Lurker > Lost_All_Senses

Pepys_Monster posted...

No, bro. I'm not a trained firefighter. I don't have an axe to defeat doors or obstacles. I don't have oxygen. I could very well die, or pass out from smoke inhalation and then the firefighters might rescue me and not the person. It would be different if it was my ex-girlfriend. I'd run in and save her.

He didn't really set the scene. So, it all depends. If it's already filled with smoke, Im not going that far past the front/back door. If it's not, you just gotta clock windows on the second floor and it's worth chancing hurting your leg jumping out. People could help you once you jump.

Neh. If someone pulled a gun on me, Id just give them my shit immediately tho. But I love walking around alone and I don't wear anything that would make me a logical target for robbery. I look like I probably have 2 dollars on me. I carry $40, but is that even worth it either?

I don't think people deserve to get robbed for always trying to look their best obviously, but it's just not strategic when you live in a place where desperate people live. So, when it happens to someone trying to flex, it's like "Yeah, that makes sense".

Like, if @No_U_L7 was the one here to get robbed one day, it would make sense :p. Jp. Love you. Wish you the best.

I was present for a house burning down with a dog barking from the top room. I had my dog with me and didn't know how he'd act if I pawned him off on a stranger. Plus, I couldn't see any way to climb up the roof even being as skinny as I am and having experience climbing weird shit. It was the front of a house roof with nothing surrounding it and unclimbable inclined sections of roofs leading to it from back, same as my house. After realizing I couldn't do anything, I walked away so I wouldn't have to hear the dog die if it did. Fucked me up for a minute and waa so depressing.

But yeah, I 100% would. Because I also have a lot of experience making fires and understand how much heat you can feel without being actually burned deeply. But, I wouldn't risk my life if it got too uncertain for me. I got people to help take care of in my family and I can't just go taking myself out for others. Im not a hero for a stranger, Im just confident in that situation that I would know my limits and stop if I felt in real danger. Plus, how cool would it feel to succeed? :3

Clothes Off by Gym Class Heroes

Vyrulisse posted...

Nobody cares. She's not gonna see these posts, they will vanish into the ether soon.
Seeing people simp like this is more weird than people calling her ugly.

You have to pretend Im stupid enough to think she would see these and then use that reasoning and that alone as the set up for your insult lol. You literally pretend up something and then insult that. So, all you're doing is hitting the pretend version of me you thought up while actually leaving me completely untouched. >_>.

Do you wanna give it another go? Im here for it.

Oh. Might as well get this one out the way first.

@bsp77 ....Im so sooooooo sorry. Please pass that sorry to your wife and my mom and my dad and whoever else you're sleeping with

I just got back from a check up just to be sure. It actually turns out I have 7 different forms of herpes. I apologize for my first post and I got some phonecalls to make

Dakimakura posted...

Yeah all dese CEmen are like 'ew' to her in that pic. But to me though she still looks hot as fuck.

I hold out hope they're just deeply into character and aren't actually so easily manipulated into believing every girl they see online with filters is the average woman. Especially cause half that shit looks cartoonishly stupid these days.

Seeing you guys be so unself aware you attempt to make it appear like you're settling by sleeping with a pretty woman will never not come off as delusion to anyone reading the posts. You guys are something special. Literally no one believes you wouldn't jizz your pants if she put her hand on your leg

Neh. Aside from my mildly slutty teens, I haven't really put myself at risk often. I don't even share drinks and stuff. But if you pretending I have herpes makes your herpes easier to deal with, I have herpes. But now you have scoliosis.

Pogo_Marimo posted...

No, they boast about hiding loading screens through the exact methods mentioned in this topic to make the gameplay seamless. The game is constantly loading and unloading zones and there is a throughput limit for any computer processing. Graphic/audio loading from or into memory is the one thing that consistently maxes out the throughput limit, although you can still hit a wall with extremely complicated AI scripting as well (Like clicking the Next Turn button in Civilization).

I think you took what I meant too literal. I don't expect there to be zero hidden loading screens. I expect them to have enough power to make people not notice them. I gave an example with RE8 already. There's an elevator or 2, but they're not everywhere and only places that you won't realize because it makes enough sense.

You can only cry so much until it turns into complacent depression.

No_U_L7 posted...

Just never wash them!

Of course. They're go straight on the wall behind glass.

You can literally load into a high demanding graphics game like RE8 in seconds from the ps5 menu and then never load again if you don't die, Im pretty sure

Will you sign my boxers?

Pogo_Marimo posted...

Lol that's definitely not true.

Shut up, you.

But really, why not? Isn't that one the things they boasted about?

We don't even need that anymore with the power of the current generation. They're just being lazy when big studios still have load times. At least for the most part

I don't know if I should feel shame for finding this funny. I think most younger-mid aged people actually have a sense of humor for being scared like this for a second. Feels harmless

haloiscoolisbak posted...

I believe the vast majority of people who say they have a mental health disorder truly have one, but it's cringe how it's become such a flex for some people. It's all some people want to talk about

I do still kind of feel bad that someone lacks outward personality so much they gotta pretend they have an ailment and make that their personality. I doubt anyone actually wants to be that person. If they could understand how to get help out of it and learn to be happy being themselves, they'd probably take it.

Real life victims of things are so obscured by wannabe victims these days. It's so god damn pathetic

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Good way to put it.

Blonde versions of Critters from the motion picture Critters.

