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TopicWoud you date a single parent
Heartomaton
02/17/22 11:08:01 AM
#11
Depends on whether or not she expects me to fulfill a step-parent role. If yes it's a hard pass, but if not, then absolutely.

It's something that you should discuss before entering into a serious relationship. Some people with kids want that role filled, but others are perfectly content taking care of their children on their own.

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TopicRemember when you nerds fell for Gordon Ramsay's RUNNY EGGS? lmao
Heartomaton
02/17/22 3:31:04 AM
#9
I like my eggs runny when they're sunny side up. Not so much scrambled.

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Topicjust had leftover pizza with leftover fried seafood
Heartomaton
02/17/22 3:27:14 AM
#6
U shud poast a pic of teh brik u shit lol

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TopicI will now punch you directly in the face.
Heartomaton
02/17/22 3:23:18 AM
#4
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


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TopicAre you a fan of Burger King?
Heartomaton
02/17/22 3:13:14 AM
#16
My last experience with Burger King was going there to try the ghost pepper chicken fries, only to find out that despite the advertising signs still being up, they had been discontinued.

I didn't even eat any of their food and yet I still left disappointed.

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TopicI will now punch you directly in the face.
Heartomaton
02/17/22 3:10:08 AM
#1
*Kicks you in the groin.*

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TopicJust unwittingly used a sulfide shampoo for dandruff control
Heartomaton
02/17/22 3:04:40 AM
#2
I know. I was in the shower with you.

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TopicAnyone here ever have food poisoning?
Heartomaton
02/17/22 12:12:51 AM
#5
Once, years ago. Should have tried to get a settlement from McDonald's when I had the chance.

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TopicWatching Robin Hood: Men in Tights for the first time...
Heartomaton
02/17/22 12:07:52 AM
#14
Carry Elwes was also Jerry, the guy nobody remembers from Liar Liar.

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TopicDoes your area code match where you live?
Heartomaton
02/16/22 9:40:31 PM
#2
Yep. Has since I got it.

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TopicMe, when I was young and stupid: "I hope they make a 'Zelda' movie!"
Heartomaton
02/16/22 9:26:35 PM
#5
With Chris Pratt as Link.

Emilia Clarke as Zelda.

And Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as Ganondorf.

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Topicwhy did no one ever tell me that pizza was so high in calories...?
Heartomaton
02/16/22 9:13:22 PM
#18
https://youtu.be/6zapgcgtdzw

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TopicShe said she wanted to fuck me.
Heartomaton
02/16/22 8:43:53 PM
#4
Damn furry.

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TopicWhat would you do if this girl broke in your house?
Heartomaton
02/16/22 8:40:54 PM
#28
Strider102 posted...
The kind that shoots thots who break into my home.

I call it the Thotgun.

You win the topic.

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TopicWhat would you do if this girl broke in your house?
Heartomaton
02/16/22 8:21:05 PM
#13
Stop, drop, and roll, obviously.

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TopicBatman villains are pretty unrealistic
Heartomaton
02/16/22 7:54:35 PM
#14
I say bring back Lord Death Man! Batman did him dirty!

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TopicPost Memes Here 15.0
Heartomaton
02/16/22 7:49:11 PM
#499
499

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TopicPimple popping videos
Heartomaton
02/16/22 7:03:08 PM
#5
Mods, suspend this person's posting privileges.

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TopicDamn this is the reddest shit I ever ate
Heartomaton
02/16/22 7:02:10 PM
#5
I wasn't impressed when I tried it. Not hot enough for me.

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TopicWhat is the most irritating normal enemy in any game?
Heartomaton
02/16/22 6:40:47 PM
#38
DespondentDeity posted...
They are in the Fire Temple in Ocarina of Time, and I think they were also in Links Awakening.

I think he was joking.

In case he's not, these are all the Zelda series games that they appear in:

The Legend of Zelda
A Link to the Past
Link's Awakening
Ocarina of Time
Majora's Mask
Oracle of Ages/Seasons
The Minish Cap
Phantom Hourglass
Spirit Tracks
A Link Between Worlds

They're even in Smash Bros and Cadence of Hyrule, too.

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TopicProbably a dumb question, but why does Ukraine just surrender?
Heartomaton
02/16/22 6:07:10 PM
#3
Gee, makes you wonder why the countries annexed by Germany didn't just surrender in the first place, don't it?

Obvious sarcasm is obvious. :P

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TopicWhat is the most irritating normal enemy in any game?
Heartomaton
02/16/22 5:59:48 PM
#24
A new challenger has appeared.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/0/AAcI8BAAC6Ks.jpg

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TopicArtist's depiction of Vegy trying to get back into GameFAQs after being banned.
Heartomaton
02/16/22 4:04:02 PM
#7
nfearurspecimn posted...
Hentai is illegal

No it isn't.

