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| Topic | Joaquin Phoenix officially cast as Joker in origin movie |
| FortuneCookie 07/10/18 8:15:13 PM #20 | Freddie_Mercury posted... Joaquin Phoenix's Joker |
| Topic | Billy Dee Williams returning as Lando in Episode 9 |
| FortuneCookie 07/10/18 12:30:55 AM #15 | XxKrazyChaosxX posted... Maybe Lando will make it out alive. *tears of laughter* |
| Topic | What is the absolute youngest age you would accept in a relationship? |
| FortuneCookie 07/10/18 12:03:55 AM #49 | *13 is an option* *topic still up after 3 hours* ...how? |
| Topic | Billy Dee Williams returning as Lando in Episode 9 |
| FortuneCookie 07/09/18 11:57:00 PM #4 | LethalAffinity posted... oh god how will Disney kill him off? They just won't stop until everyone from the original movies are dead huh *goes to tell husband he loves him* *dies of a heart attack* *character who met him 5 minutes earlier cries profusely* |
| Topic | 10 billion dollars but your nose and genitals switch place |
| FortuneCookie 07/09/18 11:56:15 PM #8 | frozenshock posted... FortuneCookie posted...No. Anything involving the nose is gross. There's nothing small about my trunk. :v |
| Topic | My friend paid $70 to have sex with a girl that was an 8, did he get a good deal |
| FortuneCookie 07/09/18 11:44:58 PM #7 | "a girl that was an 8" I missed that crucial detail the first time I saw the topic title. Glad your friend's not a monster. <_< |
| Topic | I wonder how the creators of MLP feel about bronies now |
| FortuneCookie 07/09/18 10:15:19 PM #9 | Has Sonic's creators ever addressed the legions of deviant artists? |
| Topic | I saw an actual anime loli in real life today |
| FortuneCookie 07/09/18 10:14:16 PM #2 | No. |
| Topic | y'all need to remember that MLK died fighting for poor people, not civil rights |
| FortuneCookie 07/09/18 10:09:29 PM #2 | mistalightbulb posted... the civil rights movement was over  |
| Topic | I wonder how the creators of MLP feel about bronies now |
| FortuneCookie 07/09/18 10:07:11 PM #4 | A bunch of cute girls with detailed butts walk around naked all day and people ask why men like this show. :v |
| Topic | 10 billion dollars but your nose and genitals switch place |
| FortuneCookie 07/09/18 10:05:45 PM #5 | No. Anything involving the nose is gross. I do like it though when women get their mouths swapped with their vaginas. :v |
| Topic | I wonder how the creators of MLP feel about bronies now |
| FortuneCookie 07/09/18 10:03:33 PM #2 | $$$ |
| Topic | Fuck I love big boobs. |
| FortuneCookie 07/09/18 7:58:28 PM #23 | The boobs are real, but everything else about her is fake. :v |
| Topic | One time, a girl in the club told me that Sometimes, a girl just needs some dick |
| FortuneCookie 07/09/18 7:51:11 PM #5 | "I've got one." |
| Topic | Harvey Dent was black. Why can't Lex be? |
| FortuneCookie 07/09/18 7:14:14 PM #3 | Lex Luthor is a black man who disappeared for a while and returned as a white man? Yeah, I could buy that. |
| Topic | This is cringe city, but I'm so happy. |
| FortuneCookie 07/09/18 7:13:18 PM #5 | CM_Ponch posted... FortuneCookie posted...And Jenna is mai waifu. I know, I know. I don't support waifu culture either. But it just sorta happened. Canine Audrey Hepburn worked her spell on me. |
| Topic | This is cringe city, but I'm so happy. |
| FortuneCookie 07/09/18 7:04:44 PM #3 | MedeaLysistrata posted... i initially read this topic title as "this site is cringe city", agreed, and entered the topic My reply to the first person to utter a complaint was going to be, You clicked this topic. But you clicked after misreading the title. And for that, I apologize. I do feel a little guilt at your discomfort. :v |
| Topic | Skyscraper is Die Hard with a bigger building and the Meg is Jaws with a bigger |
| FortuneCookie 07/09/18 7:03:07 PM #4 | I'm embarrassed to say it, but I'd kinda like to see The Meg. Also, Syscraper is an update of The Towering Inferno. Which means that we're gonna get an uncredited update of The Poseidon Adventure or The China Syndrome next. |
| Topic | This is cringe city, but I'm so happy. |
| FortuneCookie 07/09/18 7:01:15 PM #1 | One or two of you may remember last month when I skipped a day of work to go watch a movie at a local theater: the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Well, they're showing Balto later this month. And Jenna is mai waifu. I made up my mind that I wouldn't skip, I wouldn't call in sick, and I wouldn't ask for the day off. I'd just let things be. And if I happened to have the day off, I'd go and see the movie. I have the day off.  |
| Topic | Now Loading |
| FortuneCookie 07/08/18 8:49:53 PM #3 | Now Unloading... |
| Topic | Best Lethal Weapon |
| FortuneCookie 07/08/18 11:01:29 AM #8 | I've only seen the first one. It's one of the better action movies. It's not as perfect as Die Hard, but it's not far behind either. Oh, and Murtaugh's daughter was fine, fine, fine. |
| Topic | New rule in Australia: all sexual partners must say "yes" |
| FortuneCookie 07/08/18 12:47:38 AM #23 | What do you expect from the government which makes small breasts in porn illegal? |
| Topic | Penis |
