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TopicI think I've become a cat person
Master_Kazuya
04/10/23 6:27:35 PM
#1
I grew up with a dog and loved him. I haven't had a pet since I was a kid. The vast majority of my friends have cats, just a few scattered here and there with dogs, but I think I like cats more.

I used to like dogs more. They have a lot of intelligence, they help humans out in many useful ways, and they're really friendly. Dogs will easily like you more, but they're also needier. They also kinda smell bad, bark, slobber, and try to eat your food. Cats are less friendly to you as a guest, but if you take the time to give them space and stuff, they will come looking for you and be affectionate. Cats are not always 100% down to be picked up and cuddled and stuff, but then again, I'm not always 100% in the mood to attend a dogs needs when it needs it.

I also have had two very cute experiences with kittens and I think kittens are the cutest thing ever. One time, one of my students volunteered at a shelter for abandoned cats and kittens, and just seeing how adorable the kittens were melted me. I picked one up that was like trembling and it slowly calmed down in my hands. Another time, a friend got a new kitten, and it was scared about everything in the house except me and slept with me the whole night.

I'm more of a homebody anyway so cats fit the vibe more, and they just have funny mannerisms and expressions and stuff. So do dogs, but I think I vibe with cats more now.

It's always funny when I'm sleeping over a friend's house that has cats and the friend is asleep in the room but I'm awake in the living room. The cats come out and we just do some fun silly shit lol.

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TopicBilly Mitchell loses another lawsuit.
Master_Kazuya
04/10/23 4:51:21 PM
#23
ghettoraider81 posted...
Ironically the very documentary that made him relevant got so many people into going for records in those older games. It took away the thing he cheated for.

That is actually pretty satisfying in its own way. It's like he wanted other people to know he was good more than actually holding the top spot. Cause bragging you have the top spot is only gonna make people hungrier. All based on cheating too!

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Topic78-year old woman robs her third bank
Master_Kazuya
04/10/23 4:47:49 PM
#10
WilliamPorygon posted...
Who's her accomplice, Clyde Schlong?

lol

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TopicDo you prefer 20, 30, 40, 50 or 60 something women for sex?
Master_Kazuya
04/10/23 4:45:08 PM
#38
I wanna fuck thousands of women, why stop at 60 something?

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TopicWhy did Bowser shove his own amiibo up his ass? >_>
Master_Kazuya
04/10/23 4:43:29 PM
#15
Probably something to do with the spiky shell :)

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TopicMario Movie vs Sonic Movie
Master_Kazuya
04/10/23 3:35:29 PM
#6
Gremlynn posted...
Detective Pikachu > Sonic the Hedgehog > Super Mario Bros. > Sonic the Hedgehog 2.

But honestly it's all a pretty narrow margin, they're all very entertaining.

Mario > Sonic 2 > Sonic 1 > Detective Pikachu

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TopicGuy cracks 46 joints in a row to set world record
Master_Kazuya
04/10/23 11:40:06 AM
#4
This looks so easy to replicate/cheat lol. The splicing and the audio

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TopicMultiple casualties reported in shooting in Louisville, Kentucky
Master_Kazuya
04/10/23 11:10:55 AM
#17
Hornezz posted...
The longest streak of no recorded mass shootings in the US in 2023 so far is 3 days (Jan 10-12 and Jan 18-20).

How about in the past 30 years?

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TopicWould you ever fight with a guy who's carrying?
Master_Kazuya
04/10/23 11:06:39 AM
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Thankfully, there are plenty of good guys with guns everywhere so they'll definitely stop him before he gets to me.

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TopicBe honest... have you ever peed the bed as a adult?
Master_Kazuya
04/10/23 10:46:08 AM
#16
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Sometimes I have dreams where I'm straight up pissing, like pissing a whole gallon of pee and it feels like I'm pissing. I then, either mid dream or mid waking up or post waking up (hard to tell), I have the thought "my god, I definitely pissed myself, there's no way". But I didn't pee myself.

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TopicI really just love the Mario movie
Master_Kazuya
04/10/23 10:44:07 AM
#2
bump-a

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TopicHalle Berry is 56 years old and people still want to fuck her
Master_Kazuya
04/10/23 10:43:49 AM
#24
The topic title make it seem like the two ideas should be somehow conflicted

It's like, yeah people wanna fuck attractive people, is the 56yr old thing supposed to be a no fly zone or something?

