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TopicJust smashed a chick for nearly three hours straight
Lairen
12/21/18 3:12:03 PM
#49
30 mins is tops ill go. Im literally getting both tired and bored after that and shes been naked so im not getting more excited. If shes not satisfied in 30 mins then im either bad at sex or she doesnt find me attractive or both.

This must be one of these insecure "going for as long as possible to prove im awesone" when no one really cares and plenty wont believe anyways.
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TopicWell.... Super Best Friends is officially dead
Lairen
12/21/18 3:08:26 PM
#253
It feels like a scam finally exposed. No ones best friends nor wants to even do it anymore.
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TopicJust smashed a chick for nearly three hours straight
Lairen
12/21/18 2:58:26 PM
#44
Im waiting for her topic: "Just got smashed by a dude for 3 hours"

Honestly even in porn, the longer they go, the slower and more boring it gets. Slower and lazier positions.

And are you just holding it in for 3 hours? Not impressive at all and just sounds like shes cucking you.

Or maybe shes just not that hot and going that long really isnt hard. Or maybe you keep going soft.

But im sure it was awesome and non stop....
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TopicI unironically saw someone use the 'but she's actually 1000 years old' argument
Lairen
12/21/18 2:52:31 PM
#48
Esrac posted...
I don't need a rebuttal against someone defending pedo-bait.


I guess you support gun violence across the nation.
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TopicI unironically saw someone use the 'but she's actually 1000 years old' argument
Lairen
12/21/18 1:22:58 PM
#38
Esrac posted...
Lairen posted...
Esrac posted...
Lairen posted...
wronganswerfool posted...
Lairen posted...
But violence is essentially always illegal especially how its depicted in games. Batman is literally breaking the law.

But were worried people might like anime tiddies. This is very stupid.


...

What


Lets censor sexual shit but not violent shit. If your a sadist and want to commit violent shit in games thats fine but you might like anime tiddies on made up girls that look like their young despite literally being older in the game thats a problem.


Oh boy...


Underrage boys?!


No, just cringing at your hot take.


Theres no rebuttal.
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TopicI unironically saw someone use the 'but she's actually 1000 years old' argument
Lairen
12/21/18 1:16:51 PM
#32
Esrac posted...
Lairen posted...
wronganswerfool posted...
Lairen posted...
But violence is essentially always illegal especially how its depicted in games. Batman is literally breaking the law.

But were worried people might like anime tiddies. This is very stupid.


...

What


Lets censor sexual shit but not violent shit. If your a sadist and want to commit violent shit in games thats fine but you might like anime tiddies on made up girls that look like their young despite literally being older in the game thats a problem.


Oh boy...


Underrage boys?!
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TopicLoli in real life : 42 year old look like a teenager
Lairen
12/21/18 1:11:55 PM
#38
Thiis is dumb.
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TopicI unironically saw someone use the 'but she's actually 1000 years old' argument
Lairen
12/21/18 1:10:18 PM
#28
wronganswerfool posted...
Lairen posted...
But violence is essentially always illegal especially how its depicted in games. Batman is literally breaking the law.

But were worried people might like anime tiddies. This is very stupid.


...

What


Lets censor sexual shit but not violent shit. If your a sadist and want to commit violent shit in games thats fine but you might like anime tiddies on made up girls that look like their young despite literally being older in the game thats a problem.
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TopicJerry Seinfeld: Kevin Hart is "going to be fine" after Oscars fallout
Lairen
12/21/18 1:07:43 PM
#40
Sienfields an asshole.
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TopicLoli in real life : 42 year old look like a teenager
Lairen
12/21/18 1:05:53 PM
#33
If i said i wanted to be a vigilante and break the law like Batman, no one would care.
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TopicI unironically saw someone use the 'but she's actually 1000 years old' argument
Lairen
12/21/18 1:04:28 PM
#26
But violence is essentially always illegal especially how its depicted in games. Batman is literally breaking the law.

But were worried people might like anime tiddies. This is very stupid.
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TopicI unironically saw someone use the 'but she's actually 1000 years old' argument
Lairen
12/21/18 12:15:28 PM
#9
As long as you get off to all the gore in gaming while school shooting are frequent, im just worried about other people like video game anime tiddies.
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TopicI feel the main reason for game backlogs is being an adult...
Lairen
12/21/18 12:12:56 PM
#4
s0nicfan posted...
Lairen posted...
Theyre good games at good prices.


