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BUMPED2002 posted...

I think it's odd this new strain surfaces right when the vaccine comes out which probably means the vaccine will be obsolete if it isn't already.

Mother hecker! What does it take to kill this thing?

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Yeah, took me awhile to figure why pencils have a prop 65 warning, but evidently wood shavings are carcinogenic. Of course that is probably only the case if you say work in lumber mill or something, but learn something new everyday I guess. Pencils are hazardous to your health according to Ca.

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Veedrock- posted...

"Christmas is the celebration of Santa. " -TC apparently

Well, Santa is the reason for the season.

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I feel like the throwing that money around like I am in a rap music video, but I guess I will the responsible thing and invest it into bitcoin =p.

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Ogurisama posted...

That is a stare of "im going to kill you human"

To be fair that is pretty common for a cat. They only wish they were bigger so the could actually carry out thier nefarious plans for mankind.

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BUMPED2002 posted...

LOL people celebrate Easter and the Easter Bunny isn't real either. It's paganism is all it is. We have all been taught that Jesus rose from the dead and there has never been to my knowledge, any evidence proving this yet we all believe it.

Does anyone really believe in the easter bunny? I mean even when I was a dumb santa believing kid I didn't believe in that crap. Fat old man that delivers presents to the whole world in one day via magical flying reindeer, check. Bunny that lays eggs and delivers gift baskets, f that noise. How does a bunny deliver a fricken gift basket anyhow?

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Buy high, sell low. That has always been my life's philosophy.

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Those elementary school memories will scar you for life.

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faramir77 posted...

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The Vulcan salute

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Metalsonic66 posted...

(~_~;)

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pionear posted...

https://www.yahoo.com/news/pence-announces-space-force-members-225104669.html

THe VP just announced they will be called 'Guardians'...

As in 'Guardians Of The Galaxy'?

So when is Trump just going to say F-it and reveal the aliens?

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Those Star Wars movies are that bad, eh?

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Oh, if you ever watch the show it absolutely does not seem fun. Pretty much anyone in a mobile suit that is not a gundam if pretty much red shirted and heck even the main characters aren't exempt. I mean the main character in Zeta pretty much gets brain damage from oxygen depreciation after and explosion cracks his canopy, so yeah probably better to be the repair man.

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Oxygen is too mainstream *keels over and dies*

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Yeah, I will have one of those pithy bumper stickers that says "my other ride is a gundam."

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FrozenBananas posted...

I was under the impression that Jackson never went by MJ. He was either Michael or Michael Jackson, but never MJ.

Jordan was actually referred to as MJ for most of his career though. So thats why I thought of him

I think almost the opposite. Michael Jackson became popular first, so he was the first to be referred as MJ (I am ignoring Mary Jane because comics are for nerds), Michael Jordan then appropriated it. Although, I do agree Jordan did almost completely take it for himself, especially when Jackson's popularity started fading.

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Ich bin ein berliner. Well, descended from one anyway.

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Released. Such a dumb law to start. I can't believe we jail people for owning plants in the land of the free.

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Certainly, Jackson. I mean Michael Jordan is one of the greatest basketball players of all time, but he seems a bit serious and kind of boring. Jackson on the other hand had such a crazy character arc from being the King of Pop in the 80s revered by nearly everyone to being the alien looking baby dangling wierdo that we all hated in the 2000's and just when you thought you were finally about to forget about him, he dies from a drug overdose and all of sudden everyone was on his side again. Such a crazy up and down time with him.

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PyroBlade1985 posted...

Question. Why does her race matter?

I guess I wanted to know what flavor of meth head I was dealing with.

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Zeus posted...

Other than the apparent slipknot, it's probably no worse than the other one. In either case, if the top strap fails you get a wardrobe malfunction. Not to mention that the lower strap in the pictured 2-strap top doesn't seem as reliable as the pictured 1-strap's lower strap. The 1-strap's lower part is clearly a much wider, elastic band which would be harder to damage.

I feel like any rigorous activity will cause the right boob to slip in number one, giving the viewer the Janet Jackson.

Second one looks uncomfortable with the strap digging into her neck, but I agree that strap is hanging on by a thread and one mishap and she is going topless.

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wwinterj25 posted...

She was suicidal by the sound of it. Probbaly didn't care and seemed like a drug addict.

Yeah, you almost have to be a drug addict to have the ridiculous hair she had.

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All that and they just stand in front of building in silly hats.

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The_tall_midget posted...

More harder? For emphasis?

As far as the girl goes, I am sure there will be little to zero repercussions, as usual.

I don't know. Women can F with a lot of things, but when they mess with man's best friend there will be repercussions, granted a few months in county, but repercussions none the less.

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I have a huge urge to tickle one of them now. Although, that sword does not look to friendly (wonder if it is dull).

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While I love the free games they are giving out, they really have to put some money into their storefront. It seriously lacking features and would have a hard time competing with steam. I seems dumb throwing all this money at devs, but not put a little money into your storefront, you know, the thing people actually buy stuff from.

Although with that said, more free games please.

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ShineboxPhil posted...

What about people from the Virgin Islands?

or the Virgin Mary.

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saspa posted...

It's basically the "tarzan's sidepiece" look

That was pretty much what it reminded me of, at least the first one. That first one also seems like it almost guaranteed a wardrobe malfunction at a certain point, seems pretty impractical.

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LinkPizza posted...

