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St0rmFury
08/27/19 8:51:37 PM
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Retracting the foreskin is not suppose to be painful and if it is, that's not normal.

Sigh... this is just like when I found out I have tinnitus, hearing ringing when in total silence is not normal.

Guess I'll have to see a doctor soon and get some treatment for that. Wonder if it's too late at my age (35)?
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Salaam
08/27/19 8:52:48 PM
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Try showering my guy
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Toasty_Kun
08/27/19 8:53:56 PM
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Hopefully you get a cute urologist.

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-Cipher-
08/27/19 9:00:12 PM
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St0rmFury posted...
Sigh... this is just like when I found out I have tinnitus, hearing ringing when in total silence is not normal.
It's actually more common than you'd think
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JTilly
08/27/19 9:01:19 PM
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Youve never pulled the skin back? Or its hurt your whole life?
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Webmaster4531
08/27/19 9:09:25 PM
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I know what that means because... reasons.

And in those reasons it always the same cure.
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-Cipher-
08/27/19 9:10:15 PM
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Webmaster4531 posted...
I know what that means because... reasons.

And in those reasons it always the same cure.


Stop reading hentai
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St0rmFury
08/27/19 9:23:14 PM
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JTilly posted...
Youve never pulled the skin back? Or its hurt your whole life?

Never pulled all the way back because it hurts.
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doomcrusader
08/27/19 9:24:43 PM
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Nah it's not too late. I had it and got a circumcision when I was 19-20.

Honestly the tight foreskin just makes everything more uncomfortable. Way better off now although the week after getting cut was horrifying at moments, and kind of funny in others.
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Zikten
08/27/19 9:49:04 PM
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damn. sorry to hear that.
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St0rmFury
08/27/19 10:18:50 PM
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Oh btw during my research I watched a clip of how a normal penis would look like and the sliding look so... effortless. Like there wasn't any resistance at all.

It was then I knew how bad my situation was.
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St0rmFury
08/27/19 10:22:13 PM
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Beveren_Rabbit posted...
you can get a steroid cream for it and stretch it. It may take a year or so, but it's better than circumcision.

Yea, that was one of the recommended treatments, and also... phimosis rings >_>
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Timohtep
08/27/19 10:22:37 PM
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I don't know for sure, but I've always suspected that if I was never circumcised, I'd have phimosis real bad >_>

I got me some wang stretch marks
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Beveren_Rabbit
08/27/19 10:22:50 PM
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it's weird, but having a healthy foreskin is awesome.
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Beveren_Rabbit
08/27/19 11:02:12 PM
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and it's not too late for treatment. It only takes a few months if you're going to steroid cream & stretching method. It's not a permanent solution as it may tighten again, but it's better than circumcision.
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Chicken
08/27/19 11:04:12 PM
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If you put steroid cream on it then your dick muscles will get huge.
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Beveren_Rabbit
08/27/19 11:05:44 PM
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Don't let CE shame you into getting a circumcision.
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KainWind
08/27/19 11:09:25 PM
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Beveren_Rabbit posted...
Don't let CE shame you into getting a circumcision.


How many circumcisions have you had? You really seem to not like them.

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DespondentDeity
08/27/19 11:12:31 PM
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Beveren_Rabbit posted...
Don't let CE shame you into getting a circumcision.


I was eating at Taco Bell the other day and this white trash girl with huge boobs was complaining about people judging her for circumcising and not vaccinating her kids, then the dude she was with announced very loudly that he was circumcised and that it was way better but that he was vaccinated and that he was just glad he didn't end up getting autism from it.

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PepsiWithCoke
08/27/19 11:12:52 PM
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EpicMickeyDrew
08/27/19 11:13:56 PM
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have you had sex?
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St0rmFury
08/27/19 11:59:27 PM
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Zikten posted...
damn. sorry to hear that.

Thanks man. It never really bothered me before since I was a kissless wizard until recently (still a wizard but at least I got the kissless part out of the way), I just didn't know it was abnormal.

EpicMickeyDrew posted...
have you had sex?

See above.
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Wetterdew
08/28/19 12:04:55 AM
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Just pull it back more each day and the skin will stretch over the course of a few weeks until it doesn't hurt to pull it back at all. Your glans will be painfully sensitive at first but that will wear off.
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Shinnokxz
08/28/19 1:05:43 AM
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ITT ce literally telling you to tug at your johnson for relief
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FL81
08/28/19 1:09:52 AM
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Webmaster4531 posted...
I know what that means because... reasons.

And in those reasons it always the same cure.

Ryn4H72
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CW_McGraw
08/28/19 1:41:58 AM
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Sorry to hear, dude. I feel lucky to have a nice loose, fleshy foreskin that has never given me any pain in my life.

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Tyranthraxus
08/28/19 1:44:36 AM
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St0rmFury posted...
Never pulled all the way back because it hurts.
I had this problem when I was younger. I just did it anyway and eventually it stretched out and problem went away.

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Chicken
08/28/19 2:44:11 AM
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CW_McGraw posted...
Sorry to hear, dude. I feel lucky to have a nice loose, fleshy foreskin that has never given me any pain in my life.

