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I've done similar things before tc.. never on a busy road or stopping traffic but I have assisted animals out of the road before

I always thought "why" was a stupid question to ask in this situation. "How" is much more interesting to me

JTekashiro posted...

MICHALCOLE posted...

What kind of monster still uses bar soap?

Bar soap is considerably cheaper and last considerably longer than a bottle of body wash. Get yo' self a wash cloth, son.

Nah. I have a big bottle with a squirt top. Shit lasts for god damn ever. One or two squirts gets my whole body.

And there is never any pubes or poop residue on it

What kind of monster still uses bar soap?

Do people not count as meat?

ColdOne666 posted...

If you breath in smoke its bad for your lungs. Doesnt matter if its cigarettes, car exhaust, a bushfire or pot.

What if you open a cold one with the boys?

She's cheating on you

I'd probably not retire, but I'd for sure quit my job for a year or two

darkknight109 posted...

MICHALCOLE posted...

No, I'm not advocating for those things to be illegal, I'm proving that if you are okay with those things being legal then you're a hypocrite

.....did you even read my post?

Yes

No, I'm not advocating for those things to be illegal, I'm proving that if you are okay with those things being legal then you're a hypocrite

Isn't the celebrity softball game how they decide where the World Series is played?

Aaron judge is my new favorite baseball player taking the spot from nobody

SpeeDLeemon posted...

They should be able to rapid pitch

They don't wanna murder all the kids in the outfield

Even better

This is boring after judge and that other guy.

And it seems unfair that they can't pitch it again until the ball lands.. means the longer your ball is in the air the worse it is for you. Shorter homeruns are rewarded.

They should be able to rapid pitch

SpeeDLeemon posted...

Judge is juiced

No way.. I can tell by the pixels he's not

I command the discussion of butthurt to be over

I love Hannibal though. The killer of Cosby!

I heard the ball is juiced

ParanoidObsessive posted...

MICHALCOLE posted...

You are accusing me of actually being him? Yeah well you're a parranoid obsessive in real life

Man, and some people here say -I'M- the one with no sense of humor.

I didn't even spell paranoid right.. what is wrong with me?

I don't like baseball but I love this kid. I might actually watch a regular season baseball game now.

Wait.. are the Yankees good or is it just this kid?

Jesus Christ

ParanoidObsessive posted...

MICHALCOLE posted...

Tldr

Expected.

And this is the point where I planned to accuse you of being a terrible play-by-play announcer, so assume I'm doing that now.

You are accusing me of actually being him? Yeah well you're a parranoid obsessive in real life

These don't even look like hrs coming off the bat and they go so far it's crazy

ParanoidObsessive posted...

MICHALCOLE posted...

Your entire post could have been summed up by saying "hindsight is 20/20"

Except that wouldn't actually have conveyed the point at all, and would have led stupid people to misinterpret what I was saying, as stupid people often do.

Like I've pointed out in the past, the main reason I started posting massive posts online in the first place is because when I used to post succinct, short, pithy replies to things, there were always people completely misinterpreting or deliberately misrepresenting what I was saying. So I developed the habit of over-explaining everything so people would get the fucking point.

Or they'd just snidely post how they couldn't be bothered reading more than a paragraph, in which case I could just happily dismiss anything and everything they had to say after that point anyway, because they clearly weren't responsible enough to be allowed to have opinions anyway. Either works.

If you don't like my walls of text, you have only yourselves to blame.

Tldr

ParanoidObsessive posted...

And keep in mind, I'm not even saying that any of that is OBJECTIVELY TRUE.

Only that these are the sorts of things you need to keep in mind when you're idolizing a political figure from the past and hoisting them up on a pedestal when their feet might be a bit more clay than you realize.

Your entire post could have been summed up by saying "hindsight is 20/20"

Doctor Foxx posted...

ColdOne666 posted...

Drug companies spend hundreds of millions and years of research to get drugs through. Once again potheads have to resort to lies.

http://prescriptiondrugs.procon.org/view.resource.php?resourceID=005528#

Not every drug ends in disaster, but many drugs do get pulled years after release (and sometimes after thousands or tens of thousands of deaths or serious injuries).

Literally a class action lawsuit commercial for so many medical things on my tv all the time

B-b-b-but my research!

There is no argument against it recreationally unless you are completely okay with the government banning all things that are harmful to people like alcohol, tobacco, fried foods, tanning, skateboards, whatever. Smoking weed is no more dangerous than so many things that are legal. That's not even including the medical benefits that pot has.

It's going to be federally legal as soon as the close minded old fucks die.

Reported for no pics

Far-Queue posted...

Your mom is a top loader and easy to service

Good point

Met him once at a club.. he was kind of a dick

Nothing really yet. A screen protector is the only thing I'd say you should get right now, then eventually the pro controller

EightySeven posted...

Mead posted...

Then why are you two so butthurt about him playing the part?

I'm not. I recognized him, immediately forgot about him then was confused when someone praised his performance in this topic. If that's butthurt then you're setting the bar pretty low.

I think mead thought you were talking about flash

EightySeven posted...

Metalsonic66 posted...

This is something I disagree with.

Yeah he had like 3 lines that he delivered deadpan. Literally anyone could have played that part just as well.

That's how he delivers all his comedy.. I've been real into him lately, he could have said nothing and I'd have loved it

Password
PAssword
PASsword
PASSword

Can you do that?

Never heard of those

And peter isn't in regular high school he's in super smart kid school in this one

Yeah why would getting bit by a radioactive spider make you shoot webs that doesn't make any sense at all

Because aunt may is always an old ass lady. Always. But she was still a white lady so it's not a problem they changed that.

I'm completely okay with changing things. I thought making the webs come from his body and not an invention in the original trilogy was a much better idea.

Nobody bitching about aunt may not being an old ass lady or the vulture having a different backstory but minor character flash Thompson is made by sjws

Makes sense

DorkLink posted...

Huh, they must have been using Chris Broussard's sauces

Okay now it's official

Yellow posted...

https://www.gamefaqs.com./user.php?db=.1.user=usui88
Suspended

Must have been like a shred of penis in there

If there had been penis it probably would stilll be there

Gran Turino
The Dirty Dozen
The Godfather

DorkLink posted...

Gordon Hayward to the Celtics. That sucks a little because Boston, but it's also good to see some talent move from West to East for a change

Not official anymore

I've got a little surprise in store for that guy..

THE CLAMPS

Yes

Jen give your boyfriend your password so he can come let us know when you get eaten

Idk there was that dick pic on here for like an hour so you may be good

^^pretty sure you're gonna be suspended bro

He's afk shaking his baby till it stops crying

Okay move made. Woohoo chess!