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TopicThese are the top 3 upvoted Reddit posts of all time
HairyQueen
04/26/23 4:49:50 PM
#4
garan posted...
Why would huge news announcements be surprising?
Because some people expected cheese puns tbh

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TopicThese are the top 3 upvoted Reddit posts of all time
HairyQueen
04/26/23 4:11:31 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/2/3/AAfFpMAAEa17.jpg

Are you surprised?

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TopicIf Mario is supposed to be Italian, what is Peach?
HairyQueen
04/26/23 1:08:38 PM
#1
Since she's one of the only other "humans". Is she Italian too?

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TopicThe perfect girl but she always complains about postmodern neo-marxism
HairyQueen
04/25/23 6:50:52 PM
#3
KnightofShikari posted...
she's transphobic but she's a sexy futanari? that doesn't make sense
thats just woke propaganda she would reply

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TopicThe perfect girl but she always complains about postmodern neo-marxism
HairyQueen
04/25/23 6:31:00 PM
#1
Well?


The perfect girl but she always complains about postmodern Neo-Marxism, like every day. When pressed on it, she talks for over 10 minutes but doesnt make a single point about anything.

Shed also made being transphobic a part of her personality.

Would you still?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/0/3/AAfFpMAAEasP.jpg

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"I like to smell other people's farts" -k1zzl3_82
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TopicWhat's your credit score?
HairyQueen
04/25/23 3:05:14 PM
#1
What's your credit score?










I know credit scores are a racket, but what's yours?

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"I like to smell other people's farts" -k1zzl3_82
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TopicMale powerlifter (Avi Silverberg) enters women's event, breaks record
HairyQueen
04/25/23 1:22:44 PM
#9
I see

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TopicA "community activist" came to my door for the upcoming AZ election
HairyQueen
04/22/23 3:48:40 PM
#10
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]



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TopicWhat's your biggest regert of all time?
HairyQueen
04/20/23 9:23:47 PM
#35
_Angel_ posted...
Clicking this topic
Well excuse me for breathing jfc

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TopicWhat's your biggest regert of all time?
HairyQueen
04/20/23 4:45:27 PM
#1
For me, probably being mean to my ex... :/

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TopicThere's a button you can press that will tell you if your partner has cheated
HairyQueen
04/20/23 4:43:45 PM
#9
bigblu89 posted...
What if you push the button, the wizard says that they did cheat, and you break up.

Only to find out the wizard is one of those irrational weirdos that thinks if someone thinks a celebrity is good looking, they consider that cheating.
Do you think your partner would ever need to feel "sincere regret" about checking out a celebrity? And that they would've been so upset about their behavior that they'll never find a celebrity attractive again?

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TopicThere's a button you can press that will tell you if your partner has cheated
HairyQueen
04/20/23 4:04:29 PM
#4
alfred_ashford posted...
Yes I would and then I would suggest an open relationship lol
Interesting. You could do that anyway though

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TopicWould you play a Zelda game where she has to save Link?
HairyQueen
04/20/23 4:03:51 PM
#19
HylianFox posted...
I already have, it was called Wand of Gamelon.
Does that game have femboy Link?

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TopicWould you play a Zelda game where she has to save Link?
HairyQueen
04/19/23 9:56:02 PM
#15
BlackOmnimon posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/266202-the-legend-of-zelda-tears-of-the-kingdom/80417419
wow way to copy my topic. wow guy

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TopicThere's a button you can press that will tell you if your partner has cheated
HairyQueen
04/19/23 8:57:51 PM
#1
Do you press the button?


A wizard appears before you and presents to you a button you can press that will tell you if your partner of 20 years has cheated on you.

They explain that there is an unknown probability that your partner has cheated on you any number of times in the past. They assure you that if your partner did cheat, they have come to sincerely regret it. They also will never cheat on you again, regardless of whether or not the button is pressed.

You ask why the wizard chose you of all people to give this opportunity, and they explain that everyone gets a visit from the wizard after their 20-year anniversary.

If you choose to press the button, you'll learn if your partner cheated on you, not how often, not who with, only that it happened at least once.
You cannot discuss the wizard or the button with your partner or anyone else. The magic prevents you from communicating this information.

If you choose to not press the button, the wizard assures you that your partner will be faithful from now on with certainty, and if there was any cheating in the past, it truly crushed them with guilt. The wizard will never contact you again.

Do you press the button?

