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Topic	I turned 30 at a strip club.
Heartomaton 12/30/19 9:42:26 PM #1	Got there at about 11pm on December 28th and stayed until they closed at 5am December 29th. Not a bad birthday. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	If you dont have kids.... why not?
Heartomaton 12/30/19 8:50:55 PM #8	I loathe children, but also these. MabusIncarnate posted... Kids suck Gakk86 posted... I like sleeping. And having money. And having free time. The Catgirl Fondler posted... Not worth my time, effort, or resources. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	$10k or go back in time 10 years from today?
Heartomaton 12/30/19 5:14:13 PM #47	Ten years ago would be several years before my life was ruined, and the chance to fix it is worth much more than $10,000. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	Finished Bloodborne today. My thoughts: spoilers for BB and Dark Souls 1
Heartomaton 12/28/19 8:08:29 PM #2	Jabodie posted... * Fucking winter lanterns. Welcome to Bloodborne. Fuck you and fuck your sanity. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	$200k but you have to get a permanent vassectimy
Heartomaton 12/28/19 7:51:34 PM #5	In a heartbeat. I loathe children. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	How do we encourage white people to have children?
Heartomaton 12/28/19 7:24:52 PM #5	Better question: How do we encourage all people to have less children? --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	dat Dabura
Heartomaton 12/28/19 7:23:00 PM #6	kuwab0 posted... Mr. Popo knows your internet history Mr. Popo has seen much worse. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	Would you go to a BROTHEL in a FOREIGN COUNTRY where it is LEGAL??
Heartomaton 12/28/19 7:17:08 PM #3	I'd go to a BROTHEL in NEVADA where it is ALSO LEGAL. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	The day after tomorrow, I turn 30.
Heartomaton 12/27/19 10:27:04 PM #7	Johnny_Nutcase posted... I'd say it gets better. I still get carded but when people find out you're 30 they're like "ohhh geez he's almost done, better not ask him to help me move anything heavy" I hate helping people I don't know, anyway. And you can shit your pants all over the place and people will understand because you're 30. Somehow I have my doubts. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	The day after tomorrow, I turn 30.
Heartomaton 12/27/19 8:03:42 PM #1	Please tell me life gets better. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	If you ever became a billionaire do you think you'd buy a major sports team?
Heartomaton 12/27/19 7:26:35 PM #10	I'd buy a football team and a basketball team, and I would make them play soccer. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	You think you ever made an impact on another gamefaqs user?
Heartomaton 12/27/19 6:17:46 PM #6	The ones I have hit with my car will certainly never forget it. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	We should get a big reveal for One Piece chapter 1000
Heartomaton 12/27/19 2:26:53 PM #5	ThanksUglyGod posted... She better! https://youtu.be/31g0YE61PLQ --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	Girl I love since high school is in porn now
Heartomaton 12/26/19 6:38:35 PM #3	Man up and fap to it like the rest of us. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	Would you date a supertall girl?
Heartomaton 12/26/19 6:33:36 PM #3	I'd date any girl with a pulse, to be honest. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	YR: as a gift to the world, SBallen deletes the GameFAQs forums, keeps the rest
Heartomaton 12/26/19 5:38:12 PM #6	I would wonder where all the newly-free shitposting energy would go. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	What's the sexiest thing a girl has ever said to you?
Heartomaton 12/26/19 5:19:51 PM #6	Hello. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	What do you think of people who take TWO free samples?
Heartomaton 12/26/19 4:40:31 PM #6	I think those are rookie numbers. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	Do you ever dutch-oven yourself?
Heartomaton 12/26/19 2:53:14 PM #1	Do you ever subject yourself to your own captured fart stench? --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	Bailey Jay
Heartomaton 12/26/19 2:43:14 PM #9	Here you go, CE. https://imgur.com/a/EZ9xb1U --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	Bailey Jay
Heartomaton 12/26/19 2:18:43 PM #4	Yes. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	Favourite pornstar?
Heartomaton 12/25/19 9:40:32 PM #38	Corrupt_Power posted... This topic could use something... https://imgur.com/a/32U7aYH thrashmetal14 posted... ....is it loose? Nope. Still tight after many, many... many uses. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	What did you get for Christmas this year?
Heartomaton 12/25/19 9:16:19 PM #4	Nothing. But, my birthday is coming up in a few days and I'll be spending about $300, so there's at least that to look forward to. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	Favourite pornstar?
