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TopicWhat don't you get about evolution?
DoctorPiranha3
07/17/18 12:44:24 PM
#22
Why do people restrict evolution to only cells and DNA? The whole universe has been evolving since the Big Bang. The universe now looks much different than 5 billion, 10 billion years ago and etc.
TopicYour favorite Legend of Zelda boss?
DoctorPiranha3
07/17/18 10:07:30 AM
#37
Phantom Ganon from OoT is memorable. But I also like that boss in TP where you use that spinner to climb up a wall and ram into him. That was a unique battle all around. I also like the beast Ganon battle, mostly for the music.
TopicIf God is real, then he designed things to poop
DoctorPiranha3
07/16/18 1:17:29 PM
#1
Proof that God has a scat fetish

King me, Christians
TopicColonel Sanders never called blacks n
DoctorPiranha3
07/13/18 9:31:15 PM
#6
SageHarpuia posted...
DoctorPiranha3 posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
prove it

Prove he did

The n-word was a part of every day language back then, it would be silly to put Mr. Kentucky Fried Chicken on a pedestal and say he was above all that.

It's silly to say he said a word with literally 0 proof. Where did Mr. John get cite his sources?
TopicColonel Sanders never called blacks n
DoctorPiranha3
07/13/18 9:25:26 PM
#3
SageHarpuia posted...
prove it

Prove he did
TopicColonel Sanders never called blacks n
DoctorPiranha3
07/13/18 9:20:18 PM
#1
Fuck John Shittner for besmirching the Colinel's good name
TopicPapa John makes formal apology for harsh words towards NFL/Basketball Americans
DoctorPiranha3
07/12/18 12:15:17 AM
#85
BLAKUboy posted...
Trump never wanted to be President. His entire campaign was just a PR stunt that ended horribly for everyone, including Trump.

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TopicPapa John makes formal apology for harsh words towards NFL/Basketball Americans
DoctorPiranha3
07/12/18 12:12:58 AM
#83
thronedfire2 posted...
resigning to his mansion and piles of money and cocaine

I'm sure he feels terrible

Insatiable egotists like him remain...well, insatiable! Look at Trump. Not enough he could have done the same thing you mentioned, but he was after power. And president of the US is as powerful a position as you can get.
TopicPapa John makes formal apology for harsh words towards NFL/Basketball Americans
DoctorPiranha3
07/11/18 11:42:18 PM
#78
This guy named the company after himself, appeared in countless commercials and advertisements, and even had his mug all over the damn pizza boxes.

Talk about runaway ego. He's up there with Trump in that regard. And Trump is less racist!
TopicPeople don't believe this FLORIDA GRANDMA is 38!! Does she look her age??
DoctorPiranha3
07/09/18 11:50:33 PM
#8
Axiom posted...
Mr_Hakubi posted...
People are just thrown off by grandma, she definitely looks late 30s.
TopicSo, the first person that milked a cow...
DoctorPiranha3
07/09/18 12:17:15 AM
#21
GOATTHlEF posted...
It's not like we didn't have women whose breasts produced milk before that. Not such a leap to understand what a baby cow is doing down there miltank

Actually, we take knowledge for granted. The first human who equated that type of thing was probably a genius.
TopicSo, the first person that milked a cow...
DoctorPiranha3
07/09/18 12:14:39 AM
#18
thronedfire2 posted...
littlebro07 posted...
A better question would be

Why the fuck did they see the calf drinking the milk and then think "I should get that milk in a bucket so my kids can drink it too"


people do weird things when they're starving

how about just eating the fucking cow
TopicSo, the first person that milked a cow...
DoctorPiranha3
07/08/18 11:41:49 PM
#9
Axiom posted...
DoctorPiranha3 posted...
ProfessorKukui posted...
Milking a cow.

They didn't know that at the time. Hence the question.

You don't think they saw a calf feeding on the mother's milk

Hello no. They saw 4 hanging tits and thought "Score!"
TopicSo, the first person that milked a cow...
DoctorPiranha3
07/08/18 11:40:29 PM
#7
HotLap posted...
When I was 13, I went to a summer camp where one of the camp counselors refused to drink milk solely because he thought the first person who milked a cow must have been a pervert.

LOL
TopicSo, the first person that milked a cow...
DoctorPiranha3
07/08/18 11:38:21 PM
#3
ProfessorKukui posted...
Milking a cow.

