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SunWuKung420 posted...

Lol. TC abandoned thread immediately.

Y'all been trolled.

Being trolled would require my feathers getting ruffled. This was just funny. But yeah I'm pretty sure it's a joke topic

LinkPizza posted...

People seem to hate kids or something. Personally, I've never really wanted kids, but I don't think having a kid is deal breaker. Especially if you're just dating... Though, the grieving period is definitely different for everyone. Getting closer to her depends on how close you already are. Hard to tell...

Having one kid isnt a big deal but more than that and I think it would be for me

Lol going for the death rebound eh?

rogerskg1979 posted...

EvilMegas posted...

The fat guy is the best guy. I forget his name.

The accountant, Kevin?

Has to be. Stanley is the most annoying so it couldn't be him

Fart a lot and then go back to sleep for about 30 minutes and then get up and pee

dainkinkaide posted...

GrimCyclone posted...

It comes down to me basically asking what you think is worse:

A pedophile or a racist. If you say racist then youre wrong and people get to stare and point at you. But here on the Twilight Zone, maybe its not that clear cut.

That's disingenuous bullshit, my dude.

Pedophilic jokes are not pedophilia, but racist jokes are racism.

Lol what? You sound like a parody of an sjw but I'm pretty sure you're serious.

Jupiter. I actually find it hilarious that something like toilet paper outdoes a goddamn gigantic ancient gas planet with epic storms and a bunch of moons

I usually sleep in just my undies but generally after banging I just sleep nude

FatalAccident posted...

Dwight counts as management right?

Naw he just thinks he is. He's always the top salesman though

faramir77 posted...

Imagine acting like that at 24 years old.

Idk a LOT of 24 year olds are dumb as fuck

Haha yeah that dude is hilarious. I've enjoyed all his videos

What a tweest

GanglyKhan posted...

OhhhJa posted...

Most people dont have major life events happen once every few months

I don't believe that it's what you do, but what you take away from it and how you relive that while talking about it. Many people are into some otherwise mundane stuff, but for them, it's awesome. Likewise, there's this asshat I know that's always flying all around the globe and the way they talk about stuff they've done makes it sound so lame. Breakfast in Paris is still breakfast, my dude. It's just another bigass stinky city.

This is kinda true. Some people are super passionate about stuff that just isnt that cool lol. But that also doesn't necessarily make it interesting to the other person

Or maybe just socially awkward

I think anyone who isnt super wealthy is gonna have a fairly generic response when asked about the last couple months barring some major life event or out of the country vacation. Not that I dont go out and do things... I try to go and do something fun with friends, the gf, or both at least once or twice a week but even that most of the time isnt something you mention when someone asks what you've been up to the past couple months. At most it would be a passing comment like "saw a movie" or "went out to a pretty good restaurant" or "saw a band I like."

Most people dont have major life events happen once every few months

Jen0125 posted...

SmokeMassTree posted...

Jen0125 posted...

I wouldn't have guessed she was a heroin user based on her appearance to be quite honest.

Millions of people use heroin daily. They just get it in pill form from a doctor.

That's.. Not heroin.

If its pain medication then it basically is since they're morphine based. Benzos aren't much better either though

Teeth posted...

OhhhJa posted...

She is thick af now

yeah, she's pregnant

but i love the fact that she posted images of her in a bathing suit and told body shamers to kiss her ass

<3 hilary duff

Yeah j dont think I've seen any recent pics so I was just judging by pics from probably a year or more ago

Super_Thug44 posted...

Teeth posted...

yeah but look at hilary duff

i do more than just look at her. she's a hot ass milf with curves.

time to unzip

She is thick af now

Revelation34 posted...

FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...

Zeus actin blas bout a subject he knows zilch about. Shocking y'all!

You're right. Nobody who is in the music industry has ever ODed on anything ever.

That's guy's a weirdo who's obsessed with Zeus and to a much lesser degree me

Aculo posted...

i don't like budweiser, and nine times out of ten when a craft beer sells out to a major distributor, the beer suffers. it's ok if you want to put me on ignore. i'd put me on ignore as well if i had no clue what i was talking about, ok?

Maybe but wicked weed sold to Budweiser and their beer is still really good

Foppe posted...

The problem is that people seems to believe that you can just stick it in.
You need to prepare the hole and use lube, especially if he/she have never done it before.

I dont think anyone who's ever done it thinks this

Tighter hole = better

Easy 10/10

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