Any price above "free" is a bad deal if you never get around to playing it.


I hope i get to play before they go bad.
Cause ill buy a game today and never play it. Ever.

I dont know if im portraying how dumb this point is.

Like even 5 years from now i guess youd be like "well i cant just play it now."
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TopicI unironically saw someone use the 'but she's actually 1000 years old' argument
Lairen
12/21/18 12:10:54 PM
#2
This is the lamest timeline in gaming.

I care that other gamers might be getting turned on by girls that dont exist but ive just stopped caring about all the detailed gore in gaming.
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TopicI feel the main reason for game backlogs is being an adult...
Lairen
12/21/18 12:06:43 PM
#1
Like come december i work a lot, make more money and theres a ton of deals. Literally the perfect storm to buy way more games i can play.

I dont understand people not liking people with backlogs or people not liki g their own backlogs. Theyre good games at good prices.
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TopicWgat are some of the greatest lies we tell ourselves
Lairen
12/21/18 12:01:48 PM
#24
Gods real and will reward me for blindly giving the guy at church my money.
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TopicIt's sexy as hell when a guys balls bounce back and forth when he's masturbating
Lairen
12/21/18 11:32:54 AM
#19
Sure hope this is against tos and deleted. I marked it so well see.
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TopicIs Jean Grey the best looking girl in Marvel?
Lairen
12/21/18 10:52:49 AM
#13
I thought everyone agreed psylocke
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TopicDey are all literally ready to fuck
Lairen
12/20/18 7:15:02 PM
#9
This was alright. I usually hate your topics but this one....
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Topicmods sure aren't doing overtime today
Lairen
12/20/18 6:02:49 PM
#51
Im more annoyed at side tracking a whole topic to bring up something else. You want to address it now but they were baiting that to begin with.
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TopicWhat do you usually do when a CEuser(s) is being mean to you?
Lairen
12/20/18 6:00:02 PM
#17
I shake it off.

I never miss a beat.
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Topicthe worst moment in friends was when chandler watched shark week SPOILERS
Lairen
12/20/18 5:53:59 PM
#8
Just lame. Who watches porn just in the living room anyways?
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TopicI've never once met a fat chick that made up for it with her personality.
Lairen
12/20/18 5:52:41 PM
#13
Depends on proportions.
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TopicGod damn this guy with an account from 2005 is triggered AF
Lairen
12/20/18 5:48:09 PM
#17
Muffinz0rz posted...
Lairen posted...
What did you say?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/633202-super-smash-bros-for-wii-u/77314885

That's literally our only interaction LMAO


Got em? I think.
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Topicmods sure aren't doing overtime today
Lairen
12/20/18 5:45:52 PM
#46
TheDogfather posted...
Lairen posted...
You can literally easily have 5+ accounts. Troll, get modded, troll harder about getting modded on an alt, get harsher mod, jump to another and move on like nothing.

Id feel very powerless and defeated as a mod.

If they cut off one head, two more shall take its place!


Not to mention planning it ahead of time and bypassing usermaps with ip changes and cookie wipes to make new accounts during harsh mods.
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TopicAm i the only person that wants no online presence?
Lairen
12/20/18 5:41:45 PM
#5
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
My social media shit is all lies about me. Those suckers at Facebook think im divorced and I work in Baltimore. Sell that data you bastards!


Got em.
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Topicmods sure aren't doing overtime today
Lairen
12/20/18 5:41:21 PM
#41
You can literally easily have 5+ accounts. Troll, get modded, troll harder about getting modded on an alt, get harsher mod, jump to another and move on like nothing.

Id feel very powerless and defeated as a mod.
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TopicAm i the only person that wants no online presence?
Lairen
12/20/18 5:38:34 PM
#3
Forgettable posted...
No. You're the only one. Everyone else loves their personal information being available everywhere.


Feels like it.
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TopicGod damn this guy with an account from 2005 is triggered AF
Lairen
12/20/18 5:38:09 PM
#13
Im jealous i cant trigger people like you. What did you say? Teach me.
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TopicAm i the only person that wants no online presence?
Lairen
12/20/18 5:36:07 PM
#1
Meaning no account on anything online has my real name. I google my full name to make sure nothing of me comes up. Youd have to know a family member and probably only my wife or mom has posted anything of me.

