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TopicReggieBush09 is WARNED
Jagr_68
01/19/21 6:50:16 PM
#2
Our GameFAQs' favorite resident crazy person is WARNED again for the thousandth time.

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TopicSo who taught Anakin how to become a force ghost?
Jagr_68
01/19/21 6:48:37 PM
#9
Because story and full redemptive closure in ROTJ, which was the END of Star Wars btw.

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TopicI hate woman.
Jagr_68
01/19/21 5:44:51 PM
#25
Lol Reg still being goddamn fucking weird from 2007-present

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TopicCops arrest essential workers striking for $1 raise
Jagr_68
01/19/21 4:55:37 PM
#2
TopicTrump can do something before he departs
Jagr_68
01/19/21 4:31:22 PM
#5
Just like how he fucked Americans

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TopicThe "Top reviews" for Invisible Man (2020) on Amazon are interesting.
Jagr_68
01/19/21 4:29:24 PM
#10
EnvoyOfTheLight posted...
I like how the only reputable reviewer at the top actually gave it a good review.

Because it's a surprisingly good fucking movie and life's too short to be wasting it on anti-SJW trolling.

*EDIT*
although the Metal Gear Solid homage at the end was a bit toooooooo over the top kind of stupid.

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TopicPredict the "thanks Obama" for Biden.
Jagr_68
01/19/21 4:20:39 PM
#5
TopicChris Tucker's funniest role
Jagr_68
01/19/21 3:58:43 PM
#8
"The older the berry, the sweeter the juice."

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TopicView Image --> View Page Info --> Address > Image --> Save As
Jagr_68
01/19/21 3:19:14 PM
#1
TopicWhy exactly is height so important to women?
Jagr_68
01/19/21 3:11:39 PM
#43
Something about women riding big men and/or being dominated by them.

Least that's how I see it personally anyway.

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TopicGhost of Tsushima topic
Jagr_68
01/19/21 3:08:51 PM
#10
Cocytus posted...
Cool! I don't think I've ever gotten platinum anything.

It's an easy first for you then. Just get all the equipment, weapons, liberate camps, do all the other open world stuff, etc and you're done. I give Suckerpunch a ton of credit for their liberating use of Fast Travel because the game would be a serious slog getting anything done without them.

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TopicScream Factory's remaster of Event Horizon is not the long awaited Director Cut
Jagr_68
01/19/21 2:58:50 PM
#1
https://collider.com/jason-isaacs-interview-event-horizon-directors-cut/

If you are, as I am, a fan of Paul W.S. Anderson's cult 1997 sci-fi horror film Event Horizon, then there is one thing you want to see: The fabled, ultraviolent, mythological director's cut. Anderson's post-production period on the film was cut short and wrestled away by him from the studio, Paramount Pictures, resulting in a rushed theatrical cut running at 96 minutes. Anderson's first workprint cut, which self-admittedly didn't work how he wanted it to, ran at 130 minutes, and Anderson believes his "director's cut" might play the best at around 106 minutes.

Most notable among the missing footage? A plethora of ultra-gory, graphic violence involving the crew of the Event Horizon being hellishly, surreally tortured, only seen in nearly subliminal flashes during key elements of the theatrical cut. Fans of this movie have a huge appetite for this thus-far nonexistent cut, with rumors of VHS copies of the first cut flying around, and a recent Shout Factory collector's edition blu-ray prompting gasps that they might actually have a director's cut to show us (thus far, the specialty video company has kept mum on the disc's special features).

Isaacs' recounting of the history of this missing footage involves the second unit director "shooting the footage that we saw flashes of in Event Horizon, of what happened to the old crew in Hell," having been delegated to these pieces of footage by Anderson. From there, things got... odd.

"He was doing things that were, I've no doubt, against the law. Certainly against every ethical and professional guild code. There were porn stars. There were amputees. There were people recruited from S&M clubs. There was some stuff going on in there. Every now and again, he would walk over to our set with a kind of Vietnam [War], thousand year old stare and go, 'You would not believe what I've been seeing this morning.' So, they shot lots of that stuff."