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TopicBilly Mitchell loses another lawsuit.
Master_Kazuya
04/10/23 10:26:04 AM
#7
It's so weird. His actively making his life hell just on his pride. He either has to double down on his lies or he actually believes his own bs.

Like sure, maybe if he was making rolling profits or something, I could see the need to keep the lie up

But nobody gives a shit anymore. At best, he was a decent player that had one killer run in the 80s and is holding on to the only W he's ever gotten in his life. Which is still lame, even at best. At worst, he's a cheater. He doesn't even have close to the high score anymore, so it's not like he's even got the title anymore. I'm inclined to believe he cheated based on everything surrounding him. He might be the lamest gamer of all time though.

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TopicDalai Lama regrets asking boy to 'suck my tongue'
Master_Kazuya
04/10/23 9:56:15 AM
#17
EmbraceOfDeath posted...
Some people can't recognize a joke huh?

Look in the mirror, tell me if you recognize the joke

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TopicDalai Lama regrets asking boy to 'suck my tongue'
Master_Kazuya
04/10/23 9:55:04 AM
#15
Weirdo

I don't trust people who are too nice or too altruistic or whatever.

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TopicI really just love the Mario movie
Master_Kazuya
04/10/23 8:48:23 AM
#1
It's been on my mind since I saw it Saturday. I loved it.

My four favorite parts are

-Bowser: "My army. Koopas! Goombas! Whatever those things are!"
-Bowser: "Come, jam with me" *begins playing 1-2 on piano with giant claws and Kamek adds sound effects, btw this is a direct reference to the Blind Mario piano video on Youtube
-Everything about the star sequence. Luigi shielding Mario to give him the opportunity at the star, Mario not wanting to do it without Luigi, the dust settling and an orchestrated Star theme playing, the cinematics of them wrecking everything
-Peach: "And Luigi? You're so brave."

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TopicSingle guys....do you ever figure a woman is out of your league based on looks
Master_Kazuya
04/10/23 8:23:36 AM
#26
Yeah, but not necessarily she'd never be interested in me. More like, her hotness is going to fuck with me and make me feel insecure about myself

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TopicDo you ever wear your socks more than 1 time without washing them?
Master_Kazuya
04/10/23 8:06:12 AM
#3
I shower MWF and wear a fresh pair on shower days, sometimes weekends off e the socks feel off

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TopicDisgraced Former President Donald Trump wishes everyone a Happy Easter
Master_Kazuya
04/10/23 12:24:03 AM
#6
Is this real?

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TopicWhich Mario and Luigi game is the best one?
Master_Kazuya
04/09/23 8:57:23 PM
#17
KanWan posted...
probably SNES though

Nah, I like the interactivity of the M&L games. Super Mario RPG has some elements of it but I want it all the time.

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TopicWhich Mario and Luigi game is the best one?
Master_Kazuya
04/09/23 8:27:03 PM
#1
I wanna play one but not all

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TopicMario Movie vs Sonic Movie
Master_Kazuya
04/09/23 8:21:44 PM
#2
I enjoyed the Mario movie more. It's not shy to embrace the games for what they are. I'm a huge fan of the franchise and it delivered everything I wanted. Just the Mario Universe in the context of an actual world with some fun references, nods, self awareness, and some nice moments. Amazing soundtrack too.

Sonic was good, but I don't really care for Sonic as a franchise, and it was good because it did it's own thing with the Sonic characters, but sometimes feels a little off (like how he calls Cyclops Dad or whatever lol).


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TopicLauren Boebert asks Twitter for help naming her kitten.
Master_Kazuya
04/09/23 6:44:46 PM
#41
Inpurrection

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TopicSaw Mario after eating portabello mushrooms for my bday, avoided spoilers
Master_Kazuya
04/08/23 9:00:30 PM
#7
CE_gonna_CE posted...
https://youtu.be/vyBuWCio144

Nice

dameon_reaper posted...
How did you fit in the theater?

To me, it felt a little weird, not in a bad way or anything. My friends and I were all 31-29, so we're at that age where we don't have kids but we're also not a kid, so we're just going as dudes who played Mario lol. Before the movie, I saw some kids walk in with big Mario character plushies and I'm like, oh god I'm here to see the same thing as them lol

It doesn't effect anything of long term being there, but was just something to note

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TopicSaw Mario after eating portabello mushrooms for my bday, avoided spoilers
Master_Kazuya
04/08/23 8:37:30 PM
#4
Lairen posted...
Why not before eating portobello mushrooms?

