Current Events > why did no one ever tell me that pizza was so high in calories...?

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i can and often do just eat an entire pizza for a meal. been making a lot of oven baked frozen pizzas lately and looking at the calories...and they're absurdly high

looked it up and pizza is a high calorie food? wtf, since when....i had no idea

The internet exists to answer all of these questions and it was pretty damn obvious

DepreceV2 posted...

The internet exists to answer all of these questions and it was pretty damn obvious

how would i know to ask the question? how was it obvious?

Lots of carbs and pepperoni especially is very high calorie and shitty for you.

its literally meat cheese and bread

bread has a lot of calories
cheese has a lot of calories

and if you're getting something like pepperoni... guess what. that has a lot of calories too

OliviaRodrigo posted...

how would i know to ask the question? how was it obvious?

Thing is literally mostly cheese and bread... How is that not obvious?

OliviaRodrigo posted...

i can and often do just eat an entire pizza for a meal

That's a little like eating a whole big bag of chips. I don't think your reference point is a good one.

A New York slice is only 150 or so.

RetsuZaiZen posted...

Thing is literally mostly cheese and bread... How is that not obvious?

i know nothing about nutrition

atmasabr posted...

That's a little like eating a whole big bag of chips. I don't think your reference point is a good one.

A New York slice is only 150 or so.

um...why are you saying that like eating an entire bag of chips isn't a normal thing to do....

the internet? like you said it's on the fucking box.

i read the calories on anything I eat or drink that has a label.

OliviaRodrigo posted...

how would i know to ask the question? how was it obvious?

Are you seriously saying you didn't realize bread and cheese are calorie dense?

edit: Eh I gotta stop making these dickish posts. Sometimes people just incidentally dodge shit for a long time, somehow, not really something deliberate on your end.

But yes, bread and cheese, heavy in calories. Never mind the oils and cured meats. I can, indeed I did put down a whole pie today, but I'm on that OMAD shit.

wait till you find out about butter

Robot2600 posted...

the internet? like you said it's on the fucking box.

i read the calories on anything I eat or drink that has a label.

since when do pizza chains put their calories on the box...?

Guide posted...

Are you seriously saying you didn't realize bread and cheese are calorie dense?

OliviaRodrigo posted...

i know nothing about nutrition

Guide posted...

Are you seriously saying you didn't realize bread and cheese are calorie dense?

edit: Eh I gotta stop making these dickish posts. Sometimes people just incidentally dodge shit for a long time, somehow, not really something deliberate on your end.

But yes, bread and cheese, heavy in calories. Never mind the oils and cured meats. I can, indeed I did put down a whole pie today, but I'm on that OMAD shit.

I take a long time to edit instead of making new posts, so, repostin'

CE can answer most of your shit, but also can picturefit on youtube, in an undoubtedly friendlier manner.

OliviaRodrigo posted...

um...why are you saying that like eating an entire bag of chips isn't a normal thing to do....

Eating a $5 bag of chips in one sitting is not a normal thing to do.

atmasabr posted...

Eating a $5 bag of chips in one sitting is not a normal thing to do.

you guys are just messing with me now right...

OliviaRodrigo posted...

since when do pizza chains put their calories on the box...?

You mentioned frozen pizzas though

https://youtu.be/6zapgcgtdzw

RetsuZaiZen posted...

You mentioned frozen pizzas though

followed by the word "lately" hence why i finally noticed it. never used to eat frozen pizzas much

You must be quite young TC to not know that. If so then its understandable

DepreceV2 posted...

You must be quite young TC to not know that. If so then its understandable

im 35, i just know nothing about nutrition, growing up i was just told to eat until i threw up every chance i got (my parents grew up poor)

Is da some new gimmick you are auditioning?

OliviaRodrigo posted...

you guys are just messing with me now right...

I believe that's my line.

A 2000 calorie diet is a bit low by modern male standards, but it's not bad to shoot for. Even for women.

That means you stop eating. Small portions.

When I'm serious, that means two slices of French toast (plus syrup) = ~320 calories
A slice of pizza = 150 calories
A TV dinner that's ~= 500 calories
A bag of chips that's ~450 calories

And a 250 calorie bottle of soda and three smaller classes of soda for 450 calories :\
That's 2120 calories.

You're only supposed to eat like a slice or two, not the entire pie.

MixedRaceBaby posted...

its literally meat cheese and bread

No, it's a dish made with aged organic milk and smoke-cured meat tossed over seasoned tomato puree spread on baked whole wheat.

They're also incredibly high in sodium. That's the real thing you should look out for. Eating the entire pizza easily puts you over the daily recommended sodium intake. And that will raise your blood pressure.

What kind of stupid topic is thislike what

Bruh pizza is one of the worst things you can eat. Bread, cheese, and meat. Not necessarily bad for you but all together like pizza and in the quantities and portions that pizza is made of. Bad bad bad.

All that said, i love pizza.

You must have very nice metabolism.