"I know there was a shot cut, a slightly gorier shot of my body. When you discover my dead body, I'm naked, flayed, hung up by hooks, gutted from neck to navel with all my organs hanging out over the operating table. I think there was a shot inside my stomach cavity, that came out, panned around, showed you all the gore, swirled around, and then found Sam Neill walking in. It was so disgusting, but also, it was a much bigger death than the more important deaths that were coming, that it kind of upended things priority wise. So, they started it with the wide shot. I think first of all, audiences might have been gagging. I don't know."

Ultimately, Isaacs doesn't "think that there are any other sequences that make the film any better." And while concedes that he's "sure that Paul got some notes from the studio and made a cut. He may have some of the cut in his head," Isaacs has a final word of warning for any Event Horizon director's cut truthers out there: "Anybody who's thinking there is a more definitive version of Event Horizon, concentrate on that rather than 5G, but you're wasting your time."

Well fuck, there go the sales to that bluray. I was a little hyped they'd use something out of that old workprint \_()_/

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TopicGhost of Tsushima topic
Jagr_68
01/19/21 2:44:56 PM
#5
Platinum'd the game several months ago and played alot of Legends until I got distracted by other games.

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TopicWas *Paralyzer* Finger Elven's only good song?
Jagr_68
01/19/21 1:55:24 PM
#3
Whatever the heck songs they put out on 1080 Avalanche's soundtrack were decent. Meh band tho.

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TopicAlien 3 vs. Alien Resurrection
Jagr_68
01/19/21 1:53:38 PM
#5
seankimberley42 posted...
Alien 3 killed off Newt and Hicks, so Resurrection
all the way.

this plus Ron Perlman was pretty damn great in that movie, as bizarrely written as it was for an Alien movie.

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Topichailee steinfeld is so hot
Jagr_68
01/19/21 1:42:24 PM
#7
No_U_L7 posted...
id bang her any time

respect her you jerk

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Topicso there's a movie titled Trump vs The Illuminatti...
Jagr_68
01/19/21 1:41:32 PM
#4
I'm more amazed that this was NOT a Dinesh D'Souza film either lmfao

I need to see what the Snob's been watching all of 2020 since I've been out of the loop that long.

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TopicWho will people blame for the World's problems when Trump is gone?
Jagr_68
01/19/21 1:29:45 PM
#3
TopicKingdoms of Amalur: Re-Reckoning releases on Switch March 16th
Jagr_68
01/19/21 12:59:59 PM
#11
Tyranthraxus posted...
The game flopped financially because Curt decided to give his employees MLB level benefits. It sold a decent amount and got mostly positive reviews.

Damn, that's seriously telling how he of all people would treat his team that decent unlike any of the shit AAA companies that could EASILY afford such costs.

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TopicKingdoms of Amalur: Re-Reckoning releases on Switch March 16th
Jagr_68
01/19/21 12:44:48 PM
#6
Was this game ever any good? All I remember was Alt Right Curt Schilling took Rhode Island's tax money to make the game and it was considered a flop.

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TopicThe narrative of Mafia 3 is a mess (Spoilers)
Jagr_68
01/19/21 12:34:29 PM
#9
UnfairRepresent posted...
And as an aside. Lincoln Clay? Really? Might as well call him Malcolm King or Barack Nelson or Gregory J. Blackguy.

lmao

I actually don't have an issue with the story, because it's at least done competently as opposed to the gameplay which is the most repetitive and boring shit ever. Didn't even bother spending more than a couple hours on the "definitive edition".

