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Topic'I'm Ali Wong and my gimmick is i'm pregnant in every special!'
EffectAndCause
07/12/20 11:04:36 AM
#3
lolamerica posted...
I would say most comics have a shtick/gimmick.


They have personalities, sure, but the good ones dont need to strap a dildo to their head to get attention.
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TopicUnpopular opinion: Pokemon should add ''Trade evolution stones''
EffectAndCause
07/12/20 11:02:41 AM
#5
Trading has always been a part of Pokemon, you need to accept this.

If they removed the need to trade, no one would trade and wed all have our own isolated experiences with the games.
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Topic'I'm Ali Wong and my gimmick is i'm pregnant in every special!'
EffectAndCause
07/12/20 10:58:26 AM
#1
Im Bert Kreischer and my gimmick is I dont wear a shirt in my specials!

I hate these kind of comedians. I dont even need to watch them to know theyre not funny.
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Topicim hiring a prostitute
EffectAndCause
07/12/20 8:27:29 AM
#25
smoke_break posted...
Not against it but probably not the best time to have sexual relations with someone who probably sees ten other strangers a day.


Plus I have to imagine the vag is just beat the Hell up.
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Topicim hiring a prostitute
EffectAndCause
07/12/20 8:20:29 AM
#22
RavingShark posted...

yeah man most are more desperate than you think especially the ones with dicks. offer a hundred or two or whatever and theyll do anything


Im not gay so that doesnt really work for me.
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Topicim hiring a prostitute
EffectAndCause
07/12/20 12:47:52 AM
#15
Do hot prostitutes exist?

Escorts are hot but usually a couple grand, im talking regular priced whores.
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TopicVivica Fox wants Zendaya to play Vernita Green's daughter in Kill Bill 3
EffectAndCause
07/11/20 9:22:48 PM
#9
I want him to make one more modern era movie.

His last 4 have been period pieces.

I want cool gangsters again.
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TopicWhy the fuck hasn't Woody Allen been #cancelled?
EffectAndCause
07/11/20 9:05:10 PM
#6
Kazi1212 posted...
And Polanski for that matter


Hes cancelled from America at least.
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TopicWhy the fuck hasn't Woody Allen been #cancelled?
EffectAndCause
07/11/20 9:00:36 PM
#1
Has the statute of limitations expired on his grooming ass?
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TopicTwisted Metal: Black is so fucking good.
EffectAndCause
07/11/20 8:37:47 PM
#14
Side note: One thing that blows my mind is that the very first Twisted Metal, in 1995, for PS1, is the only game in the series where the charred corpse of cars youve killed remain in the spot where they died for the duration of the match.

In all other games the cars explode and disappear, even Twisted Metal 2012 nearly 20 years later on PS3.
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TopicTwisted Metal: Black is so fucking good.
EffectAndCause
07/11/20 8:20:32 PM
#13
AloneIBreak posted...
Do they still make Twisted Metal games? I think they were Sony exclusive, but I haven't owned a Playstation since last gen.


Last one was in 2012, the reboot.
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TopicHave you ever quit a job on the spot?
EffectAndCause
07/11/20 8:15:07 PM
#17
RoadsterUFO posted...
No, that is unprofessional garbage.


No balls detected.
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TopicHave you ever quit a job on the spot?
EffectAndCause
07/11/20 8:12:55 PM
#15
Yup, in high school I worked at a sub/sandwich shop for 3 years and I had an amazing boss for most of the time I was there and then she left because her family moved away and I got a new boss who transferred from another store and when I walked in to start my shift literally the first moment she saw me she didnt even introduce herself, she pointed at me head to toe like Get a new hat, shave your beard, tuck in your shirt, buy new pants. and walked away.

I remember I had my apron in my hand and I looked at the door, my apron, the door, my apron again, said fuck this and walked out.
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TopicTwisted Metal: Black is so fucking good.
EffectAndCause
07/11/20 7:57:58 PM
#8
Calypso was definitely the best in 2.
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TopicTwisted Metal: Black is so fucking good.
EffectAndCause
07/11/20 7:26:50 PM
#6
Also the thing I like about older Twisted Metals that I didnt like about the reboot is that the levels were designed so you are able to get away from the action, get your bearings, collect some weapons and get back in the fray, like there were brief moments of calm so you could think about what you were gonna do next.

