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| Topic | CE Word of the day - pinnacle |
| R1masher 07/18/20 11:06:50 AM #3 | pinochle --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | The Poetry topic |
| R1masher 07/18/20 3:32:26 AM #6 | An abacus Mathematical Rhyming scrub king all natural Biting and frightening, the writing is tightening, its Magical I'm owning zoning and crushing your Clavicle Clutching a quill and dubstepping Grammatical Crushing your Vaginal got me Misspelling like an aminal... Im not a botanist Drawing blood like a phlebotomists More of a magician Adding up metres without addition A dictionary defining a mathematicians contradiction Im not the pale writer on a horse of death Breathing and heaving Spitting fiery breath --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | The Poetry topic |
| R1masher 07/18/20 3:29:15 AM #5 | The hangmans on the loose The hangmans on a spree The hangmans noose has a stranglehold on me Strung up gagged and bound No one hears my pleas My body makes no sound Left swinging in the breeze From the gallows pole everyone can see theres no shallow hole or epitaph for me I got the mash queued when I spawn Invading with a raw infused lexicon There's a statue of me in the Pantheon Towering above you as I babble on sentences run on and on run like an impromptu marathon Rhyming terrifying implying Im a lyrical Genghis Khan On high, the paragon phenomenon My soul bears the mark of the R1 automaton R1s metaphorically written Like a simile exposition More defining than the definition Spitting with a speech impediment Tongue tied measurements an eloquent white elephant I'm PROFANE capitalized Right brain Canonized I'm the wizard that turned words into a blizzard and left you crystallized The ashen 1 that still invades Praise the sun as the fire fades Blood ring rolling Backstabbed colon: Did you feel the steel plunging in? --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | Chrissy Teigen deletes thousands of tweets after being accused of illuminati |
| R1masher 07/17/20 11:33:16 PM #57 | Im taking her cue and deleting 60,001 --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | I ruined the Pizza Party for everyone. I'm so sorry |
| R1masher 07/17/20 10:40:37 PM #3 | Did you call it za? --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | Can you crack your own back? |
| R1masher 07/17/20 10:39:55 PM #10 | Only when I try to get my junk in my mouth --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | What's your favorite Steve Martin movie? |
| R1masher 07/17/20 10:36:20 PM #19 | Hes pretty terrible, but the one that was like a spoof of goodfellas --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | Pence's Chief of Staff under investigation over 'Conflicts of Interest' |
| R1masher 07/17/20 8:57:05 PM #3 | eww, why you giving me homework --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | Non white students will go to first then whites go later due to Covid (Fox News) |
| R1masher 07/17/20 8:52:36 PM #5 | Good, that seems really wrong --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | i haven't visited this board since 2009, wut i miss |
| R1masher 07/17/20 8:50:54 PM #40 | Cmon stay, we can form an alliance and take down the regime... we can be mods with bods --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | Non white students will go to first then whites go later due to Covid (Fox News) |
| R1masher 07/17/20 8:48:25 PM #3 | Walking point in the minefield... --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | i haven't visited this board since 2009, wut i miss |
| R1masher 07/17/20 8:45:12 PM #37 | Velvet_Prince posted... i need a sig you dont, but thats perfect --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | The best thing I can tell is a girl is tell her she is loved. |
| R1masher 07/17/20 8:42:17 PM #5 | ReggieBush09 posted... huh? grammar hammer, get smacked --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | Have you been saved? |
| R1masher 07/17/20 8:40:53 PM #8 | Saved, Sanctified, Holy Ghost filled, fire baptized --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | The best thing I can tell is a girl is tell her she is loved. |
| R1masher 07/17/20 8:39:31 PM #2 | How can you tell is a girl a girl? --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | Karma x your Level ÷ AMP = Stimulus Check |
| R1masher 07/17/20 8:36:59 PM #69 | 2223 x one hundred million dollars im no botanist --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | what's the lowest rating you'd give to a girl you've banged? |
| R1masher 07/17/20 8:00:25 PM #3 | A big fat zero, she looked like a pale white vw bug laying on the bed --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | Take a photo of yourself right now and post it ITT |
| R1masher 07/17/20 7:42:06 PM #85 | Zodd3224 posted... I'd hit it yeah, you need to get even... --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | Take a photo of yourself right now and post it ITT |
| R1masher 07/17/20 6:35:30 PM #78 | Bro, thats me with a girl filter, if anything shes handsome --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | I spotted The Doge |
| R1masher 07/17/20 6:33:22 PM #6 | Is that naked guy wearing a raincoat? --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | Heal my back please CE |