Stop talking about this stupid movie and tell us more about portobello mushrooms.

Well obviously I had to eat the portabellos before in order to digest them for the movie. If I digested them after the movie, it would've been worse timing.

What do you wanna know?

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TopicSaw Mario after eating portabello mushrooms for my bday, avoided spoilers
Master_Kazuya
04/08/23 8:08:03 PM
#2
buomp

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TopicSaw Mario after eating portabello mushrooms for my bday, avoided spoilers
Master_Kazuya
04/08/23 7:32:24 PM
#1
Man I sure do love Portabello Mushrooms, great pizza topping!

I've been a fan of Mario since I was 3. After seeing the 2nd trailer when they went on Rainbow Road, I was like, that would've been so much better to see for the first time, so I avoided anything after that trailer.

Everything hit the right notes for me. I only wish there was a scene of Mario flying with his SMW cape (even though it was referenced), or something about the Boo haunted houses. I really liked Peach's character. I was kind of surprised to see the self depreciation aspects of the movie, since Nintendo is generally very anal about their perception.

I turn 31 next week and I invited only my closest friends (and a less close friend lol) instead of feeling obligated to invite everyone. Was just nice timing all around.

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Topicbest designed animals?
Master_Kazuya
04/08/23 12:00:24 PM
#65
GranTurismo posted...
In history, though?, no question , dinosaurs. Any of you disagree with this? evolution's greatest creation

No, that would go to sharks

They have the same design and have been around since dinos

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Topicplaying death stranding. wtf is kojima smoking.
Master_Kazuya
04/08/23 11:56:14 AM
#26
What is fun about the game? I don't see the appeal with walking

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TopicThe mid 90's feels so different compared to the late 90's
Master_Kazuya
04/08/23 3:56:30 AM
#4
I understand you're coming from the 90s

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TopicI'm sitting here trying not to die >_>
Master_Kazuya
04/06/23 2:09:47 PM
#14
If you need the rest you need the rest, it's hard to not feel obligated to go to work but if you're too sick to move, listen to your body

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TopicIf someone kidnapped and murder Sam and Bucky..what would Steve do?
Master_Kazuya
04/06/23 1:51:47 PM
#2
Probably end them

I mean he let Bucky get away with so much BS in Civil War, so he's broken his nobility for him before

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Topic"Terrible" video games that you personally enjoyed
Master_Kazuya
04/06/23 1:50:04 PM
#20
Knuckles in SA2

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TopicAsking out the cute female cashier
Master_Kazuya
04/06/23 1:09:03 PM
#21
Hey, wanna grab a coffee this Friday? No worries if you're busy

-If she doesn't wanna, she'll take the out of being busy
-If she does, she'll say yes
--If she's legit busy Friday, she will tell you when she's free

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TopicWhere is Mega Man X9
Master_Kazuya
04/06/23 12:33:09 PM
#30
Ivynn posted...
It's sad how they finally figured out how to do MMX in 3D but the series got cancelled.

Did they? I thought the 3D games weren't received well.

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TopicMaryland AG investigation: Archdiocese of Baltimore sexually abused 600+ kids
Master_Kazuya
04/06/23 10:37:20 AM
#41
DarthAragorn posted...
Reminder that buttsage did that thing that cannot be mentioned or made up a story about doing that thing


Oh shit, my read on him was correct. I have no idea what he did though.

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TopicMaryland AG investigation: Archdiocese of Baltimore sexually abused 600+ kids
Master_Kazuya
04/06/23 10:33:18 AM
#38
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


People use that rational to say "well if god is perfect and I'm in gods image (or gods messenger), I too am perfect because I embody gods perfection" and then abuse kids because that was what god intended them to do.

You're real close to crossing that line in my opinion. Not abusing kids (hopefully), but being delusional and using god as an excuse for it.

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TopicWhy is letting nostalgia blind you a bad thing?
Master_Kazuya
04/06/23 10:19:52 AM
#9
VeggetaX posted...
I'm not saying it can't be a bad thing. I'm saying you shouldn't be ashamed of nostalgia

Nostalgia isn't inherently a bad thing. I think it's normal and healthy to find comfort in something just from a long attached meaning or familiarity.

