Lurker > LightningAce11

Kotick's Golden parachute needs to be snipped. Take away his bonus and stock in the company.

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

After several years, phil finally decided to listen to his fans and cut down the prestream and start gameplay early.

30 minutes of dead air music, 1.5 hours of pre stream, 30 minute break.

And he wonders why he sees dwindling viewership.

Because which streamer doesn't start gameplay almost immediately apart from him?

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

Money is the root of all evil.

He was probably endlessly praised and given everything by family growing up, and he refuses to let it be different in adult life.

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

He doesn't feel like an underdog anymore, since he has so much support and tech to help him out.

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

Holland Spidey has always felt "manufactured", which is funny considering his close relationship with Iron Man.

I don't know, his movies are fine but they lack the heart the Raimi films did.

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

So Doc Ock seems to be absorbing the nanites from Tom's suit, how the heck does that work?

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

RchHomieQuanChi posted...

Also can I just say I LOVE that they gave Jamie Foxx that goofy ass Electro mask from the comics in the form of his powers charging up? Fucking genius

His outfit is meh tbh, he looks like the dude from deus ex.

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

0Renegade posted...

who dis

Gotta be harry

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

I really hope the other spider men aren't just there for a final battle, I want some downtime with them.

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

No spidermen reveal!

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

Everybody wants Tobey and Goblin.

Nobody wants Holland.

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

I'd always be afraid of gripping them too tightly.

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

At least a bunch of initially hesitant people are getting the shot after reading through the sub so that's good.

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

Woozul posted...

They should do one for giving medicine to birds LMAO

What if one of your birds grabbed your ferret and tried to fly?

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

He won't learn until they take his bonus worth millions away.

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

There are a few, but they generally get drowned out by the alt right shitposters.

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

I need the pic of the shopping cart with shoes on.

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

Ugh, why did he have to describe pooping in such detail? He supposedly got so angry he had to void his bowels.

Legit Chris Chan behaviour.

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

Duncan Kong

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

Or do you like it with milk and sugar?

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

Why do people slap 'artist' and 'creator' after everything?

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

CEOs and management could possibly be automated, considering they get way too much compensation for what they do, compared to regular employees.

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

Well he just accused the Amazon driver of trying to steal his headphones.

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

He obviously expected it to be delivered to his doorstep, which is why he's annoyed he has to go outside.

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

https://www.reddit.com/r/DSPDiscussion2/comments/qup8da/this_guy_is_un_fucking_real/

39 year old man throws a tantrum because he has to walk to his mailbox.

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

They should also get infowars shut down.

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

Phil did have acquaintances and friends before he became a recluse.

But even then you saw how he treated them. Howard and Rambo were very upset towards the end.

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

Have eggs, bacon, sausages, pancakes, fruits, coffee, bread, hot chocolate and noodles.

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

Fox should definitely be shut down. That would be nothing but a net positive.

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

He's growing more unhinged, yelling at people criticising the gta remasters.

Remember to be positive so people will tip!

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

So what would happen to those companies?

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

Gaaaah this is really making me want to get a switch and play smash.

But I already have so many games I haven't finished or have shelved that I can't justify buying it.

I might just say fuck witcher 3 and sell the disc.

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

ModLogic posted...

posting US war crimes legit triggers some users here

The government does a good job brainwashing the civilians to think the army is full of heroes.

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

Why do people not want to give an answer to whether kyle should have stayed at home and avoided all of this?

He shot 3 people and has ptsd because of the stupid decision to go to kenosha.

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

Somebody zoom in on the husband in the first pic.

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

https://www.reddit.com/r/DSPDiscussion2/comments/qsjao2/what_the_fuck_is_this/

Phil admits to reporting detractors to police as "online criminals"

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

4 always wins

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

Guys, he needs your buy in
He's making no money.

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

Should have been right after winter soldier imo.

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

Who does everyone main?

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

Now he complained about a 1000 viewers left after he started the game.

Yeah because they were sick of waiting for it to start and your begging.

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

I bet rittenhouse is wishing he stayed home now. Can't believe the parents were dumb enough to encourage him.

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

He refuses to change the tag to just chatting when his beg stream takes hours long.

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

I was watching one of his call of duty salt compilations, and this mofo has an excuse for every single kill. Constant whining to the point where I had to rip out my headphones and take a walk.

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG

Roiland is so unfunny when he tries to ad lib or improvise.

"Hey look at me I'm so and so and I do this and that!"

---

I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion.
-LTG