| R1masher 07/17/20 6:31:53 PM #2 | Hang upside down like Batman --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | After what age should it be illegal to date a 18 years old? |
| R1masher 07/17/20 2:13:19 PM #2 | 16 --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | Just a reminder. Trump labeled ANTIFA a terrorist organization. |
| R1masher 07/17/20 2:12:07 PM #3 | You can just be subversive and still be a terrorist organization, you dont have to kill a lot of people --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | A Detailed Map of Who Is Wearing Masks in the U.S. |
| R1masher 07/17/20 2:04:37 PM #4 | Looks like someone open a can of beets on a map --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | Glass is a bad movie |
| R1masher 07/17/20 2:02:30 PM #4 | I liked unbreakable tho --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | Getting a third cat, feeling kind of nervous |
| R1masher 07/17/20 1:59:40 PM #3 | Rescue? Is it being held hostage? --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | Take a photo of yourself right now and post it ITT |
| R1masher 07/17/20 1:37:08 PM #74 | Turns out Id be a plain Jane  --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | Kylie Jenner faces backlash over daughter's $1,180 Louis Vuitton bag |
| R1masher 07/17/20 1:33:03 PM #5 | This reminds me of the Ellen/Rolex 2019 fiasco --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | Is it gay that a straight guy wants to try out the D? |
| R1masher 07/17/20 1:14:50 PM #28 | Next youre gonna say jacking one is gay --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | What's the point of opening schools in September? |
| R1masher 07/17/20 1:08:25 PM #3 | Ever been to a zoo? --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | Which head/face did you see first? |
| R1masher 07/17/20 1:05:44 PM #7 | The white and gold one --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | Why do unfunny people constantly try to be funny? Like everything outta them has |
| R1masher 07/17/20 1:04:02 PM #19 | If you dont like my sense of humor please tell me so I can laugh at you --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | I think I'm just gonna keep wearing a mask forever. |
| R1masher 07/17/20 12:48:46 PM #3 | Even when you go swimming? --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | "All poopoo times are peepee times, |
| R1masher 07/17/20 12:41:50 PM #3 | 50% of fart times are peed a little times #pinchthehead --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | What's the alternative to Manscape razors? |
| R1masher 07/17/20 12:40:29 PM #6 | Bic lighter --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | Why do unfunny people constantly try to be funny? Like everything outta them has |
| R1masher 07/17/20 12:14:48 PM #8 | Is this satire? --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | According to some "people" here, I'm a Trump supporter |
| R1masher 07/17/20 12:14:00 PM #3 | It doesnt matter what people think of you unless it effects your livelihood --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | Why did the game industry come together and decide to... |
| R1masher 07/17/20 11:54:34 AM #3 | When peoples attention couldnt be held for longer than two seconds --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | So, Can Americans buy Cuban cigars now? |
| R1masher 07/17/20 11:51:27 AM #5 | this isnt really about cigars @Freud --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | How many people have to die for something to be a genocide? |
| R1masher 07/17/20 11:48:31 AM #7 | Lets look at your numbers, where you at? --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | I finally got a roller for j's |
| R1masher 07/17/20 11:46:30 AM #5 | Doing it by hand is part of the ritual --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | Masters of Sex was a completely fictional, but interesting show based on |
| R1masher 07/17/20 11:41:40 AM #2 | And? --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | Which Vegas hotel is better, Aria or Bellagio? |
| R1masher 07/17/20 11:35:37 AM #28 | Is this dialogue from American psycho? --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | CE Word of the day - ideology |
| R1masher 07/17/20 11:26:17 AM #2 | I knew a girl named Heidi Ollagee... no I didnt --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | What's a reasonable allowance for a 7 year old? |
| R1masher 07/17/20 11:22:30 AM #16 | Food and shelter --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | Nepotism isn't always bad. |
| R1masher 07/17/20 11:20:46 AM #4 | Idk what youre talking about, but sure nepotism is not always bad if you get something you want out of it... but its bad when the bosses son gets the job instead of me --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | i haven't visited this board since 2009, wut i miss |
| R1masher 07/17/20 11:12:35 AM #22 | Idk, gtfo --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | Are you happy with your penis? |
| R1masher 07/17/20 11:11:06 AM #4 | Yes, but Im a little disappointed in my balls, those motherfuckers couldnt give me a son @threegirls --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
| Topic | Buffy the Vampire Slayer (The Movie) was pretty damn good. |
| R1masher 07/17/20 11:08:51 AM #15 | The game (based on the show)) on original Xbox was pretty good too... --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 |
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