Current Events > Maybe the dingo ate your baby

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You want a Christmas card? Here! Here's your Christmas card.

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You know that's a true story? Lady lost a kid. You 'bout to cross some fuckin' lines.
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Im not the Assman!
As far as the state of New York is concerned, you ARE the Assman.
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But are you still master of your domain?

UnholyMudcrab posted...

You know that's a true story? Lady lost a kid. You 'bout to cross some fuckin' lines.

And here is the creature humourlessness Ignacious, Latin for never invited to parties.

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Are you saying you want a piece of me?

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But you had to have the BIG salad .

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seankimberley42 posted...

But are you still master of your domain?

UnholyMudcrab posted...

You know that's a true story? Lady lost a kid. You 'bout to cross some fuckin' lines.

And here is the creature humourlessness Ignacious, Latin for never invited to parties.

That shit ain't funny.
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"I might have a whole new career here."
"You mean *a* career."

"Let me tell you something, funny boy... You know that little stamp? The one that says New York Public Library? Well, that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole helluva lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before - flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking... Why's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me.... Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world. What about that kid, sitting down, opening a book right now in a branch of the local library and finding pictures of pee-pees and wee-wees in The Cat in the Hat and The Five Chinese Brothers. Doesn't he deserve better? Look, if you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped. Or maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld... Maybe that's how you get your kicks... You and your goodtime buddies... I've got a flash for you, joy boy. Partytime is over."

"The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli."


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Also, GOAT scene:

https://youtu.be/nyArzsBBWBo
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UnholyMudcrab posted...

That shit ain't funny.

Which is why youre never invited to any parties. I feel like we already covered this.

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seankimberley42 posted...

And here is the creature humourlessness Ignacious, Latin for never invited to parties.

So you didn't get the reference?

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DespondentDeity posted...

So you didn't get the reference?

I guess not.

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seankimberley42 posted...

DespondentDeity posted...

So you didn't get the reference?

I guess not.

It's from Tropic Thunder
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Southernfatman posted...

Are you saying you want a piece of me?

I can drop you like a bag of dirt.

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Its a true story as someone said in the thread. A dingo is a wild animal, and it killed a womans baby. Not only that but she was convicted of negligence I believe, or something similar. The real story is rather tragic if you choose to believe that she was just a normal young woman with an unfortunate incident that not many could foresee.
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la puerta esta abierta .


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It's all pipes!

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