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CPR doesn't work like it does on TV shows. It has a low chance.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

They don't even arrest people pointing guns at you in Detroit.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

The eagle got confused by people wearing orange shirts in the crowd and couldn't find it's trainer.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Is it better than the DS version?
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Women get in trouble for false positives during pregnancy.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Years ago US Bank made my friend come back from her honeymoon or be fired. They "needed" her. She and her husband had to drive 1,100 miles straight back without stopping.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

You can throw a tantrum and somebody will refund you something. Even if you're lying.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Public indecency fines
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Walls end up getting used to keep people in.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

I know non-famous people who got groped with video evidence and nothing was ever done.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

okay
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

No holidays off in Hotel-ville.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Marlins manager once forced Hanley Ramirez to cut his hair off.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Some dude she met online is supporting her.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

I had a friend get disqualified after winning a race because her earrings were still in. The other side's coach waited until the end to complain.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

I remember Turbo. They paralyzed one of the characters because he wanted too much money. Then 20 episodes later Tommy and the rest got fired.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Good luck finding time for sex when you have jobs and kids.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Dr. Claw's face was shown in the video game, action figures and maybe the movie.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Vince Russo was all over WCW TV in 2000.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

I got in trouble for yelling when another student peed on me.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Even back in the 1970s there was an anchorwoman who killed herself on the air because she was depressed about her love life.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Tax cuts create jobs
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

How does Lars Sullivan feel about that?
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

There's a city in Florida called Land O' Lakes.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Unemployment is down but everyone has 2 jobs or works 50-60 hours a week.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Were you the guy I saw at the store calling 911 because a lady bought a Crunch bar with food stamp card?
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Most of these women aren't even living in America.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Micro Center cancelled a video card I ordered that was accidentally cut by hundreds.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Wasn't there a poll where a significant amount of married women said they couldn't have sex without drinking alcohol first?
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

They'll cancel every order.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

The IRS doesn't listen to people whining about streamers. It's like reporting food stamp fraud.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Weren't people buying them during the Bush years?
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

I thought Twitch makes you fill out tax forms now with your social? Steam does it. Even employee rewards points does it.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Was there a bear?
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

At least the Burmese Pythons aren't having fun.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Well when airlines demand you do job interviews over skype for a $10 gate agent job it's hard not to have one.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

They any good?
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Isn't removing license plates a crime? They're attached to the car's registration so what can the parents do with them?
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Yeah the movie Liar Liar isn't a legal textbook.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

The worse thing is the cops won't clean up blood and other fluids in your home. It could cost you $5,000 to pay a hazmat cleaning company. Most people end up cleaning up their uncle Jimmy's brains from a suicide due to costs.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Yep
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Or just do $200 slim?
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

There aren't any states where you can sue over death while committing a felony.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Church parking lot?
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

People with acromegaly don't have increased sex organs.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

50 lbs. high end monitors in 2000.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Hulk Hogan did it.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Wow
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."