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Topic | Should I get MK11 if I'm bad at fighting games? |
DinosaurBrain 12/23/19 11:01:02 AM #1 | The Best of Buys has it for $20 and I enjoyed MK1 through 3 in my youth and then I thought another modern one was neat (8 maybe?). I'm a button masher and probably wouldn't play online. Is there enough of a "story" or stuff to otherwise do? I assume the tower series is still there. --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | I don't think Kevin Smith's "look" is very good |
DinosaurBrain 12/09/19 12:38:52 PM #1 | Over sized sport coat that looks like he borrowed it from daddy, t-shirt underneath, backwards hat, and shorts. Like, you can pull off sport coat and t-shirt if the coat fits. And maybe wear jeans with it. Then you're "casual cool". The whole thing just seems like a borrowed mish-mash. --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | Are these boobs too big? |
DinosaurBrain 11/15/19 12:45:04 PM #14 | I mean, I'm sure they're giving her all kinds of back problems, but I'd bury my face in them. --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | Modern Star Trek looks absolutely abysmal |
DinosaurBrain 11/15/19 12:41:32 PM #6 | Ya'll know that Short Trek is supposed to be a comedy filler while we wait for the next season? --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | Batman: I move quietly like the night and get the drop on unsuspecting criminals |
DinosaurBrain 10/23/19 3:19:26 PM #16 | I guess he also kind of dropped the whole "going out on patrol, let's stop a mugging" thing. He's too important for that. --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | Batman: I move quietly like the night and get the drop on unsuspecting criminals |
DinosaurBrain 10/23/19 1:50:50 PM #1 | *Fires up rocket propelled car* Wonder if he'll ever switch to a Tesla. --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | NerdyCE: Help me think up a character backstory |
DinosaurBrain 10/21/19 4:17:50 PM #2 | I think I'm going Tiefling Hexblade. Dark Vision, Hellish Rebuke, Grasp of Hadar, Counterspell, and Dispel just to start a list. --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | NerdyCE: Help me think up a character backstory |
DinosaurBrain 10/21/19 1:47:46 PM #1 | I was flipping through the PHB last night (as you do) and read Mage Slayer again and was drawn to it for some reason. I'm really digging the idea of a guy that runs up to a wizard and just nopes out all of his attacks. The only problem is, I'm having trouble thinking of a backstory for why someone would be so well equipped and desiring to kill magic users that wouldn't also cause him to be against the casters that will invariably be in the party. Best idea I can come up with is a Hexblade Warlock (for Counterspell and Dispel and still having melee ability) and saying either his Patron bound him to the sword and commands he kill magic users but "he never said in what order" or maybe the blade itself hungers for mana but he can keep it contained around the party. And then there's the old standby Former Captain of the Mage Hunters but he realized the error of his ways and now some of his best friends are wizards. Anyway, that's what my brain's doing today. --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | So did we put out the Amazon fire or did we get distracted by Trump and China? |
DinosaurBrain 10/10/19 8:51:10 AM #5 | The Admiral posted... https://www.marketwatch.com/story/about-the-amazon-rainforest-fires-lets-separate-fact-from-fiction-2019-08-29 That "article" starts with the word "Opinion" and goes on to say "The Amazon isnt the only region affected by catastrophic fires." But what about Hillary?? --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | So did we put out the Amazon fire or did we get distracted by Trump and China? |
DinosaurBrain 10/10/19 8:40:11 AM #1 | Seems like that would be something to keep an eye on. --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | Netflix using older actors to play High School students infuriates viewers. |
DinosaurBrain 10/01/19 10:56:28 AM #11 | The kids in the Goldbergs are 20, 26, and 25 (the middle child actor is older). --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | My mom makes $130K as an administrative assistant with no college degree |
DinosaurBrain 10/01/19 10:36:22 AM #9 | This is statistically relevant. --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | No soda or juice in the house. Guess it's time for... |
DinosaurBrain 09/23/19 7:00:02 PM #2 | *sips* --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | No soda or juice in the house. Guess it's time for... |
DinosaurBrain 09/23/19 6:43:51 PM #1 | Vodka shots! --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | Who the fuck is your D&D character?! |
DinosaurBrain 07/23/19 1:40:23 PM #19 | Nope, making the whole thing up. Cheers. --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | Who the fuck is your D&D character?! |
