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TopicI started volunteering
DrizztLink
09/03/17 4:56:21 AM
#2
Gongrats, mate.

What does that entail?
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TopicGames you love but really suck at.
DrizztLink
09/03/17 4:54:32 AM
#32
Tyrannosaurus posted...
Pool.
I like playing it, but boy do I suck.

Oh yeah, that.

Like once every other game I'll get three shots in a row, then I'll just be an idiot flailing the rest of the time.
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TopicGames you love but really suck at.
DrizztLink
09/03/17 4:51:20 AM
#30
UncleBourbon33 posted...
Real time strategy, including grand strategy.

That.

I like building my shit up and scouting and everything, but then the enemy team swarms over me because I have no gift for strategy.

In chess, all I can do is guarantee that if your army ever actually faced another, it'd be with like two pawns, a rook, and your king.
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TopicI had a girl grind on me in the club for the first time today
DrizztLink
09/03/17 4:49:16 AM
#15
Blue_Inigo posted...
DrizztLink posted...
It is pretty fun.

First time for me she dragged me up to dance at a house party, and then a while later I sat down and she gave me a full on lapdance out of nowhere.

If she hadn't been passing-out drunk, it would have been a pretty interesting night. Instead, I ended up carrying her to her bed and never saw her again because I'm stupid.

Shoulda got the digits bro. I'm stupid for not getting the number too but I at least have a connection to her.

I was taken to the party by a friend.

I bonded with the black guy because we were the only non-Mexican people there.

Buddy didn't want to go back because he felt awkward that a co-worker who invited him wanted his nuts. Found that out later after thinking I'd be back.

I thought I would have another chance, but my buddy blocked me so hard I have scars from his shield.
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TopicWhich is better rice or noodles?
DrizztLink
09/03/17 4:46:00 AM
#19
Por ejemplo, my father makes a beef Szechuan stirfry on a wok with mixed vegetables (carrots, corn, bell peppers, red onions, nappa cabbage, jalapenos) all over a bed of steamed Basmati rice.

I'd kill three of you for a plate of that right now.
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TopicI had a girl grind on me in the club for the first time today
DrizztLink
09/03/17 4:40:41 AM
#13
It is pretty fun.

First time for me she dragged me up to dance at a house party, and then a while later I sat down and she gave me a full on lapdance out of nowhere.

If she hadn't been passing-out drunk, it would have been a pretty interesting night. Instead, I ended up carrying her to her bed and never saw her again because I'm stupid.
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TopicWhich is better rice or noodles?
DrizztLink
09/03/17 4:38:17 AM
#14
Probably rice, but if it's Basmati rice I'll superman punch a child to make sure I get some.
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Topichow did people even exist back in the olden days before anime and manga
DrizztLink
09/03/17 4:36:51 AM
#3
TopicIf you were a T Rex, how would you get your rocks off?
DrizztLink
09/03/17 3:38:00 AM
#2
At least you're incorporating new information (cloaca) into this terrible gimmick.
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TopicMy crazy psychiatrist notes from my teens, PICS inside
DrizztLink
09/03/17 3:36:58 AM
#3
Sativa_Rose posted...

WTF^ I'm not even there and this psychiatrist just assumes that I have not had another relationship since my first break up! He has literally no info on that subject, and literally still decided to write that into his notes

Was he wrong?
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TopicSo I want to change my sig.
DrizztLink
09/03/17 3:14:34 AM
#10
I so have not born my faculties so weak, you dick.
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TopicSo at the Bama FSU game, I saw a guy try to get beer w/ a fake birth certificate
DrizztLink
09/03/17 3:13:25 AM
#3
TopicDivorced Nicolas Cage looks MORTIFIED after flirting attempt goes HORRIBLY wrong
DrizztLink
09/03/17 3:12:39 AM
#21
I mistyped.

He's awful AT being a human being.

I imagine he orders in restaurants by setting the menu on fire, flipping the table, then calmly asking the waitress for a burger, no onions.

He's like a robot that only got 40 percent of his humanity drive downloaded.
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TopicWhere does Cyborg belong? Teen Titans or Justice League
DrizztLink
09/03/17 1:37:11 AM
#25
Lightsasori posted...
DevsBro posted...
wait who's steel?

John Henry Irons was a construction worker who fell off a skyscraper and Superman caught him. When he tells Superman "I owe you my life", Supes responds "then make it worth something."

He watched after the inner city kids (I can't remember if he did before meeting Superman), and all at once Superman dies and the illegal weapons trade brings mayhem to the neighborhood. He was basically Batman-level strength and speed to begin with (they kind of hint he has some connection to the John Henry of the tall tales) but he decides to resolve both these situations by becoming the next "Man of Steel."

