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TopicAndrew Lincoln is now CLEAN SHAVEN as he Confirms his EXIT on The Walking Dead!
JazzMasterZero
07/23/18 12:17:22 PM
#9
Aculo posted...
who cares? that show sucks, and lincoln is a shit actor, ok?

I think one of his stand ins who got fired for being overweight actually posts here.
TopicI had to fill the strangest food delivery order today.
JazzMasterZero
07/21/18 12:10:12 AM
#74
Jen0125 posted...
Doctor Foxx posted...
right now if I had ten dollars i would pay for TWO babies worth of fries delivered


woah high roller right here

I bet she gets comp pankcakes throwing around that kind of money.
TopicTrump Administration defends campus sexual assault rules.
JazzMasterZero
07/20/18 9:04:55 PM
#5
Honestly Im so sick and tired of people making a mountain out of a mole hill with everything that Trump is even remotely associated with that Im going to vote for him in 2020 even though I dont like him.
TopicWhich of these cars have the most "asshole drivers"?
JazzMasterZero
07/20/18 4:29:58 PM
#3
People who drive oversized trucks.
TopicPlease Read: Important Post I am spreading everywhere (about to die)
JazzMasterZero
07/20/18 4:28:10 PM
#11
Hopefully TC didnt really die so he can tell us how to use our spirit to stop the second coming of Hitler and cure Trumps AIDs.
Topicit's hot enough to fry an egg on the side of the road in texas....
JazzMasterZero
07/20/18 2:44:32 PM
#18
But is it hot enough to toast a pop-tart?
TopicWhen you think of the mythical god, Zeus, what do you picture him as?
JazzMasterZero
07/19/18 3:53:54 PM
#12
Topic2 days a week, I don't drink any coffee, as breaks from caffeine.
JazzMasterZero
07/19/18 2:41:20 PM
#34
If you are at Sunnys organic guilt-free Waffle House and drank more IPAs, your shit wouldnt be stinky.
Topicheliy is in purg for 30 days lmao
JazzMasterZero
07/18/18 11:09:54 PM
#19
Lol. That sig. Good luck, Teeth.
TopicHow many sexual partners have you had this year?
JazzMasterZero
07/18/18 3:10:25 PM
#17
Moonjay posted...
EclairReturns posted...
CarefreeDude posted...
change that


You act as though it's even a possibility for someone as shy and mentally unstable such as myself. Not to mention I still live with my parents...


Dude. I was extremely shy, extremely mentally ill, living with a horrible abusive family that would be a red flag for anyone, morbidly obese, didn't know how to cook, didn't know how to drive, had about a million hanguos, and was afraid of sex. I still got married right out of that situation. It's ALWAYS possible. For anyone. Literally anyone.

His argument is going to be that it worked out for you because you have a vagina.
Topici drink la croix, ok?
JazzMasterZero
07/17/18 3:55:45 PM
#9
Aculo posted...
JazzMasterZero posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Imagine needing to hydrate between beers.

Weaksauce

I hope that one day your kids, if your wife isnt too old yet, are thoroughly impressed by your amazing feats of drinking.

being constantly dehydrated can causes sterility. that and being his age, his swimmers most likely went extinct years ago, ok?

plus his wife is way too old. i'm not even joking about this: a pregnancy past age 35 is considered geriatric.

Fetal alcohol syndrome is another big thing they have to worry about. Thankfully the baby cant get it from him, but if his wife supports his drinking like she does, it makes you wonder about her drinking habits.
Topici drink la croix, ok?
JazzMasterZero
07/17/18 2:30:27 PM
#6
SunWuKung420 posted...
Imagine needing to hydrate between beers.

Weaksauce

I hope that one day your kids, if your wife isnt too old yet, are thoroughly impressed by your amazing feats of drinking.
TopicSomeThomas
JazzMasterZero
07/13/18 11:33:10 PM
#40
ZackMorris posted...
Is being homeless common here?