Yeah mine is very loose and relaxed so sometimes if Im wearing shorts without pockets Ill usually use my foreskin to carry around loose change like for my bus fare.
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GiftedACIII
08/28/19 2:50:04 AM
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Damn, you dont deserve that. Good luck on everything my dude.
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Parappa09
08/28/19 3:36:47 AM
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didn't you notice in porn that your dick was different to other guys?

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JustinMeme
08/28/19 3:44:59 AM
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My friend developed tinnitus after 4 years of high school football as a lineman. Specialist told him concussions and micro-concussions can lead to it.

When did you get your tinnitus and was it after any sort of hit to the head?
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St0rmFury
08/28/19 3:46:36 AM
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Parappa09 posted...
didn't you notice in porn that your dick was different to other guys?

It's pixelated...

>_>

<_<

But seriously though, I just assumed they have a very high pain tolerance.
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St0rmFury
08/28/19 3:47:04 AM
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JustinMeme posted...
My friend developed tinnitus after 4 years of high school football as a lineman. Specialist told him concussions and micro-concussions can lead to it.

When did you get your tinnitus and was it after any sort of hit to the head?

I had it all my life, so I thought everyone was the same.
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JTilly
08/28/19 2:01:48 PM
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I had phimosis when i was younger tc. After a few years of stretching it (probably took so long because I wasnt consistent enough) it started to get stretchy enough. Until my frenulum ripped, that kind of hurt.

You gonna get circed?
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LostForest
08/28/19 3:18:40 PM
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Holy shit I never knew that was a medical condition, but I'm pretty sure I have it too.

Is it like, dangerous? Or is it just a comfort thing? Either way, I'm gonna go to a urologist in a few weeks to get it checked out.

Thanks for the PSA, TC. This is what they should be teaching in schools.
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JTilly
08/28/19 3:32:34 PM
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LostForest posted...
Holy shit I never knew that was a medical condition, but I'm pretty sure I have it too.

Is it like, dangerous? Or is it just a comfort thing? Either way, I'm gonna go to a urologist in a few weeks to get it checked out.

Thanks for the PSA, TC. This is what they should be teaching in schools.

Expect dick cheese bro
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doomcrusader
08/28/19 3:32:48 PM
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St0rmFury posted...
Zikten posted...
damn. sorry to hear that.

Thanks man. It never really bothered me before since I was a kissless wizard until recently (still a wizard but at least I got the kissless part out of the way), I just didn't know it was abnormal.

EpicMickeyDrew posted...
have you had sex?

See above.


That's actually what prompted me to get circumcised. I had entered college after being a complete nerd in high school and was looking to expand my horizons and become a different person, meet girls etc. I knew that with the condition sex would be very uncomfortable if not literally dangerous (with the whole risk of tearing).

Of course I had to turn girls away my freshman year due to the fear, then I couldn't get any after getting cut haha. But it's all worked out since then.
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Tyranthraxus
08/28/19 4:50:12 PM
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LostForest posted...
Holy shit I never knew that was a medical condition, but I'm pretty sure I have it too.

Is it like, dangerous? Or is it just a comfort thing? Either way, I'm gonna go to a urologist in a few weeks to get it checked out.

Thanks for the PSA, TC. This is what they should be teaching in schools.


Varies based on person. Some people can just stretch it out. Some it's so painful circumcision is recommended.

If it doesn't hurt too much I recommend trying to stretch it out if you can. Preferably without a full erection.

Stretching with take months / years. Just do it every time you're in the shower and it should be good enough.

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LostForest
08/29/19 9:21:19 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
LostForest posted...
Holy shit I never knew that was a medical condition, but I'm pretty sure I have it too.

Is it like, dangerous? Or is it just a comfort thing? Either way, I'm gonna go to a urologist in a few weeks to get it checked out.

Thanks for the PSA, TC. This is what they should be teaching in schools.


Varies based on person. Some people can just stretch it out. Some it's so painful circumcision is recommended.

If it doesn't hurt too much I recommend trying to stretch it out if you can. Preferably without a full erection.

Stretching with take months / years. Just do it every time you're in the shower and it should be good enough.


I used to be able to as a kid, but as an adult I can pull back a little, but if I try to go all the way past whatever, I get a lot of resistance and it hurts.
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Solid Sonic
08/29/19 9:24:42 AM
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>_>

I feel like I have a similar issue but...how should I put this...caused by not exercising my skin. Basically the elasticity seems to be weak and thus it doesn't feel good to pull it all the way back.
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Garioshi
08/29/19 9:25:55 AM
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tmi bro

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Parappa09
08/31/19 4:54:23 AM
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Garioshi posted...
tmi bro
but its important to know about d in general in case youre affected

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Garioshi
08/31/19 10:48:05 AM
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Parappa09 posted...
but its important to know about d in general in case youre affected
I can't be

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Parappa09
08/31/19 12:25:20 PM
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Garioshi posted...
I can't be
or maybe when youre around another d

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eston
08/31/19 12:27:09 PM
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Garioshi
08/31/19 12:35:23 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
or maybe when youre around another d
I don't plan on it

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