I think for me, the difference is when there's superiority tied to it. For example, "I love this Backstreet Boys album, the tunes on it are great. It was my favorite when I was in middle school and I remember listening to it every day when I got home" vs "Backstreet Boys was the peak of boy bands, all of todays boy bands suck and aren't real music".


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TopicWhy is letting nostalgia blind you a bad thing?
Master_Kazuya
04/06/23 10:14:18 AM
#5
It stops you from being open to new experiences for the sole purpose that "it's not what it was", which is impossible to ever replicate. It also introduces an element of bias when trying to be objective.

Sometimes it makes it feel as though "because it had meaning for me, it should have meaning for you"

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TopicName a video game that's impossible to hate.
Master_Kazuya
04/06/23 10:10:50 AM
#12
Tetris
Pong
Super Mario Bros 1
Pac Man
Galaga
Donkey Kong


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TopicMan this video about gaming in the 90s really hit home
Master_Kazuya
04/06/23 10:03:11 AM
#4
idk. Do you really want to play 90s games, or do you just want to feel younger? There's a difference

You can always just play 90s games you enjoyed or look for new ones you haven't played, it's actually easier to do now than ever, even web browsers support it.

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TopicMaryland AG investigation: Archdiocese of Baltimore sexually abused 600+ kids
Master_Kazuya
04/06/23 10:00:08 AM
#29
Thompson posted...
What's up with clergymen so often being revealed as pedophiles? Like I don't think even kindergartens attract as many pedos as the church does.

Being a clergyman means that you're in a position of power that the state can't touch, you get to act out all your inner shit desires in the name of god and nobody can question you and you're safe. Also, the fact that other clergypedos get away with it only attracts more clergy pedos. Instead of feeling shame or wanting to act around their desires for kids, they know theres a place that they'll get accepted for it.

Kindergarten requires going to a lot of interning and schooling, doing a lot of planning and lessonwork, getting shit pay, being a govt worker, and then potentially losing it all for touching a kid.

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TopicWhat's the most important part of a PB and J?
Master_Kazuya
04/05/23 8:03:01 PM
#12
Isn't saying they must be balanced mean that theyre equally important?

Regardless, I think PB. I think the jelly complements the PB, rather than the other way around.

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TopicYou have a 50% chance of making $200 mil or going to jail for 27 years. Take it?
Master_Kazuya
04/04/23 10:26:40 PM
#1
Which do you do


Edit: Nvm, has to be 200 mil

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TopicJanuary 6th 2:
Master_Kazuya
04/04/23 5:31:24 PM
#5
Bump

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TopicRemember when Rock Lee dropped his weights when fighting Gaara?
Master_Kazuya
04/04/23 12:22:08 PM
#23
Mystereave posted...
I'm firmly convinced that things end up turning to shit because I like them.

Naruto, the first anime/manga that I enjoyed of my own volition, has now gone to shit with a latter half that most people hate, a sequel that most people hate, and still being the poster child for "how not to write female characters".

Harry Potter is noe a fucking joke of a series whose creator has destroyed any goodwill it had because she's a piece of fucking human garbage.

Final Fantasy 13, another game I wanted to enjoy and looked forward to, is now ALSO a laughingstock of a game with two sequels nobody wanted and most agree that it's when FF began its downfall.

Honestly, I'm REALLY tempted to just bandwagon everything from now on and not even TRY to enjoy anything of my own volition anymore. There's no point trying to be me and have my own likes and opinions if it's all just going to keep coming back to bite me in the ass over and over and over again.

Stop liking me bro, it's killing me

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TopicAnyone any good at Tekken?
Master_Kazuya
04/04/23 11:43:19 AM
#25
alphagamble posted...
You a Kaz player?

just practice 112 hit confirm and a basic wavedash mixup

it'll be too much for greens to handle

I am

I do have 112 hit confirms and I mixup between hellsweep or ff3 with sometimes other options like cr 4, db3 or 4, ff4 (esp if they stay on the ground), df2, with some other moves. The mixup of hellsweep or ff3 is pretty good but it only works if I know when they're exactly gonna get up so a lot of times I only get a ff4 and then they're safely away.

A major aspect too is just defense. So many strings into 50/50s, or strings into stances into 50/50s, or high crush strings and high crush stances into 50/50s or grabs that idk how to break.

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TopicJanuary 6th 2:
Master_Kazuya
04/04/23 11:29:25 AM
#2
Januarier

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