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I'm going with Waylon.

Son: Dad, how'd you choose my name?
Me: Well, son. (Doesn't tell son the truth that his mother strong armed him by choosing one of those names.) *Picks up guitar and starts to play some twang country* Lord, it's the same ol' tune. Fiddle and guitar. Where do we take it from hereeee. Rhinestone suits and new shiny cars, it's been the same way for years. We need to change. Somebody told me when I came to Nashville "Son, you finally got it made! Hank made it here and we're sure that you will but I don't think Hank did it this way."

Torgo posted...

Was Stamos actually in anything good?

Yeah. Rebbecca Romaijn-Stamos.

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Hey, at least it wasn't Scott Baio. LOL

How good are Deez Nutz chances in this election?

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Contra Hardcorps
Castle of Illusion
Clay Fighter
Crusader of Centy

oof tough crowd in this won.

Yeah, apparently, they can put three w's together.

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WoKe Is A CaNcEr To OuR vErY gReAt NaTiOn!

'MuRiCa! Fuck YeAh!

Random CE'er has opinion. News at 11:00.

Wasn't he the one with the Lawyer Sister?

It's been about 4 or 5 months since I ate at McDonald's.

Should have used a poop knife.

hey how are you

Irony posted...

If you thought he was funny I will fight you

The only thing I have laughed of his that I thought was funny was "THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!" From Deuce Bigalow.

Irony posted...

Who has the title of former comedian that isn't dead?

Rob Schneider.

NittanyLions23 posted...

Imagine if you got that angry for your own finances

I don't know about you, but if somebody stole from me, as well as almost EVERY PERSON HERE would be pretty pissed about it and rightfully so. It's people like you that is what's wrong with the justice system today.

Not the same but this was funny.

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9/10 up until the hatch 2/10 after.

I can assure you, that definitely wasn't a heart attack seeing as how I had two before and they were nothing like you described. And you are definitely not posting on CE the day of. Mine, I felt really cold on my left side of the body with a lot of numbness. Then the severe nausea kicked in, then....nothing. I blacked out. First time, I woke up a day later, the second, I woke up a few days later and found out that I was intubated.

Like another poster said, you may have had a panic attack. Heart attacks are no joke.

Yes, it was the first SHMUP I got. It was really fun. The second one I got was Air Busters. That was even more fun than Biohazard Battle.

Phyrexian Obliterator is far superior in every way. Only cost 4 black 5/5 trample and exiles cards equal to how much damage it dealt to blocking creature.

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Add All that Glitters to it https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/5/1/AAam6dAAE9Mz.jpg
Pair it up with any self-hitter like Bushwack https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/5/2/AAam6dAAE9M0.jpg and you basically can wipe out your opponents whole board.

You kick the door down and you enter the doorway. What's your theme song?

Mine is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS0d4igMavQ

radical_rhino posted...

That seems OP. 6 mana for a 6/6 with menace & trample that kills any card on the table as an ETB trigger.

That ETB trigger costs 7 as well. That's going to be a bulk rare.

Billyionaire posted...

I'm fine with LOTR since it's based on the books, but I don't know about this. Fallout just doesn't suit MTG somehow

Does Transformers?

They are called MAGA and their family tree only has one branch.

She probably lettin out dem oyster farts.

Elon just hires a bunch of geniuses to invint shit and Elon just unloads wads of emony at them.

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Jailbait by Ted Negent

Well I don't care if you're just thirteen
You look too good to be true
I just know that you're probably clean
There's one lil' thing I got do to you

Yeah, but has he went down to South Park to have himself a time? Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation. Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave his woes behind?

Poor Lawrence Fishburn. I bet he was one of the first to die in that movie.

You get to see Sharon Stone's cooch in Basic Instinct.

And she shows it off to all her friends
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her
So she caged him up with cyclone fence
Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said, "Recognize that smell?
Smells like seven layers
That beaver eats Taco Bell"

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It's kinda like if Creed had nasty anal sex with Shinedown and Theory of a Deadman was the result.

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Racism is a taught behavior. If the twelve year-old is already a Nazi scumbag, his parents are too.