Lurker > MildlyIrkedOwl

gunplagirl posted...

Really must upset you to get you to dust off an account with 0 active posts just to dedicate one to me.

nah I enjoy this shitposting malarky almost as much as you ;)

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with representatives like gunplagirl who needs detractors!

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bigbadharry posted...

R/niceguys

How'd you get her tinder bio? Stalking much?

If you spent more time hanging out with people in real life than you did on sad subreddits laughing at losers then you'd know it was pretty normal for friends to talk about their relationship problems with each other and compare tinder profiles

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Friend of mine is upset that she is never taken seriously by guys. They always pump and dump. She gets "friendzoned". They date her for a while for the sex and then leave when feelings develop. She's really sad that she's never treated as a serious option to settle down with.

Here's the thing: her tinder bio says that she's "kinky" (one of three personality traits she put into the single sentence on it). Has a pic of her in latex catsuit, another at the beach in a bikini, and one of her face.

She tells guys that she's "looking for fun but would like a relationship if the right thing comes along if we click".

She NEVER goes out on dates. The dates are just the guy coming over to her house and they bang and maybe play videogames. This is literally the first date.

I'm sorry but this is prime fuckboy unicorn material surely. Like if you were a fuckboy this is EXACTLY the kind of girl you would look for...

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Someone I used to casually date and am sort of friends with is basically having an existential crisis about why she's single. I know why though.

• Doesn't actually goes on dates at all, just invites guys over to her house and bangs them. Sometimes feelings develop but they always friendzone her
• is 29 and has no job or career plans (rich parents)
• isn't even hot enough for this to be wife material. like she's fine, but if you want to be a do nothing hoe don't you need to be like a 9 at least?
• Is still very picky over the men she likes but doesn't hold herself to any of the same standards

I kind of want to tell her but I suspect she knows and I don't have the heart.

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How are the left supposed to do that when conservatives own or have majority political sway in:

• The POTUS
• The Supreme Court
• The Senate
• The Police
• The army

Like what the FUCK are the left going to do, ask you to eat slightly less red meat maybe? Don't be racist or we'll send you mean tweets?

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spikethedevil posted...

For once hes dead on. Sexuality isnt a choice.

UR could say "2+2 = 4" and you'd say you agree and his reply would then be "Not according to Descartes..."

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scar the 1 posted...

Feel free to make a topic about it and tag me and I'll elaborate. Or if you're curious you can ask me in PMs, I'm not going to derail this topic

Don't make the mistake of getting into a conversation with UR

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However, it wasnt just off-the-cuff praise like, Weed is great, but anyway whats up with you? Between the two of them, an onslaught of 800 pro-weed messages were reported to police which suspiciously appears to be trying to lure people into a sales situation at worst, and at best is just plain annoying.

Pretty dishonest title but to be expected of UnfairRepresent.

Could have just put that and we'd still be able to say it's ridiculous, but I guess clickbait user is gonna clickbait


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UnfairRepresent posted...

It's only anti-PC people who use it and they only use it as a scapegoat because there is no actual pragmatic argument for the consoles being better

So instead they create something they can attack

uh what lol

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Why admit you made a mistake when you can just charge someone with a felony instead?

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I find its the "console" of choice for RTS and FPS games

And builder games like factorio

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daaaaaaamn

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Blows my mind that people call this guy "open and honest" when he is literally and factually the most prolific liar in the history of the presidency

Blows it again when I realize people like this think the worst thing he's ever done is just tell some exaggerated stories on twitter

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Damn and we swallowed taht story too

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• Annoying posting style, weird creepy vibes, never shuts the hell up about any user on CE who happens to have a set of ovaries, same gimmick for over a decade
• Consistently posting really hot women

What do ce


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