So he builds himself a badass suit of power armor and a huge hammer, and tops it off with the Superman cape.

Long story short, he proves himself pretty quickly during Superman's absence and return, and Superman approves and actually comes up with the name "Steel" himself.

Dude's a legit character that could use more love tbh.


Sounds like a badass already.

https://youtu.be/0PlwDbSYicM?t=560
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TopicTeen Titans CYOA: Romance Resurrected part 4
DrizztLink
09/03/17 1:34:05 AM
#197
Malcrasternus posted...
AB
Open text, if lewd, call Jinx.

Seems fair.

Maybe she's apologizing.

pfft yeah right
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TopicBreaking: Piece of Shit to end DACA as early as tomorrow
DrizztLink
08/31/17 3:54:57 PM
#61
_Goggalor_ posted...
Mr_Biscuit posted...
TheVipaGTS posted...
_Goggalor_ posted...
UnholyMudcrab posted...
Gog is just trolling, but there are people out there who actually have that mindset, and that's deeply disturbing


Me. I have that mindset. Not trolling, I legitimately don't give a shit. Not my suffering, not my problem. If it ever becomes that way, whatever. Shit happens and life sucks.

Man. no offense but I'm glad I'm not friends with anyone like you...

Full offense, I'm glad I don't have anyone that selfish and shitty in my life.

Imagine being so shallow and self-absorbed that the only thing in life that matters to you is you.


My dogs matter. My dad somewhat. Everyone else? No, couldn't care less.

Good to see Goggles is still 2edgy.
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TopicDivorced Nicolas Cage looks MORTIFIED after flirting attempt goes HORRIBLY wrong
DrizztLink
08/31/17 1:12:54 AM
#10
GregShmedley posted...
DrizztLink posted...
Poor Nic Cage. I love him as an actor, but he's an awful human.



What makes you say that?

The topic at hand?
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Topicfamily loses 6 members In hurricane harvey
DrizztLink
08/31/17 1:10:20 AM
#20
DiegoSanchez206 posted...
I'll never understand why people don't simply leave.

Oh hey, Diego, a hurricane is gonna hit or near hit in the next couple of days.

Thanks, bro *heads to Dallas for a few days*.

Because you're stupid?

Mark me, I welcome it.
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TopicDivorced Nicolas Cage looks MORTIFIED after flirting attempt goes HORRIBLY wrong
DrizztLink
08/31/17 1:04:00 AM
#4
Poor Nic Cage. I love him as an actor, but he's an awful human.
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TopicHottest girl currently named Ashley
DrizztLink
08/31/17 12:11:19 AM
#11
I know an Ashleigh who is smoking hot.

Too bad our history makes her incompatible.
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Topicwhy are people excited about RDR2 again?
DrizztLink
08/31/17 12:00:01 AM
#4
TopicI decided to see if I still have some acting chops.
DrizztLink
08/30/17 11:57:28 PM
#18
TopicThe perfect woman but she lives in Lavender Town
DrizztLink
08/30/17 11:33:58 PM
#3
TopicHow do you get rid of acne
DrizztLink
08/30/17 11:18:42 PM
#14
EverHeardOfIt posted...
DrizztLink posted...
Never had bad acne to begin with.

My brother had to use Accutane.

Accutane gives you crazy side effects plus and my acne isn't bad enough to risk them

Accutane is a fucking nightmare.

Pregnant women aren't supposed to touch it with their bare hands.
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TopicWhat kind of Pokemon are you?
DrizztLink
08/30/17 11:17:52 PM
#8
TopicHow do you get rid of acne
DrizztLink
08/30/17 10:57:56 PM
#8
Never had bad acne to begin with.

My brother had to use Accutane.
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Topicanyone here from last decade?
DrizztLink
08/30/17 7:49:42 PM
#3
My account is old enough to have its own account.
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TopicI'm one of the people on CE who are over 25, who haven't achieved anything.
DrizztLink
08/30/17 2:51:43 PM
#34
Why is Sunhawk pretending to not be a failure?
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Topicprime Bruce Lee vs mother black bear protecting cubs.
DrizztLink
08/29/17 7:26:19 PM
#45
The lot of you look foolish.

Literally all of you.
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TopicMan forced to chose between hospital and homelessness. Dies.
DrizztLink
08/29/17 6:19:43 PM
#16
Soviet_Poland posted...
DragonGirlYuki posted...
That is why bankruptcy exists.