Yes. There are several adult posters here that do not have jobs and could not possibly afford a home.
TopicOooh I think I got fired lmao
JazzMasterZero
07/11/18 11:29:08 PM
#57
Its butt cancer.
Topici have a water melon
JazzMasterZero
07/11/18 11:27:18 PM
#11
Will you say that it was worth it if he calls the number?
Topici have a water melon
JazzMasterZero
07/11/18 10:31:32 PM
#3
Lmao. Wonder if @SunWuKung420 will request you get a sig wipe.
Topicfriendly reminder that the helly squad is legion
JazzMasterZero
07/07/18 1:31:13 PM
#21
Heily Squad
TopicI love Ariana Grande, and can't stop listening to this song
JazzMasterZero
07/07/18 10:15:26 AM
#3
At least we now know who is behind that @_PandaMaster_ alt.
Topicif you milked jen, what would come out?
JazzMasterZero
07/03/18 11:02:07 AM
#2
Taco Bell hot sauce.
TopicDo you Work Out?
JazzMasterZero
06/28/18 3:37:58 PM
#9
100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and run 10km a day.
Topici got warned for asking why chewy was dumb
JazzMasterZero
06/27/18 1:53:51 PM
#29
Just take the capital i on this one heily. Nobody calls plugging something in without batteries charging.
TopicF-Zero is so dormant it's not even in this poll :(
JazzMasterZero
06/24/18 10:15:41 AM
#2
Too many hipster games that not many people have heard about were selected for this poll.
Topici just really hate the hospital.
JazzMasterZero
06/24/18 10:13:33 AM
#39
Has the possibility of amputation been brought up or discussed by the doctors?
Topicmzsylver is the hottest poster on this board, ok?
JazzMasterZero
06/21/18 4:39:44 PM
#26
If you want to be a little more explicit you could say you want to duck her hunt.
TopicJoker origin movie won't be set in the DC Cinematic Universe
JazzMasterZero
06/17/18 9:42:50 AM
#2
Should be better since it wont have Jared Leto.
TopicKawhi wants out of San Antonio .__.
JazzMasterZero
06/16/18 9:25:59 AM
#36
Kawhi going to LA to make millions endorsing BBB. LaVar working his magic once again.
TopicOof I might have to take this dog back to the shelter
JazzMasterZero
06/15/18 7:47:59 PM
#17
Blightzkrieg posted...
If Arctic were here he'd give you a good talking to for this

lmao
TopicJoestarr, why did you close your sigh topic?
JazzMasterZero
06/14/18 9:55:02 PM
#6
She got wrecked.
TopicSigh.
JazzMasterZero
06/14/18 9:24:57 PM
#72
joestarrr posted...
EverDownward posted...
I want to believe you're a decent person that has a lot of shit they need to sort out, but you wallowing in the attention even if all of it is negative is really alarming and indicative of shitty qualities.


I'm really not
I genuinely feel bad that others feel like I've screwed them over, and I want people to know that I really am sorry for being such a train wreck and emotionally damaging them.

You feel bad because you got called out and exposed for using people. Dont try to spin it.
TopicSigh.
JazzMasterZero
06/14/18 9:13:01 PM
#53
joestarrr posted...
JazzMasterZero posted...
joestarrr posted...
I'm saying it feels awful to have all my personal shit aired for others to see and to have my trust broken.

Im upset that I got called out for my bullshit and got exposed for treating people poorly.


You think it's ok to out private conversations people have?

Maybe if you treated people better they wouldnt post your private conversations.
TopicSigh.
JazzMasterZero
06/14/18 9:10:07 PM
#46
joestarrr posted...
I'm saying it feels awful to have all my personal shit aired for others to see and to have my trust broken.