The reboot felt so insanely busy and chaotic that I couldnt even breathe. In the older games the enemies fought each other, in the reboot it felt like everyone was fighting YOU and chasing you constantly.
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TopicTwisted Metal: Black is so fucking good.
EffectAndCause
07/11/20 7:24:15 PM
#5
Yeah I couldnt play the reboot because it had no personality, just cars with interchangeable, faceless drivers.
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TopicTwisted Metal: Black is so fucking good.
EffectAndCause
07/11/20 7:08:12 PM
#1
You can tell they were able to fully realize their vision, the style and presentation is incredible.
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TopicDo you guys still play PS2?
EffectAndCause
07/11/20 6:33:11 PM
#6
All the time.

Trumpo posted...
Emulate it for better visuals


And glitches and bugs.
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TopicI wish the Sonic Mania developers did full remakes of the original Sonic trilogy
EffectAndCause
07/11/20 5:45:22 PM
#21
Hard disagree.

Studiopolis, Press Garden and Titanic Monarch are all excellent.
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Topicradio ga ga is the best queen song is the best no doubt
EffectAndCause
07/11/20 5:44:21 PM
#9
Innuendo is their best song.
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TopicEating ass is the best foreplay
EffectAndCause
07/11/20 5:43:22 PM
#11
PIITB415 posted...


That literally not true. You're ate some nasty dirty girl.

This


You havent eaten ass. We all know it.
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TopicI wish the Sonic Mania developers did full remakes of the original Sonic trilogy
EffectAndCause
07/11/20 5:35:33 PM
#19
Ive purchased Sonic Mania for every system its come out on, thats how much I love it, I want it there always.

Sonic Mania 2 is the easiest money Sega can possibly make.
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TopicEating ass is the best foreplay
EffectAndCause
07/11/20 5:33:39 PM
#5
Eating ass is all well and good until you actually do it and smell/taste the poop.

No amount of showers can mask the fact that its an asshole that thousands of shits have come out of.
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TopicIs that scene from Green Inferno the worst way to die?
EffectAndCause
07/11/20 5:29:03 PM
#9
InTheEyesOfFire posted...
The fat kid got lucky if you ask me. Shock would kill you after the eyes likely.


Not this fat kid, he was alive to the bitter end. Imagine being aware of whats happening to you AND you cant see it or scream because theyve taken your eyes and tongue.
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TopicRodney Dangerfield though
EffectAndCause
07/11/20 5:26:56 PM
#2
I could only dream of being that quick comedically.
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TopicIs that scene from Green Inferno the worst way to die?
EffectAndCause
07/11/20 5:25:29 PM
#5
pegusus123456 posted...
You could have described it, at least. I'm assuming you're talking about the dude getting eaten alive by ants?


The fat kid who gets strapped to a table, his eyes pulled out and eaten one by one, his tongue cut off and eaten, his arms and legs hacked off with an axe one by one and then his head sawed off with a dull knife.
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TopicIs that scene from Green Inferno the worst way to die?
EffectAndCause
07/11/20 5:20:32 PM
#1
I cant imagine a worse way to go.

Im not even sure if I can link to it here from Youtube.
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TopicWhy are other white countries racist?
EffectAndCause
07/11/20 5:15:47 PM
#7
fusespliff posted...
Also the whole "slave descendent revenge" thing isn't a cause or reason, it's just how racists try to justify their racism.


Then what is the cause and reason for white racism in America? Isnt the root of it all Were afraid of what black people can become so we want to keep them at a lower position in society.
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TopicWhy are other white countries racist?
EffectAndCause
07/11/20 5:08:50 PM
#1
They dont have a slave descendant revenge or whatever to fear like our dumbass racists do, but I hear that Australia has a lot of racists.

Did they just see black people on TV and think Hm, not for me.
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TopicMaybe the dingo ate your baby
EffectAndCause
07/11/20 4:04:55 PM
#11
TopicMaybe the dingo ate your baby
EffectAndCause
07/11/20 3:46:32 PM
#4
Im not the Assman!
As far as the state of New York is concerned, you ARE the Assman.
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TopicSeeing the downfall of Kanye West has been one of the most heartbreaking things
EffectAndCause
07/11/20 8:34:57 AM
#14
coh posted...
He found God, how is that a downfall?