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TopicArtist's depiction of Vegy trying to get back into GameFAQs after being banned.
Heartomaton
02/16/22 3:52:58 PM
#3
nfearurspecimn posted...
I hope you do too because this topic is getting you banned

On what grounds?

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TopicArtist's depiction of Vegy trying to get back into GameFAQs after being banned.
Heartomaton
02/16/22 3:49:54 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/1/AAcI8BAAC7wR.jpg

Yes, I'm aware you still have an account or two, Veg. I wanted to post this anyway. I'm bored.

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TopicPost Memes Here 15.0
Heartomaton
02/16/22 3:21:40 PM
#492
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TopicPost Memes Here 15.0
Heartomaton
02/16/22 3:21:13 PM
#491
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TopicI officially identify as an Independent, now. Republicans done lost me.
Heartomaton
02/16/22 12:47:04 PM
#61
Machete posted...
Caution mad lol

I hope his car's upholstery can take the hit this time.

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TopicStop dying.
Heartomaton
02/16/22 12:12:48 PM
#6
Nukazie posted...
yeah no

Or, as an alternative, yes.

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TopicAheago Eevee
Heartomaton
02/16/22 11:40:12 AM
#10
Turbam posted...
The only other one was the Lopunny one and that was just a joke

...which implies that this one isn't. :l

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TopicI officially identify as an Independent, now. Republicans done lost me.
Heartomaton
02/16/22 11:38:10 AM
#53
You still suck.

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TopicKotaku SHOOTS HARD on Lost Ark's female character designs
Heartomaton
02/16/22 4:39:21 AM
#218
Kloe, just as a third-party observation, if you keep digging without a permit the city's going to fine you.

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TopicAheago Eevee
Heartomaton
02/16/22 4:27:38 AM
#5
Tyranthraxus posted...
Don't interrupt Turbam when he's posting pics

I will when those pictures offend my delicate sensibilities.

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Topicthis is some bullshit, if true
Heartomaton
02/16/22 4:25:59 AM
#2
I really hope that's fake, because literally doubling the rent with next to no real notice or adjustment period is straight evil no matter how you look at it.

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TopicStop dying.
Heartomaton
02/16/22 4:18:53 AM
#1
Right now. Just stop dying.

No more of that.

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TopicPost Memes Here 15.0
Heartomaton
02/16/22 4:13:33 AM
#487
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TopicPost Memes Here 15.0
Heartomaton
02/16/22 4:12:29 AM
#486
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TopicHot take: Iron Man 3 is the only bad MCU film
Heartomaton
02/16/22 4:09:50 AM
#5
Hotter take: There are no bad MCU films.

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TopicAheago Eevee
Heartomaton
02/16/22 3:56:26 AM
#3
Turb, your topics lately have skewed toward the theme of Poksex, and I do not appreciate it. >:(

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TopicA woman explained one thing that sucked about being gorgeous...
Heartomaton
02/16/22 3:47:29 AM
#6
Get outta there, Kurt Russell!

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Topicoh yeah way past cool
Heartomaton
02/16/22 3:19:33 AM
#5
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/2/9/AAcI8BAAC7oR.jpg

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TopicIs this a fucked up mindset? Does it make me a bad person? <_<
Heartomaton
02/16/22 3:01:00 AM
#9
This isn't a serious topic, but...

Paragon21XX posted...
Considering that dogs have the very same genetic marker that causes hypersocialbility in people with Williams-Beuren syndrome, that indeed is a very "fucked up way of thinking" to put it in your own words. Dogs didn't choose to love everyone at the drop of a hat: they were literally born that way, so despising them for something out of their control is just plain wrong.

...this, pretty much. And that's not even mentioning that humanity literally bred dogs to behave the various ways that they do intentionally over thousands of years.

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TopicWould you tip this waitress?
Heartomaton
02/16/22 2:40:41 AM
#21
Unless the service is utterly terrible, then of course I'm going to tip, because I'm not a douchebag.

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Topichave you ever heard a kid say something they thought was witty/wise/smart
Heartomaton
02/16/22 1:14:16 AM
#2
Some brat overheard me say I liked listening to metal.

She said you can't listen to metal, you can just feel it.

It'd be profound if she actually knew what she was talking about.

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TopicIf you weren't you, would you copy yourself?
Heartomaton
02/16/22 1:12:15 AM
#5
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Smart.


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