I dont want to be found online.
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TopicYou are asked by the police to describe 'vegy'.
Lairen
12/20/18 4:17:52 PM
#18
Hes the "omg i found an attractive girl picture so i need to share on a video game sites social board that it makes me horny!"
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Topicanother black man racially profiled in his own apartment building
Lairen
12/20/18 2:15:33 PM
#7
Someone would have to be breaking the door down for me to do anything and id just call the cops and tell them i think the guy literally breaking a door down might not live there.
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TopicFinal Fantasy V
Lairen
12/20/18 2:12:47 PM
#27
Were_Wyrm posted...
Get everyone chakra from the monk class then do whatever.


I like this guy.
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TopicYour brother's soul is MINE!
Lairen
12/20/18 2:08:01 PM
#32
Subzeros weak to ice. And does a really stupid move as well. Scorpions weak to standing still and letting someone cleave their head off.
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TopicAnnoying shit that people do.
Lairen
12/19/18 10:41:49 PM
#69
Why do people get close to me in public? Back up!

Or female friends that want hugs anytime they see you. Thats not a reason to hug!
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Topiccould you forgive your spouse or lover if they thought you were dead and cheated
Lairen
12/19/18 9:40:48 PM
#6
WIIILSON!

...same situation.
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TopicDo you care about the GameFaqs badges/trophies?
Lairen
12/18/18 9:51:31 AM
#5
I dont even care about gfaqs accounts. Everyone gets scared and quiet when you say how easy it is to make a ton of accounts....
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Topicis it true girls often find you more attractive if you don't respond fast
Lairen
12/17/18 10:10:23 PM
#20
Ryuko_Chan posted...
AlephZero posted...
48 minutes and chad will have already finished

if chad busts in a minute hes a bitch and has no chance against me


Youd follow a minute chad? Good luck.
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TopicIs talking with yourself with alts against tos?
Lairen
12/17/18 9:52:06 PM
#13
The Catgirl Fondler posted...
I don't know, but I got modded on both of my accounts one time by making them flame each other.


They should have each flamer themselves.

Im a stupid fucking moron.

But flaming my other account with this one is against tos.
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TopicIs talking with yourself with alts against tos?
Lairen
12/17/18 9:48:15 PM
#10
monkmith posted...
vocedelmorte posted...
LordMarshal posted...
DarthGravid posted...
It's definitely sad. Make some real friends, there are good people here.


But the TC is so sexy and smart.

You talking to yourself

why are you commenting on a conversation you're holding with yourself?


Because i love myself, so much.
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TopicIs talking with yourself with alts against tos?
Lairen
12/17/18 9:47:02 PM
#8
vocedelmorte posted...
LordMarshal posted...
DarthGravid posted...
It's definitely sad. Make some real friends, there are good people here.


But the TC is so sexy and smart.

You talking to yourself


That was the joke. Not a good or funny one but a joke....
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TopicIs talking with yourself with alts against tos?
Lairen
12/17/18 9:46:33 PM
#7
Lunar_Savage posted...
Depends on content and how severely you piss off the other users.


If you get so many people to mark something, i think the mods just nkl delete it regardless.
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TopicIs talking with yourself with alts against tos?
Lairen
12/17/18 9:39:53 PM
#1
Or agreeing or w/e.
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TopicYou get moderated for an unfair moderation
Lairen
12/17/18 9:38:17 PM
#25
Its like everyone ignores the endless accounts you can make even banned.
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TopicHow do you deal with an online stalker?
Lairen
12/17/18 6:56:09 PM
#10
Here? Switch to alts.
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TopicYou get moderated for an unfair moderation
Lairen
12/17/18 6:51:38 PM
#16
You can make new accounts even when banned. Everyone seems to know so, make some more. All mine are remembered by my phone so switxhing is fast and simple.

Mods deem anything anything they want so, i made a bunch of accounts.
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TopicYou get moderated for an unfair moderation
Lairen
12/17/18 6:42:09 PM
#8
If you have 3+ accounts, you wouldnt care about mods ever again.
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