DinosaurBrain 07/23/19 1:35:35 PM #17 | DrizztLink posted... DinosaurBrain posted...Khuuhrukehul Hrihuluuvar, Bug Bear Valor Bard The thread purged or I would link it, but I randomly rolled all his stats they were the most incredibly bad stats ever. Wis 5 Con 6 Str 12+2 Int 6 Chr 12 Dex 10+1 --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | Who the fuck is your D&D character?! |
DinosaurBrain 07/23/19 1:16:39 PM #10 | Khuuhrukehul Hrihuluuvar, Bug Bear Valor Bard Come at me. --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | My Best Buy Gamers Club membership has ended :( |
DinosaurBrain 07/22/19 11:52:20 AM #4 | *Pours one out* --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | Delivery apps like DoorDash are using your tips to pay workers |
DinosaurBrain 07/22/19 11:43:37 AM #6 | I did Uber for a hot second a few years ago and some people tipped me cash. It was nice. --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | Why is the Switch Lite still so giant? I would throw my money at a Switch Mini |
DinosaurBrain 07/18/19 9:54:47 AM #1 | I guess they can't contain all that Real Ultimate Power in anything smaller but I would totally buy a Switch that was easier to travel with. The 3DS and GBASP were gold because of the clam-shell. --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | My older sister: lets the outdoor dog into the house |
DinosaurBrain 07/16/19 1:23:18 PM #8 | "Outdoor dog" is literally the worst concept. --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | I got bored so I rolled out a completely random DND character |
DinosaurBrain 07/15/19 2:38:13 PM #18 | Khuuhrukehul Hrihuluuvar, bloody and beaten, finally stumbles his way into town. He slinks into the first dark alley he can find and passes out for a long rest. A new day dawns and with renewed vigor and unending optimism, Khuu bounds off towards the general goods store to buy a new guitar string. He finds Sariel's Sundries in the town square, across from the haberdashery and stables. As he enters he's greeted by Sariel herself, a tall thin elf woman. "Good day sir, what can I help you with?", she inquires. "Need string", Khuu grumbles as he holds out his guitar. Sariel looks it over and sees the missing guitar string. "I'm sorry sir but that is not an item that we carry" "NEED STRING", Khuu repeats angrily "I'm sorry, but I can not sell you that which I do not have" Khuu knows just what to do. He begins playing his guitar to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle. "Need need string string neeEed string. I need string or bash you face" [Charm person, Spell Save DC 11 vs 12+0 = fail] Flustered by the attempt to magically persuade her, Sariel says "Look, I don't have any guitar strings, but I've heard that a back of bandits has been intercepting deliveries of musical equipment. They're hiding out in an abandoned mine not far from town." Khuu thinks for a minute on the whole bunch of words that just came at him. ... "Bandits... mines... strings?", he says. "Yes!", Sariel proclaims, "Now get the hell out of here!" Khuu tips his non-existent fedora (hey, he's still a classy bard) and exits the store with a new destination in mind: some abandoned mine. --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | I love when some schmuck puts you on blast in an email to like 4 managers |
DinosaurBrain 07/15/19 1:11:14 PM #1 | "This needs to be resolved now or I need a new laptop!!!" And I'm like "my dude it is totally resolved if you would just try again" And then nothing so I'm over here looking like I'm not doing my job because you're either not going to test the thing that's so damn mission critical or you're not going to blast all of them again high praise. --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | I got bored so I rolled out a completely random DND character |
DinosaurBrain 07/13/19 9:14:05 PM #16 | I figured I'd make him a friend and wound up with Kenku Conquest Paladin. He got super good rolls for stats so now I'm not sure if I should add him because he would take over the story. Str 16 Dex 12+2 Con 15 Int 14 Wis 14+1 Chr 18 And I probably won't post another story until Monday when I'm at work and my boredest. --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | I got bored so I rolled out a completely random DND character |
DinosaurBrain 07/12/19 3:17:50 PM #11 | Khuu collapses on the road to town and decides to take a short rest. He expends a hit dice and gains 4 HP so he's back up to his maximum of 6. Khuu walks past a farm and 2 huge Mastiffs start chasing him, followed shortly by the farmer who is yelling at them to stop chasing people on the road. The dogs get really close and are barking and snapping with foam in their mouths. Khuu is an idiot and takes this as a challenge. Initiatives: Khuu 10, Mastiff 1 (Bitey) 14, Mastiff 2 (Snappy) 5 Bitey don't take no shit from giant sexy Bug Bears walking past HIS farm. He goes for the arm [Melee attack 14+3 = 17 vs 11] and chomps down hard. Khuu takes 2 points of damage (Khuu at 4 HP). The force of the impact from the beast sets Khuu off balance [Str check 10+2 = 12 vs 11] but he finds his footing. Khuu really wants to make this bard thing work so he plays Twinkle Twinkle Little Star (Dissonant Whispers) on his iron guitar. It's a terrible discordant melody that only