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FatalAccident posted...

damn son

is that ariel and ursula on it too? lol

It's about to be
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FatalAccident posted...

it is literally not even christmas anymore lol

We literally don't give a shit in this household. We love our Christmas tree.
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_PandaMaster_ posted...

Damn, Jen is a good artist. Look at that doggie portrait!

That isn't from me lol. We took Ernie to a doggie charity thing and paid to have his pic drawn to benefit some puppers.

likehelly posted...

what is that red thing with the light on top of the wii

That's not a red light. It's a white light. But it's a red hard drive. I did gamefaqs inappropriate things to my wii.

DocDelicious posted...

likehelly posted...

Katamari Forever

nice

I know, right?

Respect.

I got Katamari Damacy, We Katamari and Me & My Katamari! Love Katamari.
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RCtheWSBC posted...

Jen0125 posted...

Boo I got a 10% off coupon for wayfair from the post office when I changed my address. I'll have a way comfier couch next you come if you wanna sleep there instead of my pillow top mattress you slept on last time lmao

So long as they're enough space for Ernie and me to cuddle

Looking at the house I think we can get a three cushion chaise couch with the chaise on the third cushion

Lots of room for snuggling Ernold
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Greenfox111 posted...

if its not the christmas season, then its just a tree

also wtf is that gangster shit on your telly

We're gonna set the tree up real good this weekend. My boyfriend didn't realize you needed to put the lights on first. Apparently.

I'm watching To Catch a Predator reruns because my internet installation didn't go smoothly so I have to watch what I have on my hard drive.

Oh nice also you guys zoomed in on my video games. Yeah I have an okay collection.

RCtheWSBC posted...

Can't wait to fall asleep on that couch

Boo I got a 10% off coupon for wayfair from the post office when I changed my address. I'll have a way comfier couch next you come if you wanna sleep there instead of my pillow top mattress you slept on last time lmao
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Dang that's a big ol tv
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Christmas tree going up



Entertainment stand and all my video games and movies!

Everything else is all fucked still tho
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Smarkil posted...

Why does sunny hate women so much

Because it took him forty years to get one to date him.
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I prefer Miracle Whip.
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adjl posted...

Jen0125 posted...

if her first time doing anal only hurt "a little" it probably wasn't her first time

Depends what she's done to work up to it. First time having anal sex=/=first time having something up yer booty.

TRU
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i'm at work still
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thanks mipond!

potd housewarming when i get settled :P
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it all feels the same in the dark
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RCtheWSBC posted...

Damn I did the damn thing, jeeeeeeez

Going to make some jambalaya in preparation for Mardi Gras, yaaas

Sometimes doing the dang thing gives a great sense of accomplishment
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FellWolf posted...

How do you THINK he is? Have you sucked his dick?

did you just assume EVERYONE'S gender?!
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DO ITTTT lazy bum
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i don't like any preservatives in my horseshit either, sunny.
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Mead posted...

Jen0125 posted...

they're really just meant as a punitive punishment for doing something illegal that inconvenienced someone to an extreme degree so you don't do it again

So its like a tax for being an asshole

yes
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Zangulus posted...

TCs female friend: Be gentle, its my first time.

TC:

lmaoooo
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Before we meet I'm going to tell him to obtain a cashier's check for X amount and then when we meet I'm going to have the release and tell him to sign it and if he doesn't I'm going to ask him to leave because we're still the tenants and the lease is not vacated and I'll see him in court.
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they're really just meant as a punitive punishment for doing something illegal that inconvenienced someone to an extreme degree so you don't do it again
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Mead posted...

I looked up treble damages and Im not really sure which situations they apply to

Is it just up to the judge?

treble damages apply to different case types depending on jurisdiction
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yeah if i have to take him to court i'm absolutely adding in inconvenience damages in there and ask for any legal fees i incur as a result of having to do all this because of him.

he's looking at going from a $5k claim to a $20k claim after treble damages and attorney fees.
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knivesX2004 posted...