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"I like to smell other people's farts" -k1zzl3_82
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TopicControversial 'Don't Say Gay' rules expanded through 12th grade in Florida
HairyQueen
04/19/23 8:36:51 PM
#28
kingdrake2 posted...
in florida. though they'll likely expand in other republican state strongholds :(.
Don't forget how many other states are targeting the T in LGBT. Missouri even essentially banned gender affirming care for actual adults.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/04/14/us/missouri-transgender-health-care.html

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TopicTwo Iowa teens kill their teacher over bad grades
HairyQueen
04/19/23 8:32:56 PM
#5
Fucking hell

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TopicControversial 'Don't Say Gay' rules expanded through 12th grade in Florida
HairyQueen
04/19/23 8:27:57 PM
#25
"They're elementary kids, they don't need to learn about sexuality at school"<----*Beginning of Don't Say Gay bill*
V
"They're in high school, they don't need to learn about sexuality at school" <----*We are currently here*
V
"They can be gay, but they don't need to flaunt it in public, keep it in the bedroom out of sight of children"<----*We were here when I was growing up*
V
"Discussing gay issues in public is gay propaganda. The gay agenda is targeting our children. This needs to be banned."
V
"All LGBT people belong in prison or worse"

Anyone who doesn't see where these piece of shit conservatives are going with this is being willfully ignorant. They will not stop until queer people are dead are invisible.

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"I like to smell other people's farts" -k1zzl3_82
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TopicYR: The Elder Scrolls 6 is announced to be 1st person only
HairyQueen
04/19/23 6:34:09 PM
#9
Imagine not wanting to see your characters new mage robes >_>
I can't

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"I like to smell other people's farts" -k1zzl3_82
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TopicYR: The Elder Scrolls 6 is announced to be 1st person only
HairyQueen
04/19/23 6:27:13 PM
#1
Would it bother you? Would you still be it?

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"I like to smell other people's farts" -k1zzl3_82
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TopicControversial 'Don't Say Gay' rules expanded through 12th grade in Florida
HairyQueen
04/19/23 4:38:12 PM
#8
And they wont stop there.

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"I like to smell other people's farts" -k1zzl3_82
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TopicWould you play a Zelda game where she has to save Link?
HairyQueen
04/19/23 3:49:12 PM
#10
TerraSeeker posted...
Link isn't a femboy though
He is in this game though

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"I like to smell other people's farts" -k1zzl3_82
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TopicWould you play a Zelda game where she has to save Link?
HairyQueen
04/19/23 2:36:42 PM
#5
kage_53 posted...
Do I get to play as Sheik???
Of course. There's an entire combat and exploration mechanic that revolves around the different abilities between Zelda and her Sheik form.

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"I like to smell other people's farts" -k1zzl3_82
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TopicReplace one word of a sentence Han said with the word "sausage"
HairyQueen
04/19/23 2:30:31 PM
#40
"Luke, hands off my sausage!"

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"I like to smell other people's farts" -k1zzl3_82
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TopicWould you play a Zelda game where she has to save Link?
HairyQueen
04/19/23 2:28:33 PM
#1
Would you play a Zelda game where she has to save Link?



And you obviously would be playing as Zelda where femboy Link is kidnapped by Ganondorf for nefarious purposes. Would you play that game?
If not, why not?

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"I like to smell other people's farts" -k1zzl3_82
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TopicYour date: "I work as a manager at McDonald's"
HairyQueen
04/19/23 1:28:11 PM
#17
TC, you forgot to put a picture of a hot male McDonald's manager and a hot female McDonald's manager in your OP. Do better next time.

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"I like to smell other people's farts" -k1zzl3_82
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TopicPresident of Brazil demanded an end to Western support for Ukraine
HairyQueen
04/19/23 12:21:30 PM
#5
While Lula was unquestioningly a better choice than Balls in naruto, he can go fuck himself.

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"I like to smell other people's farts" -k1zzl3_82
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TopicA woman has 10 holes in her body or 12?
HairyQueen
04/19/23 12:18:27 PM
#23
They literally have the same number as men do

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"I like to smell other people's farts" -k1zzl3_82
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TopicWho pops into your head when you hear the word ''bigot''?
HairyQueen
04/19/23 11:43:52 AM
#13
rexcrk posted...
Are we allowed to name users here?
I'll allow it

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TopicWho pops into your head when you hear the word ''bigot''?
HairyQueen
04/19/23 11:32:59 AM
#9
Kimbos_Egg posted...
you
u fuckin wot m8?

