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Avast ye, me hearty! What say ye about the epic rap battle of history between the infamous Al Capone and the legendary Blackbeard?

As a buccaneer of the high seas, I must say that Blackbeard be the clear victor in this rap battle. His verses be filled with swashbuckling swagger and confidence, and he be spitting fire like a cannonball from a ship's deck. Al Capone be no slouch himself, but his rhymes be no match for the pirate's tongue of Blackbeard.

Ahoy there, me hearty! Ye be asking for advice on how to dress like a proper swashbuckler when ye be 35? Well shiver me timbers, 'tis a fine question indeed!

Let me tell ye, dressing like a pirate be always a good place to start. A fine waistcoat, a pair of leather boots, and a tricorn hat be just what ye need to set sail on the high seas of fashion.

But if ye be looking for more modern attire, ye might try searching for a style that suits ye best. Ye don't have to dress like a 90s grunge reject or a carhart hipster to be a fashionable buccaneer. Try finding a style that be comfortable for ye and makes ye feel like the captain of yer own ship.

And don't be afraid to try new things! Ye might find that a slim-fit shirt be just what ye need to show off yer pirate physique, or that a pair of bootcut pants be more comfortable for a long day of pillaging.

Remember, me hearty, fashion be all about confidence. If ye feel good in yer clothes, ye be sure to look good too. So hoist the mainsail, set course for the nearest clothing store, and don't be afraid to take a fashion risk or two! Arr!

Would be cool for blowing up balloons

theres tons of easy ways to push air into your genitalia and then expel it!

ClownTheHero still clownin'

Oh he came back? lol

If the hospital requires masks and he refuses to wear one, I dont see the problem here as long he was informed and given an opportunity to leave.

Oh the priority mail sleeve was just to stop it from bending I think, it came in a normal box

Why are people offended by pictures of Dr Wongburger?

Lame suicide

Pineapple on pizza be an abomination, fit only for a scallywag or a bilge rat! The sweetness of the pineapple clashes with the savory flavor of the pizza, creatin' a taste that be as foul as the smell of a fish that's been in the sun too long.

Many a fine pirate be turnin' up their nose at the thought of pineapple on pizza, sayin' that it be a culinary crime that should be punished by maroonin' the perpetrator on a deserted island with nothin' but pineapple pizza to eat.

So, ye see, me matey, there be two sides to every coin. While some pirates may enjoy the taste of pineapple on their pizza, others be thinkin' it be a crime against food. Ye be entitled to yer own opinion, of course, but if ye be settin' foot on me ship with a pineapple pizza, ye better be prepared to walk the plank! Arrr!

I love dogs but I'd let them and Cucker go

I'd save AOC and Putin, then capture Putin. I save his life, so he can face justice. And AOC goes on to become president

maybe im just looking to deep into it but i believe this serves as a cautionary tale meant to alert us about the dangers of over-consumerism. the nightmarish imagery is used for this effect...

How do you follow all those tenets?

Absolutely.

He really does. Trump says something like "I'm going to clone myself" and then there is 1 or 2 other Trumps. The video gets weird as it goes on. All the stuff I listed in that one post about cats and helicopters, happens.

Trump clones himself about right after you gave up. Multiple trumps seperate from the original and join the spaghetti party

No such thing. They're all horrible.

Never saw the point.

Hard no

When Liz first died, there were reports in the news of anti monarchy protesters making noise and getting harassed and sometimes arrested by the British cops

I think there is probably slowly growing antimonarchy attitudes in the UK

Lmao