Hopefully you don't get stalled in court and stuck with a bunch of bullshit fees.

he'll definitely have to pay my legal fees. he has no legal backing for what he's trying to do. does he really think with all the documentation i have he'll prevail? it's crazy. does he think he'll be able to convince anyone i just spent $4k to move out of a home i had no intentions to vacate out of the kindness of my heart because he made a poor business transaction? lmao i'd love to see the jury's face because this would be a jury/judge trial because it's over the small claims threshold.

Greenfox111 posted...

so youre telling me youre gonna get even more free shit???

no, i still just want my expenses paid! lol i told him i'm not even pursuing him for inconvenience which i'm entitled to and a court would give me. i told him to look up wrongful eviction and treble damages if this is how he wants to go. he told me it doesn't need to be combative. i told him he's the one making it that way.
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I will have great luck because small claims is preponderance of evidence and I have all I need lol
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RCtheWSBC posted...

Hello I just woke up I guess.

The snow storm continues outside so I ain't trying to be at work later today

Luckyyyy
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Far-Queue posted...

Man, Im glad youre able to laugh about it, but Im sorry you have to go through all of this bullshit. Its a lot of unnecessary stuff you have to deal with. Moving is enough of a pain in the ass in itself.

I feel worse for people who don't even know they have rights and just allow people to wrongfully evict them. They have no idea they're entitled to compensation.
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SunWuKung420 posted...

For someone who acted like they knew what they were doing, why didn't you get anything in writing? Why did you "put the cart before the horse?"

I have it in writing this was just an official contract to release all parties for X amount and move on with life. Then it reserves our right to sue if not reimbursed in 30 days.

You are out of your depth here lol
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And says he never agreed to pay our moving expenses

I told him to read up on treble damages because this would be wrongful eviction
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I'll feel ur cream bb
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Sarcasthma posted...

I just hope his wifes business only produces healthy food with absolutely no fillers and/or preservatives.

Good luck expanding your business when your husband objects to frozen food lmao
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Miroku_of_Nite1 posted...

Jen0125 posted...

if her first time doing anal only hurt "a little" it probably wasn't her first time

Or he's small.

Maybe it was just the tip
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SunWuKung420 posted...

@Jen0125 you think taco bell is a valid representation of Mexican cuisine. Any of your opinions are inherently wrong.

When have I ever said that
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It definitely can. If you're too wet it's like a slip and slide sometimes lmao
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shadowsword87 posted...

Jen0125 posted...

if her first time doing anal only hurt "a little" it probably wasn't her first time

Or slobber on a whole bucket of lube.

Then she probably wouldn't even feel it lmao
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Are people who don't like physical intimacy not allowed to take baths?
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Mead posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

There's only reason to constantly insult someone's life.

You must be extremely jealous of people who eat at taco bell

Or people that have strokes
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Gonads in the lightning
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gonads and strife
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SunWuKung420 posted...

She runs a unique food manufacturing business.

she has a business that isn't even spelled properly but isn't spelled incorrectly enough for it to be considered good branding
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"I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429

did you ignore the first half about my body fat or yes you did

bmi is a perfectly good indicator for people who aren't outliers to the metrics. average bmi is anywhere from 18.5 - 24.99. that's not "high" and you have no clue where i am on that spectrum

stop being obsessed with my body. i thought you were against homosexuality? you sure do fantasize about me enough for that to be questionable.
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so you'll be an ex-fry cook with no job
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Blighboy posted...

Andromicus posted...

The left leaning centrist rides again!

lmao i love that image.
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if her first time doing anal only hurt "a little" it probably wasn't her first time
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here's some terms for you to understand: i don't have high body fat and my bmi is average
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JanwayDaahl posted...

You're not skinny or in-shape either, in case that's where you're going with this

i didn't say i was skinny. i said i was thin.
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i am a doctor who teaches law
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i changed my listings to $300 and will haggle from there. all listings say price is negotiable and for both items.
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Got my first "I'll send you payment through usps and set up shipping" scam
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