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TopicGuy BREAKS the internet after posing hot photos of himself on Instagram :O
Jagr_68
01/19/21 12:30:35 PM
#15
MUH INTERNET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*disconnects*

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TopicA porno company offers you $1,000 to shoot a porno in your house
Jagr_68
01/19/21 12:18:35 PM
#12
E32005 posted...
add two 0's at the end of that sure


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Topic... America needs a new outside enemy to hate?
Jagr_68
01/19/21 12:14:04 PM
#9
TopicWilly's Wonderland - Official Trailer (2021) Nicolas Cage, Emily Tosta
Jagr_68
01/19/21 12:01:55 PM
#3
TopicHoly crap at 1 x-large pizza being $40...
Jagr_68
01/19/21 12:00:38 PM
#27
Flockaveli posted...
Doordash sounds like the biggest scam the more I hear about it.

They are. Delivery fees are up the ass and they still pocket most of that shit expecting you to also tip the actual delivery person. So it's a 2 for 2 scam service.

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Topic"6 ft" Drew Brews blows it in his final game ever
Jagr_68
01/19/21 11:55:16 AM
#10
BignutzisBack posted...
I'm very happy to see him go out the same way Brett Favre did

a loser?

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TopicHoly crap at 1 x-large pizza being $40...
Jagr_68
01/19/21 11:54:37 AM
#22
>2021
>using Doordash

Congrats you played yourself.

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Topicwho! will! trump! PARDON!?!?!
Jagr_68
01/19/21 11:23:17 AM
#4
monkmith posted...
...i'd legit clap if he stood in front of cameras and told reporters that...

lol

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Topicwho! will! trump! PARDON!?!?!
Jagr_68
01/19/21 11:19:55 AM
#2
TopicNY Mets general manager Jared Porter sent reporter unsolicited penis photos
Jagr_68
01/19/21 10:30:39 AM
#14
TopicWas this the first time on 90 Day Fiance history where they showed-S8E7 spoilers
Jagr_68
01/19/21 9:38:06 AM
#21
Hexenherz posted...
@Jagr_68 Yeah I get the sense that Brandon doesn't know what he wants. Yuliya is surprisingly really mature - she rolls with everything, doesn't chastise him in front of his parents, actually does want to make concessions. She's a real pleasure to watch.

It's really painful though, it seems like he's trying to please everyone and it's gonna fail >_>

I think her demands and expectations are probably the most sensible and reasonable ever for that show's female standards. All she wants is a place for them to chill and have sex in peace at. That's literally it lol

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TopicWas this the first time on 90 Day Fiance history where they showed-S8E7 spoilers
Jagr_68
01/19/21 9:26:08 AM
#17
Hexenherz posted...
Oh @Jagr_68 - They got worse.

Not only are they making them stay in different rooms.
They went to dinner with the grandfather, the grandfather asked if they had a wedding date in mind, they responded May 9th, the mom was like "Uh, no, you hold off on that date because that's Mother's Day, you will have to choose another date".

And they're basically trying to make Yuliya work on the farm but no one told her that that was going to be the expectation beforehand so she's like "Uh... wtf?" And they kinda treat her like a slave. She got up late one morning but still wanted to help them out, the dad asked if she wanted tea and she said yes and the mom said "We don't have time for tea, we have to go NOW." And then she made Yuliya carry her own coffee around when they were going to the farm lol.

So it's all starting to unravel. Lmao she's ditching by the end of the season if that dumbass kid doesn't decide to grow the hell up and move out. Now I'm interested to watch again so gj! :D

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TopicWhy is everything so tiny and cramped in Japan?
Jagr_68
01/19/21 9:14:51 AM
#18
But I thought everything was Big in Japan?

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TopicOne of my coworkers keeps shaming me for drinking coffee with cream and sugar
Jagr_68
01/19/21 9:04:25 AM
#12
You should tell your coworker to go drink a cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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TopicA picture of my cat
Jagr_68
01/19/21 8:44:43 AM
#6
Mine is cuter tho
*is basically the same cat*



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TopicWas this the first time on 90 Day Fiance history where they showed-S8E7 spoilers
Jagr_68
01/19/21 8:12:50 AM
#12
Did the parents join in to cockblock Stunt Double Tom Holland again? :p I've lost interest since episode 2 tbph.