Many might not actually be...

To be fair it is mostly selection bias, but you don't see too many short dudes in the leadership spots. Can't say I am making 5' 9" great again either.

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LinkPizza posted...

A good amount, apparently...

Not too mention, you don't need people to pay if you have enough ads. That being said, the site is pretty popular these days, I hear...

I guess. But I feel like ads don't make a lot of money anyways. It always seems like you have to sell something to make money and what can they really sell? More porn, but in hd? I don't know, I am not seeing it, there already is a nearly inexhaustible amount of free porn to begin with.

BlackScythe0 posted...

Simping seems to be cool in 2020.

Perhaps this is the way.


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5' 9'. Can't say it feels too good being average though. It seems like everyone is taller than me here.

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Blightzkrieg posted...

Doing porn pays better than most of the dog shit jobs in capitalism.

I don't know how. I mean who pays for porn now a days?

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Raddest_Chad posted...

Ancient Greece and the Celtic peoples?

As well as geriatric boomers with snuggies. All great ancient cultures.

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You definitely have to be pretty cute to get a cat to take care of you.

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fishy071 posted...

I was thinking about that, too. What the article discussed mostly made sense to me, but I was wondering why it didn't mention about different people having different amounts of hair on their body and limbs. Some people have barely any hair on their body while some have a lot.

I thought wearing clothes or animal skins or plant parts contributed to body hair loss as well.

I know this is stupid, but I thought another possibility was global warming began in some way millions of years ago, causing people to lose body hair. People have also been going against nature for that long, so that could cause our species to develop in ways that are not beneficial.

These are definitely better hypothesizes than I heard. I was always inundated with the crummy water ape hypothesis, that pretty much states that we lost the hair so we can swim better, so we can get shell fish an stuff (this also explains our webbed fingers), but that always seemed pretty bad. I mean we kind of suck in the water and would be such easy prey for crocs & other aquatic predator's, plus I can only hold my breath for like a minute, I aint collecting any shellfish with that, not to mention the hairy legs, they don't even bother to explain that.

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Zedonra posted...

Too much...I want to cook more but refrigerated chicken breasts go 'bad' so fast and are sold in such big packs at my nearby grocer that I feel like I'm wasting them unless I cook with them every single day. And I have no room in my freezer for them not to mention feels kinda messy putting raw meat in the freezer, dunno how I should do it.

I hear from YT vids you should cook a bunch of chicken in advance then chill and it lasts longer but that sounds like a LOT of work/time...if I do this though I'm interested in trying the 'sous vide' technique to cook

I feel like it is pretty easy to go through a bunch of chicken doing something like shake n bake or making fajitas out of it. Both last awhile in the fridge without going bad, although leftover duties with 2nd week shake n bake chicken is a fairly miserable experience. Although, you probably should clear room in your freezer, so you have the option to store to lessen this.

As for my food bill, $250/month. I am super boring with my food for the most part. An egg & bean burrito for breakfast, a peanut butter sandwich with some fruit for lunch & something I made for dinner, typically the after mentioned fajitas. I go out to eat about twice a week, usually a fast food type setup. Yeah, typical bachelor, just with less top ramen and pizza rolls.

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You would think, but you ever looked at the prices of this stuff you would see the prices popping off. Its almost a predictable trend at this point: wait about 20 years and the prices of this retro stuff starts going up through the roof as the 20 somethings that grew up with this stuff now have money and pay out the wazoo for it. It is dumb to me for the reasons that you mentioned, but that is nostalgia for you. Rona has also exacerbated this trend, I feel almost every game went up 15% this year because of it.

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I know they are mans best friend, but I hope I can share my bed with someone other than a dog.

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Sometimes I think Nintendo forgets what era it is in, since it acts like it is still in the 90s half the time.

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ViewtifulGrave posted...

Can't wait till next week when they show us some bomb making recipes. I mean we already got a chemical weapon used in World War 1 and a date rape drug. They are on a role.

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DirtBasedSoap posted...

this is why I literally never lock the door when I take a shit. if you wanna see me poop, thats on you

Based poster.

Sarcasthma posted...

Plus it keeps your feces piping hot, so its really handy if you think youll need them later.

I never found too much use for hot feces.


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Yeah it is pretty baller. I remember getting it at a sushi restaurant and it reminding me of pistachio icecream, but more refreshing. I wouldn't call it an A tier flavor, but it def is high B's. Never tried the red bean ice cream, I hear that one isn't too sweat, more of a savory icecream.

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I doubt it. There are millions of people in this world. Unless you are horrifically misfigured like the lady that got her face torn off by the chimp, I feel like you have a chance. You just have to apply yourself. I mean I am sure there are even dating meetups for burn victems now, since there are so many niche communities out there.

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Hippocrates posted...

Jeez high horse much

Stand back from my horse peasant!

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The book of revelations.

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No, I have actual taste buds.

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What do you drink your tea in? I find a mug tends to impart a little more earthy flavor, while a glass, while a bit hot to hold, tends to be more neutral (plus I think looking at the color of the tea in a glass to be somewhat cool).

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I don't know. I have always been an ass man. I found the 2000s a bit hard to handle because it was all about those big dd's and I felt like a weirdo for not appreciating them, but I am glad that the 2010s and 2020s has once again but the ass on top(well, technically it is on the bottom and boobs are up top, but metaphorically speaking it is on top). All hail the ass.

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