They didn't know that at the time. Hence the question.
TopicSo, the first person that milked a cow...
DoctorPiranha3
07/08/18 11:36:41 PM
#1
...what were they doing down there?
TopicPokemon was such a simple idea...
DoctorPiranha3
07/06/18 9:08:41 PM
#4
AlisLandale posted...
It was so simple that multiple news articles reported on how parents didnt understand it lol

"There's no need to argue, parents just don't understand." - The Fresh Prince, circa 1988
TopicPokemon was such a simple idea...
DoctorPiranha3
07/06/18 9:06:04 PM
#1
And here it is now, a 70 billion dollar franchise...
TopicRuin a first date in four words.
DoctorPiranha3
07/04/18 8:12:43 PM
#118
Pirate_Harris posted...
Your ass is grass

Hi
TopicRuin a first date in four words.
DoctorPiranha3
07/04/18 4:31:57 PM
#80
Will446 posted...
Cheater87 posted...
Your mom is hot.

Well I started talking to her daughter and lets just say it didnt work out

I don't get it.
TopicWhy do people talk about "science" as if it's a religion
DoctorPiranha3
07/04/18 2:01:31 PM
#9
Science has become a religion. It's basically a cult of people fellating the so-called experts, because they have a degree and credentials
TopicRuin a first date in four words.
DoctorPiranha3
07/04/18 1:31:49 PM
#24
masticatingman posted...
Can we fuck now?
TopicElekid
DoctorPiranha3
07/04/18 1:20:26 PM
#8
Budew
TopicElekid
DoctorPiranha3
07/04/18 1:17:37 PM
#5
Relient_K posted...
Harry Potter

My favorite baby Pokmon.
TopicWhite girl pregnant at 14 and happy
DoctorPiranha3
07/04/18 1:17:13 PM
#15
Jesus, lip injections much?
TopicElekid
DoctorPiranha3
07/04/18 1:16:04 PM
#3
Igglybuff
TopicElekid
DoctorPiranha3
07/04/18 1:01:28 PM
#1
Magby
TopicAnyone remember ISIS?
DoctorPiranha3
07/04/18 1:10:16 AM
#6
Nice to have a president that actually took some action against them.
TopicHas ocelot been in the most Mgs games character as than any other character?
DoctorPiranha3
07/04/18 1:09:43 AM
#7
*gun twirl*
TopicHow do people even live in Arizona?
DoctorPiranha3
07/03/18 10:32:16 PM
#26
Try living with humidity in 100+ degrees.

I'd trade Texas heat for Arizona heat in a heartbeat.
TopicTerror attacked aimed for Downtown Cleveland thwarted by FBI
DoctorPiranha3
07/02/18 11:58:35 AM
#3
I know the Browns are bad, but it's wrong to call them a terrorist attack.
TopicMelee fans complain about no combos in Smash Wii U/Brawl
DoctorPiranha3
07/01/18 3:37:09 AM
#10
Tyranthraxus posted...
Anisoptera posted...
Snake is apparently Bayonetta levels of broken.

Good because he was fuckin' shit in Brawl and I'd really like to play him while not wanting to smash bricks into my face.

He was a top tier character in Brawl...
TopicManaged to get Smeargle to learn Mind Reader and Horn Drill (Crystal)
DoctorPiranha3
06/30/18 9:01:13 PM
#5
Tupacrulez posted...
I played crystal when I was 8.

How the tits does a pokon learn a move that was used on it?

Smeargle's whole gimmick is being able to learn the last move that was used on it. It can learn any move. It has such crummy stats though (albeit decent speed) so it's not worth learning it anything aside from support sets, or gimmick sets like I'm going for.
TopicManaged to get Smeargle to learn Mind Reader and Horn Drill (Crystal)
DoctorPiranha3
06/30/18 8:53:32 PM
#3
Shotgunnova posted...
I think I did stuff like that back in the day. Pretty sure I used some other surefire move (Lock-On?) that some fish used. Might've been an Octillery.

Poliwrath just wouldn't use Mind Reader on him. I had to send out my Jumpluff. Eventually he'd use it on Jumpluff, so then I'd put it to sleep. Then switched in a Shuckle that knew Encore and had it use encore. Then I had to switch in Smeargle and use Sketch at the right time when it woke up, so that a. Encore's effect wouldn't wear off, and b. Smeargle would be able to sketch it.