Bitey can hear [Wis Save 3+1 = 4 vs 11] and is wracked with pain [3d6 = 17 damage]. Bitey explodes. Snappy is super displeased with his brother exploding into a fine mist. He tries to bite Khuu [Melee attack 9+3 = 12 vs 11] and snaps him right in the face for 2 damage (Khuu at 2 HP). The force of impact again makes Khuu all wobbly [Str check 6+2 = 8 vs 11] and he falls over onto the ground. Khuu isn't planning on going anywhere so he uses his movement to stand up making that whole thing a waste. He wants to smack the shit out of Snappy for knocking him on his ass though. He hauls back and swings at the dog [Melee attack 14+4 = 18 vs 12] catching him right in the back [1d8+2 -> 10 damage] and Snappy collapses to the ground. Khuu starts limping in the direction of the village, now just ahead. The farmer calls after Khuu calling him a horrible monster and cries over his fallen pets (sorry that part is literally in the quest description). Behold Khuu the Undying! --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | I got bored so I rolled out a completely random DND character |
DinosaurBrain 07/12/19 2:09:43 PM #8 | DinosaurBrain posted... What are the odds of not rolling a single 6 in 24 rolls for the stats? If my math is correct, it's 1.2% chance of this happening. I was really hoping the weasels would just kill Khuu. And I just rolled again for another adventure and got the Caravan Family again. What in the holy hell is going on with these cyber dice? --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | I got bored so I rolled out a completely random DND character |
DinosaurBrain 07/12/19 1:38:56 PM #4 | While on his way back to town, our hero Khuu the Bard, is set upon by an evil [Weasel] and [Giant Weasel]. Khuu readies his iron guitar and leaps into mortal combat. Initiatives: Khuu 18, Giant Weasel 16, Weasel 15 Khuu opens by casting Vicious Mockery. He sings about how the Giant Weasel is a stinky rat boi. [Wisdom save 19 + 1 = 20 vs 11]. The Giant Weasel doesn't understand English and is unscathed. The Giant Weasel leaps at Khuu's face and bites him. [Melee attack 3 + 5 = 8 vs 11]. Khuu slaps him away midair like a fly. The Regular Weasel runs up and tries to bite Khuu on the foot. [Melee attack 7 + 5 = 12 vs 11]. The Regular Weasel's teeth sink in for 1 damage (Khuu at 5 HP). Khuu is tired of that music bull shit so he swings his iron guitar at the Giant Weasel (I'm counting it as a greatclub). [Melee attack 14 + 4 = 18 vs 13]. He lifts the iron guitar over his head and comes down as hard as he can for 10 damage! The Giant Weasel is squished to a bloody pulp. Undeterred the Regular Weasel comes around and tries to bite Khuu from behind. [Melee attack 19 + 5 = 24 vs 11]. The Regular Weasel sinks its teeth in yet again for 1 whole damage because his damage dice is 1d1 (Khuu at 4 HP). Khuu is super pissed off now that he's got two tiny little puncture wounds that have sapped a third of his life energy. He spins full force to try to clobber the Regular Weasel. [Melee attack 7 + 4 = 11 vs 13]. He spins with such force that his iron guitar safely passes over the head of the damn Weasel. Regular Weasel thinks he's got it now and lunges between the legs for Khuu's junk. [Melee attack 11 + 5 = 16 vs 11]. Khuu takes bonus damage to his dangly bits (Khuu at 2 HP). Bloodied and fucking furious, Khuu takes one last swing at this twelve foot tall weasel with 50 foot fangs and huge red eyes the color of night. [Melee attack 16 + 4 = 20 vs 13]. With a mighty "Khuuh Ru Kehul!!!" he brings the iron guitar down on the foul beast for 5 glorious damage! Bloodied and battered, Khuu limps off towards town once more. --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | I got bored so I rolled out a completely random DND character |
DinosaurBrain 07/12/19 12:56:04 PM #3 | I found a list of random encounters so Khuu is going on an adventure. While traveling down the road to town he meets a family who has a broken wheel on their cart. Being the kind hearted murder-bard that he is, he tries to lift the cart so they can attach the wheel. [Str check 4+2=6]. He struggles against the incredible weight of the cart but to no avail. Eventually the father and son are able to lift the cart and prop it up on a crate. Khuu tries to smash the wheel back on the axle. [Str check again 15+2=17]. Great success! Now all they need to do is lure the horse back so that it can be hitched up. Khuu flips his iron guitar around and starts playing Baa Baa Black Sheep (one of two songs he knows) to lull the beast. [Performance, rolled a natural 1]. The song sounds like trash because one of his strings is broken (that's why he was going to town in the first place). Khuu screams in frustration, the horse runs further away, and Khuu storms off towards the town again. --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | I got bored so I rolled out a completely random DND character |