Cpt Pineapple gets me a laugh sometime. He has a gimmick that is at the point if 9 are predictable, it makes the 10th one that's not predictable hit harder.

epik_fail1 posted...

Neither do we, but people don't shut up about them

Terrible argument when considering the blowback Chris Pratt got from people our age.

Definitely. The lack of growth in some irritates me. I can respect a good bit. But doing the same bit over and over again is just you not even trying. Im not going to start saying names like I usually do cause Im not in a mood to be that mean. Usually I just do it for transparency, but it's also really mean in hindsight

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Bro. You know that's an unflattering stance or you're just really unaware. Nobody looks good in that stance except maybe like a top 1%

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Imagine not having a butler to catch your farts for you.

MedeaLysistrata posted...

no, but in one week remind me to call my doctor please

It's cute you expect me not to feel spiteful from the rejection.

Please depend completely on me to remind you. I would love that.

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That's like asking if I sniff my own ball sweat.

epik_fail1 posted...

Kids will know Chris pratt just cause of Mario.

Kids don't know who most voice actors are. They don't care.

EndOfDiscOne posted...

Mostly yeah

Even one's without treasure? Or are you a shallow guy that can't just appreciate a chest for what it is on its own?

MedeaLysistrata posted...

i hope i don't have ass cancer

Can I check? DM me.

Id treat her to a nice dinner and let her hook up with one my friends while I played a ps2 game in the other room. Im a gentleman

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Pretty sure every woman here realizes it's them treating the concept of respecting women like it's just a joke. Rather they actually do real stuff to show women respect or not is completely independent of that. Im not assuming they don't actually respect women just cause they treat it like a joke too. You can do both simultaneously. But if they're not self aware enough to see it's not a good look, then....lol, that's a big L

UnfairRepresent posted...

It's what YOU consider the perfect girl

If you collaspe under the pressure of dating her then you're either a masochist or it's not your perfect girl

Yeah. Ill give that to you since I considered that right after my post lol. I disagree with your shallow understanding of my post tho. >_>. Im definitely not a masochist in anything outside of gaming. Kindness is the very top of my priorities in finding an S.O.

Edit: I realized you might of meant Id want it to not work out and be in the low of that. Also, not true at all. Though, it's better to love and lost imo

How would you not constantly feel insecure when dating someone so much better than you to the point of perfection? Like, dating someone better than you is all good. You should feel they're better than you, that's part of feeling love for someone. But perfection would just make your imperfections stick out like crazy and it would literally never lighten up since they'd never do anything wrong lol.

I don't consider myself super insecure, but I feel like people don't think this stuff through. I feel like most people would collapse under the pressure of trying to satisfy someone who is literally perfect

If this is all projection, Im 100% fine with that being exposed lol. Know what you're getting out of me, it's for the best :3

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It's better than paying for a handjob at a family reunion. You gotta put it in perspective bruh

Murphiroth posted...

LMAO it's not tho.

Why do you always simp for the worst people on here?

Cause I fill the spots no one else wants to lol. If someone I like is already being praised Ill either just blend in (you'd be less likely to notice me there) or I won't find it necessary to join in because it's covered. Which, that could easily be flipped as seeing me just doing it for attention. And maybe it's a lil of both. Iunno.

I also just really like when people dedicate to fleshed out bits. I 100% have a bias there and fandom.

And a third thing would be I grew up around assholes I loved. So, someone being an asshole here or there doesn't really get to me on a deep level. You can call them out while not being emotionally attached to it. Which, I definitely have.

Murphiroth posted...

I mean if he's not lying that means he threw a shit fit about a shooting cock blocking him so he's uhhh not a great person either way.

I mean, that's kind of a funny bit.

People can get on me for being one the only ones to defend him, whatever. Maybe it's deserved and Im just insensitive here. But even if it's bits, it's more entertaining than the majority of joke accounts. If it's a character, it's more fleshed out than most.

I wouldn't have to apologize. I never confirm it either way. He has an understanding of certain things that lines up with things I seen myself when I was more out there. If he's lying, he's good at it imo. Maybe just decent and Im not remembering the more wild things lol. But on an average, the stuff he says is believable to me

RchHomieQuanChi posted...

Meditation doesn't give me the giggles though

I wish weed still gave me the giggles. Maybe I just need to get to a better place in life to get them back. Now I just get anxiety and panic attacks from smoking too much

Myself. But then I think of a good deed I did 10 years ago and realize it's ok.

DarthDemented posted...

They're hilarious

This is why. One the most unattractive things. But in a setting where everyone is just goofin, it's pretty funny. I'm definitely not above laughing at a nicely timed fart. Someone farting after they fall over? It's never not funny.

Rarely, but sometimes. I do like me some decent dialogue and build up though. Some foreplay, if you will. There's some legitimate good actors, couldn't name them tho.

"....Fuckin Trump again. It's every week with this guy"

Giant_Aspirin posted...

it's only "stress relief" because it gives you a break from whatever you were doing. if you stopped and practiced meditation for five minutes instead, you'd feel better, have more money and not pay for cancer. using tobacco is fucking stupid and i seriously question the mental capacity of anyone who uses tobacco past the age of 30.

GeraldDarko posted...

Can't you just meditate instead of smoking weed to feel better?

Giant_Aspirin posted...

i'm not that good at meditation

*Laugh track*

What a douchebag fuckin idiot.

When I was a late teen and got caught at CVS, the lady said "put that back" with a disappointed look on her face and kept walking past the isle lol.