Im upset that I got called out for my bullshit and got exposed for treating people poorly.
TopicThe Last of Us 2 gameplay trailer discussion
JazzMasterZero
06/12/18 11:17:08 AM
#8
Idk why they decided to make Ellie a lesbian. Just seems like a lame attempt to pander to the LGBT crowd and doesnt really add anything to the story or gameplay.
TopicImagine being proud of being such a piece of shit.
JazzMasterZero
06/11/18 8:08:40 PM
#7
$10 says hes a power bottom.
Topicdtf??
JazzMasterZero
06/10/18 9:49:28 PM
#3
LittleRoyal posted...
Uhh ire whats that mean

Down to finger paint.
Topicthis fucking bullshit pisses me the fuck off
JazzMasterZero
06/09/18 3:46:32 PM
#10
WastelandCowboy impersonation?
TopicSide effects on medications don't "stack" right?
JazzMasterZero
06/09/18 2:13:23 AM
#15
@SunWuKung420 knows a lot about seizures.
TopicWhich of my favorite wii games is your favorite?
JazzMasterZero
06/09/18 1:56:22 AM
#24
vocedelmorte posted...
JazzMasterZero posted...
vocedelmorte posted...
Trash list. Since Wii had Fire Emblem and No More Heroes and Mad World

All the games TC listed are better than those three.

Voted for Galaxy 2.

Nah you just like to play in kids games its ok

Nah you just like hipster games. I bet you havent even played through those 3, but just like to throw them out there because you think theyre cool.
TopicLebron James
JazzMasterZero
06/09/18 1:48:01 AM
#8
FatalAccident posted...
Jordan isnt the greatest. Arguably 3rd or 4th

But yeah Jordan was better

Whos your top 5 Fatal? Personally I dont include people I havent watched on live tv, so for your modern era Id go

LeBron
Jordan
Shaq
Kobe
Duncan
TopicWhich of my favorite wii games is your favorite?
JazzMasterZero
06/09/18 1:39:46 AM
#22
vocedelmorte posted...
Trash list. Since Wii had Fire Emblem and No More Heroes and Mad World

All the games TC listed are better than those three.

Voted for Galaxy 2.
TopicKelly marie tran shuts down social media after vicious attacks from star wars..
JazzMasterZero
06/07/18 10:19:45 PM
#26
Rose is the most annoying character in Star Wars since Jar Jar.
TopicWhat is Larry Frag's favorite band?
JazzMasterZero
06/07/18 9:19:42 PM
#9
The Drunken Slut Sisters?
TopicSo, I'm standing in Lowe's discussing flower pots when...
JazzMasterZero
06/04/18 3:21:18 PM
#2
I think it was a sign from Buddha that your chakras are more properly aligned than anyone else here.
TopicAMA: I'll be 40 soon.
JazzMasterZero
06/01/18 8:46:02 PM
#116
Lmao. Bar food and IPAs = a diet focused on intestinal health. Also your prostate has nothing to do with your intestines, Sunny.
TopicAMA: I'll be 40 soon.
JazzMasterZero
06/01/18 8:16:03 PM
#112
He might not want one due to homophobia.
TopicAMA: I'll be 40 soon.
JazzMasterZero
05/31/18 8:07:30 PM
#89
SunWuKung420 posted...
Most likely not. I've always been a one woman man and she's very much a one guy lady.

So you think #3rdPlace
TopicAMA: I'll be 40 soon.
JazzMasterZero
05/31/18 7:42:10 PM
#85
SunWuKung420 posted...
CarefreeDude posted...
Around 40 is the age where a lot of couples become swingers. If I recall, you are married right? Are you two gonna be swingers?


No. We've only been a couple for 2 years and married for 9 months.

So youre insecure in your relationship?
TopicAMA: I'll be 40 soon.
JazzMasterZero
05/31/18 3:11:29 PM
#57
Are you currently drunk?
TopicThe battle of animated Disney movies round one battle eight!!!!
JazzMasterZero
05/31/18 3:11:06 PM
#2
Neither of these movies deserve to go to the second round.
Topicturn to ESPN and check out the booty on this Oregon soft ball pitcher
JazzMasterZero
05/31/18 3:07:54 PM
#15
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