Autocraticus posted...
Hexenherz posted...

Mike and Natalia are the best though lmao

They don't seem to like each other at all.

That's probably why it's the only watchable plotline. She's a lowkey psycho and they don't match yet FOR SOME REASON (because show) they're just forcing it anyway.

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TopicTomorrow is the inauguration, are you nervous?
Jagr_68
01/18/21 11:01:29 PM
#6
TopicCan any of the moderators be impeached?
Jagr_68
01/18/21 10:46:56 PM
#3
BilalPowell posted...
If the representatives of the board vote for it.



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TopicIf youre on a break during a relationship, is it okay to still check in
Jagr_68
01/18/21 10:45:57 PM
#43
Lairen posted...
I would never suggest a break and if they do i tell them its over.

This. Just a cowardly, half ass suggestion to BREAK UP without dealing with any of the consequences or other party's reactions.

Sorry TC but assume it's over and go from there. Don't check in, ya know :/

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Topic$100,000 but a giant chicken will fight you to the death once a year.
Jagr_68
01/18/21 10:40:41 PM
#12
If it's like Family Guy where we engage in nonstop 80s action tropes and cliches, yeah I'm down.

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Topiclol parler is back up with ddos protection from the russians
Jagr_68
01/18/21 9:31:56 PM
#5
Now they can go back to planning how they'll be taking back America from the Communists

Oh wait

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TopicJacob Blake admitted to picking up the knife during scuffle with police
Jagr_68
01/18/21 8:41:40 PM
#10
"I didn't want to be the next George Floyd," Blake told ABC's Michael Strahan. "I didn't want to die."

Main takeaway from that whole situation. Let's not bullshit here and pretend any A, B, C, D, etc action scenario he would've taken not result in anything different than what actually happened.

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TopicWhen the FBI trying to mourn MLK today...
Jagr_68
01/18/21 8:00:16 PM
#20
Makeveli_lives posted...
This I don't get though. Context?

Just my own observation because he was prominent target among conservatives and especially the govt for his "advocating" of gang, anti-police, and drug culture, and also "mysteriously" killed.

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TopicLmfao @ tone deaf Star Wars Luther King Day
Jagr_68
01/18/21 7:46:12 PM
#7
FortuneCookie posted...
Fun Fact: Dr. King was a fan of Star Trek because it represented the kind of future he wanted to see. He even sent a letter to Nichelle Nichols convincing her not to quit because she was the most prominent Black figure on television.

Star Trek did inclusion better in the 1960s than Star Wars did in the 2010s.

It's clearly obvious when the big distinction between the two was Roddenberry was respected enough to have major consulting power of his property to keep the themes of peace and unification intact (until he died anyway) while Star Wars is just manufactured lowest common demoninator shit.

This coming from a SW fan tbph.

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TopicWhen the FBI trying to mourn MLK today...
Jagr_68
01/18/21 7:41:12 PM
#12
MrToothHasYou posted...

No fucking way this is real rofl

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TopicWhen the FBI trying to mourn MLK today...
Jagr_68
01/18/21 7:39:11 PM
#8
Also funny because it's Tupac of all people lol.

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TopicAre the fears about big tech and censorship well-founded?
Jagr_68
01/18/21 7:33:10 PM
#9
TheBlueMonk_ posted...
you sign up for the site

you agree to its rules

jesus christ people

+1

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TopicWhat is up with au_gold's gimmick
Jagr_68
01/18/21 7:29:37 PM
#4
Because his Mulaney gimmick wasn't selling.

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TopicLmfao @ tone deaf Star Wars Luther King Day
Jagr_68
01/18/21 7:15:00 PM
#4
SSJGrimReaper posted...
They didn't even wish James Earl Jones a happy birthday yesterday

Man fuck that garbage scumsucking company

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