Heartomaton 12/25/19 8:45:54 PM #23	Lisa Ann. I even have a fleshlight modeled after her vagina. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	What do you want to take with you when you die?
Heartomaton 12/25/19 8:38:50 PM #2	I just want to be tossed in a dumpster and forgotten about, to be honest. My stuff can go wherever. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	Troll topic
Heartomaton 12/25/19 8:37:21 PM #2	Canned retort of the month. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	Nice X-Mas haul this year for once.
Heartomaton 12/25/19 8:33:12 PM #3	Why the big box of canned corn? --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	are the furries gonna masturbate to Cats (the movie)?
Heartomaton 12/25/19 8:29:07 PM #8	Those degenerates will fap to anything with a tail. And some things without tails. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.
Heartomaton 12/25/19 5:59:49 PM #69	https://youtu.be/BzMCjFQIefg --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	Christmas Sucks. Asked for a Mandalorian, got a...
Heartomaton 12/24/19 10:59:44 PM #6	BeyondWalls posted... Sold out now buddy. Not getting more stock until like April. So wait until April. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	Christmas Sucks. Asked for a Mandalorian, got a...
Heartomaton 12/24/19 10:57:16 PM #3	So go buy the toy you really want. Then you'll have a Mandalorian AND a Solo. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	Do you personally fear death and dying?
Heartomaton 12/24/19 9:10:14 PM #16	I fear that I will be doing it alone. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	The true meaning of Christmas?
Heartomaton 12/24/19 8:53:28 PM #6	vigorm0rtis posted... Love it. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	Ariplane's a Christmas movie, right?
Heartomaton 12/24/19 8:51:13 PM #5	Don't call me Shirley. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	I am seriously considering buying a life size sex doll
Heartomaton 12/24/19 8:43:00 PM #7	Get one used. It's cheaper. Stickier, but cheaper. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	The true meaning of Christmas?
Heartomaton 12/24/19 8:41:45 PM #4	ElatedVenusaur posted... But then, I work at a grocery store, and eight hours of Christmas music does strange things to a man's soul. I don't miss working retail. I just miss working. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	The true meaning of Christmas?
Heartomaton 12/24/19 8:31:36 PM #1	Tis the season for... ...merriment and good will toward mankind. ...drinking and revenge. ...capitalism. ...presents, both to and from! ...nothing. ...arson. ...furious, unending masturbation. ...good food and the joy of song. ...stewing in your own self-loathing. ...m'dick. Tis the season for... - Results (13 votes) ...merriment and good will toward mankind. 30.77% (4 votes) 4 ...drinking and revenge. 7.69% (1 vote) 1 ...capitalism. 23.08% (3 votes) 3 ...presents, both to and from! 15.38% (2 votes) 2 ...nothing. 15.38% (2 votes) 2 ...arson. 0% (0 votes) 0 ...furious, unending masturbation. 0% (0 votes) 0 ...good food and the joy of song. 0% (0 votes) 0 ...stewing in your own self-loathing. 7.69% (1 vote) 1 ...m'dick. 0% (0 votes) 0 Merry Christmas, motherfuckers. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	why I dont eat pork
Heartomaton 12/24/19 8:24:39 PM #3	But bacon tho. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	I'm sorry guys, but we might have to push christmas back a few weeks
Heartomaton 12/24/19 8:13:53 PM #14	Lousy Smarch weather... --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	Most hateable Kevin McAllister relative of all time?
Heartomaton 12/24/19 7:34:25 PM #10	Woof. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	Most hateable Kevin McAllister relative of all time?
Heartomaton 12/24/19 7:29:42 PM #8	Jagr_68 posted... HOW. DARE. YOU. Just look at his girlfriend. Woof. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	Most hateable Kevin McAllister relative of all time?
Heartomaton 12/24/19 7:22:40 PM #5	Buzz. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	Did Thanos include ____ in the ___ (spoilers)
Heartomaton 12/24/19 6:20:00 PM #15	Did Thanos include pineapple in the pizza? --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	Who Out Pizzas The Hut?
Heartomaton 12/24/19 6:02:08 PM #9	Everything else > Pizza Hut >>> Cici's --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	Handbra is allowed
Heartomaton 12/23/19 7:45:28 PM #45	linid0t posted... Good lord. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	Anyone else lactose intolerant?
Heartomaton 12/23/19 7:35:21 PM #1	I don't tolerate the lactose. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
Topic	America is more ready for a gay president than a female president.
Heartomaton 12/23/19 7:27:10 PM #20	What about a lesbian president? --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate!
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