DinosaurBrain 07/12/19 12:29:06 PM #1 | I'd like you to meet Khuuhrukehul Hrihuluuvar, Bug Bear Valor Bard Wis 5 Con 6 Str 12+2 Int 6 Chr 12 Dex 10+1 He got the Boneitis as a kid so he's a bit fragile, but damn if it doesn't look good on him. They got no book learning out there in the woods either but he'll be happy to smash you over the head with his iron guitar with little provocation. What are the odds of not rolling a single 6 in 24 rolls for the stats? --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | Why is it called catnip? |
DinosaurBrain 07/08/19 8:23:47 PM #1 | Are there other kinds? Why not just nip? --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | Trump says the 18th century airport flub was because the teleprompter quit |
DinosaurBrain 07/05/19 2:50:47 PM #22 | But I thought he was too smart for this? He knows all the facts. The best facts. --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | Vacation! |
DinosaurBrain 07/05/19 12:18:36 PM #5 | All I ever wanted. --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | My giant man hands are too big for Switch Joycons |
DinosaurBrain 07/04/19 9:23:30 PM #1 | Playing MM2 in tablet mode and my hands are hurting after like 20 minutes. Lame. --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | Christina Hendricks posts sexy photo |
DinosaurBrain 07/03/19 9:45:33 PM #5 | Captured this gem: https://imgur.com/MwN7Uik --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | PSA: If someone asks you to sign a document and send it back |
DinosaurBrain 06/13/19 10:13:05 AM #1 | Don't just take a picture of it. Jesus fucking Christ this blurry, slanty, not taking up the full page shit is useless. If you can't be bothered to find a scanner at home/work/the public fucking library so that your legally mandated documents for your several hundred thousand dollar mortgage can be legible and enforceable, iOS and Android have built the fuck in PDF scanners. Fucking embarrassing. Thank you for listening to my venting, have a lovely day. --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | I hate that you can't playfully antagonize people on this site... |
DinosaurBrain 05/29/19 4:47:52 PM #7 | Why do you need to antagonize? --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | Remember Dorcas? |
DinosaurBrain 05/29/19 3:19:39 PM #9 | Wasn't that a character in the new Sabrina? --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | What is the worst video game you've played for more than 100 hours? |
DinosaurBrain 05/24/19 10:11:28 PM #7 | Final Fantasy XI --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | Ban Nascar. |
DinosaurBrain 05/22/19 2:42:52 PM #10 | The only benefits I can see are economic ones. Economy won't do much good without people alive to use it though. --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | "Nintendo 2019 E3 leaked rumors likely to be true." |
DinosaurBrain 05/22/19 1:43:29 PM #9 | "Something that might be true, might be true" News at 11 --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | I blame the public school system for making me want to eat lunch at 11 a.m. |
DinosaurBrain 05/22/19 11:53:45 AM #6 | I guess part of my problem is I don't like breakfast foods so lunch is the first meal of my day. --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | I blame the public school system for making me want to eat lunch at 11 a.m. |
DinosaurBrain 05/22/19 11:22:41 AM #1 | While the rest of the world is out here trying to eat lunch at fucking 2 pm. Work is buying lunch and I have to wait for 3 hours for the rest of these normies. I guess it's time to forage for snacks. --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | Things that make you grumpy now that you're "old" that didn't before |
DinosaurBrain 05/20/19 3:24:00 PM #9 | s0nicfan posted... When it rains like every other day in the spring and you're waiting for the grass to dry enough to mow without it all clumping up in the catch, but you know its already too late and you're going to have to bag it like every row anyway because it's gotten too tall. Wow I'm with both of these so much. --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | Things that make you grumpy now that you're "old" that didn't before |
DinosaurBrain 05/20/19 2:44:39 PM #1 | 1) They have a white vinyl split-rail fence around the parking lot at work. Every time they mow the grass they spray green all over the fence and don't clean it off. 2) I live in a town house and the people behind us leave their empty trash cans by the road all week despite the HOA putting up numerous passive aggressive signs at the community entrance. --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | Waitresses make shit tons of money |
DinosaurBrain 05/19/19 9:50:39 AM #5 | How about strippers? People literally throwing money at you. --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | Finally! After 10,000 years I'm free... |
DinosaurBrain 05/18/19 12:56:52 PM #6 | TommyG663513 posted... So are you just a brain in a jar with the ability to post on CE? Yeah, kinda like Nixon. --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
Topic | Finally! After 10,000 years I'm free... |
DinosaurBrain 05/18/19 12:22:36 PM #1 | To post on CE. How's it going guys? Time to conquer Earth? --- Dinosaur brain, dinosaur brain, does whatever a dinosaur brain. |
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