| FortuneCookie 07/07/18 9:50:57 PM #27 | ProfessorKukui posted... Feminine penis Best penis |
| Topic | Do you think Nala's bedroom eyes will be in the live action version? |
| FortuneCookie 07/07/18 9:43:51 PM #5 | ProfessorKukui posted... I hope so. |
| Topic | Do you think Nala's bedroom eyes will be in the live action version? |
| FortuneCookie 07/07/18 9:28:04 PM #1 |  |
| Topic | Scientists Rarely Admit Mistakes. A New Project Wants to Change That. |
| FortuneCookie 07/07/18 6:30:00 PM #4 | "We're sorry we put feathers on your T.rex." |
| Topic | Trump is visiting the United Kingdom next week. |
| FortuneCookie 07/07/18 6:17:48 PM #4 | And I'm visiting the Magic Kingdom. :v |
| Topic | When should Dragon Ball have ended? |
| FortuneCookie 07/07/18 5:49:42 PM #19 | DragonGirlYuki posted... Frieza. |
| Topic | Alucard is Dracula backwards |
| FortuneCookie 07/07/18 11:26:16 AM #22 | CableZL posted... domranguay posted...480 - Uxie  |
| Topic | Alucard is Dracula backwards |
| FortuneCookie 07/07/18 11:02:25 AM #19 | Man = Dude Kind = Love |
| Topic | Benefits of being in da itty bitty titty committee? |
| FortuneCookie 07/07/18 11:01:16 AM #8 | closer to the heart |
| Topic | My "T" key is becoming unresponsive |
| FortuneCookie 07/07/18 11:00:22 AM #13 | CM_Ponch posted... Misread as "Mr. T", I was so sad |
| Topic | My mentally ill sister blew up on me today. |
| FortuneCookie 07/06/18 9:17:42 PM #9 | If you remove the words "mentally ill" and "up on," the title becomes much better. |
| Topic | Rey Mysterio signs with WWE |
| FortuneCookie 07/06/18 9:06:34 PM #9 | Hoor- I'm sorry, but didn't he get jobbed out the last time because Vince thought he was too short to be champion? <_< |
| Topic | So why haven't you hail'd hydra today CE? |
| FortuneCookie 07/06/18 9:00:40 PM #2 | Uh... |
| Topic | I'm trying to figure out how American women are oppressed. |
| FortuneCookie 07/06/18 8:39:58 PM #12 | They're constantly told "go away" and "listen what I say." |
| Topic | Panic! at the Disco's Brendon Urie Comes Out as Pansexual, Says Hes Into Men |
| FortuneCookie 07/06/18 8:39:13 PM #12 | E32005 posted... what happened to bisexual? Not trendy enough. |
| Topic | 10 million dollars or the perfect girl? |
| FortuneCookie 07/06/18 12:21:48 AM #9 | You couldn't find another girl like her if you had 10 billion dollars. https://imgur.com/B7yfQkd I choose her. |
| Topic | my fortune cookie didn't have a fortune in it |
| FortuneCookie 07/06/18 12:17:58 AM #4 | |
| Topic | The perfect girl but she posts by herself on a gfaqs Sonic community board |
| FortuneCookie 07/05/18 10:52:54 PM #8 | This means she's totally up for role-playing as Rouge the Bat, right? |
| Topic | MGM is making a Child's Play reboot. What a dumb idea. |
| FortuneCookie 07/05/18 10:52:14 PM #15 | I expected it to be a gender flipped version. |
| Topic | *looks at work schedule* *has five consecutive days off in mid-July* |
| FortuneCookie 07/05/18 10:14:46 PM #29 | littlebro07 posted... The fuck can you do in just two days there @littlebro07 As John Hammond, the creator of another great theme park once said, "When you're rrright, you're rrright." It's now a three day trip. Thanks for spending my money for me. I hope Disney gives you a bonus for your salesmanship. |
| Topic | Who did Glass Joe beat in the Punch Out! Universe in his 1-99 career? |
| FortuneCookie 07/05/18 9:32:20 PM #4 | If you look at the in-game high scores for Nick Bruiser, Glass Joe is listed as G. Joe. Glass Joe is a conqueror of champions. Here he is taking on the real Mike Tyson:  |
| Topic | If Tom Cruise was intimate with a pre-op trans girl, his situation would be |
| FortuneCookie 07/05/18 8:31:12 PM #1 | Missionary Impossible |
| Topic | Which is better, do you think Apocalypse Now, or Redux? |
| FortuneCookie 07/04/18 2:36:15 PM #8 | I've only seen Redux. Awesome movie, but it felt like the pacing was a bit off. |
| Topic | I'm playing NES, but none of my games are 'Murrican enough for today. |
| FortuneCookie 07/04/18 2:06:44 PM #5 | Raptornado posted... Rush 'n Attack works in a pinch. I don't own either of them. ._. I have Contra III on SNES, but again that requires switching consoles. |
| Topic | I'm playing NES, but none of my games are 'Murrican enough for today. |
| FortuneCookie 07/04/18 2:02:05 PM #1 | Bad Dudes has you rescuing the president. I can only get about halfway through that one. Werewolf: The Last Warrior ends with The WWF games have Hulk Hogan and 8-bit renditions of Real American. Not to say these games are torture, but I'm pretty sure it's illegal to force prisoners to play them. That's it. I don't have any games where you play as a US soldier. I don't have American Gladiators or games based off of American action movies. I'm gonna have to switch consoles if I want my gaming to reflect my love for America. |
| Topic | Ruin a first date in four words. |
| FortuneCookie 07/04/18 1:58:39 PM #37 | Name your favorite pony |
| Topic | *looks at work schedule* *has five consecutive days off in mid-July* |
| FortuneCookie 07/04/18 1:38:20 PM #28 | It's a splash ride. It's not supposed to go 90 miles per hour. |
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