After a few tries, I got it. I'm looking forward to destroying things with Smeargle lol
TopicManaged to get Smeargle to learn Mind Reader and Horn Drill (Crystal)
DoctorPiranha3
06/30/18 8:46:19 PM
#1
Getting Mind Reader on him was a pain in the ass. Took several tries of battling Chuck, and manipulating his Poliwrath to use it.

This will be fun to use in the main game! A lock on move followed by a for sure OHKO. If I can teach it Spore too, that will be awesome.
TopicI never quite realized just how much modern science has ruined T. rex.
DoctorPiranha3
06/30/18 6:01:50 PM
#25
darkprince45 posted...
Still looks cool
TopicBanjo-Kazooie was released 20 years ago today
DoctorPiranha3
06/30/18 1:24:59 AM
#15
darkmaian23 posted...
DoctorPiranha3 posted...
It's almost insanity how people are so anti Rare. They always beat Nintendo at their own game. DKC, DKR, BK, etc.


Are you suggesting you think Donkey Kong Country was better than Super Mario World or Yoshi's Island? Banjo had it's own charm, and I can see someone liking it better than Super Mario 64, but to claim that Rare bested Nintendo on the SNES is absolutely insane.

DKC1, maybe not. DKC2? Abso-fucking-lutely.
TopicBanjo-Kazooie was released 20 years ago today
DoctorPiranha3
06/30/18 1:10:13 AM
#12
darkmaian23 posted...
Mario 64 is the gold standard for 3D platformers. Banjo was a fine attempt, but there were a ton of little things that weren't fun or didn't feel right that dragged the game down. Mario 64 was a 10/10 at release, and is still a 10/10 if you can get past the graphics. Some of the stars were frustrating, and there were levels I didn't like, but everything was perfectly executed.

Mario 64 was the prototype. Banjo-Kazooie was the refinement. Better worlds, music, characters, moves, controls, etc.

It's almost insanity how people are so anti Rare. They always beat Nintendo at their own game. DKC, DKR, BK, etc.
TopicBanjo-Kazooie was released 20 years ago today
DoctorPiranha3
06/29/18 10:15:59 PM
#5
KillerKhan420 posted...
Good game, but now very outdated. But if I had to choose between mario64 or bk? I'd pick Mario

Says B-K is very outdated, then chooses M64 over it

I don't even...
TopicBanjo-Kazooie was released 20 years ago today
DoctorPiranha3
06/29/18 10:10:45 PM
#3
TopicI like how in Pokemon, your mom sleeps in the kitchen >_>
DoctorPiranha3
06/29/18 10:00:14 PM
#16
Hey TC, I'm not sure if this has been said or not, but she has her own room in Sun and Moon.
TopicVote Mayor for mayor!
DoctorPiranha3
06/29/18 11:50:39 AM
#1
Vote Mayor for mayor!
TopicSF Bay Area NIMBYs block development of 8-floor building because of shadows
DoctorPiranha3
06/27/18 3:26:40 PM
#3
Austin is just as bad. We're trying to get our first pro team (MLS), in a land spot that hasn't been touched in several decades and is just storing litter. NIMBYs are doing everything they can to block it because OH NOEZ CANT HAVE A PRO TEAM ITS BIG BUSINESS
TopicNo intelligent life in the universe besides us?
DoctorPiranha3
06/27/18 12:25:26 PM
#18
Ultima Dragon posted...
Literally the fact that we even exist is proof that intelligent life could (and very likely does) exist elsewhere in the universe.

It's incredibly presumptuous and arrogant to say that we're some sort of "once in infinity" freak accident. Especially when we ourselves know so little about the universe and its origins.

Given an infinite amount of pissibilities, it is also equally as valid that we're alone, I think. But meh, that's no fun.
TopicThe dinosaurs were our superiors.
DoctorPiranha3
06/27/18 11:30:34 AM
#9
Zikten posted...
human's earliest ancestors are like little mice during the dinosaur times. it's pretty cool to see how far we have gotten

Simpler times tbh
TopicThe dinosaurs were our superiors.
DoctorPiranha3
06/27/18 11:24:25 AM
#6
C_Pain posted...
Imagine believing in dinosaurs

If I can't believe in dinosaurs, what can I believe in?
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