PoopPotato posted...
Jerry Blank
Hilarious and accurate answer actually. Jerri*

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TopicWho pops into your head when you hear the word ''bigot''?
HairyQueen
04/19/23 10:42:47 AM
#1
What's their name?

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TopicContrapoints: The Witch Trials of JK Rowling
HairyQueen
04/17/23 10:04:22 PM
#3
Tyranthraxus posted...
Ughhh why is this two hours
Hi are you new here?

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TopicAlt Right Porn Star vows to boycott Lingerie company after they hired male model
HairyQueen
04/15/23 4:09:24 PM
#22
Ngl he looks great in that

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"I like to smell other people's farts" -k1zzl3_82
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TopicWill you be buying the Suikoden 1 and 2 HD remasters?
HairyQueen
04/15/23 4:07:07 PM
#10
Yep

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"I like to smell other people's farts" -k1zzl3_82
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TopicIf you put a clip on a cat's back, will it just never move?
HairyQueen
04/13/23 5:04:52 PM
#1
Like how you grab a cats little fur pooch behind their neck and they go limp? Ive seen videos of people putting a clip there and it has the same effect. So what if you dont take it off? Surely the cat will eventually say okay I need to eat now and stop pretending that the clip does anything

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"I like to smell other people's farts" -k1zzl3_82
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TopicMan with schizophrenia was left naked in jail cell for weeks before death
HairyQueen
04/12/23 7:29:19 PM
#3
I have no words

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"I like to smell other people's farts" -k1zzl3_82
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TopicTarget security guard punches Woman who demanded $1,000 in reparations
HairyQueen
04/12/23 6:36:06 PM
#5
Definition of FAFO

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TopicThere are people on the Religion board arguing that evolution is a myth
HairyQueen
04/12/23 12:56:14 PM
#1
People actually still think that?

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TopicSo I guess I'm left now.
HairyQueen
04/12/23 2:45:12 AM
#4
Welcome

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"I like to smell other people's farts" -k1zzl3_82
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TopicSave one: Nickelback or Matchbox Twenty?
HairyQueen
04/11/23 3:48:25 PM
#20
Did the MB20 message board brigade this poll or something?

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"I like to smell other people's farts" -k1zzl3_82
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TopicSave one: Nickelback or Matchbox Twenty?
HairyQueen
04/11/23 3:40:17 AM
#4
Yikes

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TopicSave one: Nickelback or Matchbox Twenty?
HairyQueen
04/11/23 12:54:16 AM
#2
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/1/6/AAfFpMAAEXw8.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/1/7/AAfFpMAAEXw9.jpg

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"I like to smell other people's farts" -k1zzl3_82
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TopicSave one: Nickelback or Matchbox Twenty?
HairyQueen
04/11/23 12:51:40 AM
#1
Which do you save?


You can only save 1. The other is wiped from existence. (Not the individuals, itll just be like they never formed a band)

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TopicIs a straight drag queen someone you considered a lgbt person?
HairyQueen
04/06/23 1:16:47 PM
#43
Tyranthraxus posted...
A queen is another word for gay man. A drag queen is a queen in drag.

If you have a straight man in drag, that's just a transvestite.
This... is not how those terms work. A straight man in drag is still a drag queen. Maddy Morphosis (a well-known straight queen) is a drag queen. There are also MANY trans women who are drag queens.

EDIT: And let's not forget that there are lots of cis women drag queens too. Drag is a performance, an artistic expression. It's not a sexual/gender identity.

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TopicHave u ever got some one pergrent on accident ?
HairyQueen
04/06/23 3:10:21 AM
#1
Wut happened?

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TopicSenator Lindsay Graham is now using spray tan and dying his hair blonde
HairyQueen
04/05/23 11:35:27 AM
#2
What the actual fuck. Is that doctored?

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TopicSuperboy got cake
HairyQueen
04/05/23 11:33:41 AM
#8
More like Super DAMN Boy

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"I like to smell other people's farts" -k1zzl3_82
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TopicToonstrack is in PURGATORY
HairyQueen
04/05/23 11:18:02 AM
#3
Deserved

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TopicAt what age do southern women stop calling you baby?
HairyQueen
04/04/23 3:19:02 PM
#1
On the one hand, it feels overly familiar because theyre strangers. Yet on the other, it means I still look young right?

when do they stop tho?

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