kind of humor is it? I'm one of those "judge a book by the cover" guys and while I don't immediately write stuff off, it might mean I'm missing out on a gem sometimes.
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Years ago I used to criticize Hearthstone all the time for RNG card effects.

But then I got around to thinking... hey, that can make for some pretty funny outcomes in games. This is fun! Psh, like I'd ever be playing this competitively anyway.

I got my first pretty decent phone earlier in 2018, and ever since then, I've been picking up Hearthstone every day. I even get to play on my lunch breaks.

Kinda curious what others go to for fun on this board.
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NightMareBunny posted...

it's not outrage it's just confusion and clear laziness from sprite...

The fact that you're talking about it means it was a successful ad.
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~$60
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Aculo posted...

FinalFantasyVII posted...

Cheese is fermented cow puss

tf is wrong with you

I think he's referring to the fact that the dairy industry overall has really low standards for what is able to get passed to the market. There's documentaries that show puss getting into the product and no one gives a shit, cause cheese.
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DirtBasedSoap posted...

California is ass

Ftfy
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I'm 5'9" with an 8 inch JJsub
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wwinterj25 posted...

Entity13 posted...

And then, when PS5 is finally announced, Sony and SE will both be like "Oh yeah, FFVII Remake is coming soon on PS5."

Probably. Won't be out until at least PS7 though.

PS7
FFVII

Dear god. I can't listen to the fans bitch for that much longer.
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Locke90 posted...

RedPixel posted...

minervo posted...

GanglyKhan posted...

No, my parents were smart.

lol if you don't beat your kids for misbehaving, the world will do it for you.

I think that's a really old way of thinking. There are plenty of ways to nurture kids into the way of the fucked up world without your kid getting beaten. Personal opinion.

Dude kids are getting away with too much today than when i was a kid 25 years ago.

Lazy/bad parenting and child rearing are not mutually exclusive though.
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minervo posted...

GanglyKhan posted...

No, my parents were smart.

lol if you don't beat your kids for misbehaving, the world will do it for you.

I think that's a really old way of thinking. There are plenty of ways to nurture kids into the way of the fucked up world without your kid getting beaten. Personal opinion.
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shadowsword87 posted...

87% of all statistics are made up on the spot you know.

Close. Actually 86%
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Smoking weed is the best if you're on a hike or writing music, and you don't want the "feel lazy" or "need food" side effects.

Smoking weed and rock climbing... Woooo boy. My god. Nothing gives you a rush of life quite like the feeling of losing it if you fall.

I personally enjoy it, cause whenever I remember I might die, I realize I wouldn't have to work anymore. (KIDDING.)
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Hey TC, all sarcasm aside for a minute-- may I suggest something genuinely practical?

Meditation. I do it too, I'm really not trying to be a smart ass. It helps me deal with work/life situations.

I used to lash out at the world around me (in my head) and one day I just kinda realized how pointless and miserable it is to live moments of my life that way. I even did it to this board sometimes, almost like an unintentional outlet for personal frustrations.

I won't preach. Just a suggestion.
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Lokarin posted...

Jesus had a SWORD

https://me.me/i/tell-them-about-that-one-time-i-fought-the-dragon-8ac62b12bfda46d885b5d3f0fdad02d8
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solid_kush posted...

I always hated when I would trick or treat as a kid and Id see them whip out the freakin candy corn bag. Likely why?!!! Nobody likes those! How is that company still in business making those abominations?!!

Thank you. Just thank you. It's like eating plastic.
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It's really sad that people are still hung up on race. Period.
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The president's not the problem.
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I don't feel like a millenial... not the ones people make fun of, anyway. 1993. Never felt entitled, I always felt awkward receiving stuff without working for it.
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1,000+ hours of sprinting in MW2 broke the analog sprint "click" on two of my 360 controllers
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-Komaiko54- posted...

RedPixel posted...

-Komaiko54- posted...

unknowingly committed a hit and run

You probably shouldn't be on the road in the first place if you're not even aware you HIT a car.