Given the story posted in TC's picture--an inpatient hospitalization stay would have precluded the guy from selling his Jeep, meaning he physically had no capital to pay rent.

He'd be evicted, to which his Jeep would be the only shelter at that point. If he sold the Jeep, he'd still have to deal with bigger trouble finding a new place to rent to on short notice. The immediate problem of homelessness would make it difficult to hire a lawyer and be able to go through the motions to declade bankruptcy. Then your credit is completely shot + history of eviction would make securing rent at a new location an insurmountable challenge.

Dude was stuck between a rock and a hard place. I'm not surprised he tried waiting it out. When faced with homelessness, I'd imagine most people's threshold for what is a medical emergency to be pretty up there.

You're trying to reason with the unreasonable.

It's a waste of time at best, trying to convince them to be hospitable is worse.
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TopicHallelujah! A new Bring It On movie comes out today!
DrizztLink
08/29/17 5:57:41 PM
#6
TopicI decided to see if I still have some acting chops.
DrizztLink
08/29/17 5:53:47 PM
#17
TopicHallelujah! A new Bring It On movie comes out today!
DrizztLink
08/29/17 5:51:29 PM
#4
How many are there?

I feel like this franchise will never die.
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TopicWould you cheat on your SO with a 919 if you knew you'd never get caught?
DrizztLink
08/29/17 5:30:34 PM
#17
In a heartbeat, assuming I've been drinking.

I'm 3/5 of a sociopath when alcohol hits my system.
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TopicITT: Post a Pokemon and I'll rate it.
DrizztLink
08/29/17 5:18:34 PM
#72
Kingler.

IDGAF about your opinion, Kingler is the best.

Also, nobody mentioned Charizard?
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TopicCE, am I the best shitposter here?
DrizztLink
08/29/17 4:15:22 PM
#3
TopicTrump got pissed at his staff about his Phoenix Rally's crowd size
DrizztLink
08/29/17 4:11:11 PM
#4
UncleBourbon33 posted...
>cnn

>supporting Trump
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TopicProfessor fired for saying Texans deserved hurricane because of Trump
DrizztLink
08/29/17 3:18:34 PM
#23
hockeybub89 posted...
asdf8562 posted...
hockeybub89 posted...
Liberals destroying people's livelihoods over differences in opinions, I swear.

Cleaely dont know what youre talking about.

What? Just because people say terribly offensive things doesn't mean employers have a right to distance themselves and society has a right to judge them as pieces of shit. Muh freedom of speech.

And this relates to liberals... how?
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Topicwill the death toll in Houston go up after the flood waters recede
DrizztLink
08/29/17 2:08:40 PM
#4
JBaLLEN66 posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
They were searching for an overturned boat with 11 people this morning...


Is the airport still closed?

Relevance: Not found.
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TopicCoulter: Hurricane Harvey more likely to be divine punishment for lesbian mayor
DrizztLink
08/29/17 2:02:35 PM
#49
UnfairRepresent posted...
I don't think contrarian means what you think it means.

Dude, you're the definition of a contrarian and everyone but you knows it.
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TopicI decided to see if I still have some acting chops.
DrizztLink
08/29/17 1:43:57 PM
#16
TopicI decided to see if I still have some acting chops.
DrizztLink
08/29/17 1:35:21 PM
#14
TopicI decided to see if I still have some acting chops.
DrizztLink
08/29/17 2:45:48 AM
#12
TopicTeen Titans CYOA: Romance Resurrected part 4
DrizztLink
08/29/17 2:22:28 AM
#159
TopicI decided to see if I still have some acting chops.
DrizztLink
08/29/17 1:31:33 AM
#11
TopicSister-in-law just filled my diesel truck with unleaded. Both tanks.
DrizztLink
08/28/17 11:13:58 PM
#26
ZCheveyo posted...

It was left to me. Grandpa bought the truck in 1995.

That's good. Older models won't be damaged as much by the wrong gasoline.
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TopicAnother thread about how evil Joe Arpaio is.
DrizztLink
08/28/17 11:09:48 PM
#114
JohnLennon6 posted...
DrizztLink posted...
It's always fun to watch Gojak get bodied.

Do you have anything worthwhile to contribute to this topic?

Do you have anything worthwhile to contribute to any topic?
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TopicAnother thread about how evil Joe Arpaio is.
DrizztLink
08/28/17 10:30:15 PM
#112
It's always fun to watch Gojak get bodied.
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TopicOne free level up thread! Post inside to be leveled up.
DrizztLink
08/28/17 10:00:56 PM
#45
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