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48 FUCKlNG COURSES?!

Mario Kart 8 DLC?!?!

I heard Triangle Strategy has no random encounters and is essentially cutscenes and boss fights.

soulunison2 posted...

as someone who eats ass thats a shit taste

Whos the lucky guy?

--Zero- posted...

All them collection announcements, but still no Megaman Battle Network :(

I keep getting my hopes up. :(

I feel like it wouldve already been announced along with these franchise ports.

soulunison2 posted...

Fucking hate the octopath aesthetic

Literally the best aesthetic.

Never heard of Live A Live but that looks really good.

Mega Man Battle Network ANYTHING, please.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events?search=Rogan

Or is it just reading dialogue boxes and choosing a response?

Lost Legacy is legit my favorite Uncharted game. Just finished the PS5 version. Aside from the mindblowing graphics at 4K/60FPS, I loved the development of Chloe and Nadine over the game so much.

Give Zendaya another Emmy immediately.

Like how you could tell movies were made in the 70s or 80s based on how the camera looked but once the 90s came around the picture quality started to look more how movies look now.

The earliest one I remember seeing with new higher quality cameras at the time was Speed but I feel like it had to start earlier than that.

Theyre pretty much useless. Between fast travel and being able to climb everything on foot theyre more of a hindrance than anything.

CaptainStrong posted...

4chan

I dont want to end up on an FBI watch list, so I guess its GameFAQs or nothing.

Or are they all Twitter/Reddit style where its everything you follow sprayfarted onto one mindless scroll where conversation is just everyone reacting together in perfect hivemind and whoever can make the fastest Office reference gets the top comment.

Dont worry TC, they probably agree with you on the Metal board where theyre perpetually 14 year olds that think being real Metal actually matters.

Reddit is fucking horrendous for discussion so I will likely just no longer discuss things on the internet.

That one time WWE used their song in a badass Asuka tribute makes their existence worth it.

sutree posted...

Did the worlds in Yooka Laylee get any better after the second?

Nope, they actually got worse.

The snow level was empty and lifeless and had that bullshit isometric view cave that cheaply padded out the level with pagies that had zero creativity.

The swamp level was so bad and boring that I simply gave up on it and went to the casino level just because I was tired of playing that level (a first in platformer history).

And they somehow managed to make a casino level be equally boring and lifeless when casino themes are usually a treasure trove of ideas. So at that point I gave up on the game for good.

And the fact that your abilities had an energy bar that quickly depleted and needed to recharge, its like they said Hey lets make using the character less fun for no reason.

Along with the weird world expansion gimmick where you unlocked bigger versions of the same world. Why the Hell didnt they instead make those completely new worlds to add SOME variety if they were gonna copy/paste the same enemies in every world.

tripleh213 posted...

I wont be scared of something that I can not see

This. Ive been sharing needles and humping butts for 20 years now.

BakonBitz posted...

it tries its own style at a classic platformer instead of trying to 1:1 recreate an exact style

My thing is id be completely fine with Yooka-Laylee being Banjo-Threeie in all but name IF they actually did it well. It shouldve been everything the first two games were and so much more, instead it had less features, detail, personality and scope than a game released 20 years earlier on vastly inferior hardware.

AHIT felt like We want to make a great collectathon platformer in 2017.

Yooka-Laylee felt like

Okay we have the Banjo-Kazooie esque main character, the gibberishly dialogue and the first level music sounds like those games. Thats enough to get em, were all done!
But sir, dont we have an entire game to make?
fuck.

Kloe_Rinz posted...

Just seems like the kind of person you are.

Based on what? And again, how the fuck does that relate to what were talking about? Youre weirdly claiming that im only seeing rape because im specifically searching it, and im telling you that im not doing that and have no reason to lie about it, to which youre saying I BET YOU HATE ANIME. Have you seen that my literal fucking sig is an anime reference?

You brought that whole weeb thing up, did I touch a personal nerve? Sounds like you have a history.

I know they were both crowd funded indie games so I wonder of AHIT just had a way bigger budget or just had far more creative and talented people working on it.

Derwood posted...

Imagine jacking it to a cartoon

Yeah that combined with their weird ass reasons to have sex really wrecks it, ill just stick to good old fashioned humans.

Kloe_Rinz posted...

Youre probably one of those everyone who watches any anime is a weeb people so thats why youd lie

Fucking WHAT? How does that connect to what were talking about?

Why would I lie about this? I have no reason to lie here.

Kloe_Rinz posted...

Random when you search for hentai rape

What? I literally said that I dont search for anything specifically, im just browsing the hentai category and whatevers on the first page.

Kloe_Rinz posted...

How about stop searching for that stuff specifically on purpose if you dont want to see it.

I fucking dont though. Any time ive clicked a random video on the category page its always rape and blackmail and forced reasons to have sex, by the dudes AND the chicks. Japanese sex culture is fuckin weird man.

GrandConjuraton posted...

My life is anything but amazing, though.

Youre in a relationship with your soulmate and other people will pay for your entire life from birth to death. You fucking won existence itself.

GrandConjuraton posted...

She has already promised me.

Sounds like your life is fucking amazing then.

GrandConjuraton posted...

Online dating. I've already been with someone for two years, and our relationship doesn't have the slightest chance of ending.

You seem weirdly certain about that for a shut-in with so many mental issues. Your boyfriend is completely okay with this version of you? Do they live with you and your parents? In which case holy shit I want your life.

Also as far as being remorseless goes, anti-vaxxers getting COVID is fucking delicious to me, its just *chefs kiss*. I actively root for it.

GrandConjuraton posted...

Sister or husband.

Does your sister agree to pay for your entire life and give you shelter?

Also how are you possibly gonna marry a dude if you dont interact with the world?

Never in my life have I ever seen a consensual scene in hentai. Its always rape or blackmail or something. Its never a dude and a chick willingly engaging with each other and enjoying themselves equally.

Like what the fuck man, does that not happen in Japan?

Joe Dirt sums up why I like video games:

https://youtu.be/een355zbbmM

Im pretty damn remorseless, often to my own detriment. I will erase a good friend from my life if they wrong me somehow rather than just let it go and accept that humans are flawed beings. Also I dont believe that all life is sacred, itd be better for the world if bad people died.

Other than that im a stand-up guy. How bout you?

Whats the plan financially when your parents die?

As long as he aint the catcher.

I got knives in the bedroom, glocks in the kitchen,
A shotty by the shower if you wanna shoot me while im shittin

Maybe its newer ones with higher framerates and faster camera movement but I cant play them for more than like 45 minutes at a time.

It reminds me of sitting backwards on a train.

Zikten posted...

I dont. But the way he described it is mean

That was probably the funniest joke in the entire special. He is a comedian making a joke. When did the roles reverse and the liberals became the offended at everything ones? In the 60s the liberals were the cool ones and the conservatives had the sticks up their asses.

DarthAragorn posted...

why is it only right-wing shitposters I see slurping him anymore

Im a left wing liberal who is also a comedy fan, and he is one of the top 3 of all time.

I think if you were a huge Dave Chappelle fan when he made offensive jokes about a million other things but suddenly jumped off when he touched on a subject you dont like youre a pathetic individual who should probably stop watching comedy.

I hope he returns to pure comedy, and my God I never want to hear another word about LBGT people, feels like its been 3 specials of that.