I meant I hit a car and drove away. I didn't know you're supposed to stay and leave information

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-Komaiko54- posted...

unknowingly committed a hit and run

You probably shouldn't be on the road in the first place if you're not even aware you HIT a car.
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Had a sleepover/movie night and drinks with some girls upstairs in my apartment complex when I was in college--

Their gay friend climbed up the ultra-sturdy gutter and into their 2nd floor balcony pounding on the door, crying cause he lost and keys and thinks he's pregnant from taking it up the ass. (Not trying to be crude, he just legitimately thought 2 guys could conceive...?)

Not even kidding. Can't make this shit up.
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SadFAQs requires you to put spoiler tags on Spongebob episodes. Lmao
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If at first you don't succeed, hit the reset button
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known2FAIL posted...

Touch posted...

I saw a clip on FB. Apparently there was a 6 year time leap? And Judith is like...10 or something now. Anyways, the girl who isn't deaf out of the four survivors being brought to Alexandria, I could swear she's a porn star lol. She goes by Andria and Tigerlily on cam sites

10 years later and nothing major changes? God I'm glad I dropped that show during season 3. What a colossal waste of time. Just kill everyone off and end the show

Its pretty tragic that it ended up as bad as it did, because the comic is STILL fucking awesome and Andrew Lincoln carried the hell out of that show.
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Those SJWs probably can't shoot worth a shit.

Let me log into Linux Kali and shut down their communication systems and they're fucked.

We have the technology.
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I honestly thought this topic was going to reference the other Mr. Game and Watch racist topic.
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LinkPizza posted...

Revelation34 posted...

Oreo flavored Oreos?

Sounds like a plan...

Holy shit... gotta try that stoned. Oreo has discovered taste recursion.
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GanonsSpirit posted...

He has a narrow urethra.

BWaHhWaAAaaWWAAHhwWWHAAAaaAAAAHH!
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I heard my papaw say it MAY-SHUR, but he legitimately grew up on a farm as a first generation American.

He is the only exception. Everyone I know says it MEH-SHUR.
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Oops_All_Berrys posted...

You could overdose on the marijuana and die before even going in you dummy

Shit
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Doctor Foxx posted...

Don't combine cannabis and dental anesthetic

And disclose to them that you did smoke if you do it

Yeah it seemed awful to try. Was secretly hoping a dentist lurking the board would say it'd be fine lol. I was gonna tell him I smoked a heavy cigar last weekend. Most of what I smoked was technically vapor.
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Mead posted...

Not smart depending on what theyre gonna give you for pain

If theyre gonna put you under for the procedure then smoking weed beforehand could potentially be dangerous

That's my concern too. Not worth the risk in my opinion.

Edit: Think I'd be good if the last time I did was yesterday?
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SpeedDemon20 posted...

I wish I were still into Pokemon because Pokemon Let's Go is coming out next week. But I kinda got tired of it after Sun and Moon, which makes me a little sad honestly

Sun and Moon were repetitive as fuck and the Ultra content should have been included in the first Sun/Moon games. I love Pokemon and couldn't even make it through the sequels because it was so dull running through it again.

Let's Go! is a total cash grab, you're not missing out.
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Inb4 "smoking is bad for you anyway" or "you'll die" or "you'll get herpes" or bullshitFAQs answers, please.

Yes. I know. I don't smoke cigarettes though, so I'm content with my decisions.

My instructions only discuss not smoking post op, but I was really hoping to get one last joint in before not being able to smoke for a couple of weeks. Gotta lay down some vocal tracks in my music. It helps me get in the zone
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It's pronounced LEV-EE OooOHHH SUHHHHHH

UHHHH
AHHHH
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Cheesus Christ, another repeat topic.
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Dwight, get out of my nook!
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Does road head count? Not sure that's public, but the cop I passed shortly after I finished probably wouldn't have approved.

Not one of the smartest things I've done... lol
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Dude... I hear you. Getting my wisdom teeth out tomorrow, so I am BEING FORCED to not smoke or risk gum disease a thousand-fold LOL.

Saving my next joint for Thanksgiving at my in-laws. Perfect time to chill out while I have to put up with the idiocy of my brother in law.
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Fuck the Biolizard!


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