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darkprince45
02/16/22 8:10:27 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/2/3/AAPtAUAAC70r.jpg

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Fluttershy
02/16/22 8:11:41 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/79901138

i would go into that topic and answer it is the first thing i'd do

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atmasabr
02/16/22 8:11:48 PM
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I'd scream and wake up from the nightmare. I'm gay.

And trust me, my bachelor pad would have her run screaming out of the place even faster IRL.

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darkprince45
02/16/22 8:12:21 PM
#4:


Fluttershy posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/79901138

i would go into that topic and answer it is the first thing i'd do

  1. I have the Op blocked so I cant even see
  2. I dont respond to any tags
  3. I dont respond to a brony username
  4. gtfo

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Turbam
02/16/22 8:13:05 PM
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You just responded to a Brony username

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darkprince45
02/16/22 8:13:56 PM
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Turbam posted...
You just responded to a Brony username
Im responding with my hand hovering the username

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LanHikari10
02/16/22 8:15:05 PM
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darkprince45 posted...
Im responding with my hand hovering the username
What?

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Sczoyd
02/16/22 8:15:23 PM
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I guess I'd ask her wtf she's doing in my house

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Fluttershy
02/16/22 8:16:04 PM
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I have the Op blocked so I cant even see

lol.

I dont respond to any tags

lol.

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darkprince45
02/16/22 8:18:23 PM
#10:


Alright brony bounce

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BilalPowell
02/16/22 8:19:04 PM
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Sczoyd posted...
I guess I'd ask her wtf she's doing in my house


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ScazarMeltex
02/16/22 8:19:36 PM
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Tell her to get out before my wife kicks her ass.

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Heartomaton
02/16/22 8:21:05 PM
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Stop, drop, and roll, obviously.

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Zikten
02/16/22 8:21:39 PM
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I'd decide I must have wandered into a wacky anime. Perhaps a harem comedy. I'd start looking for the other girls
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Axiom
02/16/22 8:22:42 PM
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darkprince45 posted...
I have the Op blocked so I cant even see

Lmao this dude out here blocking anyone that talks about the reality of cops. How fragile
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darkprince45
02/16/22 8:24:33 PM
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Axiom posted...
Lmao this dude out here blocking anyone that talks about the reality of cops. How fragile
who? I had to look up who the OP was. Ive had Vipagts blocked for over two years now. I guess Im not allowed to use a feature on this site anymore lol

quit derailing topics with bad faith arguments

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BilalPowell
02/16/22 8:25:45 PM
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Why would you block someone? You should see what everyone has to say or you'll miss out on something.

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darkprince45
02/16/22 8:26:41 PM
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BilalPowell posted...
Why would you block someone? You should see what everyone has to say or you'll miss out on something.
Because I dont care to miss their posts and its option Im allowed to use and dont have to explain

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Fluttershy
02/16/22 8:26:55 PM
#19:


Alright brony bounce

block me.

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darkprince45
02/16/22 8:27:39 PM
#20:


Fluttershy posted...
Alright brony bounce

block me.
sure thing lol

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MabusIncarnate
02/16/22 8:27:52 PM
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darkprince45 posted...
Im responding with my hand hovering the username
I laughed

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Strider102
02/16/22 8:28:44 PM
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"Hey, you ain't my wife!"

*grabs shotgun*

"You got 3 seconds to get out."

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darkprince45
02/16/22 8:30:38 PM
#23:


Strider102 posted...
"Hey, you ain't my wife!"

*grabs shotgun*

"You got 3 seconds to get out."
What kind of shotgun you got

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BignutzisBack
02/16/22 8:31:50 PM
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berate her for paying worldstar for weekly instagram posts

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Strider102
02/16/22 8:32:48 PM
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darkprince45 posted...
What kind of shotgun you got

The kind that shoots thots who break into my home.

I call it the Thotgun.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
02/16/22 8:37:19 PM
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Assume it's a trick and they're a hit person there to kill me.

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ForsakenHermit
02/16/22 8:40:01 PM
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I actually had a woman high on ecstasy break into my apartment with me in. Crazy woman even took a shower before leaving. I didn't call the cops because I had no clue how she would have reacted to it and thought it best just to keep an eye on her until she left.

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Heartomaton
02/16/22 8:40:54 PM
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Strider102 posted...
The kind that shoots thots who break into my home.

I call it the Thotgun.

You win the topic.

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Ruvan22
02/16/22 8:43:51 PM
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ForsakenHermit posted...
I actually had a woman high on ecstasy break into my apartment with me in. Crazy woman even took a shower before leaving. I didn't call the cops because I had no clue how she would have reacted to it and thought it best just to keep an eye on her until she left.

Was she someone you knew?
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SweetieBeIle462
02/16/22 8:45:17 PM
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Test if bikini armor really is effective or not

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ForsakenHermit
02/16/22 8:45:49 PM
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Ruvan22 posted...
Was she someone you knew?
No but as it turns out she was someone the police were very familiar with both in my city and the one 10 miles down the road where she lived.

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JTilly
02/16/22 8:49:26 PM
#32:


ForsakenHermit posted...
I actually had a woman high on ecstasy break into my apartment with me in. Crazy woman even took a shower before leaving. I didn't call the cops because I had no clue how she would have reacted to it and thought it best just to keep an eye on her until she left.
what were the interactions between you two? o_O
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ForsakenHermit
02/16/22 8:54:52 PM
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JTilly posted...
what were the interactions between you two? o_O
Very strange, she kept talking about how people were out to get her and literally threw money at me to get me to help her out she even left some in my shower which she put there while it was running. She even offered to sleep with me but I didn't take the bait as she was sketchy, in no real position to consent and was having mood swings. I did keep an eye on her though when doors were open just to make sure she wouldn't steal anything.

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Ruvan22
02/16/22 10:25:09 PM
#34:


ForsakenHermit posted...
Very strange, she kept talking about how people were out to get her and literally threw money at me to get me to help her out she even left some in my shower which she put there while it was running. She even offered to sleep with me but I didn't take the bait as she was sketchy, in no real position to consent and was having mood swings. I did keep an eye on her though when doors were open just to make sure she wouldn't steal anything.

Nothing exciting ever happens in my life :(
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SauI_Goodman
02/16/22 10:26:23 PM
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Eat that ass.

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Questionmarktarius
02/16/22 10:28:43 PM
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yunalenne10
02/16/22 10:28:58 PM
#37:


How did she break in exactly?

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Ruvan22
02/16/22 10:29:59 PM
#38:


SauI_Goodman posted...
Eat that ass.

Err... are you normally good at convincing intruders to turn around and let you lick their posterior?
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SiO4
02/16/22 10:30:59 PM
#39:


yunalenne10 posted...
How did she break in exactly?


She came in through the bathroom window.

What would I do? I would call the faketitty police.

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ForsakenHermit
02/16/22 10:31:40 PM
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yunalenne10 posted...
How did she break in exactly?
I left my door unlocked in a rare moment of carelessness.

How she got in the building I live in is another question entirely. Afterwards the building manager put up no trespassing signs.

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