Seriously believing in fairy tales is a sign of mental instability.
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TopicMy supervisor from when I was doing Work Study has done over 70 porn videos.
EffectAndCause
07/10/20 8:27:30 PM
#16
Its not against the ToS to tell us her name.
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TopicWhat's a game you really like but felt was too long?
EffectAndCause
07/10/20 8:19:54 PM
#17
Metal Gear Solid V

Fuck open world bullshit and needing to redo hard versions of the same missions you already beat just to advance what little story it had.

EDIT: Actually wait, I hate this game, nevermind.
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TopicWhat is your vice?
EffectAndCause
07/10/20 8:18:18 PM
#1
Chinese food and ice cream.

I pretty much eat totally healthy otherwise, but I have these multiple times a week.
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TopicYour car needs service, out of warranty. Where do you go?
EffectAndCause
07/10/20 8:16:55 PM
#7
Been going to the same mechanic for 15 years in my hometown. Only guy I trust.
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TopicApparently Origami King leaked online >_>
EffectAndCause
07/10/20 7:51:27 PM
#19
Does a trans Goomba kill Mario in the beginning of the game and then you play as the Goomba and a revenge seeking Luigi?
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Topicwhose death will evoke a "good" from you
EffectAndCause
07/10/20 7:49:49 PM
#4
Richard Spencer
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TopicWhat sort of underwear does Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wear?
EffectAndCause
07/10/20 7:48:42 PM
#2
She has it pierced.
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TopicEminem slams people who refuse to wear masks in new song
EffectAndCause
07/10/20 3:42:27 PM
#21
Slim Shady being a super liberal in 2020 is weird, remember when he used to make fun of everyone?
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TopicHave you noticed that the people who hate The Big Bang Theory are usually dumb?
EffectAndCause
07/10/20 3:38:00 PM
#16
Main guy: *says anything in outdated 1970s stereotype nerd robot voice*
Studio audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!
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TopicBest Disco song?
EffectAndCause
07/10/20 12:56:09 PM
#1
An obvious choice but still the right one.

https://youtu.be/LHEsE9yN2CY
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Topic24 needs a proper continuation or reboot.
EffectAndCause
07/10/20 11:19:42 AM
#31
OneThatFollows posted...
Wasn't it just really bad american propaganda


Pretty sure half the villains are domestic terrorists and the other villains had clear reasons for what they were doing. They never presented it as America is amazing and perfect.
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TopicWhich of these two cop comedy shows is better?
EffectAndCause
07/10/20 7:52:23 AM
#6
Reno 911 by infinite distance.
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Topic82-Year-Old Man Fatally Shot 11-Year-Old Girl, Her Father in Dispute Over Dog
EffectAndCause
07/10/20 7:41:17 AM
#2
I wish he was kept alive and tortured.

None of this LOL im 82 ill be gone soon anyway bullshit.
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Topic24 needs a proper continuation or reboot.
EffectAndCause
07/09/20 11:57:21 PM
#23
Im not arguing that season 5 is the best, its a fact that it is. You dont argue facts.
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TopicWhat are the most messed up things you've found on the Deep Web??
EffectAndCause
07/09/20 11:44:06 PM
#6
You can buy a baby.
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Topic24 needs a proper continuation or reboot.
EffectAndCause
07/09/20 11:42:46 PM
#19
No_U_L7 posted...
I just really wanna know what happens to jack. Surely his story can't end with him just dying in prison right? Dude just alternates between prison and being on the run....there's gotta be some sorta better ending out there for him


I think his ending is fine. His family is safe and he doesnt need to live life on the run anymore.

Plus hed probably run that fuckin prison by his 2nd week.
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Topic24 needs a proper continuation or reboot.
EffectAndCause
07/09/20 11:40:52 PM
#17
JustMyOpinion posted...
Just let it go. The reboot was bad. The season before it with Jack in Britian was bad. Season 6 was terrible. Leave the memories alone.


Season 6 was way better than its remembered as, it just had the bad luck of coming after the greatest season in television history.
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